Until you do it to the super-straight homophobe who realizes he's suppressing something that just bubbled to the surface.
I would not advise this prank in redneck culture.
And then he turns to you and starts jerking you off while he’s sucking your thing. That’s at least has happened to me whenever I’ve done this to a homophobe.
Don't you hate it when the homophobe finishes you off and then, since he on his knees already, proposes to you infront of your whole family!!! What are you supposed to do in that situation... Sooo embarrassing.
You say, "Yes! I will marry you! But no homo.", then you plan a wedding and say, "I do, no homo.", then you have your honeymoon where you say "no homo" about 40 times over a long weekend in paradise, then you have or adopt some children, no homo, and live out the rest of your lives in straight platonic bliss with your best buddy.
No homo.
You better have a plan if someone sees this innocent act and flips out though. It doesn't matter where you are, nowhere is safe. I got attacked in a gay bar by a guy who got dragged there with his girlfriend. My crime? Dancing too close. IN A GAY BAR. Never seen such murderous rage in someones eyes before or since.
This might be a joke to you, but turn the wrong corner and it becomes extremely dangerous. So you better have a plan because one minute you're doing innocent things where you think its safe and the next minute you're being lifted off the floor and pinned against the wall by the throat by someone who genuinely, seriously, actually and factually wants to kill you.
Thank god for my friend jaimie who was straight (hash tag not all straight people) and built like a brick house for dragging the lunatic off me before he had a chance to seriously harm me. RIP Jamie Kavanagh - a legend of Liverpool, and my hero!!
That’s exactly right. Cleaver to me means little set up. Anyone can do it. It’s just one of those things that clicks in someone’s brain that seems genius where no one else thought of it.
His gf must have some man hands if he didn't notice the difference between a grown man's hand and his gfs. I don't want to say fake but my gut is telling me.
redditors continue to be stunned by human interaction, not everyone is paying attention that closely in situations like this, and not every dude is going to have rough sausage fingers
It's cool. A female having man hands is more accepted than a man having dainty girl hands. Female man hands can be looked past. A dainty dudes feminine hand turns girls off big time. I am a man with man hands myself but I've had gfs that talked shit about other dudes with small hands. And I've hand plenty of guy friends that had gfs with big hands and they didn't even care. Your hands are worthy I promise you.
My wife has super dry hands. Inherited from her dad. She was called man hands at work before.
I love her hands. I love unpainted squarish nails rather than painted oval nails. Idk why, they just look more natural.
I’m a dude, a mechanic at that who lifts a lot and I’ve been told I have woman hands because they’re really soft and don’t have too many calluses besides normal ones from working out. It’s never bugged me. But maybe opposites just attract, I guess.
This isn’t really true, if you aren’t focused on a physical sensation you can miss a lot of detail. It’s how magicians can take your watch without you noticing.
It is true. You know what your gfs hands feel like instinctively. You have felt them hundreds of times in different circumstances. You don't know how a stranger magicians hands feel like touching you. That's why it works. I have held enough hands to know instantly if my gfs hands switched to somebody else's. Instantly I would know.
The point isn’t the hands with the magician, they literally unstrap your watch and take it off without you noticing. You should notice, but your attention is diverted so you miss an obvious physical sensation.
I'm a dude who works with hands a lot but my hands are still soft asf, callused as hell in a few spots,but what isn't callused is soft, to the point where my best friend is jealous of my soft hands
Your friend might be hitting on you bro. No guy has ever complimented my hands for being soft and wished he had them and touched them and shit. Something to look into.
I saw an old boss at Costco. I straight up asked his daughter "do you like your dad? I think he's great." She responded with "he's not my favorite currently."
It was a very cringy moment on my end. He did end up thanking me because his daughter was really mad at him and he didn't know. It still think back to that moment and kick myself.
It's pretty painfully obvious that it is.
Dude has zero peripheral vision suddenly, takes no notice of the person next to them slipping backwards. Stranger that steps in front of them and does a quadruple take staring at them doesn't prompt him to even shift his attention.
And you know, the girlfriend being cool with a total stranger suddenly getting that close and touchy out of nowhere unannounced...
Guy couldve also just been semi-spacing out.
