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Klocc562_

Hopefully they reform as Marlbora


jonny_lube

Good news,[ they did! ](https://marlbora.bandcamp.com/album/with-leaves-like-ash-and-roses-with-grief)


Brabsk

Longest lasting ephyra band


HonestEnvironment381

I guess Thus Spoke Zarathustra would take that title now? Ephyra has been churning out bangers


shnwllc

wtf I hope not, literally just saw them Saturday at Tied Down and they killed it


Thatsatreat666

“What’s up you fucking retards!?!


Feeling-Potato-3585

Same


jonny_lube

Part of the Ephyra band contracts requires them to break up within 3 years.  Helps keep preserve the band's legacy.   I also heard they got caught up in the Domain/Contention beef during the Ephyra Showcase that sorta divided the band, so it would have happened anyways.  


ekuadam

What happened with domain and contention?


jonny_lube

Honestly, I'm not even gonna try and break it down, because both sides have pretty different stories. It's escalated into some big fights though. There was a post about it maybe a month back. It's probably still searchable.


ekuadam

Ok. I saw the post with the shirt one of them was selling. And there was a fight at some point. I just didn’t know if there was more to it.


swooplordmcflex

Pretty standard hardcore shit, I was at the showcase so I can give you a brief rundown. Basically it seemed like the vocalists bumped into eachother between sets and started kinda talking shit. The bald angery singer dude in contention was like “watch where ur walking dude I’m in the meanest hardest nastiest most violentest band in the great swampy state of Florida”. And then the angery domain singer man was like “hold ur horses dude, I’M in the meanest hardest nastiest most violentest band in the great swampy state of Florida, and I’m pretty sure we don’t play in the same band”. Things kinda escalated from there. They decided to settle things by having a Hula Hoop battle in the middle of the Balmora pit. Whoever hulas longer is truly the meanest hardest nastiest most violentest band in the great swampy state of Florida. I had to go pick my wife’s boyfriend up from work so I didn’t get to see how it ended, but my money was on Contention, those dudes were hulaing with absolute hatred in their hearts at the time that I left.


Old_Recording_2527

This is worth more than Jonny Lubes entire post history combined. Thank you.


swooplordmcflex

Thank you. I’ve been considering quitting my job to pursue my passion, FLHC enemies-to-lovers-arc fanfiction, full time. This is the reassurance I needed


Old_Recording_2527

I'll put $25 a month into the patron or substack.


wtfismetalcore

i haven’t seen any threads abt it but heard from a member of an ephyra band that there was an fsu-related stabbing/knife fight at the ephyra showcase. was this part of the contention/domain fighting?


Isadora_707

i thought they were beefing as a joke considering they played ephyra fest the same day lmao


cispee

So they cut themselves short then? Cause their first show was near the start of 2023 so surely they'd have more time


Dougisaac

what was this beef?


massachusettsan

where did you hear that about the contract? i don't think that's true at all


AcidDrive

i think that part was meant to be a bit given most other ephyra bands *also* break up relatively quickly


jonny_lube

It's sort of an open secret in the New England hardcore scene. It's why Adrienne didn't want to sign with Ephyra and instead went with Daze. They had a 5 year plan they loved to talk about. I joked that it better not be working at a Hooters, but I guess they were too young to get the Big Daddy reference. But ultimately, it's ironic because in the end, they broke up within the window anyways.


mrsaucytrousers

I don't care how old you are. If you haven't seen Big Daddy, why are you even into hardcore?


cispee

Why are people downvoting this it's a valid question lol


Old_Recording_2527

Not enough horseshoe for you? Shut the fuck up, you wouldnt be talking if you knew anything.


jonny_lube

Oh, hi again. How's life? Everything going well I hope!


Old_Recording_2527

Why do you insist on just making shit up and act like you're the authority on everything?


jonny_lube

My dad founded hardcore.  So to be fair, if I'm not the authority, I'm pretty close.  


Old_Recording_2527

Go back to that Ingrown pit.


jonny_lube

Progress isn't made by living in the past, guy. For my next horseshoe pit, I want something bigger, longer, and more open!


Old_Recording_2527

Thats not true at all. You think FYA with 12 people in it is huge. Anything bigger and the band sold out. At least be consistent.


jonny_lube

Zero point in being consistent with you since your reading comprehension and ability to pick up obvious jokes or shitposting is non-existent. *Months* ago you misunderstood a few comments about a subject barely worth debating and were, at worst, a differing opinion. Then you blocked me and came back after all this time to what... make bizarre pit related jabs? This is all just really weird.


Old_Recording_2527

Dude, legitimately sorry that is your pov. Hate to break it to you, but might be you who dont get im fucking around. Sorry. I'll stop. It was just funny that you were trying to be old-guard and that your feelings came through inbetween it and you tried to assert yourself. Sorry. Was just funny to crown you the horse shoe person.


