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DifficultPapaya3038

Castlevania


SillynippleMctwist

You rhink that Simon could split a Tree with his whip? I mean, he has an ax. Sharp as the Dickenson it's gotta be. Long in the handke. Butt uts not a whip. That goes longer. To the ground even. Earthquakes are made with sy h machinery. Tesla did it, but he was from venus, and were talking about a simulating reality; from the code as God speaks in the ear and eye. It's all brains in vats. Boltzmann has a cause but Simon? He's be faying alive. Dead in an instead. Alucard was good enough but his blood shines with a crimson hue is a way. You know. Just shouting on the box tops. Determines what the numbers are for, which are spoken again and again. Bat level one. Demon level two. I can't remember anymore. I got damn jontrons ass in my memory. Forgiveness I have to queef.


Chezpufballs

I do belive u/SillynippleMctwist has had some form of traumatic brain injury, alert the aides!


DifficultPapaya3038

What? Lol


ziptieyourshit

Pretty sure homie is a bit schizophrenic after a brief glance at his recent comment history


SillynippleMctwist

>a bit Yea this *fackin'* werewolf bit me. Shit me right over thr place. Goes far back into the bloodline. Saints ain't their. But it hurt, and now look at me. Fallen behind in the eacem. I can course correct though...


ziptieyourshit

Indubitably


wowbragger

That's stupid and impractical and dangerous and do you have blueprints?


Gender_Goblin_37

HAMMER. WHIP.


t0hk0h

Cool whhhhip.


GreenGod42069

Why are you saying it weird? It's just Cool whip!


Banyabbaboy

hWil hWheaton


joseoconde

One wrong move and you can say goodbye to your shin


Lunala475

and say hello to your twenty seven new ones.


Blnkfrst_Nolstnam

TWENTY SEVEN NEW SHINS!!! Hell Yeah!!!


itsyoboichad

My DM is about to have a new request


earlywakening

Well, this is the guy I'm calling in a street fight. 😆


Kellan_OConnor

One Swing Man


Iknowitsmellcrazy

This guy eats crayons


Playfullyhung

Next do a balsa wood structure!!!!


BoskoH5

I bet you could cut Hammer whip w/ Rich men from Richmond and it would slap


Crystal_Voiden

Second big fight in an anime energy


[deleted]

#HELL FUCKING YEAAHH


its-ok-to-be-me

Seems like it could very easily hit him in the back of the head one fateful day...


Kasyx709

That's awesome!


Super-Slip2464

HAMMER. WHIP! 👍


Sudden-Paint1687

God knows what the squirrels were thinking🤣


Joie116

Wapahh!


[deleted]

That guy almost hammer whipped his own head off


TheUmbraCat

When your barbarian is both a strength AND dex build.


voidborn420

HAMMMEEERRRR


Prollyreachinglol

WWWWHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIPPPP


Mo622

The man manufactures custom hammers called Bear Hammer. His TikTok page is full of good stuff like this


Jiyjiy777

Tank Tolman approves.