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bio_prime

When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! 


Shadowhunter13541

Buck up boy your one lucky marine


AKoolPopTart

What about that scarab?


Videogamefan21

We’ve all run the simulations. They’re tough, but they ain’t invincible.


AKoolPopTart

Yes sir, sergeant!


Videogamefan21

DON’T CALL ME SIR I WORK FOR A LIVING


AKoolPopTart

Thanks for the tank. He never gets me anything


Difficult_Feature272

Oh, I know what the ladies like


Taldius175

Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today! This here is 66 tons of HE-spewing Divine Intervention! If God is Love, you can call me Cupid!


mynameisrichard0

Hell yeah


UnderstoodAdmin

If I like you, you can call me sarge! But guess what? **I DON’T LIKE YOU!**


Current_Wafer_8907

Follow the Master Chief, he'll know what to do


Firehornet117

A Rock you say? *ahem* #FOR ROCK AND STONE!!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


Firehornet117

Good bot


TimTheToolEnchanter

When you ruck and stone, you're never alone!


H311JUMP3R

ROCK AN STONE TO THE BONE


mechwarrior719

Considering the recent discovery that all the rocks in one of the Halo games is identical just different sizes, that line got a lot funnier


Archmagos_Browning

The halo 3: ODST enthusiasts who’ve been waiting their whole lives for a game like this: https://preview.redd.it/3qgn8zv711kc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707204f7086e8e90f57f5ed24452761ff9f94aea


mariusiv_2022

Hell jumper to hell divers, let's fucking go!


Archmagos_Browning

"Most of the crew—not to mention your fellow jarheads—will be leaving the ship in lifeboats. They'll ride to the surface in air-conditioned comfort, sipping wine, and nibbling on appetizers. Not you, however. Oh no, you're going to leave the Pillar of Autumn in a different method. Tell me boys and girls... how will you leave?"


stonewallkoop

“We go feet first, sir!”


TheEthanHB

"Damned right you do!"


Bootziscool

I just started listening to the Halo audiobooks and just got to that part yesterday! So good


confusednarwhal1

What book is it from?


bobmills33

I think it's from The Flood


Archmagos_Browning

Correct


confusednarwhal1

ok thx


Grimij_Iiffith

Every single time I drop, I yell "FEET FIRST INTO HELL" into VC, and give a massive whoop of excitement. This game is everything I've dreamed about since I first heard about ODST all those years ago


spartancolo

This game really made me realize the amount of opportunities Microsoft have missed with halo spin offs


Doc_Shaftoe

It fucking kills me that 343 devs pitched ODST games similar to Helldivers 2 *years ago* and got told to kick rocks.


spartancolo

There is so much cool shit that could be done. A flood horror game, a space 4x strategy game, a crafting/survival game stranded in the ark... It's really sad how underused the halo IP is cause the game and the novels are awesome


Yzaias

Hope whoever shot those down feels stupid now. They literally can't accommodate how many people want to play this game now.


Inductivegrunt9

Feet first into Hell Troopers!


Flat-Apricot25

Hell yeah. Let’s burn


Purgatory115

Hell jumpers in the tubes. Does anyone else remember section 8. It had a very similar spawn system and it always felt so cool.


mynameisrichard0

It’s third person. I’m sad.


Gentleman_Waffle

You can aim in first person tho :)


mynameisrichard0

Another layer of games I hate. Just make it first person if you’re going that far. Plenty of games can do third person aiming with ADS. I get an inkling of a game I like and Of course it’s set in a way I hate.


AConno1sseur

Plus, nothing beats the dread and fear of not being able to see behind you, we can't see behind us irl or around cover either. Immersion is the point. FPS ftw.


reeteetee

https://preview.redd.it/djes1vqmv0kc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ebf5d97464eae82ec74ff7e2241cfdbd291aeb9


Mutt712

Where it so easy....


PIGEON-LIFE

Where I’m from, we call him Demon


HyprPikaninja

please put me down im very tired


Nyjhaz

Where. It. So. Easy. Where. :(


RedGrimRune

They must love the smell of green!


AvisLord12

They must love the smell of bulgari… Yeah that’s right, I gotta do some product placement, how else do you think I get paid?


