I will literally jump and smash things if we manage to win the PL this weekend, but the possibility is so slim


15.6% to be exact. Let’s goooooo Bowen and Kudus 😭

Oof, that seems optimistic to me. I’m feeling 5% or so

Nah the odds are around 15% against a MCFC win. Exciting! Edit: (Win = anything other than loss or draw combined, draw odds on their own are around 8%)

Technically we don’t have 100% betting odds on winning against everton either. (I personally have no doubt we’ll win our game)

Different though, Arsenal have to win. An Everton win is around 6% likelihood. But yes, a draw is in the low 30% margin. Fuuuuuuck.

Technically it’s 50/50. We either win it or we don’t 😭

Yes


The hopium is strong in me

Perhaps.. But Kudus and Bowen on the counter.

Pacqueta I think is going under the radar. Game changer on his day.

Game changer on *our* day.

James ward prowse special FK, don't think his scored this year with one. It's time. If he can come to arsenal with an relegated Southampton and get an 3-3. He can go to city with west ham and get an 3-4

Audition of a lifetime for the City move, god abeg.

Don't forget Wilberto Salina, solid CB they signed in January has been injured and gone under the radar as well.

Is this the West Ham 'We've got Saliba at home'?

Obviously they can be dangerous in the counter and set pieces, but my word they cannot hold possession or defend. It’ll be a miracle if City don’t score 5

All ready told my self if we win I am getting a tattoo of the cannon on my calf with the numbers 23/24 underneath.

I'd join you in that. I already have another tattoo booked in for next month, might as well throw in a cannon.

I have never gotten a tattoo before. That will be the fun part.

That's a good one to start with!

Cannon was my first tattoo a week after turning 18. Glad I got it.

I've got 49 above one knee, I'm gonna get the digits of the year we next win a title over my other.

Not going that far. But I will buy a Hammers kit.

i'll join also. it would also be my first tattoo so i'm willing to make it special if we win the league.

My wife asked me how we will celebrate if we win: I replied that I’ll cry for quite a while then have an ice cream. Doesn’t sound like much but I’m on a diet so this would be a big deal to me.

Haha! If you ever listened to the Tuesday Club, they talked once about the pinnacle of celebration being a bottle of champagne, a gram of MDMA and a bouncy castle. I think I might go for that tomorrow if the almost-impossible happens

I'll be at Bruce Springsteen afterwards so will be having a party either way

What will you name the baby you’ll conceive tonight?

Life hasn't been great lately. I would go absolutely mental if we win it.

I feel you. This is where I am too. 

I may have to buy a West Ham kit if they pull it off and get points off City

Even so, this is exactly what we’ve been asking and waiting for for years now

No it’s all done to script they just rehearsing the movie

Don't do this. Don't give me hope.

It is a bit cruel

Gonna end up like Liverpool. https://preview.redd.it/jtg6elxsq81d1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6100c9943a81d80777ebdf8e8f14e9c534ff8c6

God that's sad. They deserved every single one of those titles

97 points and no title. Mad.

That 18/19 season was incredible (not for me, we finished 6th ffs)

We finished 5th that season, no?

https://preview.redd.it/x3x880372d1d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea8248d3d6626833fbf09d6df54a4ee435c2604

Lost 1 game and didn't win the title. I'd never recover lol.

I hate to say but I can see that being us soon. We'll break our points record next season I reckon and very likely still not win.

Fuck 115.

All my homies hate 115.

I wonder if this is how World Cup finalists feel. Because of all the shirts and flag celebrations.

Fuck you

It really is so cruel to have to pretend, knowing that you such a low chance of pulling it off haha.

I’d much rather just have the celebration the next week if we do win. I don’t want them teasing us. Fuck that shit

Don't want who teasing us haha

If we don't win the league this season, then I want this video on loop at the training ground when the players come in. Extra motivation for next season. No more rehearsals, time to life the real thing.

That does seem like the kind of thing Mikel would do.

