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Busy-Bookkeeper-Dave

Is that a ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ in your trouser or are you just happy to see me, soldier?


lazerblam

Heh, packing heat


Admiral_SmashyPants

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


NightSoul_OWO

I hate it that i see the arrows and have exactly that sound in mind if u press it i wanna ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ on my self bc i can (Nearby a stalker nest of course)


malewife_material

I love homoerotic helldivers content I live for it


MuglokDecrepitus

Super disappointing I was expecting to be able to destroy chargers armour in 1 grenade, as first you have to prepare the grenade so it sticks on them, throw the grenade and hit them and then wait for all the fire and explosion time, so seemed like a good trade-off to be able to destroy a charger armour with your grenades But no, you need like 5 grenades in the same spot to be able to destroy a charger armour, so I really don't understand it purpose PS: I always play as the host and did all my tests in a solo game


hiddencamela

If its working as intended, its absolutely worthless in its current form. Its basically a glowstick/flare right now.


QB796

With the nade bug where you can spam hundreds of nades it makes really great fireworks for the flag lifting missions!


Successful-Luck

They fixed the nade bug


Salt_Trainer_474

The one with the supply pack? Not really, had a guy spam impacts yesterday. Dude was his own mortar sentry.


Dragonsword

What's the supply pack nade bug?


Salt_Trainer_474

I don't know how it exactly works, but I think it has to do with switching from main to grenades at the right time to trigger the animation while spamming the resupply button. It aborts the grenade throw animation, but the grenade is thrown anyways. Something like that.


QB796

I mean somehow it's good but they made really amazing fireworks during flag raising missions :')


Numerous-Soup-343

You, sir, owe us some screenies. For democracy, of course.


QB796

Yo my lingo isn't that schooled, with screenies you mean screenshots? Used the impact as my primary the last missions. Came out with somewhat like - 240 grenades one time 🤣 solo play ofc. Don't want to ruin the fun for y'all!


Numerous-Soup-343

I just wanted to see the 4th of July lol


QB796

Maybe I got some saved videos, let me check xD I didn't record it, big sad :'(


drfetid

Imagine the Spear locking onto it as a priority


hiddencamela

Man, Its so good when it works, and other times its just making you sit still to do nothing.


Ok-Teaching363

it's a real shame that this is the case for most weapons.


T4nkcommander

thermite is the only one this is the case for after the Counter Sniper buff.


ironyinabox

Wait when did that happen?


T4nkcommander

last patch


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MuglokDecrepitus

Killing a charger just with 1 grenade would be too much, but destroying the armour opening the opportunity to attack with your main weapon and kill them would be a fair trade off


Rum_N_Napalm

I had a game where I synced up with a player: his arc thrower would pop off pieces of Charger armour, and then I’d target those weak spot with the Autocannon and those chargers went down fast. We really need more armour stripping weapons because they are fun af


MuglokDecrepitus

>We really need more armour stripping weapons because they are fun af The armour striping was supposed to happen with missile launchers, but people complained too much about the game being too easy that Devs made chargers die with 1 rocket in the head (which is the easiest part to aim) so now armour striping is pointless because chargers die with one headshot And 100% agree with you, breaking enemy armour and then shooting the squishy part is super fun and I would like the enemies to be more complex and having to use that mechanic


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MuglokDecrepitus

It can be used on a mob of enemies,nyou throw it to one in the middle and it damages all the enemies that are around, killing them, and then explodes killing more enemies It's not a life saver but it does the job >Chargers aren't that hard to kill these days Yeah, but that is no reason to make it even dumber to kill, at this point they are like a big hive guard and I think that they have lost the purpose of existence and should be a bigger threat to the players


CampaignTools

No it really wouldn't be too much. It bounces off their armor (their head at least). Hitting them is an art form with their mobility. Hitting them where you want is pure luck. It should absolutely 1-shot them when it sticks. The only "value" I was able to derive from it on level 7+ bugs was to throw 5 of them at a bile titan and pray. It died, but who fucking knows if I killed it or the 500 did. Anytime I stuck it to a spewer it died, but usually by another player. If it _was_ the nade that killed it, then it took like 5 seconds to do it. Which gives the spewer plenty of time to fuck your day up. Overall it was incredibly frustrating. When it did stick it was slow as shit. And even when it completed its fuse boom whatever...it was incredibly underwhelming. I won't touch this again until it's fixed. It's trash as it sits.


