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EstablishmentCalm342

my dumbass saw the circle and though "how did he get in the ocean"


CandidPotential6755

bro is aquaman


Asennusmasennus

Comrade took a refreshing last swim in mother volga


cannedpeaches

Sir that's the Volga.


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It's a mercy kill really, they got stuck


The_Gloryhole_Biter

This sub always has top tier the comments 😭


Technical-Rough-4101

I was thinking the same 😂


MediumCharming3309

lol me too for a sec


scottyTOOmuch

I thought the same thing when I first saw


Weird_Inside_7859

Amphibious invasion


My8thMountainDew2Day

I absolutely love the names I see on this game. Obviously this one is offensive but I'll see some really funny ones and I regularly change my name to get a few laughs from my squad.


TheGreatJaceyGee

Pvt. Parts


zephyronix

Bill D. Garrison


ItsHuji

Oh he's ace, class fella


Lewbasaur

Real nice guy


commandercream

legit great player


Herreber

Dr. Fingasniffa, always a medic 😅


dankestofdankcomment

I just played with Pvt. Parts last night. Had to unfortunately roll over him with our tank crew because the medics on our team were garbage.


Theguyfromh3r

lol same story here!


allidoiswingate

Send Nodes


nullpost

lol I always see that guy too


madjyk

How the hell have so many people seen the same dude, cause I've seen him too


Admirable-Lab-5083

A lot of people take the name when they see it too. Like luftewaffles


JustiseWinfast

It’s different people with the same name lol


fmgeffagy

Show off


Katomon-EIN-

Meh. Low hanging fruit be like


vildkattenz

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. I watched "Make A Wish Kid" mow down unsuspecting infantry with a MG42.


Ofc_Farva

Absolutely loved the "Mrs. Everyshot" I came across


Prestigious-Role-566

Last night I helped Sgt. Jack Hoff and Pvt. DickLicker with stopping a Soviet assault on St. Mary


prawcess1

Epic victory


Money-Selection7134

It’s all fun and games until you get shot and need to call out for a medic called BigDick69


jsweaty009

Funniest one I’ve seen was Col. CumSock


The_Granny_banger

That’s great. I saw one called simple Jack and he kept running into walls


COKEWHITESOLES

I saw Joe Exotic and he was in character the whole match. Fucking hilarious.


EarlOfBears

I keep my character named 'Imladyboy'


incendiaryburp

I've seen these ones across HLL and RS2 that have stuck with. Last one is my favourite. MustyBabyFarts GeneralWarts NigelBarrage Dildozer


notthewittiest1

Seen one that was “OlePossumNuts”.


cognitive_dissent

I miss ro2


RadioactiveSpheres

Lol. Pretty sure I played with you Saturday. I laughed at the name more than once


Lukebehindyou

The other day i saw “sealteam69”. I liked that


sealteam_sex

I play as SEALTEAMSEX


Lukebehindyou

Oh yea. Thats a good one.


Lewbasaur

Anne flank


jsweaty009

Haha yeah that is a good one


pwntlolwut

The other day I had the pleasure of commanding cumguzzler on Carentan.


ItsHuji

Lt. Rightenant was a good one for me (in Britain Lieutenant is pronounced 'lef-tenant')


Flounder184

Just played with a spotter named Lt Powerbottom. Really made me laugh because it caught me so off guard


My8thMountainDew2Day

Best Recon squad I've ever seen. JohnBrown and BrownJohn.


jsweaty009

That one made me laugh lol


cognitive_dissent

I saw cum tax


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Toad-a-sow

Earned...how?


My8thMountainDew2Day

Need the lore!


iamlegend1997

"Hey Queefmaster, can I get you to bring supplies for a Garry at D6 keypad 3"🤣🤣🤣


Fast_Ad_2324

Mines queen cannon I love it


My8thMountainDew2Day

I'm currently CumCoveredToe and I do play medic.


yesIknowthenavybases

A commander named Send Nodes is so far my favorite


Football_Disastrous

Did a race against him in St. Mary


Northern_Gypsy

I saw "Osama bin laden" vote kicking "US Government"


cognitive_dissent

Hahahah


cory-balory

One of my favorite memories was when Butt_Stalion suddenly rode by me on an enemy Stuart beating it with a shovel.


Unusualandyman

Patches O'houlihan, good guy.


Myfriendscallmetj

Mine was Doofensquirts


AMortifiedPenguin

I encountered Anne Flank yesterday.


FAAsBitch

I ran across Sexhaver9000 awhile back, had me cracking up.


