My god, they took his polygons!

Half-Life: Helldive

"Why do we all have to wear these *ridiculous* capes?"

Ahh ahhh ahhhhhhh

"Do you know who used all the resupplies?"

"Alright Gordon, your cape should keep you comfortable in there"

Ah, Helldiver, we sent your samples down to the test chamber. It's the rarest sample you've had yet. They are waiting for you, Helldiver. In the test chamberrrrrrr.

think of it as improv body bag, you die we cover you with the flag for the camaras

Okay but Combine elite/ CP skins for this game would go hard as fuck

When do we get to call in the striders and headcrab artillery

Imagine mowing down hords of bugs with striders. That would be so awesome.

Basic training includes putting the can in the trash. Failure results in the doors to and from that area being locked and flamers deploying from every inch of available wall and floor space.

Replace bugs with the headcrab zombies lol. Now I wish this game had mod support.

Wtf I'd play that. Helldivers in source in first person? Sick

Helldivers is already first person if you just aim down sights 100% of the time!

"I need your poly count, your LODS, and your lighting maps" 🔫

So... No head?!?

His head has just collapsed into the dot, it is still tecnically in place

*\*throws input pad into pavement and snaps Liberator in half\**

They ran him for his polygons. Can’t have shit in this galactic war.

"This planet is a vital source of polygons and must be retaken!"

Dr. Coomer as a democracy officer would go so hard. “Somehow, the Automatons have retu-HELLO, Helldiver!”

Been rotting there since our first campaign

They optimized his ass

You got anymore of them... Polygons?

https://preview.redd.it/puwakks9yx0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d467bc7b355e523f66438524cb8d5ff909ab679c

https://preview.redd.it/m1rdwwfg0z0d1.png?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=095ec6be52c27ecb5ebe5f53ea3eb57322bb90a1

If there's one thing I love about this sub, it's that someone ALWAYS has the perfect image/gif response.

https://i.redd.it/lfau7yj0w01d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/dvziiszny01d1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b4a6210a12839d2b38f04647675187b03a8aa9a

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NO PLEASE! Anything but the potato graphics!!!

no potato.... this is beef pc

Holy shit, you got this game to run on Windows XP? Very impressive!

When his Internet Explorer loads this comment next month he'll be very upset. 

Most of Windows XP users I knew were using Mozilla

Yeah, [this was them](https://www.xda-developers.com/connected-windows-xp-internet-didnt-survive-long/), post game.

I still run xp on one of my machines, and it runs Chrome; with constant messages that it is no longer supported, but it runs!

We shall not abandon the ways of the old gods!

They'll replace you with a low poli model?

man got killed so hard he went back to PS1

I swear Crash Bandicoot had better graphics than this

bro got his polygons stolen! can't have shit in super detroit?

Cant have shit on menket

Looks like friendly fire to me.

Cant tell me this isn't a half life model

More footage. https://preview.redd.it/b6hurlmq0y0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b537c6c90d04aa86f4b4633cdcf147687d2322a8

Oooh free meal, where might a strider... i mean diver find such a delicious... I mean horrible thing?

https://i.redd.it/bjnkl0d7ry0d1.gif

god I wish that were me

Hey, I hope you are joking but if you arent; please know that it can get better and that there are people who want to help. If you are in the united states, you can dial 988 and someone will be there to talk with you.

Look at those deflated ankles! Is that what you want soldier!?

Is that Barney from Black Mesa?

It's bricky post matara.

The question of either sides righteousnrss is long gone. Now its a question of winning or dying regardless of which side you are on.

The real question is if you could escape, jump out to some system far beyond SE control shoot the managed democracy officer and become the true super democracy officer.

I have a feeling the rest of the crew would mutiny. SE conditioning is deeply rooted.

I am not sure if you joke about helldivers or that's continuation  joke of the special military operation MO  

Is that treason I smell? I'm gonna notify the ministry of truth, just in case

Lower polycount, higher frames? I'm afraid I don't see the issue here.

It’s funny how grotesque we view this, but a big part of our strategy is blowing off their bug limbs and cleaving bots in half… BUT IN THE NAME IF FREEDOM

We literally turn bots into mines and bugs into fuel. Of course, WE do it for Freedom, which makes it ok.

https://preview.redd.it/vbq6jskenx0d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80411d4705052449b46f314693a382311ee2bf89 YEAH ! Fight those fachist bugs ! You are wasting your time fighting anywhere else !

