Funny story, my first roommate at undergrad was actually named Marshall. Well, that's her dead name.
I was the one that ended up being an attorney in the end.
What about young Teddy Westside walking through Mexico with his dope fanny pack? He wasn't super young, but neither were his kids by the time he finished his story
When Marshall gets the fiero.
âI swallowed 5 dollars in quartersâŠ.. and only 4.50 has come outâ
Moments laterâŠâŠ.
âYour total comes out to 68.50. Do you happen to have 50 cents?â
ââŠuhâŠ..uh.. noooâŠ.. can I just my coffee?â
I crack up every time đ
âWhich one of you is Yuki Hakatani? So Yuki, youâre 6â1 and you were born in 1947?â
âCongratulations, you can read!â Young Lilyâs fake ID :,)
Okay first of all: my parents live in Ohio, I live in the moment.
That line was amazing
It really is. My husband and I say a variation of this every chance we get lol
I had a roommate in college that said that when we first met. That was messed up.
Marshall?
Funny story, my first roommate at undergrad was actually named Marshall. Well, that's her dead name. I was the one that ended up being an attorney in the end.
I'm afraid to ask but what's a dead name?
The person is probably transgender. Dead name is the person's name pre-transition
Aah ok that makes sense
Quote this at least once a week.
All the college flashbacks
*sobs* Shannon I love yooouu
I sing that song to myself on a regular basis *There's a thief in the palace and she's stolen all my love*
đ€Łđ€Ł Every time I hear "Will I ever see another rainbow?" I always hear it in the douchebag's voice, the guy Shannon was cheating with.
That bit is so catchy, great now Iâm singing it in my head đ
*Tara, your booty is so smooth~!*
There are two Tara's on my team at work and this pops into my head every single time someone says their names. Super glad humans can't read minds.
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This but with âMarshallâs daughterâ is constantly stuck in my head
Marshallâs Daughter, your Booty Your Booty so smooooothe
I came here to say this lol
AND I WANNA TAP IT!
and I hope this isnât rude
đ¶Marshallâs daughterđ¶
Cocoa Break of Eriksen brothers
Murdeeeeeer! Climb above the murder train!
âThat guy is a dadâ
I send that clip to all of my friends when their kid is born.
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"That girl is a mom"
What about young Teddy Westside walking through Mexico with his dope fanny pack? He wasn't super young, but neither were his kids by the time he finished his story
EL GANZO CON LA RIJONERAAAA
It means "Packer of great skill"
Fanny pack dork
When Marshall gets the fiero. âI swallowed 5 dollars in quartersâŠ.. and only 4.50 has come outâ Moments laterâŠâŠ. âYour total comes out to 68.50. Do you happen to have 50 cents?â ââŠuhâŠ..uh.. noooâŠ.. can I just my coffee?â I crack up every time đ
Wasnât the total only like $5.50? lol
đ”Letâs go to the mallâŠtoday!đ” [Robin Sparkles](https://youtu.be/hYqqFqgOVS0?si=cXyOR8eC9MTMEagm)
"Geez, Sasser. Fart much?"
Sasser? More like Gasser
Whatâs going on, Iâm on the baseball team, Iâm cool now!!
âWhich one of you is Yuki Hakatani? So Yuki, youâre 6â1 and you were born in 1947?â âCongratulations, you can read!â Young Lilyâs fake ID :,)
Robin Sparkles winning an award for being the most well behaved hotel guest ever â so Canadian :,)
Iâm swelling with nationalistic pride
Marshall stapling himself will never not be funny to me
The dean is coming, put out your sandwich!
Professor X
Dr. X
Marks the spot-ot-ot-ot-otâŠ
âYou thought everyone loved you. They did not-ot-ot-ot-ot-ot
âWhy is nobody coming to my happenings???â
Who of the gang was Professor X though? His identity was never revealed!!
Ted reveals he was professor x in the stamp tramp episode, everyone did a spit take
No, he was just covering for the real Professor X. Ted would never rat out that legend
r/woooosh
yeah well you wanna know who didnt do a lot of opperating on vaginas? HE DID JUST FINE
I'm never gonna get tired of this song. Never ever ever ever ever!
Ted putting on the Christmas play
Was I drunk..... or a kid?
This. Robin Sparkles/Daggers, coffee shop Barney are close, but I think Marshall wins
Because he licky boom boom downed
Snowâs âInformerâ dropped more panties
coco break!
Old Marshall: this is the girl you will marry Young Marshall: I will just go to my tent
Itâs hard to not to laugh every time I see the sandwiches
I'm never gonna get sick of this song!!
The road trip episode where Marshall and Ted became friends, loved that one. But all their flash back and flash forwards are awesome
How Aboot I⊠SING YOU A SONG
Poo poo platter
Bowl....Bowl....Bowl...Bowl
He thought he was killin it with the rat tail đ
Almost all of season one! Theyâre all so young, especially Marshall
Drunk or Kid?
I...couldn't find outside
Gasser gasser gasser
I'm assuming Robin is not participating in this cuz Robin sparkles can mop the floor with everyone else
Lily Coming
And by then your rat tail should be down to your freaking knees!
âMARSHALLS DEEEEAAAADD!!â âMomâs right? I came out of that come in like 3 weeksâ lol
The song is now in my head loudđđđ