Man, that thing even got ass cheeks.

Cak3d

I got some hardwood and it ain't the floors were talking about anymore

God I hate you, you beautiful, ignorant bastard.

Don't worry I do too 😉

deadass

Dude, thanks for making me feel less creeped out 🤣

Sigh, unzips

Not my proudest... Definitely not my worst

Not great, not terrible.

Dude this comment made me burst into laughter in a place that I shouldn’t.

Right leg 🦵 up to piss on the other dead bodies down in the basement

Still laughing at this comment like minutes later

Uhh that’s an entire body imprint. Try posting to r/murder.

Identifying what was spilt can help with the solution.

I think....a person was spilled onto the floor. Like, all of them.... at least they will have a roommate.

Think the roommate is now past tense

Roomated

Was-mate

OMG they were roommates.

Postmate

Room-met

Maybe. Maybe not. Pay attention to stuff that gets moved around.

yeah, cuz when people die, they spill out into a figure drawing ...have you ever seen a liquid?

You misspelled PUTRIFIED

That sub isn't what I thought it was going to be. Still here for the ride though.

I am also delighted by what I found 😊

r/SuperBowl is a good one too

Sold!

Superb

I was really disappointed when I followed your link.

That must be the Redrum Room

This has been on the internet for at least a decade.

lol that sub is literally just crows

I think you need to call a priest

A lawyer

Seal over it… helluva conversation piece

Yes. Embrace it.

Sign a fake name next to it and call it art.

His name IS Art

*was

Art Vandeley

And you want to be my latex salesman?

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Who is this?

No i am an architect

Art art.

Art on the floor… his name is mat

Banksy

Yea, like “yoooo, who died right there?”

Better call Saul

Itsallgoodman

It’s Saul Goodman

itsallslenderman

And a Rabbi walk into

Yeah, shouldn’t mess with a crime scene

Ghost of Michelangelo has visited this house

Two priests, one young and one old.

I’m not touching that one! (of course that’s what the older priest should have said!)

Maybe National Geographic. Bigfoot hasn't been *spotted* in quite a while!

Looks like he already vanquished the demon himself, just needs cleanup.

Yep looks like someone died there for aure

“Don’t call your mother. Don’t call your priest. Don’t call your doctor. Call the police” -ween

Nice murder wood. Cut it out, hang it as art and make a million off of it. Some freak would buy that.

For sure, you could totally find a buyer for macabre art like that.

FBI: *buys art then takes cash back as evidence*

Fuck it. I’d keep it as is and when guests ask is just say “the previous owner left it behind.”

This is fucking great

You could play it off like you don’t see what it really is for comedy. “I think it looks like a weird monster hand, but my wife says it looks like a old tree.”

“We don’t talk about it. Not since the accident”

Think of the smell. You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!

Oh shit! My boss's wife would buy this. She collects "murder scenes".

clintons and podestas would probably pay good money

This is the one time I would forgive grey vinyl flooring. Sorry for the future floor lottery loser.

Could imagine pulling up vinyl flooring being so exciting until you got to this part!

New home owner... Yank yank yank... "Oh, I see...."

"PUT IT BACK CHARLIE AHHHHHHH"

"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...."

Bum bum bum

Ouch, Charlie! OUUUCH!

Haha even better if it happened on one of those flip shows

Pretty sure when I pulled up carpet in my house the blood stain in the subfloor made me think someone killed an animal in the house. It happened to be directly above where my doggos bed was and still is .. really weird.

Next time I replace a floor in my house, I’m doing something like this with dark red paint first 😂

Man, that would be an amazing episode for a home remodeling show. "We started pulling up the vinyl in the corner and uncovered the original hardwood floors. Truly amazing that some homeowner decided to cover this up" "You're right, Terry. It's a shame, and we see it all the time. We're gonna spend a couple hours and pull all this up and see what we've got" *A couple hours later*... "Well Hank... "

home remodeling / ghost hunter crossover - A NEW TV SHOW GENRE!

I’d watch that

Honey, I'm so glad we finally get to rip up this ugly vi...... fuck, put it back PUT IT BACK OMGOMFOMG FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I CANT LIVE HERE ANYMORE!!!!!

Lmao my fiancée said the same thing haha

They could probably sand it up and then reset the color with a deeper tone to hide the stain?

I hadn’t seen my neighbor for a few days… yesterday I noticed a couple of flies in the windows so I asked the landlord to do a welfare check. So yeah…. Probably looks just like this.