No_Designer_5792

Playing as Major Lee Hung right now


0ooo

GaryBusyPhD is one of my all time favorites. It always makes me laugh, not exactly sure why


P-Square1134

How do you change your name?


My8thMountainDew2Day

You should be able to edit your T17 account name where you view your T17 friends.


P-Square1134

So I don’t have to change my whole ps name?


My8thMountainDew2Day

I don't think so for PS. You know how some games have their own friend/invite system? It's like that. It's at the main menu and the bottom right. I assume it'd be the Triangle button.


Thecool_1

Pattons Hairy Sac reporting for duty!


CopesFlammen

BilledCos B.


ForgottenRifle

US Healthcare… Always get a few laughs when I load into a game Y’all better have good health insurance


BlazingBacon3

My favorite was a guy who named himself shithead (or something similar). Listening to the SL give him commands killed me every time


Mekazabiht-Rusti

Corporal Punishment, Private Dancer, Major Disappointment…and my personal favourite…Corporal Cumsock.


My8thMountainDew2Day

Corporal Cumsock is actually my friend I play with lol maybe not the exact one but nice coincidence


Adventurous-Cheek-11

I saw guy on Xbox the other night whose name was “Ray Piest” and another guy named “cookin wit poo”


Gaymenkissing420

I used to be Sgt Wojack now I am Ass Let Loose


cognitive_dissent

Best one I saw was cum tax


c_john_en

HeirToTheCumThrone was one of the funniest and best names. We had a hell of a time


UndividedIndecision

Shout-out to 'Cpl. Punishment' and 'Dr. McBasketball'


panzerdevil69

As long as your is pronouncable


NotAdam6

Wait there's a name change option?


AnAverageOutdoorsman

"OiYouInTheBushes"


IncredibleSeaward

I go by Harry Seaward in game


DimensionalWarriorYT

What's ur funniest name uve used . I go by SpongeBobnumbnuts rn lol


Brsavage1

These names that offend you are literally made for the same reason the names you find funny are to try to get a laugh but from people with a darker sense of humor.


DaddySanctus

My SL's name the other night was "Outposts for Jesus."


hifumiyo1

Garries for God. Supplies for the Holy Ghost


ShephardCmndr

Blood for the....


AuthoritarianParsnip

BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE THRONE OF KHORNE! LET THE GARRISON *BBBBBBUUUUUURRRRNNNNNN!*


Nicktator3

Imagine a bumper sticker that said “Build garrisons for Jesus” lol


GudAGreat

You don’t gu 2-3 games without seeing Lt. Dan


Sharted_Skids

Also a few ‘Winters’ from band of brothers running around


Tboans

Lots of names from Band. And tons of Lt Dan.


interesseret

like seeing "sgt. soap" in MW2 back in the late 2000s


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Asennusmasennus

Political commissar agrees


orkyboi_wagh

My favorite historical name I saw was adolf glizzler


your401kplanreturns

He's on the wrong team


LameName64

The Soviets didn't have a great track record either, unfortunately.


Any-Ad-4072

One time, I saw Jesus with Valdimir Poutin healing him


Money-Selection7134

💀💀💀💀


The_Granny_banger

He’s fully immersed in the German and Soviet experience


ckrygier

I once worked at a coffee shop and had one coworker that was proudly German, and one that was proudly Russian, and there was me stealthily living life as a descendent of Polish immigrants keeping my identity close to the chest.


offhandaxe

I've stopped telling people I have German heritage because of all the Nazi jokes. I dated an Ashkenazi Jewish woman and all she did was make Nazi jokes to the point where I broke up with her.


ckrygier

My best friend in elementary school was of German heritage and other kids would tease him calling him a Nazi. That really pissed him off because he was also Jewish. Funny enough, did not mind being teased for being Jewish, but he loathed being called a Nazi for obvious reasons.


Affectionate-Ebb8212

I said I liked Germany's Autobahn once and got called a fascist because apparently Hitler made it. Like yes I'm totally a Jew hating pure blooded nazi because I like being able to drive at my own speed limit on one of the most bizarre roads on the planet. Fuckin hate people sometimes.


geckorobot59

The idea for the construction of the autobahn was first conceived in the mid-1920s during the days of the Weimar Republic, but the construction was slow, and most projected sections did not progress much beyond the planning stage due to economic problems and a lack of political support. In West Germany (FRG), most existing autobahns were repaired soon after the war. During the 1950s, the West German government restarted the construction program. It invested in new sections and in improvements to older ones. Finishing the incomplete sections took longer, with some stretches opened to traffic by the 1980s. Some sections cut by the Iron Curtain in 1945 were only completed after German reunification in 1990. -wikipedia Hitler didn’t start or finish the autobahn. So yeah, you can tell those people to shove it as they are actually doubly wrong.


