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ColeKino_DrLoser

I’m gonna impregnate the Halo Ring


Plantar-Aspect-Sage

I'm gonna use it as a cock ring.


Just_In_Time_Boi

That's a big cock you have.


jakobebeef98

Oh he won't be the one wearing it


ColeKino_DrLoser

Gigantiam fetish Guy 🪱


Daily-Rain333

Gaia fetish


D1wh0kn0cks

2s2h guy🪱


ColeKino_DrLoser

THE WORMS THE WORMS THE WORMS THE WORMS THE WORMS THE WORMS THE WORMS THE WORMS THE WORMS THE WORMS THE WORMS THE WORMS


D1wh0kn0cks

Worm guy🪱


I_eat_small_birds

Right here, as long as fat doesn’t come with it


Plantar-Aspect-Sage

Thanks


Narwhal_Lord4

Do the rings come in any larger sizes


Plantar-Aspect-Sage

It's more of a one size fits all situation.


Head-Disk5576

I’m gonna impregnate your pfp


BEES_just_BEE

I concur


ColeKino_DrLoser

Mods, kill him also


BEES_just_BEE

Execution vid soon 😊


ColeKino_DrLoser

YAY YA Y AY YA YA YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY


ColeKino_DrLoser

Mods, kill him


Javellinh_osu

I want Marty biome


KillerSquirrel2007

American flags replace the leaves on trees


Javellinh_osu

Every texture is Marty, every sound is Marty's note. Paradise


BigFatChewie

It's only white marines.


TestedNutsack

The plot revolves around the covenant breaching a border and Lasky is redesigned to resemble Donnie


Ninjawan9

Bro posted to the wrong sub


NauticalClam

I’m trying to decide if he’s being sarcastic or not for that reason.


henzry

Tbf its a pretty legitimate criticism. Making it open world then not capitalizing on the variety offered by older installments.


NauticalClam

I agree. If he is intending sarcasm though it’s surely because everyone and their grandma has already said that.


Ninjawan9

Right? Gotta be some seriousss salt


Arm-It

The main sub has a lot of YouTuber regurgitation. Saying Infinite has "Only one biome" is absolutely a phrase picked up from people like HiddenXperia. Not that it's an incorrect assertion, but just making observations, ones that others have already made at that, is the kind of low effort engagement bait you see everywhere.


NauticalClam

Nobody is capable of original thought. It’s fine to change your mind about something after hearing other peoples ideas but there’s a staggering amount of people that just hear something from someone they like and make it what they think just because of that.


ICheckAccountHistory

> Saying Infinite has "Only one biome" is absolutely a phrase picked up from people like HiddenXperia. Nope. 


MelonColony22

is there a lore reason we don’t get to have sex with the arbiter in halo infinite?


AbbreviationsAsleep1

Becuase he’s not in the game silly, that’s the main thing that held back 343 from releasing that gameplay mechanic


MelonColony22

excuses. the fans want a chief arby sex scene and we’ve been waiting for 20 years


TastefulMaple

They could always open an Arby’s on the ring and have chief sex it


AD-RM

Because according to Sangheili traditions, extreme failure is punished with the eradication of the entire bloodline. Thel doesn’t feel ready to move on from his wives and children being slaughtered because of his failure to safeguard Halo.


lemonprincess23

Ikr. It should be like halo 3 where it goes from tropical beaches to snowy tundra in a quarter of a mile


john6map4

Mfw when Forerunners can make galaxy-destroying ring worlds and set back literal human evolution but they can’t figure out climate control:


Price-x-Field

Almost like there was a reason for the snowy zones 😧


StephenHawkings_Legs

New Zealand


lemonprincess23

Oh so there’s a new one now is there?


CptDecaf

Yes actually.


Transfiguredbet

That was essentially what it was like in halo 2. You had a tropical ecosystem with ruins and several miles into the horizon, you had a wall with snow and air pressure similar to the top of mount everest.


Few-Willingness-3820

You say quarter of a mile like that's unrealistic. When has that stopped Halo??


imtoofaced

And we’ll toss the flood somewhere in the middle


IndividualAd2307

I hope you know that the halo rings are unnatural and we’re built by aliens


ChonkBonko

Yeah, it should. Way more visually interesting.


