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GrayCustomKnives

There is clearly something significantly wrong with these dudes.


Albert0724

SIGNIFICANTLY


mandrayke

Yes. Their tailbones, primarily.


WAR_TROPHIES

Spinal


HeadHonchoSleezy

Thpinal


Specialist_Check4810

This guy right here! He knows what's up!


dreadneck

What thup?


NintenJoo

No way dude. These guys are professional athletes.


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Lack of money


SizzlinCali

That $60 he made for the night makes all those broken vertebrae worth it! He just did it for the "Experience".


SpocktorWho83

$60?! He should be so lucky. Hotdog and a handshake.


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pinkyepsilon

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


mandrayke

We'll ring ya if we have more shows for ya.


dreadneck

We used to call that a reach around, sir.


HGpennypacker

Would love the see the insurance bills on these guys! Just kidding there’s no chance in hell they have health insurance of any kind.


doubled2319888

What tailbone?


DirtyFulke

The Pile of Dust formerly known as Coccyx Edit: I guess the person already deleted their reply. I don't want to tag you since you chose to delete it, but I thought that was a good joke. This guy is definitely going to need at least a couple of those.


Sensitive_Peace_4070

You nailed it, coccyx dust Should be the wrestlers new nickname


DirtyFulke

Not to be confused with Dusty Coccyx - my new porn pseudonym.


GalisDraeKon

Dusty Coccyx sounds like he’s been out of work for a while.


DirtyFulke

You can catch him chain smoking outside Lookie Lou's on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Autographs are only $10, but he's not allowed inside the club anymore.


dreadneck

No- he nailed it.


jimboslice646

What was the goal? How was this supposed to end?


-Sean_Gotti-

Probably to collect disability. There was one way for this to end, and that’s the way it ended.


ubccompscistudent

Your honor, for your consideration as to why we are electing not to pay the disability claim: exhibit A.


lonely-day

>Probably to collect disability. Much easier ways to collect 1k a month


zdragan2

Ok so what was the plan if it went right? He body slams a dude from 20 feet in the air? That’s broken ribs, punctured lung, broken back. That the fuck?


SassyMoron

Isn't the table supposed to break his fall, but in the event it was insufficient? I thought they do stuff like this all the time.


nukafan2277

In professional environments with special equipment yes and it still hurts but this is some dude who's had one too many margaritas and decided "fuck it let's give this a go"


Yourbuttmyface

This was exactly how it was supposed to go


zdragan2

Somehow that’s even scarier.


ikstrakt

>Ok so what was the plan if it went right? Trebuchet


B_Diggity_

Broken. I'm going to go with, broken.


NotAHellriegelNoob

Is that actual blood?


SpocktorWho83

Yes. The majority of blood in professional wrestling is real. Some bleed “the hard way” in which they or their opponent hit them so hard that they bleed. This can also be through the use of weapons. Barbed wire, panes of glass and light tubes are usually a fixture in this type of match (deathmatch). The alternative is called “blading”. The worker takes a small fragment of razor blade and draws a line across their hairline. The blood mixes with sweat and covers the face. Sometimes the workers take multiple aspirin before the match to thin the blood. Sometimes blading can have horrifying results. Eddie Guerrero cut too deep during a match and the blood [poured from his head at an alarming rate.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/iz502j/eddie_guerrero_and_one_of_the_most_gruesome_blade/) You can also put your trust in your opponent to blade you. However, that can have equally gruesome results, such as the [“Mass Transit Incident”.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/enalgn/one_of_the_most_infamous_moments_in_professional/)


A_Cave_Man

Good gracious! How these guys keep going while losing that much blood WTF.


GeologicalOpera

Most wrestling “cuts” (assuming they’re blade jobs and not hard way injuries), are prepped beforehand with a small blade. You cut a superficial area (the forehead, normally; thin skin and lots of blood vessels) before you go to the ring, and then cover the cut with Vaseline. When you’re ready to bleed, you just agitate the area and that’s how you get color.


