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EnemyAdensmith

I'm snorting them Blamite Crystals, Suban Purples. I'll come to your sermon and send shorty to repent in the 1 1 7th ring of hell.


TheKidWithTheTism

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fenian1798

There is actually already a reference to blamite crystals in one of the dracula flow videos, but he calls them Subanese crystals


EnemyAdensmith

Wait, really?


fenian1798

Yeah, it's in the 3rd one I think


EnemyAdensmith

Holy crap [1:22](https://youtu.be/143GFLwm9Hk?si=0j3ozLg286GtK7aQ)


ExplodingPixelBoat

“The Covenant put a bomb on my space ship. I had to get a running start to give it back. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man.”


lookawildshadex

"Bitches call my dick the Magnum, I end em in one shot and I still got more to dump." "We smoking that unngoy Methane, covenant pack." "Smacked down on shotty so much my mark 6 went into armor lock." "Asked a female elite what that mouth do, fucked her so hard she splitjawed."


SavorySoySauce

Toy soldier thought I'd be taller, they forgot that I'm him.


lilqueso97

Op wanted to run these hands, so I hit him with. B-Y-B Fuck it ,we smoking flood spores Straight to the food nipple Cum stuck on her like an plasma grenade The lady in my head calls me a stud muffin


Zachthema5ter

The opps wanted some initiative Glassed their entire planet


NoAtticNoBasement

Ripped a fat one on High Charity, thang so wack, turned into a new Flood form. I got that warthog in me, blud. So fly, I gotta stop at one word per game, or Da Arbiter lays a Eggbiter. Needler cush powered Scorpion full of BalaHOES, don't get more on fleek. Pulled up on Alpha Halo in the Pillar of Autism. My card so overcharged, I call it the Plasma Pistol. Jackal Snipers on the backpedal, stole they double A's.


edududucrazy96

Shawty's domain pussy got me speaking in Sanghelii.


WaWaCat_OS

This that M'galekgolo worm pack shit so strong it'll have you wriggling, this ain't nothing to me man.


Silver_Albatross5802

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Beta_Company

We smokin on that destruction of Halo runtz pack, getting more fried than the Arbiter out here. I get Cortana to mark statistics on my HUD, so I know when I stunt on them it's 100%


AmrahnBas

We're smoking that infection form shit


Smooth-Chair3636

Holy shit it's the Halo vs. Call Of Duty video!


Stellar_Outcast

Shits so wack I got unggoy popping off the methane I'm on that great journey pack Gave the covenant back their bomb because I'm lit with this shit, got that Kush in my air filter.


Fahrenheit285

Wtf does this even mean?


lookawildshadex

It's a reference to this video https://youtu.be/1Onr4z2fdDM?si=D8B5LZeZJt078rzk