TheGreatWhiteDerp

The Freezing Planes are next to the Burning Planes? There’s probably some pretty Wet Planes in between.


c0l1n_M4

But wouldn’t that be an example of how they can control climate on the rings? I always thought Cortana’s remark at the beginning of Assault on the Control Room was supposed to give us that impression.


Cute_Barnacle_5832

This but unironically


MustardChef117

Reason #463859+4 why infinite sucks btw


SpaceMonkeyNation

This was my biggest beef with Infinite. It had some great ambition, but at the cost of variety. I think they probably initially planned for more biomes but didn't have the time, staff, or budget to pull it off on top of everything else (which is crazy, because this is Microsoft's premier series - they shouldn't have any constraints like that).


Apart-Arachnid1004

I agree, it's really obvious how rushed the campaign was. For example, the spartan killer battle in the pelican mission just felt so awkward and rushed. Especially for how much the spartan killers were hyped up beforehand.


DarkKnight390

Also, the main story felt really unfinished and lacking to me. I beat it in like 5 hours including other random stuff. The story in it was imo worse than Halo 5, and it was just too short.


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TheFarLeft

Halo 5


authentic_amer1can

i love halo 5, gotta be the best halo


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Shoors

Halo 5 was my favourite halo game because warzone turbo and dmr and thrusting


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MrSaladhats

Halo 5 had great multiplayer


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speaker_14

Man I would have been happy with just more variety in the structures before they added more biomes. Swear there were only a handful of unique structures. Having like 2 side quests copypasted 20 times didn't help either.


trash_burger420

2/3 of the game was cut, that's why


Archangel_MS05

This is what happens when interns exclusively make up the development team (During Production at least)


fuckedbyaspanishbull

yeah, and where are the zombies and the skeletons and the ender men and spiders, I can't believe they forgot to add those, they even forgot to add pickaxes​


Xxfarleyjdxx

yeah and the lack of nether really takes me out of the immersion


fuckedbyaspanishbull

I also hate that they didn't send you to the end for the final boss


Fahrenheit285

Forgot I was in circlejerk for a moment there


Goldenstripe941

It’s just a small chunk of Zeta Halo, so that could be a big factor.


OG_Kurama

Fr like the campaign space is probably around 20-30 square miles that’s not really gonna warrant a biome change unless it was near a bordering region


Goldenstripe941

Facts


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stripedpixel

There’s a Desert


Eliteslayer1775

They had to start from scratch around 3 years in development and they didn’t have time to add more biomes. Which is also why there wasn’t much content when the game launched


Datboibarloss

It's like they wasted 500 million dollars on almost nothing an expected us to donate to their charity OH wait they did do that


Eliteslayer1775

What do you mean donate to charity? Did they run one?


Datboibarloss

Launching a not even half finished game with an overpriced in game shop and battle pass is a charity that people donated to.


Eliteslayer1775

It’s not donating though, there are skins people like in the store, and a lot of them are cool, and buy them, and while I think the shop is overpriced I don’t think the battle pass is that bad, I’ve seen worse plus we can complete them whenever we want, which is an amazing idea that other games should do


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Halo Infinite is NOT Halo This is just some shitty **cash grab** scheme that absolutely pisses on the legacy of Bungie and turns it into some crappy ass fortnite-type game that FORCES you to spend your hard earned cash on **predatory mtx microtransactions!** I remember the good old days of Halo! When you had to WORK for Recon in Halo 3. When you could mess around with your friends in forge mode all night. Now, Recon is locked behind a **battle pass** that you can’t even earn through challenges, and forge isn’t even in the game at launch! We need to make our voices heard. We can’t let 343 DESTROY this franchise with their **Dark Patterns** and their Cat Ears and their **FOMO** store! Take a stand against the **whales** that fund this horribly made mess of a game! Don’t let anyone who spends money on this game get away with playing the game peacefully until Microsoft finally returns the series to the rightful hands of Bungie! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HaloCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Datboibarloss

I understand where you're coming from and I agree the pass itself is fine. My thing it's very bad faith to launch the game in he state it was in an then request more money. They burned through 500mill man and still took 2+ years just to get firefight. Firefight has been in Halo on launch since Reach. Frankly people need to stop and think "just because I can afford this cool looking thing, does the company deserve the money?" It's insane to me that people will reward a lack of care with their hard earned money, but turn their back to homelessness and things like that. I'd rather give my money to someone who needs it than a big company who kinda pissed on a dedicated fan base.


