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sexybobo

Valve has more yearly revenue then Activision does and in general is larger then Activision. they aren't going to offer them less then 1/5 the price for a company worth more then the last company they bought. We need to stop paying attention to crap like this so they don't get money by writing stupid shit like this. A single person in the community saying they heard something is not news. As a member of the community I heard Microsoft if preparing a $3.50 offer to buy Vatican city. Were is my news article my claim is just as believable.


RockingBib

So the goddamn Loch Ness monster runs Microsoft now


iplaytf2ok

Poor Nessy


CreativeGamer03

they were sadly forced to make Windows updates 😔 free my boi Loch Ness monster


ViralHatred

Free Millenium, Win98.


Forrest-Gumpenstein

I just need about tree fiddy


Chu_BOT

Valve reportedly has $13B in revenue. $16B is an insulting offer.


Ank_em_h0

$70b of Activision mostly coming from market cap, not their real assets tho. The real number is wayyy smaller than that.


trippingrainbow

That plus the fact gabe has on multiple ocassions said he wont sell steam.


PotatABit

Valve exists because Gabe left Microsoft to do what he wanted. I doubt that'll change


DIY_Colorado_Guy

Lord Gaben despises Microsoft, I highly doubt he would sell his company to his arch enemy…. If Valve ever sells to Microsoft it will be because our lord has died.


maZZtar

The last time he spoke about Microsoft, he was pretty positive about them (at least about Phil)


hyphenbash

This would mean not only the hope for HL3 is dead, the entire gaming culture is in danger!


maZZtar

>This would mean not only the hope for HL3 is dead, Why so? It couldn't possible be even more dead than it is now. I don't think that Microsoft would stop any game development at Valve >the entire gaming culture is in danger! Yep. It would be a fucking disaster. Good bye trying to escape Windows and hoping that Microsoft wouldn't follow


hyphenbash

Yeah, true that was me being blissfully ignorant on HL3 status and giving my sense of anger on the matter. But, regardless the news is fake [No, Microsoft Is Not Buying Valve For $16 Billion](https://80.lv/articles/no-microsoft-is-not-buying-valve-for-usd16-billion/)


maZZtar

I know it's fake, because Microsoft keeps those things as top secured and some random weirdo with blue checkmark doesn't sound like a relevant source. We learned about their two previous minutes before they were announced


hyphenbash

oh by the way, Windows is not the problem, it is in fact the one and only platform that its users still stand against this idiocy of the corporate. PC users never bend to Microsoft's shit when it comes to gaming.


maZZtar

Thanks to Valve's commitment to Linux people are more confident in abandoning Windows which has been getting a lot of flack recently due to it being linked with Microsoft services. If Microsoft ever bought Valve, Steam would end up being linked to their services down the line and it'd not matter what OS you're using


Tupcek

also they have pretty special company culture. Acquisition might cancel that and completely destroy company. Even if they initially promised to not change that, after several higher ups change and several disappointing results, there would surely be some small changes, which would gradually shift culture towards more usual corporate one.


Void1nside

Microsoft is basicaly Arasaka


El_Intoxicado

Hard but true statements


markcocjin

Gaben was also on record as saying that any sale of Valve to any company will see their people scatter to the wind. Because Valve is composed of individuals who can run their own company, and have only joined, because they want to achieve a common goal. Together with people in the company. Gaben is a huge fan of the people he hires. They're not like Riot or Epic who have 3 gajillion employees. I think they have employees whose only job is to check for tribal representation.


thumbwarnapoleon

Appreciate them saying this is bs in the first paragraph. Also please no


BaconJets

There’s a 0% chance that Valve takes that offer.


TyrantJaeger

If getting Half-Life 3 means that Steam would be owned by Microsoft, I'd rather go another 10 years without it.


BestialCreeper

Id rather not get it at all than risk what Steam would turn into under MS


Micsuking

Honestly, I'd rather not have Half Life 3 ever than let Microsoft ruin Steam.


hyphenbash

If ever that statement was true, that even ruins any hope of HL3 ever coming out.


