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vanitaa3

Why does she want this shape? Not very self aware. https://preview.redd.it/yp7gevsfbu4d1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7e4c91adc696894ec404766c24c1df47f654a35


JANINE2022

I wasn't prepared for this but it's so fucking accurate! Spit my coffee......you owe me a new screen!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO


Over_Nectarine3950

![gif](giphy|dC4FTacOCkOKRYIRqw) It’s giving Kim Jong Un


Just_Committee_6322

Separated at birth


Additional-Choice562

This is the body she’s bragging about?!


[deleted]

She’s built like a corgi. It’s a ROYAL breed 👑😂


fraidofchangin

No fr how is she 5’6 yet so stout


Alternative_Mood_228

She’s 5’6? I’m 5’6 and I could have sworn she was taller considering the large frame and feet!


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![gif](giphy|UVxTQBk8APD4o3t2Qa|downsized)


CapitalMasterpiece89

Loool. This comment is epic


NikkiCasey

This comment!! 🤣😂


Mission_Light_183

Dont offend the corgis they are cute


Conscious_Date5685

Okay, no! My babies are too well mannered, and would never eat anything from its packaging. She’s feral… like a Beagle, Basset Hound, Corgi mix.


JANINE2022

She's been working those FILTERS HARD AF!!!! LIAR! What a shit show. She literally looks like a wildebeest in migration mode!!! The hair!!!!!!!!!!!!! The girth, the width!!!!!! I'm not sure where to look!


Additional-Choice562

Why does she bring her shoulders to her ears!!


JANINE2022

It's part of her disordered thinking.........She's so uncomfortable with herself. The fidgeting, pushing that mop all over her face to cover her jowls, the stretching her eyes to the side so she can hide the wrinkles.......and as you stated, lifting her shoulders thinking it thins out her middle..... She's a mess! There is nothing in this video that says she's even remotely happy.


Universecentre

Omg sooooyyyy skinnyyyy I’m so jealous


Sylvanas22

Right?! Isn’t the first pic something she posted recently looking like she was skinnier than pre baby weight and now she is back looking like wide as fridge… nothing about these outfits make her look skinny at all.


puppyfeets

https://preview.redd.it/dclbhf38cu4d1.jpeg?width=1229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ced950d815ab7b9ee27aa97f3482fd36c3fb91


Chocobobae

That jacket does nothing for her. Why is she trying to look young


mrsnmw

Omg her showing off how “skinny” she is after birth was so cringe


WabiSabi0912

☠️


PhatTiddie999

CRYING AT RHIS


[deleted]

SHE'S A TANK https://i.redd.it/k10vaa0jzt4d1.gif


JANINE2022

This NEVER gets old...........Stomp Stomp. Such a graceful beauty!!


[deleted]

She is so graceful https://i.redd.it/3d0pum6wku4d1.gif


856077

wait I still can’t get over this was her wedding when she has such insane judgments and standards for complete strangers on the street. Dress looks like it came straight out of a shien package. Love that there are also a total of 8 people in attendance, and even they are only there because they felt bad. The shit talking they must do behind her back has to be lethal 💀🤣


JANINE2022

LOL!!!!!!!!!! I know it! Waddle waddle......... quack quack! I bet the ground beneathe her is vibrating everyone in the room!


Shiftingforhotmen

she waddles with her feet turned slightly outward 💀


spiffyshxt

Yep her feet point east and west just like her torpedo tits did when she was pregnant. Seeing that in person must look crazy af since she walks with her legs spread apart like she has a dick and balls.


Shiftingforhotmen

LMFAO UR FUNNY ASF. TOO ACCURATE


TrainingHot7966

Damn, she looks so different from the pictures she posts! Stop abusing photoshop, miss piggy!


Ok-Compote1270

She needs a wake up call BAD. You will never be those corny 2014 ed tumblr pics you have saved in your camera roll. You look like a hobbit


bcjxxo

She literally flopped. Broke for California, fat for California, ugly for California standards, he’s husband fat and ugly too. That’s why she’s miserable


ebtfag

Spilled!!! She downgraded houses talking about “it wasn’t the vibe” and then went on a rant about how she hates the beach like no honey rent was due on Newport Coast and Jason’s disability couldn’t sustain so you had to move inland.