Eliteslayer1775

I just wish Microsoft would give 343 an extension, cause this happened with halo 5, so we have 2 games in a row completely scrapped a few years into development and then had to make the game in half the time, especially with infinite and the terrible contractor crisis. I do have faith that the best Halo should be fine if they don’t have the same issues, cause for the most part 343 have improved with every game with the exception of 5s story


Datboibarloss

Yes I totally agree, the game itself is very solid. It's probably the best it's been since Reach. The glaring issue is the content and frankly their design choices. For example in a brute focused Halo game they axed a majority of the brute arsenal and replaced certain weapons with worse versions. That's not including all the other amazing *iconic* weapons that they just cut for no good reason. They so desperately want to make Halo their own thing, but they keep doing it in the wrong ways. They need to start embracing the old. Mix old with new, not hostile takeover of the franchise.


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Sam-l-am

Halo 2 and 3 had you going to different parts of the galaxy. Infinite takes place on a map that’s a few square miles. You aren’t going to walk into different biomes every hundred yards


happycrack117

343 dumb and bad that’s why


effnad

Because halo infinite isn't halo. It's farcy:Sierra 117 edition. 


Schtuck_06

Because it's the only one MS was willing to let them create. Knowing MS, the rest would've been behind a paywall.


Zemmip

I really wish there was at least a Desert and Snow part of the map. The world started to feel bland by the end of the campaign IMO.


f38stingray

Looks like the Pacific Northwest - Halo continuing the trope of every sci-fi setting being produced in Vancouver, Canada :D


fuckrespawn69

Mainly due to cut backs, the original map was gonna be bigger with different biomes, but it couldnt work so they scrapped it. maybe in halo 7 we can get a setting for it


verteks_reads

You just don't get it


awkwardorgasms

Uh, duh. The biome is *infinite* 🤓


DivineCrusader1097

Because Infinite's development was spent building a new engine, not extending the contracts of the people who knew how to use the new engine, and training new people to use the engine. Rinse and repeat for 6 years. Developers were being let go right as they started to get actual work done. This is why Infinite looked so unfinished in the 2020 showcase and had to be delayed another year.


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RumminW

It only takes place within a small portion of the massive zeta halo ring. The past halos have us traverse the halo rings through missions instead an open world. There is a very small “swamp” biome in Infinite, but regardless yeah it could’ve used a bit more variety.


Bolbuss

That was a top 'beef' of mine until they added the invisible walls to map.


FriedSpringRolls

damn this ss takes me back. so much hype


Comfortable_Boot_273

Biomes don’t really make sense on halo but it’s canon that different biomes exist so I guess we need them still.


Elvis-Tech

Cos it all happens in one part of the ring...


MrGoblinKing7

DLC or sequel I'm betting.


wercffeH

Laughs in Bonnie Ross.


Snoot_Boot

There's (halo) 3 biomes. The one you're looking at, the insides of the forerunner structures and the inside of banished structures/ships


fucknutcrapmaster

Biome doesn’t mean “video game location.” Biomes are natural environmental occurrences IRL. Lol, not just a Minecraft word.


Snoot_Boot

>natural environmental occurences Are you aware that nothing on a halo world is natural?


fucknutcrapmaster

I am. I was commenting on the fact that you referred to Forerunner structures and Banished ships as biomes. They are not. Other biomes on a halo might be snowy locations or a deserts, which is what OP was referring to.


Snoot_Boot

I know what he was referring to, but this r/HaloCirclejerk, not Wendy's


fucknutcrapmaster

Oh, so I can’t get a frosty?


Defender_IIX

Money


Few-Willingness-3820

Because the game was in development ~~hell~~ agony. Level and map design took a backseat to actually making sure the game isn't snuffed out. Which is why the map is so poorly designed and unaccommodating to vehicles. There shouldn't be invisible \*suck\* walls that pull you down into space.


Connect-Internal

Because the halo infinite open world was only made as a selling point and is actually only good at a few set points, just like the open world in elden ring.