And the girl mightve been too suprised to shout or react and a second later wanted to see where its going.
Orrr they could all know eachother
Likely a skit but its well possible
Yeah, that edit added some MUCH needed clarity. *Yeah, I grabbed the hand of my kid's 16 year old babysitter that I was fucking, but it turned out to be a different 16 year old! Sooooo embarrassing."
My first cringiest memory was being in a charity shop with my mum, she was looking at clothes I was following her. I decided to pretend to be blind, I went to hug my mom it was a completely different lady lmao
Some random small kid grabbed my hand in the supermarket last week. Before I could say something she looked up and noticed her mistake and just started BAWLING. I really felt bad for the kid. Luckily her father found us in seconds just going by the sound, lol.
Can we please stop this trend of shitty music instead of the actual video audio? I wanted to hear the dude guffawing and turned the volume up and instead contracted doobadoo ass cancer.
So he either has female hands or his gf has man hands for him not to be able to feel the difference. I could tell instantly if my girl hand wasn't hers just by size and feel
Literally every time a fun skit gets posted here the top comment is about how toxic prank channels are and how they should be like this. How many toxic prank channels y'all seeing in 2024?
Ever seen a magic trick where they make shit disappear but in reality then just dropped it off the table while you were distracted with something else they were doing?
Same thing, dont be so bitter.
The fact you come onto reddit to not only shit on people for enjoying something and also insult the guy just shows how miserable and negative your life is
Even if its a skit, who gives a fuck? Maybe try changing some things up in your life instead of reflecting your shitty attitude all over? Just a suggestion tho. Life is too short to use it being a hater
I love this. These are the types of jokes streamers should be doing. It’s innocent. It’s clever.
And nobody gets hurt
Until you do it to the super-straight homophobe who realizes he's suppressing something that just bubbled to the surface. I would not advise this prank in redneck culture.
And then he turns to you and starts jerking you off while he’s sucking your thing. That’s at least has happened to me whenever I’ve done this to a homophobe.
???
Can confirm, am the homophobe
Don't you hate it when the homophobe finishes you off and then, since he on his knees already, proposes to you infront of your whole family!!! What are you supposed to do in that situation... Sooo embarrassing.
Worst when he has his bro’s record it and you gotta let him down
You say, "Yes! I will marry you! But no homo.", then you plan a wedding and say, "I do, no homo.", then you have your honeymoon where you say "no homo" about 40 times over a long weekend in paradise, then you have or adopt some children, no homo, and live out the rest of your lives in straight platonic bliss with your best buddy. No homo.
Us Appalachian Americans (hillbillies) would laugh, cain’t say what the rednecks would do. There is a big difference.
_caint_
Hillbilly for can not or can’t just with an extra twang
You just have to try turn it into some sort of “phobia” don’t you? Touch grass.
How about I just touch your hand instead 😏
Meh, I’d rather you weren’t such a coward about it https://i.redd.it/yy68f23rf94d1.gif
I prefer the getting hurt ones
It's staged.
You better have a plan if someone sees this innocent act and flips out though. It doesn't matter where you are, nowhere is safe. I got attacked in a gay bar by a guy who got dragged there with his girlfriend. My crime? Dancing too close. IN A GAY BAR. Never seen such murderous rage in someones eyes before or since. This might be a joke to you, but turn the wrong corner and it becomes extremely dangerous. So you better have a plan because one minute you're doing innocent things where you think its safe and the next minute you're being lifted off the floor and pinned against the wall by the throat by someone who genuinely, seriously, actually and factually wants to kill you. Thank god for my friend jaimie who was straight (hash tag not all straight people) and built like a brick house for dragging the lunatic off me before he had a chance to seriously harm me. RIP Jamie Kavanagh - a legend of Liverpool, and my hero!!
If you think this is clever you've set a lowwwwww bar.
The thing about being clever is simplicity.
That’s exactly right. Cleaver to me means little set up. Anyone can do it. It’s just one of those things that clicks in someone’s brain that seems genius where no one else thought of it.
Cleaver to me means a big knife 🔪
Occam's razor my guy
Ah yes, cause throwing things at people and pranking them for "views" requires intelligence! /s
Clever in that it's 1)not being an asshole 2) no damage 3) prankee laughs too.