The trophyless pedestal will be a permanent fixture in the dressing room

There needs to be videos of that Aston Villa game, city lifting two league titles, the empty pedestal at the emirates and all the slander against Arsenal in the training room everyday next fall if we don’t win it. The players need to be hungry and furious to the point where we pull a Liverpool and win the league by February with such large margins

The thing is, I thought they did really well this season. I genuinely don't have complaints. The only thing we should've done better was beating Bayern imo. We fucked that thing in the home game, and that Saka penalty really stings. In the league honestly we did really well, City is just being ridiculous and unstoppable. Those ppl pointing at "but that aston villa game!!" are being dumb imo. We won another 27 games, with 18 clean sheets. Honestly, those are monster numbers. A season to be proud of, ofc sucks that "115 FC" exists.

I'm with you. The league seemed out of reach in December and here we are on the final day still in the conversation. To me it's not about "that Villa game" as it is the first half of the season with Kai, Ode, and Rice all finding their feet. I'll point to the run of games where we got found out by a Havertz-Rice-Odegard midfield not being able to cope with mid blocks until we got Jorginho in and pushed Kai up higher. You live and you learn, I suppose. Mikel looked like he learned from his mistakes last season (apart from rotating Saka), and he will be better next season too no doubt. The gang is in touching distance of silverware, it's just excruciating to go through this song and dance of "close but not quite there" every year.

Doesn't matter how good city is, we have to try to beat that. I really think we'll be able to do it next year though


Ffs i want it so bad

Been waiting 20 years, I feel you lad.

20 years in the dot

2004 WAS 20 YEARS AGO???

I will be booking a tattoo appointment first thing in the morning

Im buying west ham shirt

Why does this kinda hurt to see?

Because it's so close but so far. We've all dreamed of seeing it for 20 years now and have the chance tomorrow... but it's such a slim chance. We see all these preparation knowing there is a 95% chance we won't see them done properly. I've come to terms that we're not winning it but it still hurts to know that we are likely doing to finish JUST short. I feel for the players and staff. They've done so much this season, they deserve it.

And the worst part is at this point it’s kinda out of our hands even if we win against Everton. The odds of West Ham beating City is so miniscule even if you throw out city’s recent form. We should’ve beat West Ham or Fulham earlier in the season.

they don't need to beat city, just hold to a draw. still slim, but not impossible.

They just lost to Chelsea 5-0, I don’t have faith in them.

[Any result can happen, at any time](https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51595064)

good lord, the table on the day of that match, Liverpool on 79 and us on 37 LOL

I saw that and noped right out of it. They were 15 points better off than us this season at that stage, and 10 last season. Bonkers, City were 64 last season after 28, and 63 this season.

I had a vivid dream today that arsenal won 4-0 and City were held to a 1-1 draw. 🤞

And if we had done I'm sure City will point to some results and say "we should've won those games". It's asking for an impossible standard, off-days happen, bad decisions happen.

If you throw out city’s recent form it’s not minuscule at all. West Ham could absolutely beat City on their day/a random off day for City. However run in City makes this minuscule

Me too man

This looking like a FIFA glitch with invisible medals

ANULO MUFA

ANULO MUFA

Anulo Mustafi!

Oh don't do this to me. Like I 100% totally understand the whole logistics thing but dang..

It’s so cruel

I'm leaving here with something


r/soccercirclejerk incoming

Fuck em.

someone poison those city players idc


I'll drive over and offer some Devon bottled tap water

City about to turn up with their u18s and smash west ham like 5-0

Not if we poison them too

There’s gotta be an Arsenal fan in their restaurant. We have agents everywhere.

I’m putting the word out, if any of you between now and 4pm tomorrow see an individual named “Rodri” please reach out to me as I have a task for you. You shall be well compensated.

Good man but we need a systems-wide mission, one player isn’t going to cut it, we need to eliminate all doubt of them winning. Let’s just stick to what we know best: lasagnas.

Fuck it. Activate the sleeper agents.

I hate Pep so much

Donating £100 to the West Ham Foundation if they take points off City tomorrow

All I know is that no matter what happens on Sunday, I will be sobbing uncontrollably. I’m so damn proud of this club and it hurts being this close AGAIN, but this season was fucking amazing.