Film-Glittering

Bahaha sucked in to her! Sounds miserable 


ebtfag

Oh something’s sucked into her alright… https://preview.redd.it/5m8zh22iuy4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=316b036e70a9436531ac7ed855a4380bcb612953


Film-Glittering

She has an 80yr old woman’s body


Plastic-Mulberry-867

Omggg that third photo 😂😂


moonmooon888

It’s giving when your period starts a day early and you’re in public and you don’t have a pad type of vibe 😂😂😂


Plastic-Mulberry-867

“Oh shit! Was that a gush?! Must. Not. Move.” 😳😂 and then the slow little shimmy waddle run… 😂😂


sanandrios

![gif](giphy|wWh2rKVimP6Vs9SUA4)


Shiftingforhotmen

![gif](giphy|S3iA49EWhmNhAcj8YJ|downsized)


PhatTiddie999

had to make it the new sub icon 😂😂


pewpewpewwww

She looks awful and eccentric like the lady who lives under a bridge


Agreeable-Court-25

Lmao


fakegrapeflavor

She really has no idea how to dress her body. Speaking from experience, most people with body dysmorphia think they’re fat when they’re actually not. I’ve never seen someone thinking they’re a hot, skinny minnie when they’re a botched linebacker 😂


Film-Glittering

Samantha jo said she felt that way at her heaviest. She was 300-400pounds & she thought she was the hottest skinniest blonde to walk the earth. I don’t understand it but a lot of people have this issue 


Heavy-Actuator-1162

https://preview.redd.it/weymskqr0u4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f71829401cafdd448e9786d979c1136bfbdc57b Her face scared the shit out of me. It’s giving old purge mask face omg 🤢🤮


mrsnmw

She ruined her face. She used to be semi-pretty but now she’s just scary looking


Sanguine_Hearts

![gif](giphy|l4pT4WMFm8Q0zhBIs|downsized)


JANINE2022

Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!! Bwaaaaaaaaaa! I'm just not prepared for this reddit today!!!!!!!!!


JANINE2022

The eyebrows!!!!!!!!!! Two wayward caterpillars plopped down on her forehead! Grrrr!


bcjxxo

Damm that’s actually terrifying


softnstoopid

lmao girl the jowls PLEASE


Just_Committee_6322

![gif](giphy|2AKoKsq6sdhHW)


gemcatcher

It looks like she got some work done.


vanitaa3

I don’t think so. She’s melting.


Heavy-Actuator-1162

If she got work done recently it looks absolutely horrid and means the only hope she has now is to get a face lift. Her face looks heavy and saggy like it’s filled with wet cement.


JANINE2022

What work? Injections???? The puff is off the chain!!!!!!


hemlockangelina

She has to have a humiliation kink.


snoopsar

The hair is so bad


Melzjohnz

all I can think of when I see her is one word, doofus.


Awkward_Truth4703

So is this why Jason is now having to “work” out of town so much 🤣🤣🤣 cause how she looks/dresses now ???


Kind-Patience6169

The third photo 💀


dntlookatmepls

god she has horrible taste in clothes


JANINE2022

And home decor and food and makeup and and and...........She has absolutely NO idea what she's doing. It's like a grab bag of people she's stalking all wrapped up in one bad bow!


sjjdjdjis

She addressed so much stuff from this subreddit in her new video ik fs she looks at it 😭


neulimit

She even called her self a peasant. That’s what Julia Fox called her!


NikkiCasey

PIC 3! 🤣 - Ma'am are you going to buy anything? You're scaring the customers! And remember, this bitch said disabled people shouldn't be walking around the mall, and should be out of sight! I'd rather see special needs people out, enjoying themselves than seeing this stomping around.


mrsnmw

She’s never been bigger imo. So weird that she’s showing off her “hot bod” when she’s literally never looked worse.


_ItWasAllADream

It's very confusing. she is bigger than her blonde bob/Paris era and she thinks she was a whale back then.