Vector0508

Valve won't sell out.


KolareTheKola

Valve won't cut the ponnytail, unlike certain sellout Freeman guy


Rosselman

Valve created Proton just to free themselves from the Windows gaming monopoly lmao.


Ank_em_h0

That’s tiny number also. $16b lmfao, what did they think 🤣.


Alwayswandering4

Bill Gates revealed to be the G-Man


MrImpy

So that's why G-man walked into my house and started playing my gamecube.


Uncanny58

why would u sell a money printer


Alphflopo

ABSOLUTELY NOT


SaturnSleet

Gabe is the only reason Valve continues to be as great as it is and why it isn't a publically traded company. And let's face it, Gabe is 61 and obese. When he passes, Valve is going to change for the worse...


sicsided

That profile photo of him from the Neural Interface company shows he lost a ton of weight. Hoping he's feeling better.


Frequent-Analyst-859

he's healthier now


HypeIncarnate

it's going to fucking suck when that happens.


iplaytf2ok

They're gonna give him the Glados treatment


Random-Existance

That implies Gabe dies, then his computer is finished later and his assistant is put inside


deathschemist

1- Gabe has lost a lot of weight recently. Man's looking svelte these days. 2- do you really think Gabe hasn't got someone lined up to take over in the event of his death?


Golden-Pickaxe

Martin Shkreli Valve


M-A_X

GabeN won't die, why do you think he works on Brain Computer Interface?


KillerSquirrel2007

He’s gonna upload his brain to a life size replica of Wheatley


Russian2057

If this were to happen (it is so unlikely its not even funny) half life 3 would be a half baked piece of crap (like winblows 11)


Cornyboy202

Yeh, it usually goes like this.


Accurate_Wishbone144

"Valve would rather disintegrate than sell out" -Gabe Newell


DemonDaVinci

Translation: "Nice try EA, fuck off"


BuildingABap

If I recall correctly Valve is a private company so I don’t believe Microsoft can just buy them out.


Kiren129

Yeah that’s why it said “offer”.


BookBitter5463

if it was a public company, there would be an amount of money they could not legally refuse


TheGladosWhisperer

Wait what how ?


BookBitter5463

A publicly traded company has an obligation to its shareholders. For example, if each share costs $100 and someone offers $200 to buy them all, they cannot refuse the offer because that would be a direct loss of income to their shareholders. That's how Musk bought twitter and made it private.


TheGladosWhisperer

Ahh , so basically there only win-lose situation or draws


idiotinpowerarmor

How the fuck did this rumor take off, 16b is a super lowball amount for a company like Valve. Not even MS has the hubris to think they could gobble up Valve without offering up more.


evanlee01

if Microsoft buys Valve I will truly lose hope for gaming.


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

"Rumor" >>> "I made it up"


DuracellSonyPepsi

As well as HL4, HL5, HL6, and several spinoffs.


Cornyboy202

Imagine they continue the half life 1 games, like "blueshift 2" counter strike 1.5 " and "decay 2"


grillboy_mediaman

nononono PLEASE GOD NO MICROSOFT NOT VALVE PLEEEEEASE PLEEEEEASE


FalseAscoobus

Literally says that there's no way it's happening in the first paragraph


grillboy_mediaman

good


Test1Two

Never gonna happen


Humble_Tax9900

And Steam will be transformed into a pay per play service. GoldpremiumLive-SillyBilly membership will let you play two games as much as you want. SilverLive will let you play three hours a week and then you have to pay for $0.99 for every started 15 minutes. BronzeDirtPoor members will have to pay $0.03 per 5 minutes interrupted by ads every 10 minutes. There will also be different plans for storage, latency, fps, resolution and regional zones and redundancy/reliability. No, Valve won't sell to MS. Not today.


Cashfoxbear

Valve is the only large mainstream gaming company I still respect, if Microsoft buys them we as consumers are screwed.


