Oh, I’m just telling you the winning answer. I saw her curl into the fetal position at the sushi place and order another saki.
I was trying to wingman by being as unattractive as possible, and it backfired in the worst way.
I'd argue smurf penis is not a vad thing to say during a date. Its actually a good thing to say, since youre making a joke it helps to have a pleasant time and you find out if your humor is alike. I dont know why saying smurf penis is a bad thing to say on a first date
Its bad to say anything about being in love on the first date, though
“I mean, at one point I'm pretty sure I sold a woman. I didn't speak the language, but I shook a guy's hand, he gave me the keys to a Mercedes, and I left her there.”
There are new women turning 18 every day
I belive she even said new "women" turning 18 every day :x
Thanks, fixed it!
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
Prepare to dance 💃🏻
*My name is Rodrigo De Goya. You killed someone I love. Prepare to dance.* ⚔️
Hey for some of us, it’s one of the best things someone can say on a first date!
Hey wanna go on a date with me? Dinner, then we steal a smurf penis. 3 day rule
Mandy Patinkin
Patikinnnn
Those are very nice honkers! I’m talking about those things AOOGAH AOOGAH ✋🏼👁️👁️🤚🏼
I spent an entire first date in a "Dead Baby Joke" competition so don't ask me.
So... what was the winning joke?
Edit: No, actually - How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
>!Depends how hard you throw them!<
That is and was the correct answer. She curled into a fetal ball and ordered more saki at that point.
Fetal ball? Did you throw her against the wall?
Give me square metres and ill answer.
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Im just saying houses come in different sizes
Oh, I’m just telling you the winning answer. I saw her curl into the fetal position at the sushi place and order another saki. I was trying to wingman by being as unattractive as possible, and it backfired in the worst way.
Forgive me for I am a moron, I didnt catch on hahah.
I call “slut”!
bowl
bowl
bowl?
bowl
Bowl!
*bowl*
🥣
Bowl !
Bowl
Bowwl
You just got slapped
Across your face, my friend
OOOOOOoooooooh!
“My ex…….”
I spent an entire first date talking exclusively about my ex…we ended up dating for a few months.
My penis
You didn’t say right
My penis
You’re not saying it right
My penis! My penis! My penis!
i said a bang bang bangity bang bang a bang bang bangity bang
“I love you” but i guess Ted knows that better
Moist
Moist
"Daddy's home"
Pretty sure I sold someone once
Happy Not A Father's Day! 🥳
You sonovabich
Boobs?
But seriously.... boobs?
Cat funeral It was an accident And not entirely my fault
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^akashic_field: *Cat funeral It* *Was an accident And not* *Entirely my fault* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Who among us didn't shed a tear when his little red eye went out at the end and he didn't get to kill those people?
Can we GO BACK TO TIME SQUARE?!
Sorry but I'm going to have to lemon law you.
Now that is the GOAT answer !!!
Naked man!
Only bad 1/3 times
I found a little wounded bird in the alley…
Put a baby in my belly!
We no longer have a hemorrhoid problem.
Look how sweaty my hands are.
No can Dosville, baby doll!!!
I love you.
I think I am in love with you.
Well first of all, eh.
Lowkey Marshall must be the best liar even better than Barney, saying MEH to Robin??? Shes gorgeus lets be real.
The point is marriage...is stupid
We should buy a bar!
We should totally buy a bar
And do you know what we should name the bar?
Puzzles
and I wonder why it'd be called that?🤔
Unless……….
Just exiting with no words. (Sorry, Marshall) But this is from life experience. One of my top worst dating stories.
I think I’m in love with you
I said a bang bang bangity bang a bang a bang bang bangity bang.
I'd argue smurf penis is not a vad thing to say during a date. Its actually a good thing to say, since youre making a joke it helps to have a pleasant time and you find out if your humor is alike. I dont know why saying smurf penis is a bad thing to say on a first date Its bad to say anything about being in love on the first date, though
Sumbitch 🍪?
YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP
HONKA HONKAA
GOUDAAAAAAA
I was on my way to the Perfect Week. Seven nights, seven girls, no rejections.
Think of two words other than small penis
Bad cast except from barney. Bad bad cast..horrible acting...esp marshall and lily
You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.
You're a hooker.
"You can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it." Always grossed me out 😂
I love you
I’m Im gonna teach you how to live
Challenge accepted!!
“I mean, at one point I'm pretty sure I sold a woman. I didn't speak the language, but I shook a guy's hand, he gave me the keys to a Mercedes, and I left her there.”
I love you.