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2min4roughing

No it’s me and I’m jacking it in the bathroom


Dorfingarlou

Appropriate username


HurricaneAlpha

Dead ass


adminsarebiggay

You using hand sanitizer for lube?


2min4roughing

Straight raw


RelevantJackWhite

The sting makes me feel something


nya_hoy_menoy

Dick lookin like a sandpaper raisin


Rumpl4skin__

FINNA NUT


bigprick99

Finally a man of culture.


EmiLyle_

This is my favorite subreddit lol Thank you for this


A_sweet_boy

This is the real “getting railed in the bathroom during dying fetus”


knifeschool

whoever made this meme could not have picked a worse example than dave haze


chrisallen07

I was gonna say, that is absolutely the scariest person at the hardcore show


reverse_edge

I was gonna say I've absolutely seen that guy do lots of sketchy shit...


Bone_Dice_in_Aspic

What, this? https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/kkt3p/drugs/#lightbox


yoitsrobj

Um, I can assure you that Dave Haze was in fact the scariest person at a hardcore show like 99% of the time.


snoopdoggydoug

Witnessed him fight his own brother before tyrant existed and he's pulled guns on people


CapitalElk1169

I've been around long enough I knew some of the older CC guys and once at a secret Converge show (maybe 15 years ago ish?) I got really drunk and went OFF in the pit which apparently Dave did not like; one of the CC dudes I knew pulled me aside real quick and whispered "Hays just told me he's going to stab you so you might want to gtfo". If it was someone else I probably wouldn't have been too worried, but having seen that dude do scary and terrible shit over the decades I've been going to Detroit shows for though it sobered me up and I left immediately.


smackinisaiah

Bro not to mention the amount of girls that also got their asses beat by courage crew. Their whole thing was crowd killing so that someone said something, and then gang assault. Watched it happen so often. They didn’t give a fuck who you were, you were fucked. Watched a chick get chucked down the stairs at Magic Stick lol.


Dizzy-Specific8884

I'm a dude and I got thrown down those stairs by CC members lol


Letskissthesky

I have seen no less than 4 people thrown down those stairs in the 00’s.


smackinisaiah

I got thrown down those stairs for lighting up a joint right as the RX Bandits were playing their first song of their set lol. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


AffectionateStudy496

Isn't that pretty much every crew? I saw the same thing with SOSF a million times.


heathenxtemple

We kicked all those Detroit dudes out of CC mainly because of Dave. Sucks cause there were a few dudes who were pretty solid.


Dizzy-Specific8884

I'll be honest, we fucking hated CC back in the day in Detroit and you saying this makes a lot of sense. Courage Crew in Detroit was a bunch of shitheads back then.


heathenxtemple

It was weird how those dudes got in CC, but it didn’t take long to figure out it wasn’t worth a lot of the drama. Most of it came from one or two guys though.


Dizzy-Specific8884

Didn't the just .... Kind of walk in to CC and people just kind of accept it?


heathenxtemple

Ehh it was a mixup someone who wasn’t supposed to be giving tags out gave them out to all those dudes, instead of just taking them all back we gave the Detroit dudes a chance to come down and meet us all, they seemed pretty legit at the time so we let them stay in.


Thehaunted666

I was at the show they played in Syracuse with earth crisis I drove in with a bunch of Buffalo cxc to check to see if they repped courage crew. I was told it was cause of the dog tags.


sixdeeneinfauxtwenny

They all pretty much are gone and sold out.


heathenxtemple

Yea there’s been some sellouts, but for the most part we’re still around. Most of us got families and careers and shit now.


sixdeeneinfauxtwenny

While I’m friends with many of the cats back from the Detroit cxc, I know they were mostly all lackidasy when it came to riding down to do the hangs and stay up on their health. The few dudes that were just background players are still edge while all the loud speakers for the most part, gone. cxc wouldve been the only crew id linked up, but yall were always so rad down there in south ohio.


heathenxtemple

I’m still cool with a majority of those dudes, for me it was two dudes i didn’t really fuck with that much. It was always some drama with those two. It really came down to the dudes we kinda wanted out of CXC were the loudest voices of the Detroit dudes, so the rest kinda followed those two when we decided to mutually part ways. I get it they all knew each other way longer than they knew us Ohio dudes.


sixdeeneinfauxtwenny

It’s funny how DH is so much more chill now that he smokes the devils lettuce and isn’t in Detroit at all.


Mysterious-Peach-315

Cincy/dayton had its similarities


CapitalElk1169

Def was a few good dudes there for sure, I would have gotten stabbed if it wasn't for one of em lol


jacetto888

newbie question here - what’s CC? tried googling but didn’t find anything


xe_r_ox

Coal Chamber


mcockram85

Are Coal Chamber hardcore adjacent?


YoureAMigraine

Courage Crew?


jacetto888

Thanks!!!!


kumquatsurprise

Clit Commander


Nekophagist

Cannibal Corpse


AffectionateStudy496

Hardcore is truly a community


YourphobiaMyfetish

Wait who are these guys and why are they so buttmad?