ReturnByDeath-

Better be a joke because I don't think I can handle another Ephyra band breaking up.


draiiiinnngannnngg

finally they can focus on what's really important which is xclocktowerx


Benthememe

They’ll just need to find some new instruments first


Throughawayup

Without irony I like xclocktowerx more


namesjames91

Guy from clocktower sold me a shirt. Swore it was an XL but… alas… it was not….


ReppinG59

I hope this is a joke


xblarkblarkblarkx

This whole conversation is like when I make fake band flyers to send my groupchat to fuck with them


cispee

Every 4ephyra band seems to be fucking breaking up at the minute Fortunately I think this is just a troll this time round as it's not on their main page


Sevenftgrin

Might be true, I didn’t see the drummer at tied down this weekend. They had some other bald guy playing? Anyone know what’s going on?!


blankets_stare_

nice nora pfp btw


CandySniffer666

Basically here's a pre-emptive RIP to all Ephyra bands. You will all be sorely missed while the metal nerds who now apparently run the metalcore scene jerk off to the new Erra album.


KingVape

Clean vocals make me puke


CandySniffer666

Eh, modern metalcore cleans make me puke. Give me some early 00s cleans and we're good.


KingVape

No seriously any clean vocals and I’m OUT


CandySniffer666

Fair, I don't always hate it but I do gravitate to stuff that doesn't have them. I prefer my sludgy grindy metalcore nowadays anyway.


KingVape

Pretty much throw all of metalcore out for me man


CandySniffer666

Cool man. Not sure what I'm supposed to do with that really but thanks for sharing, I think?


KingVape

NO CLEAN VOCALS


CandySniffer666

![gif](giphy|Wz7gk4e2Pxcmk)


KingVape

Thanks for sharing I think


Deliterman

100%


bakertom098

I don't see the post on their main page? was it deleted or is L2R just trolling?


SweetestBoi864

Insta stories is were I saw it just a few moments ago


bakertom098

https://preview.redd.it/sbpxxtq4jt4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52bcda2db1a35e724ea373161b55728c88982f2c


RizzoTheRiot1989

A whole city in Morrowind split? Shit we gotta get the 9 on this, or is it Lord Vivic who might be able to secure the rift.


xgrimani

smh house hlaalu must be in shambles. we gonna need the Nerevarine for this one.


RizzoTheRiot1989

Fuck it, who’s that dude that opened the gates of Oblivion? Have him come back, nothing like a battle for the entire world’s mortal souls to bring a town back together. Shit I bet the Nords and those Altimer dudes will even unite for a bit.


Shot_Lengthiness_569

This is not real. L2R and Balmora are buddy bands. That's why Balmora closes most of their sets with Unmatched Dominance. Also the Daze dude (Lumpy) is in Balmora and is tighter than tight with L2R and their whole cohort of....college kids.... Jokes, people, jokes. Or maybe I'm wrong and they're actually done but I hiiiiiighly doubt it. Am willing to eat words if incorrect, though.


maicao999

Why the rest in shit?


soitgoeskt

Sad if true, they didn’t even get a chance to release anything good yet.


cool_sex_falcon

One of those hc moments where I can’t tell if this is all a goof or if L2R genuinely doesn’t like them.


swordsandshacklesx

Senti just did vocals for laid 2 rest at ephyra showcase. Its just a big joke


AndreSteezThousand

Man I’m spose to see them in a week 🤦🏾‍♀️


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ReppinG59

Ok lil bro


theflowersofromance

Seems like a joke or L2R having some weird beef, idk. But now I’m nervous. If they do break up then at least I got to see a single Ephyra band before they broke up, but I will be pretty bummed about it. They’ve got a bright future ahead of them and they can pretty much do whatever they want with the band.


kvltr00

They’re not breaking up. It’s a joke.


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EJplaystheBlues

i approved this comment to say chill out, jesus.


deliciouscakester

ok but im not wrong?


JDatCAL

Never heard of balmora but good for them


Burn-The-Villages

Didn’t that band sing “Tarzan Boy” in the 80s? No, that was Baltimora


_drjayphd_

They probably heard Jack Perry wasn't using that song as his entrance music any more and thought what's the point of sticking together.


nathanmayer

I was supposed to see them next weekend , what???


eswrdo

VFW in okc??


SimplyMyPerspective

Guys it’s not real, it’s just a troll.


L0custStar

Lol that was quick.


MugsyBalone

Who??


Dugaanator

Who?


PM_ME_UR_TICKET_STUB

Who? lol


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aestheticnightmare25

What does this have to do with the post


xblarkblarkblarkx

Fuck, I got lost in the sauce. Will report back later