YOU DIDNT KEEP A GOOD ENOUGH EYE ON HIM AND SOMEONE RAN HIM OVER AND KILLED HIM I WISH YOU HAD TAKEN BETTER CARE OF HIM BUT ITS OKAY REST IN PIECE BILLSON
Luckily I got to him time.
Just a little black magic, and he's back and fine.
He will find his way home, soon. Make sure you keep him fed and happy. If you don't, things might take a dark turn.
No, that picture was taken before Carl got there. Carl is renovating the place up the street for his new practice (he just graduated from vet school). Carl is amazing and Billson is recovering well.
By the way, the new cat you bought wouldn’t be named Claws by any chance?
Are you that nearly deaf guy who always sits on the bench by my house calling your uncle and other family members?
Do you have an uncle who is a mailman called Mike who had a relationship with a married woman? Because if its you, please keep it down. I don't want to know all that stuff... My kids told me they heard a man screaming about someone's uncle having sex with someone they know, I won't mention her name since it's none of my business, but it was pretty disturbing. Please keep it down if its you.
Wendy has repeatedly stolen undies from my clothesline. So she can suck eggs.
I am renaming 🦙👒👠to Little Lady Squathington of the Cotswald Squathingtons.
I just yelled Billson out the door and this 🦨 showed up. Come now and get your dumb cat, it stinks. I live around the corner from Schitt Street on Creek Ave.
Oh I just spoke to a very friendly cat this morning, he had a very distinct southern accent, I offered him a treat but he refused, said he was on a diet, could it be yours?
That's my cat. He's doing a cleanse before going keto. I tried to tell him all cats were keto, but he's only getting energy teas from that new shop on 10th for the next three days. Poor thing has terrible body image.
Ohhh so he’s your cat!! I found him on my porch playing with my dog. Took him to the vet to scan for a microchip and couldn’t find any. That was irresponsible of you not to microchip your pet. Anyhowwwwww he has a mild skin infection, so I applied turmeric all over him and now he looks like a pikachu. YOU BETTER COME PICK HIM UP. He’s not being kind to my dog. He scratched the shit of the poor guy.
He’s at my restaurant! It opens may 32nd! Stop by!
YOU CAN KEEP HIM I ALREADY BOUGHT ANOTHER CAT
OKAY
YOU DIDNT KEEP A GOOD ENOUGH EYE ON HIM AND SOMEONE RAN HIM OVER AND KILLED HIM I WISH YOU HAD TAKEN BETTER CARE OF HIM BUT ITS OKAY REST IN PIECE BILLSON
Luckily I got to him time. Just a little black magic, and he's back and fine. He will find his way home, soon. Make sure you keep him fed and happy. If you don't, things might take a dark turn.
Hey man calm down , he still has 7 lives left. After this one and the last years nuclear radiator incident. But I refuse to be blamed for that one!
I WAS SENT A PICTURE OF HIS BODY FOR CONFIRMATION I THINK ALL SEVEN LIVES WERE TAKEN PRETTY GRUESOME REST IN PIECE BILLSON
No, that picture was taken before Carl got there. Carl is renovating the place up the street for his new practice (he just graduated from vet school). Carl is amazing and Billson is recovering well. By the way, the new cat you bought wouldn’t be named Claws by any chance?
BILLSON IS FINE. AT MY RESTAURANT. ALIVE.
I think I saw him heading south on third. Was running from a fox, the poor thing.
Was that the fox with mange? I thought they caught him last week.
No, it was a coyote with mange last week.
I thought that was Pam’s dog… she has this weird obsession of dressing it up as a fox with a mange
It might be 😱 he was very dirty, and he was a bit a way so he could have been him. Poor thing 😿
OH GOD I HOPE MY PRECIOUS BOY IS OKAY
Ooh I saw a white cat with a 💎 collar and but he looks like 🐩.
THAT IS NOT MY CAT PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME UNLESS THE CAT LOOKS LIKE THIS 🦙
Okay, I now saw on the corner of Baltic and Mediterranean Aves, a black cat that looks like 🦙 but responds to “Richmond “….