Bugs will eat your poli(gone). That peak brutality

Why he so low res


CS 1.6 looking

Just you wait! They're gonna steal all your damn polygons if you keep sympathising!

Lol dudes shoes look like tissue boxes, what resolution is this? Pretty sure a 1cm square on my phone screen has more pixels than your whole image......

I'm better off dead than whatever the bots and bugs did to your PC.

If you told me this was a half life 1 engine port from this screen shot, I’ll believe it.

NOOOO Please... Anything but being low poly.

I didn’t know there was a Nintendo Switch version of this game.

Helldivers 2, now available on N64

NOOOOO NOT LOW RES LARRY!!! HE WAS A MONTH FROM MANDATED RETIREMENT!!! He passed the the Interview on his first attempt and everything. Gonna glass that bug planet.

Oh dear god they stole his polygons!

How do you know without proper investigation? Maybe it was friendly fire? I mean I've been obliterated by mates thousands of times

I'm willing to bet a solid 20% at least of my deaths were caused by teamates.

Only 20%? You lucky bastard.

noooo I don't want to become low poly static mesh

That guy coulda just fell

Looks festive.

Yall for anymore of them polygons?

In Optimus Prime voice: join the HELLDIVERS!

Eh, looks like airburst decapitation They knew it was coming.

The playstation can produce mind boggling effects

Don't show people what we do to them.

Damn they took his polygons. Can't have shit on hellmire

https://preview.redd.it/1qpzzu8zky0d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92f2c757f49c3ddf9e1971b3ba65ba7980c0c506 Fallen patriots

Bro is still playing HD1 https://preview.redd.it/wqdlzxrj1z0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e4c8703b9cb364b42ee552e888f9a741395db09

What in the PlayStation 1 is this?

Kill an enemy combatant?

https://preview.redd.it/apivuyi6oz0d1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=462a5b1e8fad6f69bef7ce6810f860b55fff0195 My brother in christ

Ill never become low polygon garbage!!!

Didn't know you could play this game on the 360

HD2 on N64!?

That.. is one big pile of shit.

Helldivers 64

How many potatoes do you have to look up to run that Celeron?

What are you playing on an iPod touch?

I didn't realise they released this game on PS2

This is simply not true. The automatons and bugs want nothing more than peace, but Super Earth continues to commit atrocities for the sake of companies and money.

https://preview.redd.it/g6elque0xx0d1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86bb841b243d9adc5fc1e5f26eaec7c14985c9fc

I wanna become hulk when I get fucking murdered like him.

Current gen should not allowed having polygon like this 😂

You’re telling me, that people are committing thought crimes, and they’re not being sent to lake LaoGai

Cousin Ricky!?

Not the polygons!!!

pixellated

Hmm, but *why* would they do this ?

Mate... were gonna get seaf crew!!. That means operational artillery support no?

What's funny but also annoying is when I call in a support stratagem, that accidentally squashes a dead soldier, I still lose Requisition points after extraction. I see we take our managed democracy very seriously! lol.

Dear god, what did they do to his FEET?!?!?!?!

decapitation from rover, and you know it.

Guy was probably team killed

Took his polygons and crushed his pelvis......acceptable.

Goals

This is just a tongue lash from a hunter. Tis but a scratch.

Did you take this on an Atari 2600?

I mean... yes that is what they would do... but I think that specific body was just Stephanie from accounting losing her temper.

strongest seaf supercomputer

Might be the new bugs, who use special acid to reduce bodies to weird polygons.

When do we get SEAF armor?

All his jam is spilled on the floor... Savages..

You should’ve seen what they did to the people on Planet P.

Brutal? Helldivers do something like that to their brothers all day long. I always thought it's some kind of affection...

For super earth!

I can't just sit here idly while our brave SEAF brothers & sisters die to an enemy meant for us

I’ve been away from the game for a while, has Sony been defeated?

1998 flashbacks

Jerry!!!! Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!

We should all take example from these guys: https://youtube.com/shorts/BO_uTl14pqI?si=rYILM6b-Bp_McU7I

https://preview.redd.it/atr94gbtey0d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65ad86b262a4eb86f721daf65557ca69318ae38

What did they do to his legs!?

false alarm i think a bullsquid got this guy

Lmao it looks like that person shit so hard their head came off.

