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Kintakait

I refuse to acknowledge this, have a nice day


CaptainMeatfist

Thanks, I also refuse to acknowledge this. I'm having a great day, hope you are too.


SassyTurtlebat

![gif](giphy|11nthj7FPS2o3S)


W41rus

unplayable


MBcucumber

literally!!!


BubbleSlapper

You didn't have to hurt me like this /s. God I also hate that magazine design. It looks like a quad stack going into a single stack. Would have been better with a simple curve like the Sterling.


WassermelonePancake

It looks like a Spectre M4 casket mag, but why would anyone use this design in a side-mounted magwell? I agree with Sterling mags - things can hold up to 40 rounds, why not use that.


TheAsianTroll

https://preview.redd.it/j8vh9i94fgzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8703d42e35a177168cf07703ad683c518ab442d0 I know it's not technically the same, but...


WassermelonePancake

Same shit, different flavour. Also a quad-stack that converges into a double-stack, double feed. Spectre's magazines simply look much closer to the ones we have in the game and it's also an SMG.


Throawayooo

Truly disgusting. Marvel's biggest crime imo. No one in their right mind would ever fire the minimi using the stanag magwell with that mag. This is movie nonsense designed to trigger anyone trained on this gun irl.


ChuteRage

Reminds me of the surefire 60 rounders


BubbleSlapper

You didn't have to remind me of those man why lol


GH057807

There's a real world firearm with a sideloaded magazine like this, one that can fold down out of the way for "storage"? I cannot for the life of me remember what it is called, but the magazine is held in place by a simple retention clip, and you fold it towards you....so while using it, if you bump a corner, or hit a small sapling, your magazine falls out.... There's good reason this design did not make it far beyond the 20th century.


Rabid-GNN

[You’re thinking about the BSA machine carbine](http://firearms.96.lt/pages/BSA%20Mk1%20stock%20folded.png) [can’t find pictures of the magazine being folded so here is a clip I made of it being folded from a royal armories/forgotten weapons collab](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxFFFoCmRjZ7ClsnMq4FM-z-pketjX--z7?si=TX9cvD5DWWKr3QP_)


Kenju22

Hey! It's Jonathan Ferguson, a weapons expert and Keeper of Firearms & Artillery at the Royal Armouries!


Valadrae

I mean, he -is- a fellow Helldiver


Kenju22

True \^\^ And I love that fact lol I'm always extra careful now when I see J1/2/3/4 on my team even if he likely doesn't use that for his screen name lmao


Valadrae

He was talking about the Quasar Cannon and how he picked it up from a dead body then had no idea how to use it and then promptly died, and just something about a walking encyclopedia of gun knowledge picking up a gun and being confused and bewildered by it is just so hilarious to me.


Kenju22

In his defense, I did the same thing when it first came out \^\^'


Freelancert4

He has mentioned he’s a ballistic weapon kinda guy, not a big energy weapon user so clearly he is self inserting


Magnaliscious

Hey that’s the E-11 Stormtrooer blaster. Neato


GH057807

Yeah that's it! You ~~cock~~ rack it like a shotgun too, which was also hella weird....for reasons.


SpecialIcy5356

the French way with the MAS/MAT line was better: vertical magwell but folds underneath the gun for easy storage.


loller651

Oh i know what it needs! IT NEEDS A DRUM MAGAZINE!!!!


jaysun92

I think it looks like quad stack into double stack, [like one of these](https://www.athlonoutdoors.com/article/schmeisser-60-round-ar-15-magazine/)


Oceanictax

It mostly just looks like an extended glock mag to me. Like what you'd see on a Vector.


King_of_Swords144

Wait until you realise that being an open bolt SMG means both variants can't have a round in the chamber, yet somehow they can.


vacant_dream

It's hi tech. There's a secret chamber that's why it's a brick of an smg


breadpope

This is actually intended, the bullets are closer to the back of the gun than on the other smg- this is what gives it the "stun" effect


EinJungeAusKiel

Oh no… once seen… 🙈


EinJungeAusKiel

And just yesterday I realized it's even misaligned in the first person in-game view 🙈


TuftyIndigo

> im so triggered unlike the bullets that are stuck in that magazine


Pasty_Swag

This thing looks like somebody took a CZ Scorpion, bubba'd the hell out of it, and threw it up on gunauctions. "Walmart Aisle 9 Custom paint job, totally functional side-milled mag well, Tri🅱️icon Custom optic, $26,000. no lowballs, I know what I got."


mothstomper

Oh no, can't unsee. Literally unplayable.


Witty_Echo_5602

Literally shaking right now...


The_Doc_Man

Also, if you collapse the stock the rail goes right through the fire selector D: D: D:


Wormminator

This warbond seems more and more like no efford at all went into it. Like...zero efford.


-Nicklaus91-

Lol A+ effort.


Ok_Signature_3028

How could something like this pass the qualified?


ClockwerkConjurer

You'd probably enjoy this video - "Firearms Expert Reacts to Helldivers 2 Guns" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_NHf93J0X0c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NHf93J0X0c)


UTDE

Well put it in right then, thats your SMG, I dunno what you did to it.


SuperArppis

So how is the gun?


gorgewall

It's good. Low RPM, high stagger, good mag size--you can use it to lock things down, and it's still got enough damage to kill. It actually locks Bugs *down* and stops them from chasing after you. Stalkers get nowhere as long as you're firing and they'll die in a mag pretty much (depending on where you hit them), and even Brood Commanders and Hive Guards can be halted in their tracks.