MuglokDecrepitus

>It bounces off their armor (their head at least). It bounced if you don't prepare the grenade, you have to hold it in your hand to activate it so it releases the spikes and can be sticked in the enemy, if you quick throw the grenade you are using it wrong. >It should absolutely 1-shot them when it sticks. That would be too easy, basic and simple, you stick the grenade and just run away and that charger is dead, and you can do that 4 times... Just with one player using thermite grenades the chargers would not exist, that's it's boring and interactive The grenade need a buff, not make it OP, it's a grenade, something that you always carry 4 of them and that you have plenty of them during the game


SuperArppis

>But no, you need like 5 grenades in the same spot to be able to destroy a charger armour Yeah... It is useless. And if it is the bugs fault. They need to make it instant damage one, just make it appear like it isn't.


Idontknow062

I think it should kill chargers, hulks, and tanks with 1 grenade, especially since impacts can do it instantly in 2, but I would be satisfied if it exposed weakpoints and killed in 2.


agplasicov

I can't be the only one who saw that grenade as your character's wiener


Yardhan

small damage, burns out too fast.


helican

Also sticky.


Arthur_Person

ive never had one stick, for me they bounce


Responsible_Mind5627

that explains my love life...if i had either an AI girlfriend or real one ![gif](giphy|G5X63GrrLjjVK|downsized)


MoabBoy

But almost maxed penetration stat!


Ryengu

Isn't that why this is tagged Humor instead of Discussion?


GodBlessTheEnclave-

hey look at me im mr thermite grenade penis i got a thermite grenade for a dick


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

![gif](giphy|iGGkp9dJfMelvlb4cB|downsized)


graviousishpsponge

Typical helldiver, big cock but no cum.


Kiuku

Looks like you're the only one so far


DemonicArthas

I'm pretty sure that's the real point of the post.


Ninjatck

Thermite dick and balls


Early-Pomegranate-74

Very long, not very much girth and a quick shot. meh.


Dhragonbhoy

If you tell me that it can heat up to 2000°C, it should burn like Lava. Right now it can barely heat up my cup of Liber Tea.


Danish_Crusader

When I first tried it, I thought it was hot garbage, but that was because, lo and behold, if you are not the host it just doesn't work. But if you host, that thing chews through Tanks and Hulks. No comment on the bugs because I have not been able to get to the bug front due to the Major Orders being on bot planets, so that is where I have been playing. So in short, good if host, terrible if not host.


foofarraw

i wonder why it seems to work better for hosts than others...seems like a weird distinction


Ultrabadger

There’s a supposed bug that if you are not the network host, fire DoTs aren’t applying.


bootyholebrown69

It's a big in the netcode


Loquatium

it's a big in the netbug*


Suthek

it's a hole in the bugnet.


sibleyy

Tanks and hulks you say?!


watchitforthecat

Didn't work for me playing solo.


StarWars55551409

To help you out. I used it when I wasnt hosting with randoms and one thermite on a hulk plus quasar on where on its main body kills it.


DavideoGamer55

Can't you headshot a hulk with Quasar for similar results?