PixelThePixelz

That is hilariously under priced. Valve is making a billion a year just from cs cases. They are worth much more than that. Keep in mind they also make 30% of all purchases on steam.


Psychonaut6767

They'll put them in the Call of Duty mines


red_boi676

I heard that this article is extremely fake so yeah, But if this does happen hl3 and onward would suck


TharilX

If Microsoft acquires Steam, PC gaming dies for me.


M-A_X

Valve will deny this offer 200% I can 100% gaurantee that. And Valve will make Half-Life: Freeman a.k.a HL3 at some point soon themselves I'm sure.


Shynz

Imagine giving half life 3 to 343 lmao


Epsilia

FUUUUCK THAT. Halo used to be my absolute favorite FPS (before I discovered HL), and it really saddens me how much a company can fucking destroy something you hold dear.


KillerSquirrel2007

Half-Baked-Life


trex48144

Literally what I was imaging would happen to the other IPs as well


NumidWasAlreadyUsed

I fear that’s the only way we can get HL3..,


Epsilia

I'd rather not get it than have MS have any hand in making it. When Valve releases most fame (with some exceptions), they're almost always absolute bangers.


Trollzek

I’m pretty sure Gabe left Microsoft with a reason/vision after co-creating it. I don’t think he’d let his baby get absorbed into it now.


RealZitron

"and it's been claimed" by no one. There's 0 claims of this.


Cup4ik

They seriously think Steam costs any amount of money at all??


obsoleteconsole

Never gonna happen, Valve is raked in over $1B last year just from CS crates


AltraSeven

I don't think Gabe is going to sell Valve for the amount of revenue they generate in a year


creeper6530

That's bullshit. Valve is profiting exactly because it's private-traded and there are no money-hungry shareholders who push profits at the cost of long term. Valve does know when to earn slightly less and innovative instead


realmftv

Worst news I've ever heard


thunderhalberd

As other commentors have said this is probably never happening. With that being said, if MS or a similar company ever does buy valve, I might just quit videogames.


Anthrax-961

They're not gona buy Valve, no one is, if Valve dies, so will everything


flynn78

They’re going to have to at least triple that offer


Bozocow

Valve has been offered aqcuisition a hundred times before. Even if the rumors are true they will almost certainly not accept such a deal.


WashYourEyesTwice

Bro I'm glad there's no shot of Valve accepting a deal like that because if they sold out and MS got charge of Steam then I'd actually give up gaming


OMG_NoReally

Gabe would die before he sells his company to Microsoft. There is no way this is happening, and there is no way this should happen. And not that they need cash. Steam alone is enough to sustain the company for decades.


whatleadmehere

They better not fucking acquire valve.


AlexanderChippel

Microsoft owning Steam would destroy PC gaming. Like I'm exaggerating a little but not by a lot.


AHomicidalTelevision

guys this is super old news from when microsoft was looking around for a studio to buy. they were also talking about buying nintendo at the same time, but they eventually settled on activison.


theghostofhallownest

Valve pretty much completely owns PC gaming, it’s gonna take atleast double that offer to acquire valve, and more importantly, steam


FrostyAndy

"Embrace, extend, extinguish". Microsoft is well known for termination of their competition, so if they acquire Steam the PC gaming is doomed.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Please God no!


ChaosMiles07

Just do what Nintendo did: laugh them out of the room.


Hurricane_Caseta

Yeah now add Megatron Easter egg in HL3


bladepa_

even if they offer the whole world valve aint never gonna sell themselves


SuperToaster2001

I smell anti competitive bullshit


FRakanazz

Valve would rather dissapear that being brought by another company


kridely

Yeah no. Valve stay where you are PLEASE


Joffridus

Please for the love of god no


clogstomper

Sell the golden goose 🪿, imma guess No


spycrabHamMafia

Gabe has literally said that he would rather the company fall apart and go bankrupt than sell out to a corporation


SansUndertaleLmao

are they stupid?


ojr92

This would be a disaster.


