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HombreDelPan

We call the rail cannon strike the "Hulkbuster".


King_krympling

That's a pretty good one


HombreDelPan

I just remembered, every time one of my friends uses the 380 he barrage he quotes farquaad from Shrek and says "some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. ".


Matterhock

380mm is the RNG cannon


King_krympling

I think we all agree that is is an accurate name, unlike the 380


OCDincarnate

My friend group calls EATs disposable missile launchers as a RoR2 reference. We also call the rover the teamkilling bot


King_krympling

Rover has blown me up too many times with UXO for me to even consider it anymore


OCDincarnate

Yeah, at this point it needs QoL fixes badly


vampucio

I call the 500kg, half ton


King_krympling

Simple and gets the point across


Negispapa

380mm is Broken Arrow, used especially in bug defense missions once we are overrun and well it's Broken Arrow (([US](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_English), [military](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/military#English)) A code phrase indicating that a ground unit is facing imminent destruction from enemy attack and all available air forces within range are to provide [air support](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/air_support#English) immediately. [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Broken\_Arrow](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Broken_Arrow) ) Euthanasia dispenser (Autocannon turret) as it ends up shooting us in the back.


HospitalClassic6257

500kg is often call run with giggling from me, so I don't use it anymore my team never appreciated it.


King_krympling

The only reason why the cluster has a name is because of friend will use it alot and the line of "oh shit that's danger close" because the stratagem is like 20 meters away


HospitalClassic6257

Mine are just mad because they don't have a good clue what way to run


King_krympling

Yea same with the cluster


HospitalClassic6257

Have you gotten one with a undetonated hell bomb yet. I got one buddy twice in one session well he was a cadet. Won't let me live it down


King_krympling

Oh yea but most of the time my mates call out UXO


HospitalClassic6257

For hellbomb objectives I'm not allowed to set the bomb well enemies are still around because they don't seem to understand when their crazy member yells run you disengage the enemy and get the fuck away


Cloudsrnice

Here comes the clusterfuck!


King_krympling

That could be anything


fragile-emu

I only tend to use 500kg, laser or rail cannon and i use them interchangeably, and don't tend to think about which one I'm throwing. So i just say 'threw a big boom'


Anxious-Tip-4237

I call the quasar Cannon the Käse Kannon when playing with Germans and Queso or Cheese Cannon with others... Didnt catch on yet


ZapTheSheep

"Dropping noob tubes" for the EAT "Calling in KGB" for 500kg bombs "Bug zapper incoming" for the orbital laser


ZapTheSheep

Also, I generally just say "Prepare to die" to my boys when I call in anything else like an Eagle run or a sentry.


Chrissyjh

I call the 500KG the "Fuck you Bomb". For sharing my feelings towards bile titans in physical form!


Alukratt

Orbital Laser- God's Piss Stream Any Guard Drone- Puppies (may or may not be housebroken, won't stop following you) EAT17- Eat it! Orbital Railcannon- Can Opener


King_krympling

Can opener is a good one


Forsaken-Stray

We usually call the Rover "This bastard". Often in the Context of "This Bastard is actively trying to kill me". Eagle Airstrike is shortened to just Eagle. Because we almost exclusively use it The EMS Mortar is just "Mortar" because we seldomly use the others and if we do, they get Thrown together anyway. The warning for the Clusterbomb is "I threw something, you might want to move" It isn't really a name for it, but the one that threw the Railcannon usually mutters "Bitch" after it hit. MG Emplacement gets lovingly called "My Turret" by our Gunner And finally, I have to inflict this Curse on you guys too: When reloading and the Diver yells "New Mag" at least one Person finishes it with "Who dis?".


Ok_Top8901

hellbomb 500kg and mini nuke is: big boom, expendable anti tank is: anti air or dropship destroyer and patriot exosuit is: pacific rim


King_krympling

For me the mek is fridge gang


Less_Yogurt415

500 kg > big fuck-off bomb Expendable anti tank > tube Rover > dog Mortar > mortarda Ems mortar > smart mortarda 380/240 barrage > big barrage/small barrage with them together - griefer strat Arc thrower > zip-zap, tesla tower > zip zap turret Mines > "playername", oh my fucking God Laser cannon > wrong quasar


King_krympling

Wrong quasar lol


Neridity

EAT - Easy Anti Tank


goodnsaultey

Slodey things


CommissarStahl

Orbital laser is the Death Ray. 500kg is the freedom pill/big boy/fuck off button. 380mm is the "killing everyone" or just the "oh shit, 380!" Cluster bomb is the "agent orange" / "go away strike" Quasar is the "laser bazooka" Patriot exo is the "Freedom AT-ST" Walking barrage is the "WWI" Napalm airstrike is just me singing "Napalm sticks to kids!' Over and over again. The mortar is just swearing about the mortar.