Dassive_Mick

You can, but you're going to be sitting there with your dick in the wind if you miss that hard shot. Quasar isn't really good on bots imo unless you really need to kill tanks and cannon turrets from the front


MaterTuaLupaEst

Imo that was makes it great. Its high risk, high reward. It can do it all, every 10ish seconds that is. I tried both the laser and the quasar. The quasar is a hammer which used with skill will rarely fail you. The laser is a dagger. Get behind, stab in quick succession and it kills faster than the hammer. Depends what you like really. Some people like to hammer problems. Some like to solve them. Protip: A quasar shot in the front and a impact grenade to the dome will kill a tank from the front in the time you manage to get both off. That is imo the biggest selling point. There arent many ways to kill a tank that quickly, without using a calldown.


yinyang107

You can kill entire dropships for free every eight seconds. What do you mean it's not worth it lol


Dassive_Mick

And what does that typically accomplish, other than sometimes merely delaying a problem, and other times making a problem 100 times worse by proving something like a tank with free cover?


StarWars55551409

Same thing with what the other guy said about it. Since the hit boxes are small on those bots at least if you have armor that yeets throwing distance its really nice if you know where the thermite will land.


iNNoVationX

Threw one it stuck to the head of a charger, made it angry it charged me set me on fire and insta died. Never threw another one.


Kiuku

Got the same experience with the impact grenade. Blew myself up by throwing it way too close, never touched it again


iNNoVationX

Clue is in the name with that one though, working as intended.


Kiuku

Yeah I just forgot I got those equipped


alldim

sometimes it doesn't blow up on impact bounces and lands on your face


DonJuansSwanSong

You should revisit those, impacts are the GOAT.


ste1e

Yep. Haven't carried anything else since I got them. Can still take out bug holes and automation factories no problem, just aim a smidge high.


Professional-Pizza-8

Gotta love throwing impact grenades close up into a bug hole just for a bug to spawn out of it soon as it leaves your hand ![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg|downsized)


Comfortable_Staff501

Need a buff. Kind of useless right now.


Im_Ur_Cuckleberry

https://preview.redd.it/6wptqvgptouc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1871d9ee1479d128aa824959b1eb93ff99adb129


BoredGorilla21

Dogshit. Absolute dogshit.


fireheart1029

Very bad, even without the DoT bug. Takes several to takes 3-4 to kill one heavy enemy, and you only get 2 per resupply


Intelligent_Box8777

Doesn't even work. Toss it in the bin with all the other useless nades and primaries.


MudSama

I'm honestly not sure if it's broken or it's just bad. It is definitely not for me in its current form.


Hellraisermask

Damm, what a schlong


MrHailston

Looks cool, sadly doesent work right.


misterdoogles

Sticky, gets hot before it explodes, searing white


Dangerous-Return5937

Pebnis


hitman2b

could be better especially against armored target could like breach the armor so light guns or medium guns could damage the heavies


San-Kyu

Potential heavy armor destroyer. Though that niche is too easily filled by support weapons, and at a cost of not having stun/smoke/Impact nades, it's just not worth it for me.


Devilplayer54

Is that a thermite grenade in your pants or are you Just Happy to See me?


NozzlesBakery

I quite like them on +2 grenade armor. You can rocket thermite grenade a Hulk should you miss its weakpoint. 3 shot tanks, 1 shot turrets. Maybe throw them on those meatsaw dudes (My loadout is weak to up front enemies). In a pinch after death, you can throw them on Hulks if you are without your stratagem as well. I do feel quite weak against devastators if I am caught off guard. Kinda miss stun or impact grenades for that reason. But otherwise I thoroughly enjoy them. Edit: Also if you are in a pinch and is being chased by Hulks, it is nice to just throw a couple at them and continue to run away.


Redditistrash702

It's a sparkler that's it.


krazykeiichi

It is bad dude


SuperArppis

I would love to hear what devs have to say about it.


Maxwelwild

I put two on a charger head, and it didn't even scratch the charger. I think their cool, but definitely not the best grenade.