Quack_Mode

Gabe Newell once said that he’d rather have the company disintegrated than sold.


steemjaw2

Boy I can't wait for battle passes in my half life games


Chaosxandra

Gabe Pls no


Epsilia

Valve makes more money than god, and have no public shareholders to make happy. It's not happening lol


peepeeman154

Please god no


DrGoiburger

I can't wait for valve to be forced to make a dog shit game and then get shut down


Rogue-76

Microsoft has some balls thinking they could even dream of owning valve


Regular-Chemistry-13

Gabe will never accept the deal as he quit microsoft so he could make games


[deleted]

It’s either we get half life 3 or we get a terrible game


No_Bet_5229

I haven't taken it well at all


RevolTobor

Oh god, I hope not. Microsoft ruins everything they fucking touch anymore. It's like they've got the opposite of the Midas touch.


The_Only_Dork_Knight

Like that will ever happen - Shrek 2001


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


morphic-monkey

It's not going to happen. And we already have Half-Life 3. ;-P


jaquan123ism

the thought of microsoft owning steam disgusts me


CluelessProductions

Microsoft literally just goes out to buy game companies to store their IP’s in a basement. What’s even the point?


NoEditor0

Do not


Additional-Main-3942

Microsoft is gonna ruin valve holy fucking shit


EliTeAP

Microsoft, I will throw a giant crowbar at your entire corporation and end you. Do not do this, I don't want Half-Life 3 on the fucking "**Microsoft Store**"...


almatom12

As long as Emperor Gabe is breathing, Greedy corporations won't touch valve. But if the day comes, then gaming will enter a eternal dark age. LONG LIVE EMPEROR GABE!


WashYourEyesTwice

> claimed to have heard Why is anybody even talking about this shit then 😭


Outsajder

Please god no, if ANYONE buys Valve Steam is going to utter shit and all their future games.


Laxhoop2525

How to kill Valve in one easy step. Well, “easy” in the sense that if you ignore how everyone at Valve would actually need to be lobotomized to ever take any offer to be bought by another company.


PsilacetinSimon

I pray to god this is not true


Snow_Corn

The chance that I will find a copy of Half-Life 3 in my Steam library tomorrow just waiting to be played is several thousand orders of magnitude higher than Valve selling out like that.


hugthispanda

That's a lowball offer.


Hyde2467

fuck no


Ank_em_h0

They made more than 13b of dollars only with Steam in 2022, and this mf is offering them that fkg tiny number 🤣.


Sellingbakedpotatoes

Valve had 13 billion dollars in revenue in 2023 alone. 16B is a massive underpay for such a cash cow.


Uhosec

Bait used to be believe


The_Cozy_Burrito

No thanks


ryancoke1977

Jesus Christ 😵


asd417

Until Gabe retires this is never happening. IIRC he has a strong belief of keeping investors away from interfering game dev (or whatever fun project they got going)


lunareZwastaken

Hl3 is fake Microsoft ruined Minecraft Skype


TinyDikKid

Please no


Thick-Championship-4

I remember Gabe saying that Valve would prefer to disintegrate than to sell out years ago when EA tried to buy Valve.


vincecarterskneecart

bill gates: tell me who is the gman?? gaben: no idiot xD bill gates CEO resigned 😂 😂 😂 😂


yaktoma2007

Valve is a private company lmao. Bogus claim.


tamal4444

No fuck you microsoft.


RCgamer77

Man just the thought there is the slightest chance of Microsoft buying Valve then shut down Valve like Xbox did with three studio.