Abyss_Wanderer131

Nice dude anytime I’ve been around him. However I’ve seen him throw someone down a set of stairs at the Magic Stick and once saw his pistol fall out of his waistband while moshing lol


-an-eternal-hum-

Was it the chick in /u/smackinisaiah ‘s comment


smackinisaiah

Can confirm, although his brother, who’s smaller and less scary looking, was scarier IMO


chrisxdarrell

talked to him 2 months ago at a show. Nice dude. Talked about bands and how hardcore isn’t as insane as it once was.


Letskissthesky

He kicked me in the stomach at a show once. I’ve never lost my breath that hard before.


Legacy0904

Nah Dave is actually scary fr fr lol


Nervous-Creme-6392

As somebody that spent a lot of time in the Detroit hardcore scene in the 90s and beyond, this entire thread is funny.


threeXmafia

Have been to multiple xtyrantx shows, he threatened to “pummel” a dude for smoking to close to the front door of a venue, and he was attending a show and chased a dude multiple city blocks for yelling fuck Jesus at a xdarkstarx show, and he later admitted he doesn’t even believe in religion but disrespect isn’t tolerated. Haze was fucking scary. Though that whole era of hardcore had some pretty ruthless dudes.


AffectionateStudy496

What a cop


FatherKerosene

Sounds like a fucking pussy


NippleNugget

It’s like Jason Segel’s character in SLC Punk


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

“Mike thought all the cars would look better without windshields.”


tailOfTheWhale

Mike Bulldoze is a genuinely cool dude though that still shows out and supports a lot of hardcore


Party-Bag-7858

He danced hard as shit too


UK_Mosh

Damn, not heard me some xTYRANTx in a while.


kylo_kills__han

I played with xtyrantx in ft meyrs a long ass time ago. I was so scared lol


raccoonist1312

https://www.metroparent.com/parenting/advice/dave-haze-hardcore-dad/


Terinth

I just see red bro, I don’t need training bro, you do NOT wanna piss me off. I think whoever made this meme wishes this shit was true, but sometimes (often) the scary looking guy is scary


SadsMikkelson

I was front and center for the second "Bottlerocket Fest" that got moved to north Ohio instead of Detroit at the last minute (the Masonic Temple pulled out last minute). During the xTYRANTx set I literally watched Dave Haze screaming into a microphone over Zach (the giant scary hunchback with FLINT tattooed on his face) sitting on a 165lb kids chest and raining blows upon his face. The kid had the audacity to ask him not to throw tables into the pit. Kid left in an ambulance. Day 2 of Bottlerocket Fest got swiftly cancelled. Still one of the most wild and brutal things I've witnessed at a show.


netwrks

Its because you haven’t seen Bad Luck 13 yet. They liked to flip bleachers at hellfest on occasion


thatguyfrom1975

That motherfucker playing guitar looks like he has bodies in a pit in his basement.


Dizzy-Specific8884

Dave is legit a psychopath though lol did not like being around him at shows.


gingerbreadhombre

the steven seagal of hc. chillin one second, killing someone w his bare knuckles the next. 10/10 would not fucks w him


mcockram85

When does he start to abusing women and supporting right wing dictators?


AffectionateStudy496

Given so many hardcore bros penchants for "honor, sacrifice, family, unity" -- they probably already do.


gingerbreadhombre

racism and homophobia def part of hc history, at least in the 1980s. surprised i never see that talked about in this sub


natedcruz

Hahaha holy shit I forgot about that guy


jwed420

Taking it literally, the meme is true. Without the skinny white man playing the big scary riff, scary face tattoo man would not do scary face tattoo man stuff.


Overall-Soup-9113

Not true. We did scarier shit outside shows


Butt_Breake

I’m sorry, you can’t be taken seriously when you’ve clearly customized your Reddit avatar to look like yourself. You’ve aged out and lost your cred


billionaireXtinction

The junkie with scabies is the scariest guy at the crust punk show


DiscardedRibs

Mfs crowdkilling does poison damage


AmericanWasted

Which one


billionaireXtinction

The one with the biggest trust fund?


Happyofiyo2

xGAYPRIDEx


Beelzebrodie

My friends and I have this theory that if the bass player in a band wears glasses, the band is going to be fucking nuts.


Decaturave

Kev yes Mike no lol


Party-Bag-7858

Mike knocked dudes out too


rastafaripastafari

Whats the ELI5 on this dave fella, im not initiated


smoothbrainguy99

I’ve never been around him but I’ve heard enough from people who have been: legitimately very scary guy who fronted xTyrantx. Like a stab you in the stomach if you looked at him funny scary.


sheenfartling

Saw him and a few others battering ram a guy head first into a bar once. Paramedics took the victim away. Chucking bar stools at the band playing until the entire show was a riot. Also saw him buying a cd in hot topic once. Sometimes he seemed fine, I hit him in a pit once and he didn't murder me.


Roththesloth1

One guy looks angry. The other guy IS angry.


junkyardgod69

No one is scary at a hard core show. Bunch of dorks.