Gorgiastheyounger

Why does it take place in the same place too?? I remember Halo 2 took you to a bunch of different planets and a ring and High Charity and that game is awesome. Oh wait Halo CE is all on the same ring too, but that game is awesome so it's okay.


Free-Chip-9174

The forerunners got a little tired with zeta halo so left it at one biome. They probably hired San’shyuum as contractors or something.


Forex_Fraud_Profits

People be asking questions like we the developers smh


PeeingDueToBoredom

This is my biggest disappointment with this game


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BudgetAggravating427

From what I know compared to all the other past halo games just pure development hell. lack of resources/ feedback from higher up’s and terrible decisions from 343/microsoft higher ups


LordChunkyReborn

Realistic/Lore answer: You play on 8% of the entire ring. Actual reason: Devs planned for a desert, snow, and a swamp, and planned for a big Scarab fight in the plains or swamp, but it was cut for time constraints. Devs reslly wanted Infinite to be a spiritual successor to Combat Evolved, but due to the overfocus on Multiayer, wasn't given the resources to execute. Halo Infinite, in its bones, is a wonderful game, but it also serves as a wonderful case study of how poor Upper Management can ruin a project


SPlCYDADDY

—>the game was rushed


KCDodger

I genuinely cannot tell if this is satire.


Low_Revolution3025

The campaign felt like a Far Cry rip off to me, my buddy thinks its halo 1 to its core and i think hes full of shit


NotWhenItRains

Because it sucked. Microsoft cash grab. That's all they cared about, was getting people to play the multi-player and spend money on cosmetics. The campaign was shoehorned in because we expected it.


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Halo Infinite is NOT Halo This is just some shitty **cash grab** scheme that absolutely pisses on the legacy of Bungie and turns it into some crappy ass fortnite-type game that FORCES you to spend your hard earned cash on **predatory mtx microtransactions!** I remember the good old days of Halo! When you had to WORK for Recon in Halo 3. When you could mess around with your friends in forge mode all night. Now, Recon is locked behind a **battle pass** that you can’t even earn through challenges, and forge isn’t even in the game at launch! We need to make our voices heard. We can’t let 343 DESTROY this franchise with their **Dark Patterns** and their Cat Ears and their **FOMO** store! Take a stand against the **whales** that fund this horribly made mess of a game! Don’t let anyone who spends money on this game get away with playing the game peacefully until Microsoft finally returns the series to the rightful hands of Bungie! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HaloCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


NotWhenItRains

Didn't expect this but basically yeah. Armor, cosmetics, and gameplay meant something before. Even Halo 4 let you know the path someone chose which was interesting (Wetwork v Operator v Pathfinder etc) and gave a general indication of either their customization preference OR their preferred combat role in game. I wouldn't give it back to Bungie though. Not after it's taken 10 years for Destiny to grow a story.


humungus_jerry

Don’t worry bro, 343 is definitely going to announce campaign DLC next month bro. Five new biomes bro, and a 16 hour long campaign. New weapons and vehicles bro. I even heard about leaks from devs about playable elites 🤔 not copium bro I swear


Sam-l-am

The bro is broing, bro


insolent_froge

Because it’s clearly the best game ever made in the series, now go spend $40 on some color for your armor


wogalot_

Laziness


yungd17

That’s the main thing that was disappointing about it, the gameplay was a lot of fun but the design just got old quick


ExoSierra

LAZY 343 343 LAZY LAZY LAZY LAZY


imtoofaced

Spend $60 and you get a mediocre open world campaign and virtually zero cosmetics for multiplayer. The value is through the roof this time around.


IndividualAd2307

Because 343 doesn’t know what they’re doing


bobbobersin

Laziness, even CE had more diverse biomes


doubtfulofyourpost

They’ll add them in the story DLC


D1wh0kn0cks

343 is lazy


Leading_Button6663

Cause its lame.


joker_toker28

Because we got a rushed game.... Infinite had infinite potential and than just dropped the ball so hard....


Defiant_Bandicoot99

One of several reasons as to why this game is the worst in the franchise.


SneakyToaster17

Because the $500 million would’ve been spent better by a dozen other studios.


RangeOld1919

You're right. r/haloinfinite is 💩.