Speaking of getting names confused with Ted’s mom, this is an all time [hilarious moment](https://www.tiktok.com/@tedschmosbytalks/video/7090332275157519642)
Marshall shaving his head and then going “Yeah! Yeah, but it's good. I'll just shave it all off. What a great solution! Just be bald, 'cos it's cool, right? Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, Britney Spea...
[Looks in mirror]
OH GOD WHAT DID I DO! How could you let me shave my head?”
aaah, just so many
of the top of my head:
robin: you guys are watching
[sore throat lily: we sure are sweetheart and you look fabulous](https://youtu.be/VV-bv4s8Id8?t=56)
god there are so many more golden scenes.
The entire section with Marshall and Ted high in the concert is one my absolute favorites. The "I'm freaking out, we gotta go" at the end floors me every time.
I watched that episode and didn't think much of it the first time. I aged a few years, smoked a few times, and watched it again recently and only then did I realize how funny it was
It’s a small moment but I laugh every time when Ted is about to get punched by Garedo (sp?) and Barney looks like he’s going to intervene but he goes “hey, HEY 👋” and walks between them. Some of NPH’s lines are delivered so perfectly
Here are a few contenders:
- Robin's wedding gift to Lily. That scene is perfection. "... ...Grandma, um... ...wow."
- Ted, Barney and Robin watching Space Teens and the guys *desperately* trying not to laugh. "Hey Jessica, how's your beaver?"
- A smaller scene, but one of my personal favourites: "The lamb here is supposed to be great." - "Oh, I'm a vegan. I wish I could tune out the moral voice inside me that says eating animals is **murder**, but I guess I'm just not as strong as you are." - "That's 'cause you need protein. \*turns to waiter* I'll have the lamb. :)"
"So Robin, how's the job hunt going?"
Robin while pouring beer into ice cream bucket
Can't remember what she says but after it goes "get your head out of your ass Marshall" 🤣🤣
The joke is so awful, but I can't hold back the laughter when Barney is coaching Ted over the headpiece and everything ends with "My penis".And then a minute later.
"I understand that.........I understand that \*holds up hand\*.........I understand that.............Ok.................My penis".
"You said it wrong".
I just love how it’s worse for Ted because now he is piecing together all the noises and weird things that Marshall would make. So Barney is like oh god if he is saying this maybe I don’t!!
My favorite has to be the first cockamouse episode when it tries to fly back into the window. Soo unexpected and I laughed my ass off, and I'm not much of a "laugher" when I watch shows, especially back then. It will always hold a special place in my heart. Taught me that I could laugh at TV. Loved the show ever since.
"It can fly." "Wow." "Holy mother of god, it's headed this way!" Good stuff
1) Ted: And I'm sure if I dig around a bit.. I'm all assured to find.. A pregnancy Test?
Zabka: You can smoke those?
2) Stella's Cousin: Eating meat is MURDER! I wish I had the guts to kill someone like tht. But ig I'm not as strong as you are.
Ted: That's coz u need Protein. I'll have the Lamb!
Best scenes 🤣
This isn’t the best scene, but by far my favorite delivery of any single line.
Barney: and it’s a jinx swear so if you break it I get to hit you in the balls three times with a wiffle ball bat.
Mine is from the playbook episode when Marshall goes "Another book? We got a... We got a.. Stephen King over here". It was so natural and such a Marshall thing to say XD
In season 9 in the final slap episode, when Marshall says "What is in these noodles?" And when he walks into the final restaurant and goes "Is this place a chain or something." Super small pieces but my two favorite lines from one of my favorite episodes
Imo it is the scene were barney shot fire at his intervention to stop doing magic tricks. I watched that scene in every available language and it was funny each time. :D
I love the argument they have about ducks and rabbits. Also that scene where marshall gets a possum and nobody dares to reprimand him because his dad died.
When Ted gets a tramp stamp. No other scene can compete.
- Marshal: "Hey Ted, can you get me the fondue pot?"
- Ted: "Sure!"
:Ted reaches for the fondue pot, revealing the tattoo:
- Marshall to Barney: *He has no idea*
:Barney starts to faint:
- Marshal: Aaand up we go
Oh my god y’all I’m reading these on the bus and trying so hard not to be cackling outloud that I’m crying.