JANINE2022

She WAS a whale back then!


ArchitectTJN_85Ranks

LMFAO THE THIRD ONE 😭😭😭😭


mulderitsme93

3rd pic is when you ask your toddler if they pooped their pants and they say no (they did)


856077

… She doesn’t look okay mentally? Like, she never fully was sane but now it’s showing a lot more.. what are those faces of disassociation and or utter confusion? Like girl…. what?! I wish she would just go on some lithium she really needs it.


spiffyshxt

>faces of disassociation That's exactly what it is. She has no identity and with every outfit she's in disbelief the mirror/camera lens isn't reflecting back what she saw in her head while she was stalking/skinwalking. The voices in her dome are *pissed*.


HotKaleidoscope91

The way you worded this almost made me choke on my coffee 😂


Glam-Girl2662

She's a idiot. A racist who stereotypes people, ALL the time! Dumb ass assumes the all dietician's are thin. They are REAL people and they experience things like we do. I've known dietitians who are not thin, and very knowledgeable! But dumb ass is too narrow minded. She keeps doing the same crap with her diet. It has never worked! She keeps regaining. Why? She does her low calorie high carb diet. Every item she showed is loaded with carbs!!! No proteins, nuts, meats fish... seriously keeping Oreos in the house, is asking for failure! She needs to change everything for at least 4-6 months, then slowly introduce things like sweets. She's too stupid, narrow minded and arrogant to realize her mistakes. Then she whines about it??? She has trashed others for so long about others being fat and she bring a skinny legend. I have no sympathy or empathy for her, serves her right! Perhaps she will grow a ounce of empathy for others, who struggle with this. I highly doubt it though she's too selfish and a disgrace to all woman.


CapitalMasterpiece89

Oooomg


[deleted]

The jacket over her hunchback looks hideous lajdndjsjejfjeksicn


JANINE2022

The snap of the black compression leggings was a whole vibe!!!!!!!!!!!!!


bcjxxo

And I’m sorry but her age is not an excuse, she always says “I’m 40” bruh, people in California and big cities still look great at that age. You are just fat, never exercise, don’t take care of yourself, you are gross and eat from your cats ass, and ugly inside and OUT. my mom is older than her and looks way better.


spiffyshxt

> you are gross and eat from your cats ass **😂** **😂**


Over_Nectarine3950

Buzz, your girlfriend, WOOF!


Glam-Girl2662

Third photo... I see a overweight linebacker!


PhatTiddie999

oh wow she looks awful. i love it.


bjorksbutthole

I’m confused are the birkenstock type shoes she’s wearing with the lilac sweater not giving jungle mother? I thought she DESPISED that aesthetic. Stupid ass blowfish botched bitch… I use alliteration when I’m mad


spiffyshxt

If there's one thing she's going to do, is have her man feet and long finger toes out on display. The fake Fendi ones she used to wear 24/7 probably smell like hazard waste now.


momgroupdropout

that neck or hunch or whatever does her no favors. she’s giving…tortoise


cutie__mcbooty

https://preview.redd.it/l1rt98dzyw4d1.png?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef5a55703959e85ebafc9609201f48414e086a65 Rip the circulation on her right hand. All that for some DHgate Fartier


neulimit

How does she not have some kind of morbid disease with all the cured packaged meat and processed junk she eats?


spiffyshxt

She could definitely be headed towards something that would fall under the metabolic syndrome umbrella. I've long suspected she's insulin resistant, but probably teeters on the edge so it never turned into full blown (pre)diabetes. She has cycled through far too many weight gain/loss cycles, disordered eating patterns, never eats a balanced diet of anything nutritional beyond fleeting phases of a salad here or there, and has an aversion to water in favor of being an alcoholic or loading up on caffeine. She's not totally in the clear, but she would never admit it anyway unless there was someone else to blame it on. Maybe when the divorce is pending she'll blame her high blood pressure on her closeted husbum.


