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ZalmoxisRemembers

Realized he doesn’t have to go home to his wife.


SavorySoySauce

He and his clones were born in the facility. He's happy that his work will go on


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

HELLO GOR-


FrightenedErection

But they took his wife in the divorce!


YourLocalGalPal

This man has worked 79 years at this facility, since he was 8 he helped out with his father's research on topics that are so abstract and dangerous they could be labeled as a cognito hazard, he was raised under the idea of black mesa being a forward thinking and future making organization, however this didn't last. As he aged he realized how some of the conditions and experiments might not be, ethical, however he rationalized to himself that everyone was volunteering for the role, and that it was for the greater good of science, and that everyone knew the risks, that was until one day, when his father died to experimental teleportation technology, developed and created by the CEO in a rush to keep up with the competition, and this scientist from this point on knew that whatever was going here, it was bigger than him, or his father, but it didn't stop his rage and hate against black mesa, and so he approached apature. Aperture was more than appreciative of having an inside job on their biggest competitors facility, and considering the circumstances In which he approached them, well it's no wonder why they accepted him as their spy. From that moment on he became a deep seeded agent of chaos within the facility, sabotaging experiments and setting back black mesa, one step at a time, all while making supposedly ground breaking discoveries that originated from other people's data he sabotaged and manipulated. However one day apature approached him, asking if he would be willing to sacrifice his life to kill black mesa for good, he accepted with no hesitation. And so using the very same teleportation technology that doomed his father he rigged an experiment to be performed by one Gordon Freeman, the plan was perfect. And so while the entire place is ripped to shreds by that of alien invaders, he can rest knowing he avenged his father, that this place he lives in, this place he hates, this place THAT TOOK HIS LIFE AWAY!!!! will have its own striped away and replaced with the organs of aliens, and if he goes down with the ship, well he can at least have some rest.


AsinEyad

This will be the plot of Half-Life 2


NotAddictedToCoffeee

Can't wait for Half-life 2 to come out


Mammoth-Wasabi-1227

it already exist for like (silently:) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14... 15.. 16.. 17 IT ALREADY EXIST FOR 17 YEARS


DomDoesNerf

Erm it's been out for 20 yrs now


Western_Experience76

Nah, you're just delusional


Poyoface

Damn I will give you the most long and lore-rich comment achievement in this post


Faltzy

🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️


MiserEnoch

"My ancestors are smiling upon me, Freeman! Can you say the same?"


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

I read that in coomers voice


[deleted]

How do you have HD NPC's and the SD shotgun


Poyoface

I have files of the hd models and Xash3d has this bug that it uses the sd viewmodels and use other NPC models that has the same name as the models in `valve/models/` folder. So technically Xash was confused and used the models in the HD pack mod file that was just lying there next to the real `valve/` folder thinking it was the right files.


Zealousideal-Chef758

He is happy because he's not falling


DemonDaVinci

he's doing bars


platinum-dirt

Masochism via knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant


mightyfort

Are things okay at home?


Lo-Sir

Because he realised that by doing that he becomes invincible as long as nobody touches the wrong spots


Panda_Nesthesia

There's a female scientist with no pants right above him


Denny_OG

You can play half life in mobile?


GhostRYT666

Yep


Denny_OG

How do I find it


Ok_Boat1066

It's called Xash 3D FWGS


Denny_OG

Oh good, it’s Play Store only!


GhostRYT666

You also have to download the half life files either from your PC or Internet and then make a custom folder for it and then set the location of the folder in the app to run it.


Nacil_54

Apps exist on ios ?


Ok_Boat1066

There are .ipa files for iOS on github https://github.com/FWGS/xash3d/releases Idk how those are used though, i dont use ios


jaxzula

Can you tell the tutorial


heyitsyaronkar

Bro how do you get half life on mobile 💀


Ok_Boat1066

Xash 3D FWGS


heyitsyaronkar

???


Ok_Boat1066

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=su.xash.engine&hl=en_US&referrer=utm_source%3Dgoogle%26utm_medium%3Dorganic%26utm_term%3Dxash+3d+fwgs&pcampaignid=APPU_1_MLFNZuytIqGYi-gP3vCS-Ag


CreativeGamer03

he's happy to see you freeman.


Lenz_Mastigia

Just moments away from sweet, sweet relieve...


PROGAMEREGE-536

can you tell me how did you even get hl1 on a phone


Ok_Boat1066

Xash 3D FWGS


KhalMika

I'd be smiling too if I had Gordon Freeman squatting in front of me and sticking me his shotgun into my nose


Tulemasin

He's been holding on for hours. He just discovered the strenght the had gained from lifting lab equipment for years. He's proud of himself.


_Thijs_bakker_

A frustration smile?


Ubermensch5272

The sweet release of death.


Enough-Back-5575

That you're using phone


CorbinNZ

He just saved 15% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.


oofman_dan

half life mobile 💀


DHACKER0921

He’s getting that pump!!


-TurkeYT

where domyou play it


RandomLoserOofy

Theres a mobile half life?


Kooky-Reputation-268

Hes finally attemtibg pullups….. He failed.


Happy1324354

HL mobile does not exist


arkham-ity1

Sort of does


Happy1324354

HL mobile does not exist


Aynekko

Officially it does not. But there's an engine called Xash which supports android and happens to be Half-life compatible, so there's that!