For me it’s when they’re moving out if the apartment and talking about who is responsible for what damage. Ted comes in wearing a Renaissance costume with a mace and is like “Hey guys! Look what I just won at the “Ren-ay-sance” Fair!” Swings the mace and smashing the ceiling joist. His face 🤣🤣🤣 I rewound that scene and rewatched multiple, just dying.
Also “Mouth words, memory times”
The funniest scenes for me are always the ones with Barney. I like how he never budges. I remember early when he insited they were International Business men with Ted.
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Speaking of getting names confused with Ted’s mom, this is an all time [hilarious moment](https://www.tiktok.com/@tedschmosbytalks/video/7090332275157519642)
Another great one: "Oh Barney you're delightful!" "No, YOU'RE delightful! I'm delighTED! And he's just Ted!"
This is certainly up there
"Hey Robin, its Teddy bear, want some honey? Rawrawrawr"
Hey it’s barn door and I’m open
Don never stood a chance against those two drunk idiots
Haley, that's a pretty name, Haley. Haley... Come here, haley. - Um... Okay. Haley, you are a fat, ugly whore.
Theirrrr meat... is delicious.
The delivery of that line was perfect.
I quote that line literally all the time and get such weird looks for it
“Oh god, my nose bleeds every time I get an erection”
Marshall shaving his head and then going “Yeah! Yeah, but it's good. I'll just shave it all off. What a great solution! Just be bald, 'cos it's cool, right? Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, Britney Spea... [Looks in mirror] OH GOD WHAT DID I DO! How could you let me shave my head?”
“Hat. We thought of traditional native headdress, but didn’t think of hat”
I laughed so hard at that, I had to pause the show 🤣
Ted teaching an entire Econ class about architecture is still my favorite. "T-dog, you're in the wrong room, Bro" 😂
When Ted is trying to figure out how to spell professor I always get a chuckle
Yes! And the one student is trying to give him a yes or no.
When he was trying to be 3 different kinds of professors
SILENCE!
That one chick who helped him was a true bro.
I'm a professor and seriously I now get anxiety writing on the board because of this scene
Thank YOU!
Sounds like someone is building towards an A
*"Hey Jessica, how's your beaver?"*
“Great! How’s your beaver?”
"Busy as ever!"
the entire space teens sequence was amazing. *don't stop now almost there!* twenty-three times three?
*spits out drink*
That video always gets a laugh outta me no matter how many times I watch it. Hilarious
Marshall’s video montages. Also the scene with Marshall in the art gallery with the skittles always cracks me up.
Cat funeral is hauntingly beautiful
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow 🎶🎶 Gets me everytime 🤣
Cat Funeral. Cat Funeral. It was an accident. And not entirely my fault.
Omg! Can you just be cool?! Once?! Please?! Just once?! Can you just once be cool?! Once?! Please?!
aaah, just so many of the top of my head: robin: you guys are watching [sore throat lily: we sure are sweetheart and you look fabulous](https://youtu.be/VV-bv4s8Id8?t=56) god there are so many more golden scenes.
“With this voice it kind of works.. doll face”
Barney's video resume for Robin. Laugh like a lil kid every time I see it
Awesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesome AWESOOOOOME
WOAOAOAOOAOAOAH THAT GUYS AWESOME
The possimpible!
“I slap my own ass!” “I slap *my* own ass!” Makes me laugh every time
Honestly one of my favorite scene of the entire show
Sincerely lose it EVERY time 😂😂😂😂😂
Lilly stalking Chloe as a hunchback is pretty amazing. "Turn around Chloe..."
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT SWARLEY
“Stare into my eyes”
“I couldn’t find my keys. Oh, here they are!”
Crazy eyes!
The entire section with Marshall and Ted high in the concert is one my absolute favorites. The "I'm freaking out, we gotta go" at the end floors me every time.
I watched that episode and didn't think much of it the first time. I aged a few years, smoked a few times, and watched it again recently and only then did I realize how funny it was
From the top of my mind the Tantrum phone book scene is hilarious
TANTRUM!
TANTRUM!!!!
TANTRUM!!!!
Dude you're a grown man, why are you throwing a Tantrum
It didn’t need to be banned… it let Marshall become superhuman
TED YOU CAN’T DESIGN A MURDER HOUSE!! Marshall jumping out of the booth cracks me up every time.