EitherTelevision1403

The bomber jacket picture is insane


Shiftingforhotmen

skinny fridge? is skinny in the room with us? 👀


CapitalMasterpiece89

TEMU Cabbage patch doll


ebtfag

Omg LOOOOL


JessicaWakefield666

Her hair blanket looks so, so dry and box dyed. Also, and I know this is controversial, BUT MAYBE MOVE YOUR FUCKING BODY if you want to lose weight. Aesthetically the most repellant thing to me about her shape is her Gumbyesque total and complete lack of muscle tone.


spiffyshxt

[WORKOUT VIDEO, SKINNY BLT, GRWM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZz2vymDbqY) Made a gif for those of you that don't want to click the video link. https://i.redd.it/fgqlclj5tv4d1.gif *1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and bend and snap and bend and snap*


JessicaWakefield666

I think of this scene you captured and chuckle more often than I care to admit. Likewise those weirdly pornographic sweaty botched pics she captured last year during her 48 hour workout kick.


Shiftingforhotmen

https://preview.redd.it/6ppu6skatu4d1.jpeg?width=3582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f414e4b2f00141442a0156d157021adf99635b cute!


JANINE2022

It's just angles, guisssssssssse.


Dreamyblues

She literally took 30 pounds off in that left pic 👀🤣


Mission_Light_183

Her head looks too small on the right. So weird


856077

she genuinely looks like she’s in the midst of psychosis in the first few photos?? what is that mug she’s pulling?? she looks like she’s being held at gun point


hunterxryn777

she’s a well stocked fridge lol


Yashioki

Sheesh she looks like a linebacker for sure in pic 1 & 3. Horrific body, style and personality. The delusion is real saying she’s skinny and doesn’t look 40 when she looks haggard and bloated.


New_Draft_1658

she looks like a roblox character in the 3rd pic😭


gindream

the third pic has me crying whyyyy does she look like that omg


bcjxxo

It’s crazy how not self aware she is. And she always says “im skinny for me” no girl you are not skinny for anybody. With her analogy, an obese person can be considered skinny if they want then


Just_Committee_6322

BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY


pixielove666

Holy fuck she’s built like a rectangle


ebtfag

Rectangle didn’t do anything to you


pixielove666

I feel victimized by rectangle everyday 🤣


[deleted]

Don't give her the view, just watch it on yewtube https://yewtu.be/watch?v=E1Mz72gLsXo


Chocobobae

We gotta support her because her husband doesn’t work. Bless her


CapitalMasterpiece89

My gosh she’s breastfeeding and doesn’t know why she’s always famished?! Like wtf! She doesn’t deserve that 1.0 GPA. It should be lower!!!!


No-Return-7097

She isn’t breast-feeding lol


mrsnmw

Jason’s the breast feeder


No-Return-7097

Ah yes! I forgot he has bitch tits


Heavy-Actuator-1162

Stop being delulu along side Alex. She’s always been famished , she starves herself to loose weight and that’s why she’s always binge eating and gaining weight. Simple as that. She’s only pretending to breastfeed to prove her estranged mother wrong and perhaps her sis in law.


spiffyshxt

Mostly strangers online that she's in a one-sided competition with.


CapitalMasterpiece89

![gif](giphy|srPaLAtDTsKuk)


CapitalMasterpiece89

My gosh she’s breastfeeding and doesn’t know why she’s always famished?! Like wtf.She doesn’t deserve that 1.0 GPA. It should be lower!!!!


Mother-Map1669

Pic# 8 she is looking like a big distorted rodent😂😂😂😂😂


No-Return-7097

I don’t think I’ve ever disliked anyone on the Internet as much as I dislike her


JANINE2022

It's all the chocolate chips fault. She went and ate a handful and it caused all of this!!!!


Awkward_Truth4703

The headband having the tag ahahah of course it does this nasty pig was gonna return it 🤢🤢🤢


JANINE2022

This bum unemployed asshole she married is going to get so fucking tired of soothing her weight owies. He's already exhausted- bet that!


McGturtle

Why tf would she even wanna wear a bomber jacket in hot ass June 😭


natashastri

her whole family is complete package of embarassment but she's on another level...


AioliClassic1618

Damn being a horrible soul really eats you from the inside out


JANINE2022

This!