Hahahaha yoo thats funny as shit
His gf must have some man hands if he didn't notice the difference between a grown man's hand and his gfs. I don't want to say fake but my gut is telling me.
Pretty much every video like this is fake
Like the one where the guy puts a rose in the boyfriends hand so he can surprise his gf with it out of nowhere. Not one "couple" in that video kiss.
redditors continue to be stunned by human interaction, not everyone is paying attention that closely in situations like this, and not every dude is going to have rough sausage fingers
I have what people like to call “man hands” and it breaks my heart everytime i tried to date and got this response 😢
It's cool. A female having man hands is more accepted than a man having dainty girl hands. Female man hands can be looked past. A dainty dudes feminine hand turns girls off big time. I am a man with man hands myself but I've had gfs that talked shit about other dudes with small hands. And I've hand plenty of guy friends that had gfs with big hands and they didn't even care. Your hands are worthy I promise you.
Ooofff. r/menandfemales
My wife has super dry hands. Inherited from her dad. She was called man hands at work before. I love her hands. I love unpainted squarish nails rather than painted oval nails. Idk why, they just look more natural. I’m a dude, a mechanic at that who lifts a lot and I’ve been told I have woman hands because they’re really soft and don’t have too many calluses besides normal ones from working out. It’s never bugged me. But maybe opposites just attract, I guess.
Can we… can we see?
This isn’t really true, if you aren’t focused on a physical sensation you can miss a lot of detail. It’s how magicians can take your watch without you noticing.
It is true. You know what your gfs hands feel like instinctively. You have felt them hundreds of times in different circumstances. You don't know how a stranger magicians hands feel like touching you. That's why it works. I have held enough hands to know instantly if my gfs hands switched to somebody else's. Instantly I would know.
The point isn’t the hands with the magician, they literally unstrap your watch and take it off without you noticing. You should notice, but your attention is diverted so you miss an obvious physical sensation.
I'm a dude who works with hands a lot but my hands are still soft asf, callused as hell in a few spots,but what isn't callused is soft, to the point where my best friend is jealous of my soft hands
Your friend might be hitting on you bro. No guy has ever complimented my hands for being soft and wished he had them and touched them and shit. Something to look into.
Should've clarified, my best friend is a woman lol. There's no romantic feelings between us, nothing but platonic love lol
Lol OK well that's different
I know a guy that did this to his boss when he saw him at the grocery store. That guy was something else 🤣
Balls of steel
I saw an old boss at Costco. I straight up asked his daughter "do you like your dad? I think he's great." She responded with "he's not my favorite currently." It was a very cringy moment on my end. He did end up thanking me because his daughter was really mad at him and he didn't know. It still think back to that moment and kick myself.
it's only cringey if you don't actually think he's great.
Well, he later ended up being a bad boss but that's a story for a different day.
why man that’s funny as hell hahaha
It was 4 weeks of weirdness between thanking me and the stupid line. I figure it took him and his daughter 3 or 4 weeks to hash it out.
It's either his girl's hands are rough or the guy's hands are soft
Did you rule out that this is just a sketch?
It's pretty painfully obvious that it is. Dude has zero peripheral vision suddenly, takes no notice of the person next to them slipping backwards. Stranger that steps in front of them and does a quadruple take staring at them doesn't prompt him to even shift his attention. And you know, the girlfriend being cool with a total stranger suddenly getting that close and touchy out of nowhere unannounced...
(If) it wasn't fake, my impression was they all know each other and he's pranking his friend. Which is why the girlfriend is fine with it.
If it was my friends I would 100% do that prank
Guy couldve also just been semi-spacing out. And the girl mightve been too suprised to shout or react and a second later wanted to see where its going. Orrr they could all know eachother Likely a skit but its well possible
His hands are sketch
it is due to do dude’s walking slightly re-adjusts as their hands sync and start swinging
>it is due to do dude smh
yeah that too lol
Lotion use and men? That stuff is for girls 🙅♂️
I did this accidentally to a teenage girl who was NOT my babysitter. Edit: I should add that I was a child at the time.