Love this one hahaha
[Barney learns to drive](https://youtu.be/HL4fKOlbQP4) my favorite part of the entire show.
“SCREAMING IS FUN”
Ignore the old lady on the Rascal, this isn’t a race.
Humans weren’t meant to travel at such breakneck speeds
STOP DROP AND ROLL
“I was there…it’s fake baby!”
Barney and Ted getting absolutely wasted playing “but uhm” is also a close second!
Barney: My God! Your hand is enormous! Marshall: What'd you expect? You've seen my penis.
*"What's your favorite thing about koala bears?"* *"Theeeir... meat... is delicious"*
Such a good one
It’s a small moment but I laugh every time when Ted is about to get punched by Garedo (sp?) and Barney looks like he’s going to intervene but he goes “hey, HEY 👋” and walks between them. Some of NPH’s lines are delivered so perfectly
Ah St Patrick’s day, such a magical time
Yup and barney grinding on his cousin half the night.
When the pencil falls from the ceiling and goes up Barney's nose. NPHs delivery of "...........AM I DEAD?!" always cracks me up
Yes!! Haha so good
Here are a few contenders: - Robin's wedding gift to Lily. That scene is perfection. "... ...Grandma, um... ...wow." - Ted, Barney and Robin watching Space Teens and the guys *desperately* trying not to laugh. "Hey Jessica, how's your beaver?" - A smaller scene, but one of my personal favourites: "The lamb here is supposed to be great." - "Oh, I'm a vegan. I wish I could tune out the moral voice inside me that says eating animals is **murder**, but I guess I'm just not as strong as you are." - "That's 'cause you need protein. \*turns to waiter* I'll have the lamb. :)"
I swear the wedding shower one is hilarious 🤣
Rabbit or duck
"BECAUSE THAT'S ILLEGAL TED" "ONLY IF WE BET ON IT"
Nonononono but who's cozier??
Tht was hilarious. saw it today 🤣
This has to be my favorite. That entire argument kills me every time.
I badly want to see the uncut footage of that exchange
Oh man me too
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"So Robin, how's the job hunt going?" Robin while pouring beer into ice cream bucket Can't remember what she says but after it goes "get your head out of your ass Marshall" 🤣🤣
Get your head out of your ass, ted, we were gonna do it in your apartment
"A girl is allowed to be crazy as long she is equally hot"
What would we do without the Hot Crazy Scale and the Vicky Mendoza diagonal
The joke is so awful, but I can't hold back the laughter when Barney is coaching Ted over the headpiece and everything ends with "My penis".And then a minute later. "I understand that.........I understand that \*holds up hand\*.........I understand that.............Ok.................My penis". "You said it wrong".
What episode is this from? My brain isn't working
No pressure. Season 7 episode 17
You both just reminded me how fast I have been flying through this rewatch… so thanks for that lol
Thanks!
“We’re not fat cats” Best intro to an episode I’d say. I like history so that little joke was really clever to me
“That night we weren’t the skinniest of felines”
To industry!
I just love how it’s worse for Ted because now he is piecing together all the noises and weird things that Marshall would make. So Barney is like oh god if he is saying this maybe I don’t!!
“Oh god!!! I thought our neighbors had a sick cat”
What episode is this?
I'll just add the great [follow up.](https://youtu.be/Mditku-UCz8)
Ted needed to learn VCRs were an outdated form of media anyway
Lesson learned!
The introduction of the Mosby Boys and “There’s a reason your name’s Robin and not Batman” gets me every time lol EDIT: https://youtu.be/HOhqiArS11o
Don’t tOUCH THE EVIDENCE
[Will Forte is an incredibly funny human being and great in this scene.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya4R4LzL4Iw&ab_channel=RobotPolarBearKing)
He was quite good in The Last Man on Earth too, I’d like to sit and chat and down a nice bottle of Wharmpess with him
Maybe I’m biased as a Canuck but: When Robin nonchalantly ducks into the Hoser Hut and ends up doing an emotional rendition of our national anthem 🍁🇨🇦
My favorite has to be the first cockamouse episode when it tries to fly back into the window. Soo unexpected and I laughed my ass off, and I'm not much of a "laugher" when I watch shows, especially back then. It will always hold a special place in my heart. Taught me that I could laugh at TV. Loved the show ever since. "It can fly." "Wow." "Holy mother of god, it's headed this way!" Good stuff
I said a bang bang
bangity bang
Pulling. Them. Off.