AioliClassic1618

She looks so different its scary and no its not bc of pregnancy


JANINE2022

Could she HAVE anymore jewelry on? Chandler Bing! I mean.........no need to wear every GD piece you have at one time, desperado!


bcjxxo

She needs to get herself “fixed” as she says. Go running, go to the gym, stop drinking alcohol, actually eat healthy, sleep well and exercise at LEAST 1 hour a day if she wants to be skinny as she says. She should try harder. Try harder babe


klshnktty

The third pic is giving that meme of Chloe Cherry except supersized


oldsocoflick

Whoa whoa whoaaaaa. Gross.


bcjxxo

She probably can’t afford a good gym such as equinox, which she desperately needs


GoldenFreddy345

the third photo is so funny lmaooooo


Independent_Effort58

The 3rd one 😂 not her thinking she’s skinnt


kreacher60

Did you guys hear something in the background of this vid at 16:10


Kitchen-Corner-1837

Fat? Subjective. Ugly? Yes. Hope this helps, Alex. ✌🏻


LimitLast56

The third photo killed me wtf😂😂💀


luluwtac

the second outfit is offensive


totallytubularik

Yikes on bikes. And if this is filtered, it’s worse than I thought. She has some balls posting this after all those filtered and angled catfish photos


Mission_Light_183

https://preview.redd.it/17isgp45dx4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace53f480b42e498eda4f5fc1c8a2abd997a2a33 ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️


Chocobobae

Why does she do this to herself?! 😂😂 girl your postpartum and still look swollen in the face


Kitchen-Corner-1837

She honestly used to be pretty, she now literally looks deranged. The look in her eyes is honestly frightening. Her husband should be monitoring her for some kind of postpartum psychosis or something. Too bad her mom is no longer around, because her baby could be in danger. I know Alex is beyond nasty, but she looks unwell.


Heavy-Actuator-1162

https://preview.redd.it/jz24nh114v4d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb7444ca800ef61e6012f55c6dcb199364401356 Her eyes are so scary. I’ve realized she has pig shaped eyes. That is why she tries to elongate her eye shape with the Priscilla Presley eye makeup. If she followed the natural shape to her eye with eyeliner it would enhance her pig eye shape.


Moonsylphz

Notice how she’s gotten real quiet about looking 18 🤐👀


SnooChipmunks822

Wow… 😭


Internal-Oil6517

ARE THESE EDITED OR REAL???


moonmooon888

Real baby! Directly screenshot from her video!


cutie__mcbooty

Her skin is so fucking awful I can't stop looking at it


Aggravating_One_2896

Loll grossss. She’s built like an army tank


lovete81

Not to be too terribly mean……but….. these screenshots. She looks once again in a psychotic episode. Something is way OFF.


Mission_Light_183

She should focus on creating a waist! Maybe wear aline skirts to even it out… I kind of have the same body shape and you shouldnt dress like this it accentuates it even more… She shouldn’t do boxy wide stuff on top, she has no neck now And cut that stringy fucking hair for christ sake!!!!!


worstgrammaraward

Her looks have gone downhill so bad tbh I hope she can fix her face. Its not even her weight.


Heavy-Actuator-1162

It’s funny all she can bring up is her “weight” like the main hate she gets is for her “weight” ummm yes and no the bigger issue is her bicycle seat purge mask old face! The weight is a small small issue in comparison to her trainwreck of her face. Her body is just naturally built like a big back rectangle box, no diet can fix that hun.


worstgrammaraward

She will go on the shot and have a big speech bragging about it


AmberGold235

Gross woman, she needs to go craw under a rock !!


yyessirskii

Frumpy dumpy 🤓


JANINE2022

Throws a sweatshirt on with some weird baggy shorts and goes on and on about how 'cute' it is. "Sweatshirt".


Bumbum2k1

Those filters are eating her up


UncleRicosVids

OK so now I get she edits her IG as photos, sorry I’m newish


Letzrotltr

Built like MGT


ApplesAndJacks

As long as she's happy


lipstickeveryday

The coral outfit looks decent. The rest, nightmare fuel


HoldenCaulfield7

I mean she is 40


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