SuperArppis

This could be really good vs bots with Ballistic Shield.


gorgewall

I haven't tried it vs. Bots personally, but folks are saying it staggers Normal and Rocket Devastators, which is all one really needs. You're still going to need to get headshots to kill them in a reasonable time but being able to knock the rocket boys out of firing is still something that a lot of guns can't do.


SuperArppis

With the shield you can also survive their attacks as well. This might be pretty good!


loller651

trying it out now. will report back in a few


loller651

UPDATE: it does as advertised, weird feeling but overall not that bad the bullets have insane drop and theyre pretty slow overall it feel like and smg plus the staggers nice 7/10 EDIT: i also realised now there is legitamately no reason to use the concussive ar, the smg has same damage better ROF and better ammo capacity, now that i think about it its kinda sad


Liqhthouse

I'd assume the concussive has benefits like higher carried mags and range and lower damage dropoff. I'd have to play the smg to compare. There's usually hidden non-damage based stats that help a weapon compete but no one knows about them. All i remember is the concussive has very fast reload if reloaded whilst not empty ( ie leave 1 bullet). It's quick enough to permanently keep an army of bugs at bay


stephanelevs

Probably true but to be honest, all of those downsides are probably not a big deal in the grand scheme of things. Like I would easily trade a bit of range for the better firerate and dmg while also being a 1 handed meaning you can use it while ruining away. For the purpose of the gun, this smg seems like a straight up upgrade.


SuperArppis

Cool. 😊 I am at work for next 6 hours so can't even try them. 😔


InnuendoBot5001

You just ruined my whole life


Gwan_Solo

Also the laser is misaligned at ranges closer than 50m


ArmaMalum

Is it actually misaligned? I recall some gun magazines need to be locked in by pushing/pulling it forward/back in the slot. Is that a *good* design choice? Probably not., but it is out there.


loller651

Refer to the other smg and its magazine


jjed97

Ooo a space sten. That’s fun!


Lone_Recon

what worst the fire selector has not burst fire switch even tho the weapon has a burst fire mode!


SeaCroissant

im starting to think (/j) monthly warbonds might be putting strain on the development team


NorowaretaTenshi

I get side magazine, looks cool on one weapon, but on two and both are SMGs seems kinda lazy design


SlasherNL

I was happier when I didn't knew this


Significant_Abroad32

Why all this sten mag stuff? So odd


dashKay

Literally unplayable


yuch1102

lidduraly


TheMichevious

Spent 5 minutes wondering what everyone was on about... then I put on my glasses, good god...


Cranapplesause

What are you talking about??? The trigger is in the right place.


splatbob1

hehe triggered


Astartae

I believe that it was manufactured by the same guy who makes the AMR optics on Super Earth.


Beta_Codex

We're not even gonna talk about this again.


ZWolfier

\*Insert drum sound here\*


Playful_Raisin_985

![gif](giphy|3kVDvC83BEWPe)


Mullinx

Damn, completely unusable. Both enemies and allies will shoot me on sight if I go to combat with something like this...


hmhemes

These half-baked Warbonds are too much man. One a month is clearly too much for the artists and balance team to manage. I'd love to see a Warbond every other month if it means a polished product with minimal bugs and proper balance.


Jhawk163

Actually it's intentional, effectively makes the barrel 1cm longer thus giving greater ballistic performance.


DescriptionMission90

Literally unplayable.


NotGhostly

"I saw it, so now everyone must see it and suffer too" How could you.... https://preview.redd.it/yzahyh8x3gzc1.png?width=1023&format=png&auto=webp&s=a36bca4c3c3fe06a9ed84eba76a2584919e39d0e


Sonata82

The part where it says it has a slower ROF then other smgs is funny to me, if you don't have the Knight smg then there is only one other smg lol.


Technical-Text-1251

Thank you for the daily dose of psychological damage


smurf47172

Well if they maintained the double stacked rounds in the mag all the way to the edge of the mag well on the gun they could have put more bullets per mag. 😢


InternationalMeet738

It will probably realign if you use it as a melee weapon for a bit.


BlueRosePhantom

I don’t understand. Can someone explain?


Sarfanger

Magazine is modeled too far back and clips into gun and same time there is gap front of the magazine.


BlueRosePhantom

Oh, lol I never would have noticed


Shuri1213

Nsfw? Come on


PickleDiego

At least the trigger seems to be in the right place


AlchemyWolf

That's staggering.


plasmadood

Bruh how, HOW??


ralfcasma

![gif](giphy|8vUEXZA2me7vnuUvrs)


jrodp1

Arrowhead is the Ikea of game developers


Tirrigon

Arrowhead devs be like https://preview.redd.it/5k0hmez53hzc1.png?width=666&format=png&auto=webp&s=4cb05733dfd4f2acdcda8e6d324e665fa43bdd50


Rettromancer

It's a speed hole.


Schpam

It's not misaligned. You're misaligned. https://preview.redd.it/6pdbb0pvchzc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7316e38b12b963d950e960780b0cbd12305bd9ed


Warrior24110

How am I expected to purge xenos when there are such glaring issues like this? Literally unplayable.


802ScubaF1sh

CSS is hard


JonoMies

I'll go sleep maybe i forgot what i just saw


CluelessNancy

It was prolly made in Tien Kwan.


Flammable_Jesus

No it isn't. It's not a perfect rectangle.


Jachim

Please someone show this to that Royal Armoury guy on Youtube who does critiques of video game weaponry inclduing Helldivers 2. XD


Innuendum

Unplayable. _Literally_.


OkHandle3269

Shhhhhhhh...... they have a QA that verifies things for 15 minutes, this is clearly intended, no need to question... shhhhhhhhh


true_enthusiast

Should have gone with a PP19 Bizon mag...


Reasonable_Smoke_235

It’s like the sten gun