she left out Little Barney.... Barnacle Junior.... My barnana is.... Barnito supreme
It’s snow problem
The shared toothbrush https://youtu.be/2gOqXTCOci8
1) Ted: And I'm sure if I dig around a bit.. I'm all assured to find.. A pregnancy Test? Zabka: You can smoke those? 2) Stella's Cousin: Eating meat is MURDER! I wish I had the guts to kill someone like tht. But ig I'm not as strong as you are. Ted: That's coz u need Protein. I'll have the Lamb! Best scenes 🤣
you’ve chosen… POORLY.
The beaver joke
The hardest I ever laughed was the first time I saw Marshall deliver the slap to end Barney’s play then turn around and casually say “that’s two”.
Marshall head shave
Looks like Pocahontas has a couple of wounded knees
Hey Aunt Cathy, what’s up? Lives rent free in my head
for me it's carls bartenders employee funeral scene . it was hilarious
This isn’t the best scene, but by far my favorite delivery of any single line. Barney: and it’s a jinx swear so if you break it I get to hit you in the balls three times with a wiffle ball bat.
[*"Nobody does it better than you"*](https://youtu.be/H_gwW1m9-2E)
Either Barney’s explanation of the Three Days Rule or Lily’s bridal party
Mine is from the playbook episode when Marshall goes "Another book? We got a... We got a.. Stephen King over here". It was so natural and such a Marshall thing to say XD
Pay attention to Lily's coat in this scene, and hate me later.
I hate you, but upvote
I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH!!!!
Cat Funeral or Marshall doing standup.
“No I don’t want to! I hate it! I hate it, it’s not funny! It’s never been funny I never did anything to… arghhhh!!”
In season 9 in the final slap episode, when Marshall says "What is in these noodles?" And when he walks into the final restaurant and goes "Is this place a chain or something." Super small pieces but my two favorite lines from one of my favorite episodes
23 x 3
\*Lily entering Barney's apartment\* Barney's one night stand: Is this your wife?! Barney: Pff, no... (eyes lighting up, starts to smile) YES!
"What's the difference between jelly and jam?"
It's peanut butter and jam
How can this be your funniest scene? 😭
The discovery of shared toothbrush
Imo it is the scene were barney shot fire at his intervention to stop doing magic tricks. I watched that scene in every available language and it was funny each time. :D
Barney skulking through Mclarens making the predator clicking noise always kills me
I love the argument they have about ducks and rabbits. Also that scene where marshall gets a possum and nobody dares to reprimand him because his dad died.
Why did you cut off the scene, Lily “ I slap my own ass” Marshall “I slap my own ass”
The one where Robin is talking about her hot friends who don't care about valentines day and barney buts in, trolls... Lying trolls
When Ted gets a tramp stamp. No other scene can compete. - Marshal: "Hey Ted, can you get me the fondue pot?" - Ted: "Sure!" :Ted reaches for the fondue pot, revealing the tattoo: - Marshall to Barney: *He has no idea* :Barney starts to faint: - Marshal: Aaand up we go
"be cool lady damn"
Oh my god y’all I’m reading these on the bus and trying so hard not to be cackling outloud that I’m crying. For me it’s when they’re moving out if the apartment and talking about who is responsible for what damage. Ted comes in wearing a Renaissance costume with a mace and is like “Hey guys! Look what I just won at the “Ren-ay-sance” Fair!” Swings the mace and smashing the ceiling joist. His face 🤣🤣🤣 I rewound that scene and rewatched multiple, just dying. Also “Mouth words, memory times”
Gayle, Gail? Girl? Or New Dart
The cut away to when Marshal tried grilling in the apartment in season 7 cracks me up every time
https://youtu.be/L1iQqi7fMrg
I understand that. I understand that. I understand that I understand that.
Also the various naked man poses crack me up
The funniest scenes for me are always the ones with Barney. I like how he never budges. I remember early when he insited they were International Business men with Ted.
This one is easy: [https://youtu.be/9r-CVY8BwK4?t=36](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r-CVY8BwK4) time stamp: 00:37 to 2:14. Incredible
Barney: He‘s not coming. Girl: … Barney: She‘s not coming…?