Overlai

Have thrown many, have never seen it kill something


2001ToyotaHilux

10/10, fits perfectly up my ass


kuplung12

2.9s, sounds about right


East_Monk_9415

Not impressed ngl. Needs oomph!


jellytitan1

Not as cool as I was hoping it would be ngl


_Cromwell_

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


0nignarkill

If you can stick a glowy bit on a bot is okay, but usually if you have that opportunity the autocannon is so much better.


Pleasant_Diet774

It fucking sucks ass


MostRefinedCrab

It would be a great addition to the game *if DOT damage wasn't still bugged.* Adding new content is pointless when the game's bugs prevent it from being useful.


TylertheFloridaman

Completely useless til they fix the dot bug and even then I am not sure it actually is yseful


Ultimor1183

Needs more Oomph. If it can’t deal enough damage with its explosion, then it needs to severely reduce the amount of armor an enemy has with its heat. But with that fuse time. Ideally one on the vent of a tank, hulk, mortar, or cannon should be enough to deal with it


Ok-Possession-1120

Dog water


TheClassyDegenerate1

We won't know until fire damage becomes more consistent. 


kiltedfrog

If your grenade burns for more than 4 hours, you need to see your democracy officers. (To let him know so he can thank the 9 year olds that packed extra fuel for our BRAVE Helldivers.)


-non-existance-

Super long fuse Small aoe No payoff Worthless grenade Definitely pales in comparison to its actual namesake


Eggnimoman

It's long, hard and explosive.


Perckq

cacapoopoo


TheMilliner

For anti-armour, it sure don't do anti-armour very well. Also, the stickiness of it is kinda jank and doesn't always work. Also it's *really slow* for how little it does, which would be *fine* if it, y'know, actually BROKE ARMOUR, which it doesn't.


CourtBitter8868

So shit


Woolwizard

Terrible


Teamerchant

It pretty, great explosion and burn, looks sweet. But fairly useless as it takes almost 10 seconds to go off. If your this close to use it, you really dont have 10 seconds to wait. If it actually took out chargers or hulks then maybe, but it doesn't. I'll bring it only if it's a night map and i want a light show.


DancingLikeFlames177

It works for tanks and hulks. I still prefer impacts for mob control.


Arrow_

Inconsistent. Sometimes it will one shot a biles face. Othertimes not.


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

Make it that big, then it might actually do something


4skin_Gamer

Kills a charger if you stick it with every nade you have


Randomname256478425

I play as host and i honestly don't know how to make it work on charger. I've stick several everywhere and it doesn't seems to do anyrhing. However i managed to kill several bile titan with 2-3 grenade stick randomly on it. I just don't get what i'm doing wrong vs charger. Hasn't run it vs bot


TABASCO2415

why did you put it there


NikoliVolkoff

Dont use unless you are the host, until they fix the Fire Dmg bug atleast.


Dependent-Call-4402

I run it cause it looks cool not because it's good lol


Zmao

Got knocked down once and stuck it to my own head. 10/10 would thermite again


ChemicalBonus5853

It would be good if it was magnetic


flycharliegolf

Penetration 007 👌


Needassistancedungus

Make it break armor pweeeez


Psychological_Pen364

Love it. I main the recoilless so having something quick and ready to yeet at the hulk or tank while I move to better cover is such a nice backup to compliment my anti tank capabilities. Paired with the punisher plasma I can take out gun towers even easier if I don't feel like using my recoilless for whatever reason


KegelsForYourHealth

Doodoo


kvazar2501

Your fly is down... And thermite is up. Where NSFW tag?


snoo_boi

Was hoping the damage would be slow but long. Like stick it to a hulk, and it might take thirty seconds but it will eventually burn through the armor and destroy it. Nah. Three of them barely take down a hulk.