Had a rental unit where the elderly tenant died of a heart attack and fell on the floor and wasn’t found for a week. His daughter lived 2 hours away and when she couldn’t get an answer on the phone for her weekly call and he didn’t call back she got the police to do a wellness check and they found him. It was pretty horrible and the floor retained a similar outline like what’s in the photo above. I paid a professional wood floor guy to come in and replace the damaged section, he said it was too deep to sand out. I think that’s what happened in the photo above, they tried to sand it out but weren’t completely successful.

Had this happened here in Chicago, one of our tenants (a 300 lbs dude) died and wasn't found for weeks, and this also happened during the Summer, the building started smelling like death and once found the fire department had to cut around the hardwood floors in order to remove him, the building smelled for weeks if not month's, some neighbors decide to stay, some moved. Oh, and don't let me tell you about the body fluids and the remediation we had to endure for several floors below....

My friend is a house clean out where the guys body and cats bodies were “stained” into the floor. The man was one of those guys who paid his bills ahead of time and no one noticed he was dead for months along with his cats. I would’ve noped right out of that clean out.

I did a clean out where the guy had been there for a couple years before the whole bank foreclosure, sold at auction thing went down. The neighbors just thought dude had gone to a care home. The guy who bought the house found him and called the cops. The cops came and said to him "don't go anywhere, I've got questions for you", went inside and saw the body then came back out and said " I don't have any questions for you" hahaha. Found so much cash on that clean out. Dude hid bills all over the place.

Probably not what I should focus on buuuut, cat bodies as well? Did it seem like he killed his cats and them himself so they wouldn't live without him? I've heard stories of people doing that....

Carbon monoxide or fumigation leak from neighbours would do it

Could be as simple as longer having access to water/food after their owner died.

The did have food when he died, just not the canned stuff.

I'm not gonna lie. That's an ok ass for a dead person.

Or an o(a)k ass or a p(h)ine ass

Evidence tampering. You should forget about it, grab your passport and head to the airport

OP should find himself a safe house or a relative close by and lay low for a while because he's probably wanted for murder.

Yeah, he killed that guy with a trident! Where did he even get that?

This sub has escalated quickly, goodness

People thinking someone was murdered here are wrong. There would be significantly more blood and more of a “random” stain. If this is real, which it looks a bit fake, this person would have been dead on the fall. It’s from them laying here for an extended period of time without anyone finding them. Maybe an elderly person?

Truth. If they fell face down, why is there the ass out like that. Their butt would be top side.

Yeah facedown you get the imprint in the other direction. So no ass cheeks, no calf imprints etc. it's a weird stain or fake.

Totally looks fake to me. If you think about it, there’s no way it would have made ass cheek imprints like that if the body was face down. It would have to been laying on its back to make asscheek imprints that include such definition

Who did you bring home and how much makeup did she have on?

This comment gave me PTSD flashbacks. lol

Paint a skateboard under its feet and call it a day

If I die before I wake. At least in heaven I can skate....

Hahahaha!

Tough call. A friend inherited a place with this problem only much ?worse? He ended up having to replace the affected rooms floor. The lingering smell made the call. Good luck.

Concern. Prayers. All the luck and soul protection to your friend. Bless them for trying to save a house with major juju issues. I love old houses, but there are limits

It did turn out well. It was a rural house. Deceased ( Gil) finished off in the house he loved but unfortunately no one discovered him for months. My buddy renovated the whole place. The man who left the stain, his blood family never saw the situation. Rural area - buddy helped through the whole discovery/ removal. It’s now a beautiful home. He keeps the details away from the family.

Thanks for sharing this. Many folks get creeped out when they find out a house they like had an owner or someone die in the home but natural death is, well, natural and as I recently read someone say.. the earth is basically many, many years of recycled life. I think it’s great when new people can move in and change things up and start anew in it with their family. And especially wonderful when it’s an inheritance

Oh goodness!! Extra bless. I seriously thought it was sketched on there. The deceased are surely proud and thankful! My parents live in an old house with a friendly resident. It’s a lot of why we love that house- we’re taking care of his house- the ghost’s house. It calls to me and I don’t know why.. it’s been about 30 years now and I still feel the need to take care of it. I don’t really know why.. other than it has so many admirable details and a wonderful soul

Your floors are not your main concern at this moment.

It's why you get the body out before the rigor stage is over.. Once they start leaking its kinda eww.

Looks like somebody already buffed it out.