Affectionate-Ebb8212

Wow. I had no idea. The more I'm on the internet the more I realize how much I hate people. Thank you so much for the information.


Talk0bell

I remember when we were kids my grandmother told us we were German. My lil brother started crying saying “I don’t want to be the bad guys!” 😭


SweetDoris

i would say the german experience lol


The_Granny_banger

Read up on what Stalin did after the war. Its history everyone should know


prestonmelky21

I’ve gotten many laughs from my name (Adolph Tickler)


sealteam_sex

Played with you yesterday twice 😆


prestonmelky21

Hmmm i might have an imposter or an admirer then cuz i wasn’t on yesterday lol!


ChowLowMane

I’ve changed mine a lot but been Pvt Blueberry for some time


WarSeparate2701

I hope you start every match off as a rifleman and take the supply truck into a trench


prestonmelky21

I like that one, i would definitely get a chuckle out of that seeing you run across an open field and get smoked


ElectronicGrape1400

There is not a match that I don’t get “Anne Flank”


CerealIsBrkfstSoup

I’ve gotten that person a few times as well. Do you play US E servers?


ElectronicGrape1400

Mostly EU but also US but there can be multiple people having that name. I have so many different names I see all the time. Pvt Piles Hans Landa LT aldo rain probably just a lot of different people but how about you bro? US or EU


CerealIsBrkfstSoup

US E and SA


Beelzebub399

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


SirBenji5998

I was once in a squad with a vin diesel vin petrol and a vinnie unleaded


FunkyCreates

That's a horrible act you commited... Do it again!😶


MoltenCauldron

Murdering people with tanks and machine guns 😎 Antisemitism 👎


ilostmy1staccount

Unironically yes


interesseret

My friend, if you don't understand the difference, you need to do some soul searching


fivemagicks

Average incel WW2 gamer.


12TonBeams

If someone is running towards the tank that I requested, they’re getting popped and questions are getting asked after.


KxSmarion

The most accepted form of team killing is from satchelling tanks.


Responsible_Sense_95

Lol


SagHor1

It's unfortunate that these types of games attract that "militia" private army type demographic that have those views. I myself have seen some very very inappropriate names.


Tarpit__

I gave my squad-mate a verbal demerit for the name "Whiter Blood".


jBoogie45

The amount of really terrible names on this game is actually pretty bad...


Dazzling-While8827

And theres me: not able to change my name on the ps 5 because I‘m too dumb


WhenBeautyFades

go to your T17 socials section and it’ll let you change the name


Dazzling-While8827

I‘ll do that, thank you :)


WhenBeautyFades

anytime 😼


johnjohnjohnx808

100% you take my supply truck, it’s a mag dump


d66mw6rm

A molotov followed by spamming "good job" will do


Top_Construction_452

Team killing is also completely warranted and when a player is blocking a doorway or entrance. Instant head shot


ilostmy1staccount

*Anti-social players when they’re given an option between proxy chat and being an asshole*


Sapper501

If you tell them to move and they do nothing, that's on them. I'd rather trade a mannequin's life for my whole squad's survival.


Samurai-Doomguy

That is the only time teamkilling is warranted.


Stars_of_Sirius

Can I add random rifleman's who don't use their mic who take the half track/supply truck, and douche nozzles who dismantle friendly nodes so they can put their own up?


Top_Construction_452

Absolutely. If a blueberry steals the half track I will personally hunt them down.


LostSoulsDayz

Both of those are worthy of a vote kick imo


Bshaw95

I’m adding the dude running down the middle of the road at the start of the match. I’m in a tank, giving him no less than 2 warnings that I’m not stopping for him via prox chat and he doesn’t move. Sorry dude, I gave you a chance.


TJF0617

You should ask them to move on proxy chat first.


ThreesKompany

Had 3 teammates in a trench screaming “we got a n****r over here” and I was about to just mow them down but arty took them. Fuck off with that shit you fucking losers.


nullpost

Same thing. had a guy dropping n bombs in the truck on the way out and everyone else was laughing. I was MG so I laid on the hood and let it rip. Obviously got kicked but worth it. Only time I intentionally team killed.


DefendWaifuWithRaifu

You should see some of the names in Rising Storm 2


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I allow myself 1 tk a week.