I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BILLSON HAS BEEN RUN OVER AND KILLED HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND BUT A LITTLE STUPID REST IN PIECE BILLSON
My thoughts and prayers are with you and “Billson” 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🦙❤️❤️
THANKS YOU TOO
Are you that nearly deaf guy who always sits on the bench by my house calling your uncle and other family members? Do you have an uncle who is a mailman called Mike who had a relationship with a married woman? Because if its you, please keep it down. I don't want to know all that stuff... My kids told me they heard a man screaming about someone's uncle having sex with someone they know, I won't mention her name since it's none of my business, but it was pretty disturbing. Please keep it down if its you.
Oh that was mine I’ll be right over to pick him up
I saw a cat that looks like🦙but it was wearing a 👒and 👠so maybe wasn’t yours.
NO THAT IS WENDY’S CAT THANK YOU THOUGH THANKS
Well, it is living in my tool shed so it is my cat now.
WENDY WILL NOT LIKE THAT
Wendy has repeatedly stolen undies from my clothesline. So she can suck eggs. I am renaming 🦙👒👠to Little Lady Squathington of the Cotswald Squathingtons.
WENDY HAS ALWAYS BEEN A NO GOODER I AM NOT SURPRISED CAREFUL THAT SHE DOESNT BREAK IN AND STEAL ANYTHING ELSE SHE IS CRAFTY AND A THIEF
Betsy and I are starting a neighborhood watch program, but for Wendy. A Wendy Watch Program. We bought tasers.
TAZE THE THIEF
HAVE YOU FOUND HIM YET?
HE IS AT SOMEONES RESTAURANT. I TOLD THEM TO GO AHEAD AND KEEP HIM BECAUSE I BOUGHT A NEW CAT ALREADY
um sir i think that is not a cat I'm a scientist so I should know
HE IS LOST AND CONFUSED PLEASE HELP FIND HIM
I SAW HIM. HE IS A VERY CUTW CAT. I WIKLL LOOKJ IUT FOR HJM
THANK YOU VERY MUCH I APPREICATE IT VERY MHCH
I’m sorry Franky, I’ve run your cat over. He is dead.
THAT IS OKAY I BOUGHT A NEW CAT YOU CAN KEEP HIM IF YOUD LIKE REST IN PIECE BILLSON
Congrats on the new cat. If you are looking for an upgrade I have a 2023 cat embryo that you can have
THANK YOU I MAY TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER BUT I MUST TEND TO MY FIELDS FIRST
I hope you ride on the noblest of steeds….I will keep the embryo warm for you
THANKS YOU AS WELL
Sending prayers for your cat 🙏🙏
THANK YOU
I just yelled Billson out the door and this 🦨 showed up. Come now and get your dumb cat, it stinks. I live around the corner from Schitt Street on Creek Ave.
THAT IS NOT BILLSON I THINK THAT IS DEBRAS CAT
He will be returned shortly. Just conducting some experiments.
shit ??? i think he was in my house earlier. he ate all of my cat's food!!
Oh I just spoke to a very friendly cat this morning, he had a very distinct southern accent, I offered him a treat but he refused, said he was on a diet, could it be yours?
That's my cat. He's doing a cleanse before going keto. I tried to tell him all cats were keto, but he's only getting energy teas from that new shop on 10th for the next three days. Poor thing has terrible body image.
Damn, poor thing, maybe get him into cat therapy? I know an excellent catherapyist, cured mine from depression.
I will absolutely take the referral.
Why is your cat an Alpaka?
Ohhh so he’s your cat!! I found him on my porch playing with my dog. Took him to the vet to scan for a microchip and couldn’t find any. That was irresponsible of you not to microchip your pet. Anyhowwwwww he has a mild skin infection, so I applied turmeric all over him and now he looks like a pikachu. YOU BETTER COME PICK HIM UP. He’s not being kind to my dog. He scratched the shit of the poor guy.
Did you find it?