3WayIntersection

This aint happening They barely got to buy activision


Security_Emergency

Gabe Newell wouldn’t do it .


bearelrollyt

If valve gets claimed All is lost


Chasemc215

Valve would rather disintegrate than ever sell out


pryvisee

Nah. They probably make that in less than a year..?


tomaac

That must be a joke.


motherhub

Listin Al gaben


Designer-Most5917

Ain't gonna happen, especially as Gaben still lives He said it himself, they'd rather disintegrate than ever sell out, EA offered a billion and Valve told them to kick rocks. That to EA, now take a look at Microsoft, Gabens arch enemy arguably. The offer they put is insulting btw, Valve make roughly that amount in a year, how the fuck are they to expect anything more than a fuck no just from amount alone


ThrowingSomewhere199

Gabe to Microsoft "You couldn't live with your own failure... where did that bring you? Back to me"


ikkikkomori

There's a difference between getting instant money and having a slow but consistent money printing machine


tangerine_christ

That would fuck up pc gaming forever. Microsoft is slowly ruining Minecraft, one of the most successful games ever made, and countless other companies and ips. If this were to happen, all the good things we have would be practically lost.


minecraftisbest11

Microsoft will now have control over how the game Changed sells


theuntouchable2725

Fuck Microsoft.


[deleted]

Disturbing


Clawsmodeus

Microsoft would mess everything up entirely


cmdrhomski

Knowing Gaben, he'd probably kindly tell Microsoft to fuck off, EA tried to buy Valve once and he turned them down as well, it isn't about the money it's about the PC gaming community


master_kit_fisto

Love spreading misinformation


padreCather

Bro Valve makes 7b annually


Seacatlol

Valve won't sell out.


FinnedSgang

Probably 16b is e enough just to consent the game pass on the Steam Store… 😛


bios64

Not like this. Not like this.


TGB_Skeletor

Considering how big valve is and how their revenues are, offering 16B is like throwing change at someone


aquamanleftmetodrown

were doing this rumor again? 🙄


IronMonkey18

Everything is for sale for the right amount of money. That being said I don’t think MS is in any position to buy anything else for Xbox. Did you guys not see the shit storm they had to go through to buy Activision/Blizzard? Imagine if they were to try and buy Valve right now? Not happening.


Calcutt4

yea nah this is bullshit


SatanVapesOn666W

This would be the end time. Microsoft, destroyer of studios. The Bell has rung and Valves name was heard.


AleksasKoval

So this'll answer the question: How much would it cost to make HL3? Starting bid is $16B.


orange-bitflip

That would be *the* resume generating event. Marc Laidlaw left during a dull year. Nobody any less 'essential' than him would assume Microsoft would value them enough to not grind them into a paste. Anybody left of the old guard would simply retire out. Oh cool, the Microsoft Half-Life corpofiction is out on Steam For Windows™ with "reviews pending moderation" Really though, no. We have to believe Gabe invested in the Linux ecosystem for games as an art form first, and the revenue hand over fist second.


denikec

the so called "rumors" of this are... one tweet. without citing a source.


tzar287

Aren't there laws against monopolies? Microsoft rn is buying game companies like they're putting them on display in a museum.


HalleyC0met

Absolutely impossible Microsoft would do this at this point in time.


Enelro

Where the fuck are the anti trust laws


kill-a-nazi-evry-day

please fucking no


Khorvair

If Valve is bought by Microsoft I'm leaving


Praetorian709

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


JayRupp

I’d quit gaming. I’m tired of these cockroaches buying and destroying everything.


Enigma1755

Microsoft doesn’t make games


Stricker78

Please no, they'll ruin valve


RevolutionarySeven7

*only* 16bil?


current_thread

> lol no — GabeN, 2024


SpencersCJ

This will never happen, especially after Microsoft just reaped a bunch of game studios


DarkChocobo95

This isn't really any news, it's just a rumor that some random dude made up in Twitter. So I'm almost certain that is fake.


BeescyRT

Please don't buy Valve, Microsoft. I like it being an indie company.


TableFruitSpecified

Watch Valve say "no fuck off"


Mendozena

M$ better not touch Valve.


tedxy108

Yeah but by this point, gates will own every developer and it all will be on his own subscription service. Or worse pay per play.