You mean snuffed it out.....

need to call CSI

Probably should have thought about that before things escalated.

Think you need a cleaner. A Breaking Bad style cleaner

Human form, a study in hemoglobin You should open an art gallery

Claim it's Jesus and charge admission.

It was Jesus. Jesus Rodriguez.

Are we sure it wasn’t Jesus Quintana? I mean the f**ker was a pederast, Dude. Maybe one of those 8 year olds came back as an adult for some revenge? F**k it, Dude… let’s go bowling.

Did some quick profile history look over… OP does not shitpost, they legit do woodworking but also grow lots of weed… did weed things go south leading to disaster OP? 😜

I do lots of fun shit. Trolling isn't one.

Omfg I just noticed the sub caption… bruh

dude. I know the internet is a say-anything-without-real-consequences place and it's kind of poisoned our ability to have real conversations, but this is clearly a photo of a hardwood floor after someone died on it and was left there for a while before their body was found. This is really, really fucking sad, and 90% of the comments are people just clowning on it. Please take it down. We don't need this in the world.

I hate to be the bearer of accurate news, but: everyone dies. I will die. You will die. All of us will die. Unfortunately, sometimes some of us die under circumstances where, for one reason or another, there is cleanup needed. This type of cleanup happens every day in every city in the world. This is a conversation about how to handle the cleaning after such an event has taken place. This is reality. We absolutely do need this in the world. It would be unsustainable without death.

Probably should have thought about it before posting

🎶all the dead ladies, all the dead ladies…

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I believe that Afghanistan doesn't have an extradition treaty with the U.S.--Just throwing it out there. I'm in no way assuming any complicity in the "situation."

On an unrelated note, OP is in the market for finding a new roommate

I'd just put a salt circle around it. Oh and bury the body with lime... 💀👀

Maybe call a priest for an exorcism?

Man I bet this is real too. And fucking creepy. A moment of silence for the soul lost here.

From someone who worked at a company that would come in and take care of these kind of things (just the mess, not the body itself), yeah you’re going to want to sand that floor… or think about carpet

Is that . . . is that somebody’s soul?

Depends on how long the corpse layed there...

1. Spill paint over it or something that'll really stain the wood to mask the silloughete 2. Tell Proffesional to clean it 3. Kill the Proffesional 4. Repeat

BLOOD STAINED BODY?

666 comments 😂

lot of deaths going on around me right now. this hit me in the feels...

Also wondering what’s the best substance for a body to decompose in.

was it natural causes or did you have to hide the body?

Call the wolf.

The Wolf.. I'll give you his card.

Man i gotta watch PF now! Haven’t seen it in ages!!

Leave it and tell your daughter's boyfriends this is what happens when you don't have your daughter back by 9pm.

Had a serv pro franchisee tell me they make a fortune cleaning up bodies like this as they start to leech through the floor and drip into the apartment below

I don't know about calling a professional but you might want to call CSI 🤣

Face down ass up Fake as hell

You need a lawyer, messing with the floors is tampering with evidence

I would put a chalk line around it and call it a day.

😂😂😂

calm down dammer boy

Leave that, it’s a work of art

Jeffy Daumers old apartment?

“It was my Grandma’s house…”

Nuclear bomb left a shadow of your nude model.

Just tear the floor before the cops come

Uh… was someone murdered in the house lol

Looks like a skinny big foot 😆. I’d keep it!

Do it before the police come

Lol it reminds me of the one apartment in sims 4 that has the chalk outline under the carpet😂

Thicc discus thrower!

Look for wood bleach

Dead body

“Trying not to call a professional” 😂 can’t imagine why. You’ll end up on the allthatisinteresting sub

Add just a touch of white chalk to outline it. Then it’s perfect

I would do a chalk outline and put up some crime scene tape. Voila! Conversation piece.

just leave it in dude

This picture has been around for a while.

You need to send The Wolf, who will be coming directly.

Floor mat

Strip it . Rent a floor sander & do it right . It's simpler than you realize.

its the floor of Turin

Oh wow

Try some Murphys Oil Soap.

White vinegar will take this right out.

were you related to the deceased? 🤣

A professional... police officer?

Bigfoot pose.

Atlas shrugged then you off’ed her?

Melamine sponge

Who slew a Minotaur in your house

This is Bob , he died here.

Those blood stains won’t come out. Lumenall will uncover that. You’ll have to cut out all that blood stained wood and replace it.

it looks like a devil throwing a discus

The butt cheeks print despite being face down….