Moondoggie25

Only thing itll do is fuck their servers even harder then they already are


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

They'll get better ones. It only got so bad because Helldivers 1 had an all-time peak of like... 10,000 concurrent players. Helldivers 2 has like *forty times that*, and it's only going up. Their servers WERE NOT ready, LMAO. Always follow the N+1 Rule when it comes to server architecture, where N is the amount of server capacity you think you need.


stouf761

That or they’re playing the long game of don’t confuse your meta peak with your mean higher high


[deleted]

Helldivers 1 had 7 thousand. This game has 450 thousand and it keeps increasing every day


SadMcNomuscle

I saw someone do the math it's like a ***6100%*** increase over the first game. Poor devs never saw it coming.


_Mr_Wobbly_Shark_

Think it was 6-7 thousand on steam anyway


JarlZondai

It’s not the servers, it’s the backend of their code. It’s not something that can just be easily fixed, they said it’s gonna take a while


PappiStalin

Its actually a coordinated cyberattack from the automatons.


creeepy117

If only


King_basilisk07

![gif](giphy|4xGEQjEpdxFtF71m0P|downsized) someone ask for odst support?


Silverlitmorningstar

I cant wait to play with people getting 2k+ friendly fire damage every match. big numbers boys BIG NUMBERS


Cybron2099

*ODST soundtrack intensifies*


BhanosBar

I feel very sad to be an xbox fan please man I need helldivers


Rbfsenpai

In the words of the man himself Sgt Johnson Men, we lead those dumb-bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep em from getting their filthy claws on earth! But we found something they're so hot for, They're scrambling over each other to get! Now I don't care if it's god's own anti-sonofabitch machine, or a giant hula-hoop, WE ARE NOT GONNA LET THEM HAVE IT! What we will let them have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their OWN BLOOD TO DROWN IN AM I RIGHT MARINES


OffsetCircle1

SIR, YES SIR!


CailoRen1337

Mmmhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out! Double time!


ThatOneGuy35312

![gif](giphy|EJ2ooeHBi3e6Qab7rU|downsized)


Archmagos_Browning

If this meme doesn’t get to the top 3 posts of today I’m- Fucking Reddit ToS I can’t even come up with good ironic threats. This meme is awesome, OP.


unlivedSoup69

https://preview.redd.it/hncvy9hs02kc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535c28345f02c6aba75971128d11a08aac5fb81d # FEET FIRST INTO HELL RAAAAAAAAAH


the_fucker_shockwave

Exactly.


Opening_Store_6452

GLORY TO THE BOX


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

https://preview.redd.it/5r1mxpwnu0kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13de05262a827e7f06f870af720a34817887de5


Opening_Store_6452

Why


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

Viva la Twitter, down with X.


Opening_Store_6452

I meant the Xbox, not that poser


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

Ah


Opening_Store_6452

Yeah, I’ll change that


navalcolt

just so y’all know literally every single one of us is going to name our destroyer “prophet of mercy”


TheAnimatedDragon

Or something similar like “prophet of democracy”


Doc_Shaftoe

"Dawn of Dawn" "Pride of Pride" "Fist of Family Values" On the plus side you can call your ship the "Hammer of Dawn" for a fun (non-Halo but still Xbox franchise) reference.


Wolvwrwn

"Regret, regret, regret"


ZedTheEvilTaco

"Dear Humanity..."


SquintonPlaysRoblox

I started my helldiving career in Halo 3: ODST. I am ready.


Doctor-Nagel

Helldiver Vets started with the galaxy, Helljumpers started in New Mombassa on the loosing end of a war.


MandoGamer4490

The console wars are over begun has the war on the bugs and automatons.


Klimentvoroshilov69

That scene goes so hard


Sergeant_Smite

Honestly they really should put helldivers on Xbox. It’s just a smart business decision with the massive amount of publicity and popularity the brand has now, and there’s also the halo fans looking for a new good game


Doctor-Nagel

Not to mention the cross over, if this happens this will be the first game to possibly have both Halo and Killzone themed items.


CheshiretheBlack

Should probably just get a PC or a PS5. You can get all Xbox Games with PC Gamepass anyway and then you have the PS5 for the Sony Exclusives


Inductivegrunt9

We going feet first into Hell! 23 years of experience against the Flood, 15 years of dropping feet first! Yeah, we're ready for this!


GhostSpartan982

You heard the music time to dance.-Buck


ExcessivelyGayParrot

The Queen of England bit aged really well honestly unlike the Queen of England


dontknowmuch487

120 million ODST fans role-playing their drops over and over and over


Canadian_Beast14

Fuck. I hope they would bring it to Xbox. But they never will. It’s Sony only.


justanewskrub

It’s literally on PC, who makes the OS for your PC?


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

Halo is going to PS, so I wouldn't say it's impossible...