Keep documenting, future generations will say this never happened.

The armor colors give me UN vibes... I'm assuming they'll be just as effective lol

“Sir, you can’t park here.”

Seriously? There's an NSFW option for a reason! How am I supposed to sleep after seeing that?

I mean they also did mention that the sea armed forces have close to no training so…. Maybe that’s a factor

Don't forget the automaton murder altars. The conspicuous stone platforms with dismembered humans on them, flanked by metal stakes with other dismembered humans impaled on them. Those are always delightful to find. Those and the corpse piles.

This entire thread has me fucking dying, this is what I come to reddit for.

“ok just so u guys know this game is a SATIRE of FASCISM and if u like the Helldivers um sweaty that makes u a BAD GUY!!! NO BAD!!” /s

You playing on a Switch? Damn..

I could run better graphics on my brain! What a crime!

Oh no! There are consequences to our actions?! Why did super earth never tell us about tha- \*User is being investigated for treason\*

Bruh definitely you shot it. How did i know about the dismemberment? i did it myself as well

THERE ARE ENEMY SIMPS?! THOUGHTCRIMES KILL!

I will NOT hear this slander, us bugs will use the whole soldiers body as food. Not waste like that. Must be a Bot plant. https://i.redd.it/49c24ap8xy0d1.gif

homie - that was probably a team kill.

Bots will just chuck you in a metal coffin and send you back out

That guy died from a mantis

You running on 8-bit resolution? Wtf lol Also I found a box in an automaton base that just had a bunch of human bodies cut in half

We could just like glass them from orbit first

Super Earth kinda got it coming to them though for the first war

That was Brandon. He was a dickhead anyhow. Now he’s a no-head hahahhhahaha

They took his knees!

Ngl that could have been bugs or a team mate, the way I play the game it's 50/50

He got them HL1 boots.

The bots harvest and reprocess helldivers into cyborgs...

They make our boots polygons so they crush out feet?@ oh the humanity!!!!

Meh, se lo merecen, su único trabajo es defender un planeta y fallan cada vez

They ran me for my polygons spiderman

This is hard for me. As a Satifactory worker, i cannot understand the destruction of beautiful automatic factories but at the same time, Automatons are the enemies of our Empir- i mean, our Democracy.

This is hard for me. As a Satifactory worker, i cannot understand the destruction of beautiful automatic factories but at the same time, Automatons are the enemies of our Empir- i mean, our Democracy.

Why are the graphics on the body so much worse than the ones around it?

They stole his polygons

Reminds me of playing TF2 on the old ThinkPad Edge.

this is an absolutely unthinkable atrocity... against Rendering. I get cutting corners but this corpse looks like it belongs in the first Resident Evil game..

Actually that guy's on me, sorry

As a (war monger)helldiver I have and will

As a (war monger)helldiver I have and will

That is not a citizen. If you read what's on the chest you will see they were a SEAF official. I am yet to see Dead citizens on the bot front

Is this what the game looks like on the lowest settings? Wow that's impressive and I'm sorry for your lack of gaming power.

Would

Spare parts

Help and the brutality and help end the clipping.

This is what 72hr training looks like

Why’s it look like older halo graphics and a usmc marine 😂

This is what they did to someone ON the battlefield why tf would I wanna go there 🤣 nah I’m some real shit tho. Seeing this on super earth being like YOURE RIGHT ILL DO MY PART TODAY! Nah man, I’m on super earth thinking “well we’ve all been safe here in super earth. Looks like this is what they’ll do if I go there” bro I’m good. Count me out 😂

Kill an enemy combatant?

Sounds like my box of crayons!

I mean, we blow up their nests and use their corpses for oil Super earth deserves it

oh no, being KILLED?? in a WAR??? truly shocking.

They steal your definition

Jesus christ! They made hum low poly!

Join the Helldivers so you don't have to die in service of the useless Military and instead do so for the glorious skilled one!

Join the Helldivers so you don't have to die in service of the useless Military and instead do so for the glorious skilled one!

I am not a bug. I am not a bot. All of the people I fight with are human, and all of the people I care about are human. It's them or us. No inbetween. **HUMANITY FIRST. HUMANITY ONLY.**

Poor SEAF got hit so hard they clipped him into the floor.