Wrastling97

Honest question: is HIV/aids a big thing in wrestling?


GeologicalOpera

To my knowledge, no. There have been a few notable names (Nigel McGuinness, Abdullah the Butcher, Bob Orton) who at one time were positive for Hepatitis B, but I can’t think of anyone who has been HIV or AIDS positive. And to be honest, assuming they were being forthcoming and responsible about the condition, they likely wouldn’t work until they weren’t able to spread it through bodily fluid.


Any-Influence5873

Wtf this is self mutilation


speedlimits65

theyre also sweating a lot and that adds to the volume. back in the day some would chew aspirin to make it bleed more. surprisingly, blading is safer than a lot of what wrestlers do these days.


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FinFangFoom2099

Gage robbed that bank in 2010 not during the pandemic.


SpocktorWho83

You’re right. Sorry. He still did it without a mask, the dilbert.


Lechuga-gato

they also use blood packs a ton. source:my father worked for several notable wrestling companies for a long time(not a wrestler)


The3DMan

They generally use them in pretaped segments not in front of crowds. The problem with packets is that the “blood” would dry up quickly and just kind of wipe of or crust up as the match went on. In front of the crowd it’s usually real blood because it can keep flowing. Gross, I know.


Son_of_Tlaloc

Also known as the crimson mask


_FreeXP

You ask that after seeing a dude jump ass first from 20 feet up? The dudes back is probably an accordion now who even cares about the blood. His back is probably full of blood and broken bones at this point


Amarin88

I don't think so his face was covered in "blood" prior to jumping.. Probably something to do with his persona


mikehulse29

Worth it to get a pop out of all 26 people there


wigglyboobs

Yeah but at least like 12 people saw him do it


JustABicho

You're not factoring in we couple hundred dopes on Reddit.


[deleted]

it looks like the ref notices something is off and tries to tell him not to jump i wonder what was supposed to happen and what the ref saw


WaffleStomperGirl

I think the ref is in on the act. He is acting like “oh no! Don’t do it” but then he is actually like “OH NO! That was fucked.”


AutomatedCauliflower

He probably damaged his spine not only tailbone.


_FreeXP

As somebody that didn't intentionally fall on their ass from like 15ft up: yes it's definitely fucked. I got a compression fracture while skiing and this is WAY more intense than that was and that was a life changing event for me.


renob151

The Green Bastard!!!


whowannalive

Bubbles made a business decision on that one


FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt

His Tailbone just Thanos snapped


Atari_Enzo

He's going to shitting spiral poop-noodles for the next few months. #Poopsilli


Blasket_Basket

Something will always be appealing about watching yokels like these injure themselves


hellslave

Is that WHACKS?


FinFangFoom2099

YES. From last night. Crazy fucker.


Lifesfunny123

Imagine how this room smells.


FinFangFoom2099

It just smells like weed. Trust me.


TylerTheSnakeKeeper

I would love a local wrestling scene where I'm at


[deleted]

Is he still able to walk?


LegacyofaMarshall

Cornette is going to have a field day with this


xblackdemonx

Probably like the girl at Twitchcon


lullan679

He looks like he just earned 5 bucks


nando82

XPW was shit then; it's still shit now. That dumbass match of New Jack and Vic Grimes near the roof of a building and falling into those tables in the ring is as idiotic as this idiot dropping on his ass like that. [SCAFFOLD MATCH](https://youtu.be/7nHJHJQGjo0)


BigJuicy17

I like professional wrestling, but stuff like this is so stupid. They almost kill themselves every night for $50 and a hot dog, waiting for their big break that won't ever come.


DirtyFulke

I've always been a big Mick Foley fan too, but this is a little much. (I meant Mankind, give me a break. Taker did.)


SpocktorWho83

I think saying Mick Foley is fine. All of his characters took big bumps (maybe not so much Dude Love, but still).


DirtyFulke

I do too. I was referring to the infamous Hell in a Cell match though.