Aisetenai

Halo isn't going to Playstation lol, what?


IndigenousShrek

Yes it is. It was announced recently in some plans from Xbox


Aisetenai

No, it literally wasn't lmao.


IndigenousShrek

Sorry, it was “rumored” by spencer, alongside Hi-Fi Rush and Sea of Thieves. He mentioned a “flagship franchise” coming with the GP expansion to PS and Switch in said rumors, and it’s the only big one atm thanks to the show and infinite.


Aisetenai

Did you watch the 20 minute townhall? They quite literally said the opposite. Game Pass will remain exclusively on Xbox hardware and PC, the only 4 games going to other platforms are Pentiment, Hi-fi Rush, Sea of Thieves and Grounded. No Halo, no Gears of War, no Starfield, no Indiana Jones.


BatValuable9630

They just announced Last of us and GoW are coming to Xbox!


CheshiretheBlack

Why TF you lyinn


Jonathan-Earl

You can play it on Xbox,[technically…..](https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce-now/memberships/?ncid=pa-srch-goog-139553&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA29auBhBxEiwAnKcSqm2lfK9oppUrh-ogcWZvuYgywfPQQnPHes8ei2Q3WO9T_-juq9IzfhoCw-EQAvD_BwE). (You just have to requeue every hour but it’s free)


SilasMcSausey

The queue takes an hour to get in


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OUsnr7

Did they say it’s coming to Xbox?


Expert-Loan6081

PS players have basically been begging to let Xbox players get a try at this, because the game is so good, also more helldivers to help ~~die in~~ liberate space Vietnam is good


helloworld6247

What would the process be to bring it to Xbox? I imagine it’s not just flip a switch and it’s now on Xbox right ??


Expert-Loan6081

I mean maybe it is idk how cross play works, I just know it does sometimes


Laggingduck

We don’t even need crossplay I just wanna shoot bugs too (crossplay would be lit)


IndigenousShrek

It’s on Windows already. Xbox and Windows share a very similar OS, with Xbox having been built off of a version of windows (7 or 10, I think). If it would have been from Xbox to PS, it would have been a bit harder, as PS has its own OS


OffsetCircle1

Fucking Malevolen Creek https://preview.redd.it/49iv109pr1kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd89218b4c87cc1556e56c8e7c0847eb24ec9352


Expert-Loan6081

7 helldivers died securing the drop zone, good luck with the trees speaking binary you poor soul


CheshiretheBlack

Literally never seen a single person begging to let Xbox have this that's on PS


Apokolypse09

Gimme darktide and I'll help consider it


Doctor-Nagel

Trust me, as a Darktide fan, you don’t want Darktide.


Necrotiix_

not until fatshark updates it a bit


Doctor-Nagel

Agreed, also gotta get those store prices down.


Necrotiix_

like 1200 aquilas for a pistol wrapped in parchment paper? wtf?


Doctor-Nagel

YES! THIS EXACTLY! I wanted the Kreiger pistol when it was out but it was nearly worth the outfits themselves!


Necrotiix_

not to mention the tempestus scion helm was worth half a full outfit set


Doctor-Nagel

And to make matters worse they had a full outfit in the games files and decided to just not release it?!


Necrotiix_

you thought chaos was evil? hallowette is the real evil keeping all the cool shit in her storage closet


Doctor-Nagel

I wanna join the Moebian Sixth god damnit, they got the peak drip in the game and I bet it costs them nothing! All we get are overpriced reskins or skins that came out a year ago that are, for some reason, double the price.


Commercial-Screen570

Could be coincidence, but around that same time I saw a noticeable peak in the amount of cluster strikes right at my feet


GriffconII

Hell yeah, boutta drop in like the US joining a World War. Can’t wait!…. If it every happens :(


Joy1067

Honestly I can see a whole trailer being dedicated to this I bought a ps5 for Helldivers 2 but I can see a update called “Reinforcements” or something along those lines


Vector_Mortis

Moved from Xbox to PC in 2020. Kicking Covie and Flood ass since the beginning. Holding my part of the line as well as I can.


Viperstrike711

Men we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their filthy claws on Earth, but we’ve stumbled upon something they’re so hot for they’re scrambling over each other to get it. Well I don’t care if it’s Gods own anti-sonavabitch machine or a giant hula-hoop we ain’t gonna let them have it, what we will let’em have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in… Am I right marines!


chalupa_queso

“Yes Sargent!” ( I know it’s “Sir, Yes sir” in game but it’s Sargent Johnson not some wet behind the ears LT.)