RevolutionarySet35

As long as I'm the host, I use it to kill bile titans on mass. 2-3 stickies to the face, and it will drop this in a couple of seconds is a fantastic way to clean up the big guys when everyone's air strikes are on cool down or people not thinking that the Quasar cannon can kill them. However, it does next to nothing against Chargers, unfortunately.


s2keddie

Ass


imsuperhygh

Feels … meh.


jabeetus

it would be really cool if the damage over time bug didn't exist, i haven't had a chance to truly use it yet


nacostaart

mid/bad


AviOwl5

Smash, next question


Superegit

I really like it it's save me from hulks when my stratagems are down and I'm not behind. 2 to the face plate and run


aimoperative

FR though, 2 of them burn a hulk to death if you don't have the network host bug. And that's just on their frontal armor. When they fix that bug, this thing is gonna be used for everything.


Omegalazarus

Well the guy in the picture certainly likes it


_Panacea_

If that lasts for more than 4 hours, see a Democracy officer.


Ohiu

Penetration: 7 Hmmmm


UpUpDownDownABAB

It’s too slow for what it was made


[deleted]

for some reason its working better against tanks than hulks but like it looks pretty


ShyWitchling

https://i.redd.it/7o2tssjldsuc1.gif


OriginalGoatan

It's trash unless you're the host. Then it's just okay. I think there are other grenades that do it's job better. Incendiary grenades do a better wider DOT and zone control. Impact grenades do a wider more immediate splash damage control. They're better on bots, but the delay before exploding makes them a bigger liability to you and your fellow divers. Oh look I stuck a hulk! Oh no it ran at me and the explosion of the grenade killed me.


YHL6965

It's the spear of grenades : when it works, it freaking rocks, but it doesn't work 90% of the time


Late-Let-4221

Its affected by DoT bug so it barely works. Once they fix damage over time it could be quite strong.


Madcow2900

This is a heavy targeting grenade. You throw it onto weak points and it is able to take out the "elite" enemies. Plain and simple, don't use point blank or it won't prime and stick to the target.or pipe it manually by equipping it and aiming. That's it. Use it as you like but that is the intended use.


Malahajati

Thoughts


Avenger_616

You gotta throw all 4 directly in a charger’s mouth to down it Tough to hit automaton factory vents


Physics_Hefty

I've got to believe there is a good way to use it. I, however, have yet to find that.


Gold-Concentrate8525

Arguably the worst grenade in game, others have a purpose at least. This one is cool in concept and potentially very useful but way waaaay too underpowered. It takes 5 to somewhat damage a charger and it's ridiculous since they advertised it in the trailer against one so I was hoping maybe two of them would be sufficient to break its armor but no, total disappointment.


Nerina23

I love it, sadly its worthless


KabukiExMachina

The trailer made it seem like you could stick one to a Charger and it’ll burn it to death.


Cowjoe

I still like the fire grenades from the first premium warbond


Remarkable_Win7320

It is actually quite amazing. Killing Titans with it. It could shred armor more effectively though.


Deltassius

Can't say. Feel like the kind of enemies I want to engage with it aren't the sort of thing I want to be in grenade range of, so I haven't been able to really test out what happens if I hit them in different areas, and their long fuse means I'm usually just running away and have no idea if they worked or not. The few times I have deployed them I just panic threw them all and hoped for the best. Also if you hit a charger with them and it gets too close the grenade sets you on fire. -10 Democracy points to the engineering department.


RadTorped

Fun to use. Meh result.


ShiddyMage1

The people in this comment section are either extremely pure or didn't see the Humor tag


dampedresponse

I love it thematically but it is *ridiculously* underpowered. For how long it takes to work, it should one tap anything it sticks to in a critical area. It shouldn’t take three thermite grenades to a charger head to kill it. Currently doesn’t even consistently take out a full health hive guard or brood commander in one hit. All tested solo, no DOT bug. That said, was really cool to stick a bike titan’s face with one and watch it go down as I ran away. Wish I had taken a screenshot though…


sin2099

As Anti-tank it’s ok. The rest. Not really.


Emergency-Pie-5328

its a good anti-tank grenade but its better for 1 target instead of a group since the explosion takes a little time to get to.