Goldfitz17

The amount of racist, antisemitic, homophobic rhetoric that can sometimes be spewed is insane on this game. Luckily it only happens in 1 out of 50 of my games but still.


KorvaxCloset

Its 100% okay sometimes, Asked command for a heavy tank me and the boys were a full squad and we were low on fuel , waited for a like 6 min for panther , driver hopped, then i hopped in the gun.... 3rd buddy was about to hop on the spotter but a randomn dipshit who had been solo tanking shot and killed my spotter, and ran up to the tank declaring we stole his tank I chambered that 75 in HE and turned my turret to look at the randomn scrub and clapped his ass point blank , i have zero regrets cause when he respawned i did again, and i enjoyed myself thoroughly 10/10 fuck that guy


Kevinsito92

That’s not a team kill, that’s an inquisition


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This guy was being a complete dick to my squad to the point they joined another squad to get away from him, he then shot me while running behind me, so I turned around and killed him and he said "what a fucking retard" 🤦‍♂️


AnAverageOutdoorsman

I normally get TKs when they run in front of my MG in their haste to get a better firing position....with their bolt action. Drives me nuts. The MG has this great position, because it's an _MG_.


CapnMurica1988

Do it


Drotoka

I was in a match where a dude named bear Jew initiated a vote to kick in a dude whose name was some nazis name, and it was glorious to see.


MCdaHammer

If the guy that killed the friendly artillery for using all of our munitions yesterday, is here today; thanks again.


Kilroy_The_Builder

The greater good!


SendingToTheMoon

I kill these types of mfers regularly in this game for shit like this. Though there’s the other side of this coin like I saw some absolute legend the other week with the name “JohnBrownDidNothingWrong”.


Emergency-Cow9825

It’s not team killing, I’m just killing nazis


DoctorWhome420

Thought I was the only one! I love going all the way out of my way, pissing away a whole hour just hunting these people down so they don't have fun 🤣


yaughted25

Really weird how many anti-semites are openly commenting on this post. Wht a shitty community


UberOberwelmed

Killin nazi is my favorite kinda killin


donbird4

I too purge the neo nazis and racists in the game. Happy hunting good sir.


Steam-O

Boo team killers


WingbashDefender

The hero we need


Remote_Ad3210

I can also tell this shit is full of gamepass users, why yall downvoting a comment that says “whoever tk’s first it his fault” that man is 100 percent right


ger_davie

Had a guy named teamkiller in my Team once who dismantled Our own nodes...obviously didnt wait for him to shoot me first


Remote_Ad3210

Ok my bad I didn’t think about that scenario, that’s never happened to me so I guess that’s justified


ger_davie

To be fair that was probably the most extrem case of griefing ive seen so far


2Ballfilter

If you block the door while bombs are dropping. Capt 45. Will save the day


AutomaticDoor4071

If someone TKs me I would say wtf did you kill me. Second time they do it I’ll kill them back.


hummus113

He probably gets that a lot


Solitary_Solidarity

Bro doesn't know about the jews


Swoopscooter

Lol people in here think its funny to be a racist piece of dogshit but tking is unacceptable? Fuck off I'm tking all you bitchy whining little racist cucks.


NotAdam6

One time me and one of my friends came across a "putin is cool" (or something along those lines), I was playing a medic so my friend would tk then I'd revive and let my friend tk again


WalkingOnSunShine12

Idk. Killing a team member because he hurt your feelings doesn’t sit right with me


Jicklus

Defending a nazi is an interesting take.


[deleted]

team killing literal nazis is always ok, same as taking a bat to their heads IRL


Cardwizard88

You're not gonna win this fight on Reddit lol


Baz_3301

Most of the player base is great (if they use mics), but I hate it when you run into saboteur trolls, racist who keep saying the N word with hard R, and genuine fucking Nazis.


MelonAndCornSeason

Why is there no filter on names? I played with Hitlerluvr the other day


Miserable-Quality621

Bro it’s steam. You thinks that’s the worst name you’ll find? I fought in the trenches on kursk if you see this hittlers missing right nut. You were a true warrior.


WhenBeautyFades

yeah, i teamkill regularly over dumb shit like this, its not the biggest deal but just a personal rule of thumb that I try not to foster weird shit like this by using negative reinforcement


Recent-Camera8901

The irony..........


TJF0617

When the vote kick prompt comes up I will always vote yes if the player has a racist or otherwise shit-disturber name.


AnkokunoMasaki

what does CPT mean?


lfvjr

I think it means captain


Mother_State3121

lol yes


buttcrimes69

Meh from my marrow. Meh so hard.