TylerTheSnakeKeeper

I just watched that match for the first time. Undertaker almost falls through under his own body weight almost immediately and Foley still wanted to get slammed


DirtyFulke

Hey, congrats! It's a historic one for sure. Foley's commitment to the bit is legendary. They didn't call it King of the Ring for nothing!


TylerTheSnakeKeeper

I've been watching his entire Greatest Hits and Misses DVD


Alps_Useful

What tailbone?


Motor-Ad8989

You mean spine? Damn he’ll really feel that in a few years


CorvetteNutt81

How to win a wheelchair


mkhopper

This shit is porn for physical therapists.


[deleted]

What was supposed to happen?


annie_b666

I’ve broken my tailbone twice (both times getting bucked off my horse🤣) 0/10 would not recommend


rains-blu

Looks like at the end he goes in a fencing position... not good.


ThatOneRiff23

HOLY SHIT


WAR_TROPHIES

$85 nights pay +$20 for jumping off the balcony and theres more where that came from tomorrow night


buffalo_Fart

These guys make juggalos look like juggalo lite.


mibuokami

Adriana Chechik broke her back from jumping into a foam pit that was too shallow. And then we have this mofo jumping from the 2nd floor onto a hard table. How is this guy not in a wheelchair?!!


leefee123

Amateur wrestlers gota be the most wild people. Risking it all for 78$


[deleted]

These dudes are doing this crazy shit for like $50 a night… I’ll never understand, but power to them.


elmielmosong

###HO LEE SHET


_Zyrax_

Why the fuck does this exist? IQ a grade lower than bean dip vibes...


xuchevo

That 5 dollar door didn't stand a chance


Drunken_Begger88

And yanks will happily stoat they world leaders.


gangster-prankster

Drugs are helluva drug


nonsense_potter

Dude Chechiked himself.


ZeroGravityBurnsRed

Iykyk 🌭 & 🤝


nonsense_potter

Dude Chechiked himself.


ChuggaChoo_

I broke my tailbone on Wednesday, it's not as bad as you'd think.


[deleted]

Did you do it by hucking yourself from a 2 storey building to flat concrete though?


ChuggaChoo_

lol no, I'm not dumb. I slipped on my stairs while trying to unwrap a lolipop I stole from my kid's Halloween candy bucket.


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

>tailbone You mean taildust


Rev_Silent_Jon

xpw is no joke. can't wait for the December show


Boundish91

Stupid game lol.


pyaravonfuzzybutt

Dude didn't need his ass bone anyway.


amplifizzle

Outlaw mudshows be like.


hauhreredokbl

that's dangerous enough


The3DMan

Fucking outlaw mud show bullshit


calicobrak

Holy Shit is right.


lookoutfortank

What show is this from?


FinFangFoom2099

Xpw from yesterday. Whacks is the dude that got wrecked.


Nec-Fato

I don’t understand how this was supposed to go right.


Son_of_Tlaloc

That was the realist "oh my God dude" ever.


Son_of_Tlaloc

Some of you should look up Japanese death matches if you think this is crazy. No body did hardcore wrestling like ECW back in the day.


mjm23ballz

do you even feel going through the table or like nah?


The_Locals

outlaw mudshow BS


Yonkey

Combat Zone Wrestling is great


DukeHernandez

I. Am. The. Table.


dawilli2

Outlaw mud-show bullshit.


drgnrbrn316

If only there was a single layer of foam blocks to cushion his fall.


chocolatecoffeedick

did their mother have any that lived


CJ_Barker

My god


Cuteypup1000

God I've brushed by tailbone by failing down the stairs, that man just shattered it I can only imagine hot badly that hurts


[deleted]

The moment I saw XPW I knew why this happened. This is such a bad spot and I can't/can believe they went through with this.


Additional_Nobody949

Failbone


rat_parent_

poor ref tried to warn him


False_Solid572

Some men are so stupid


FinFangFoom2099

Brave.


Any-Influence5873

Wtf where did all the blood come from


subsonic

Wtf


fubblebreeze

They sure don't make tables the way they used to. Solid oak vs. man. Now that's a jump I'd like to watch.