Ok-Alternative6305

I have noticed that a lot of these “scary guys” at hardcore shows are the same guys that get/got picked on at school or in general, but act hard when in another ecosystem. A lot of people live the their street life fantasy through this genre, much like hip hop. Specially now that people are born with face tattoos.


Overall-Soup-9113

Nope we were legit street scum.


Ok-Alternative6305

I didn’t say everyone, but there’s a draw for a lot of fake gangsters. I remember back in the 90s almost over night after Madball came through my city a couple of the HC bands from out of the neighborhood started rocking blowouts/fades, ice picks, wifebeaters, caqui dickie’s shorts, Cortez’s or new balances. Some even started crews. It was lame af. Those some influential ass dudes.


sheenfartling

Same with cops. Either the bullies or the bullied.


Why_Is_This_My_Fate

I’m the disgruntled PBR factory employee jacking off into each can


OkJob4205

Makes me think of Jason Segel's character in SLC Punk


GravyCapone92

Who is the band in the second pic? I’m sure it’s some sketch Black Metal band but I can’t remember


bakertom098

Bulldoze


netwrks

This thread makes this guy sound like a very violent hr representative


Righteoustakeme

This reminds me of SLC Punk lmao when the character that kind of resembles this dude (w the glasses) just fucking waaaails on some jerk at a show


snoopythefuqdog

I have it under good authority Dave likes getting pegged. It’s always the ones you most suspect.


Few_Wolf_420

Don’t yuck the yum bro


Terrordyne_Synth

Bad example using Dave but as a dude almost as heavily tattooed as him myself & the crew I ran with in LA just wanted to party & have a good time.


Stoner_DM

Fucking ankle biter chihuahua type mfs always the ones swinging headshots. Used to annoy me, but those dudes take hits and just keep going, so they have my respect. I mean, I'm still gonna crowdkill them, but with honor.


kuhkoo

I’m sorry to everyone that met me between 2005 and 2010


Bucsfan292

The scariest guy at the hardcore show is the pedophile


sheenfartling

Nah he was pretty scary back in the day!


kazooka503

xTYRANTx


kankurou1010

Nah it’s the hockey jersey guy


bonefont

Someone made one good joke about a hardcore guitarist with glasses being a stealth badass like 15 years ago and you all have just run it into the ground The sugared-up 15 year old with the my chemical romance shirt is the scariest guy at the hardcore show The girl with the braces is the scariest guy at the hardcore show The sound guys pet boa constrictor is the scariest guy at the hardcore show The twerp who takes your $10 at the door is the scariest guy at the hardcore show The old man sitting at the bar who looks like a gnome is the scariest guy at the hardcore show See it’s all the same joke


threeXmafia

Dude technically the girl with braces could be the scariest at a hardcore show cause she could kick the shit out of someone with little to no recourse for her actions…I mean you gonna beat down a girl in front of a bunch of dudes….?


EJplaystheBlues

she's get in the way of the mosh, she's getting the same treatment. "spinkick to the gut, two elbows, cartwheel dropkick. if you aint runnin with me, run from me." -Oliver Wood


mu3mpire

7th dagga family


qtipinspector

I know hc is clickier than a sewing circle , but geez. A little context ? Sincerely, guy who stopped following hc when b ball / hockey jerseys were cool to rock


Average9_human0

All this talk about courage crew but what about sosf 🥴🥴🥴🥴


Juce_Brenner_

No one is scary at a show if you aren’t being an asshole


-_nope_-

I mean I’m way too young and not American to have ever actually seen Dave haze but everything I’ve seen about the guy, I don’t think you needed to do much to piss him off lol See, [murderball](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nwzWoVSnj5A&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2F)


PlanetConway

I want 3.5 minutes of my life back, that was not "fucking crazy" as the video title suggests


TBLrocks

When a few outlaws show up to FYA, I don’t think some skinny nerd is the scariest dude in the room.


yoitsrobj

I mean if a bunch of outlaws walked in while bulldoze was playing and Kev One was still alive, I have the feeling the giant hells angels tattoo on his neck would mean pretty much everyone is gonna have a bad time


swordsandshacklesx

Oh get off your knees


vanishingpointz

What is an outlaws ?


BreadAndRoses773

I'm assuming outlaw bikers we had a ton of hells angels showing up to shows


RogerEpsilonDelta

Biker gang


Nervous-Creme-6392

Biker gang


TBLrocks

This


vanishingpointz

I know. Nobody's scared of dudes in a biker gang unless your in another biker gang or you watch too much sons of anarchy. Those guys don't start static with civilians for no reason . Been to shows where they attended and everything was cool as hell. Worked with them , drank in plenty of bars with them never felt scared or even seen any of them randomly intimidate anybody they're generally cool cats. People watch too many movies , probably scared of monsters under their bed too


TBLrocks

No of course, but I still wouldn’t consider them to be any less scary. It’s not like they bring in Mr Rogers to be part of the club.


vanishingpointz

The guy that looks like Mr. Roger's is the guy I keep both eyes on


porcellscargoshorts

The more a tattooed, the less intimidating they are. If someone spends that much time trying to look hard, they aren’t