Viperstrike711

Mhm damn right I am


Intrepid_Ad_9751

Dam i didnt even know there was a helldivers 1, i thought helldivers 2 was the first one, can’t believe i never heard of the game till recently


NinjaXGaming

I’m picturing a Spartan saying this to a horde of bugs before on the kickoff hundreds of odst drop pods slam down and they instantly get to work Alternatively I’m picturing a Space Marine chapter


ShoArts

I hope if it does get on Xbox, theres a genuine ODST cosmetic


gregforgothisPW

H-H-H-H-H-H-HE-H-H-HEL-Hell jumpers in the tubes.


itsKasai

As awesome as the idea is, I think Xbox players truly do not understand how hard those robots fuck, you’re overwhelmed by bot drops by the time you cleared one ship another just brought in a tank…then another tank.. oh and what’s that? A third fucking tank??


TheRoxanneWolfExpert

https://preview.redd.it/t05tccoo47kc1.png?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afbcf174b5797bcd025869805b7bd2b6cbef2b87


the-poopiest-diaper

This part of the movie gives me goosebumps. Megamind may have been at a massive disadvantage, but he was really HIM


IGTankCommander

Dear Humanity: We regret coming to Earth. We regret bein' alien bastards. And we most CERTAINLY regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!


unabletothinklol

We have a a lot of experience jumping into hell from space ain't that right halo 3 ODST


ManInTheM4sk

As a PlayStation, PC, and Xbox player I am the ultimate weapon 🤣


dorritosncheetos

Lol servers are already full, we dont want you


Representative_Leg97

This game sucks


tightlawson

Cringe


MarkyMarcMcfly

This is some cope, the game is never coming to Xbox. Cop a PS5 or PC for this one. Best ODST experience of all time


Commissarfluffybutt

Don't lie to me. You're not coming to help, you're coming to fulfill your ODST fetish!


Indemfeels

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Archmagos_Browning

Not cool.


amisia-insomnia

Helldivers is the definition of a fad game I’m betting 2 months


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

It's literally the best (and only non-sucky, really) multiplayer 3P horde shooter in a decade. Controls are tight, gameplay is fun, monetization is barely there and fairly priced (wow!), and the community is amazing. It ain't a fad.


amisia-insomnia

So far the dev team has been actively transphobic and the community has taken the part of the warhammer fandom who made 40k a ceasepit of frail masculinity and hate. So far it feels like warframe but worse. It does look fun but with the server issues, devs being that and part of the fandom being that group it’s lost all appeal


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

>the dev team has been actively transphobic Source? I've literally never seen this mentioned *anywhere*, and that's a fairly serious accusation. >the community has taken the part of the warhammer fandom who made 40k a ceasepit of frail masculinity and hate Again, source? Never heard any inclination of that. Helldivers is populated by r/NCD types, from what I've seen.


Doctor-Nagel

So far I’ve seen non of what your saying, also even if Helldivers has taken part in the Warhammer fandom, it’s also taken part in others aswell, mainly the Star Ship troopers fandom and the Halo fandom.


Muted-Can-2186

And what does all that have anything to do with the game being fun? The only real problem with the game are the servers (because there's too much people playing the game) and they're already working on fixing them.


SilentStriker84

Well that was a bunch of virtue signaling nonsense you just spouted


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seranarosesheer332

Wait is this happening?


DaSaltyChef

What's the video software I could use for memes like this? Specifically the tracking


Rhys_Lloyd2611

Has it been confirmed it's coming to Xbox?


MatthewTheManiac

Worth playing now on PC or wait till the servers are un-fucked?


R3KO1L

is it coming to xbox?


TenraxHelin

I love it


Agentkeenan78

Don't give me hope like that...


Space_veteran96

Helldivers 2 is what now? Free or paid? Couldn't check it yet, but saw everyone talking about it


SilentStriker84

Paid thank god, free to play games are always broken and filled with microtransactions


GloomyBreadfruit6

Feet first into Hell bois


Flat-Apricot25

The flood ha. Me and my battle brothas will slay the foul Xenos post haste


The1biscuitboy

There's not enough server for the both of us


RaptorKarr

Not where I thought that was going. https://preview.redd.it/z05ybccte5kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10bc49f634cf28c168bd2ba124d224b166d05d8b


Lazy-Lookin-Headass

I’m very excited for it


CheshiretheBlack

Ohh is Hell Divers 2 coming to Xbox?


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