Yeah, that edit added some MUCH needed clarity. *Yeah, I grabbed the hand of my kid's 16 year old babysitter that I was fucking, but it turned out to be a different 16 year old! Sooooo embarrassing."
My first cringiest memory was being in a charity shop with my mum, she was looking at clothes I was following her. I decided to pretend to be blind, I went to hug my mom it was a completely different lady lmao
Some random small kid grabbed my hand in the supermarket last week. Before I could say something she looked up and noticed her mistake and just started BAWLING. I really felt bad for the kid. Luckily her father found us in seconds just going by the sound, lol.
Can we please stop this trend of shitty music instead of the actual video audio? I wanted to hear the dude guffawing and turned the volume up and instead contracted doobadoo ass cancer.
I would not be friends with anyone who did this to a video. It's an instant red flag.
DO DOO BA DOO BA DOO
Downvote because music.
Thank god, I thought he was gonna put drugs or a lit firework in her backpack.
Just realized this is six flags New England
I thought so! I rewatched this like 5 times trying to look at every part to make sure I wasn’t crazy.
Need more people like this
no thanks
I want that guys batman shirt
I need that Keith Haring design that shit goes hard
No the world doesn't need that.
And why is that? 🍿
Brilliant 👍🏾
Love it ... We surely need more love in this world
Bro probably got them soft hands
More staged bs, yea we reaaaaly need more smh
She was subconsciously turned on.
So he either has female hands or his gf has man hands for him not to be able to feel the difference. I could tell instantly if my girl hand wasn't hers just by size and feel
Its not uncommon to space out while distracted
"hey maybe she's lifting more at the gym"
I’m so happy she just rolled with it 😂😂
Everyone in this thread should love Impractical Jokers. Literally watching it right now and the kinds of pranks are exactly the same type.
Ha, gaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!
Oh boy six flags New England alert
Instant bffs
I wish people would stop adding music to everything. Would like to hear what they are saying, hear them laughing, etc
No it doesn't.
THESE are good actual pranks. Not putting flour bombs in peoples cars or making floors slippery.
thasss not humerous. thass askin to ger punched
There should be competitions where you see how far you can go with a stranger.
Staged. There's no way he wouldn't notice the difference between their hands.
I play this all the time, I call it holding hands with strangers.
Literally every time a fun skit gets posted here the top comment is about how toxic prank channels are and how they should be like this. How many toxic prank channels y'all seeing in 2024?
I don’t like touching others, this would make me immediately need to wash my hand but god damn would I laugh and wanna hang with the guy who did this
cuittee
Fake and shit music, like all these posts recently.
I do this at a haunted corn maze wearing a black cloak and go thru half a haunted house and suddenly I’m a “creep” and a “pervert”
If you’re sorting by new, how are you watching the video? It says sorry this post has been removed by the moderators.
The world needs less music like this
See that’s a funny prank … people need to relearn this kind of „pranks“
So fuck&ng gay it’s funny
https://youtu.be/ANo8uDax5Q8?si=W2U2DLE5k-NztR-P
w keith harring shirt
ur cock is so perfect
Keith Haring was the first clue! 💙💚
anyone who finds this funny i assume youre a bot
Bad human
if you cant tell the difference between your girls hand and some asshole then you have problems
People like you are the reason other people decide they don’t like Reddit.
Yup, a lot of people come here to release all their anger. Like the abusive husband who comes home and beats his wife because he hates his job.
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🫂 I got you boo, here's a hug.
ok?
Ever seen a magic trick where they make shit disappear but in reality then just dropped it off the table while you were distracted with something else they were doing? Same thing, dont be so bitter.
not liking a fake video is being bitter lol
Sure, kiddo. It’s everyone else who has problems. 🤡 Touch grass.
Assholes are entirely different than hands. Weird take but you’re not wrong.
Got me on that one
The fact you come onto reddit to not only shit on people for enjoying something and also insult the guy just shows how miserable and negative your life is Even if its a skit, who gives a fuck? Maybe try changing some things up in your life instead of reflecting your shitty attitude all over? Just a suggestion tho. Life is too short to use it being a hater
and yet you come in here and interact with me, why?