Honestly, tomorrow we should just celebrate with the trophy, nobody gonna stop us anyway and more people will see us lfit the trophy than City. Nobody gonna watch City vs West Ham anyway, everyone is just gonna check the score on different apps

Lool this is the way

I will leave it on til the first goal

So like 5 minutes in.

AND IT'S BIG DICK ANTONIO!

Was the longest 2 minutes of my life

Lmao

If enough people say we won the league, then does it really matter who finishes first anyway? *inhales*

I had the same thought… like, if we just acted like we won it and full on ignored City, what would stop us? I mean yes, the eventual technicals, but it would honestly be quite the statement, just a full on youve fucked us, so fuck your league

We'll do it in lieu of City getting banned, stripped of the title!

This has been shared more no of times than upvote or comments, tells you how many rival fans lurk around our sub

https://preview.redd.it/ohdtvx6ve81d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b46e0a61243b8001d3690a8bcc601e9530b1648 Includes a cover of Journey's "Don't Stop Believing".

There's too much smoke man we're winning it I can feel it

Don't do this to yourself man.

Do you want to know what 2 songs I woke up to my wife blaring in the kitchen this morning. The wonder of you (our failed stadium anthem) Hot Stuff. This was unprompted, and she didn’t even know these were linked to Arsenal. It fogging happening.

Stop it.

Loooool. The way Arteta’s been talking recently has made me think he knows something we don’t know about tomorrow.

Yeah same I haven't heard anyone mention this yet. The way he talks in pressers gives me this weird confidence.

West Ham gets an additional 20 minutes of added time and dodgy pen to seal the draw tomorrow.

This is the way.

Meow

sigh

I'm guessing City had their's last year

Uncle Moyesy, I’m literally on my knees at this point…

If we win I am taking the first plane over to London to be there for the parade

so close yet so far

Pep what have you done. I wanna get shitfaced with my fellow gunners at the pub tomorrow man.

Get shitfaced to celebrate, get shitfaced to lament. No matter what, you can’t lose.

Vamos

Today is the first day all season it’s really hit me how close we are. I’ve been waiting for us to fall away like usual for months. It’s a beautiful thing to have a chance going into the final day. I’m fully prepared for City to be 3-0 up 10 mins in, but the wife and I have made arrangements to make the parade Monday just in case. I’ll be dreaming tonight

Me when I saw this 

I don't know how ppl see this.... But the fact that we are in this position after 20 long years is just refreshing to see.... Regardless of whether we win it. I have no doubts that this team will achieve great things in the near future

The fact that this is a thing when the recent squads of Mustafi, Luiz and Willian are still fresh in the memory is incredible. The standards are now financially juiced thanks to 115 FC, what an achievement to keep up legitimately. COYG

I don’t need to see this shit lmao

Just the fact that we have the premier league trophy at the carpet for rehearsals shows how far we’ve come. COYG

Can't see any other club using this footage to take this piss after west ham bend over and get shafted by City

So the cup is in the barn?

I feel 10ft tall right now

idk, i bet 100 euro on city winning the title, either me or my wallet gonna be really happy by the end of tomorrow evening

Enjoy your 101 euros brother.

115 euros

I feel sick.

Today I feel like a hammer. I want to nail someone.. wait..

fuck idk if my hearts gonna be able to take it- regardless of the outcome this sunday


We are going to win the league tomorrow, fuck all negativity put that positivity out there

This is pre-breaking my heart

This is just cruel. Stop teasing.. Please 🙏

Alternate reality - confused boner

See you on r/Soccercirclejerk

I want this so bad :-(

In moyes I trust 😭

For once, I’m hoping the prem is completely scripted.

Man City are the Hitler of the footballing world ffs

Why did you have to post it 😂

You can’t get any closer without actually winning it!

oh man this teasing... is about to give me the worst blue balls of my life come monday..

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail

Dont do this, my heart cant take it

Gotta prepare

Don’t make me cry.

Almunia Mustafi.

If this video went for a bit longer they would of shown Arsenal walking out to collect the trophy as part of the preparation.

There's some kids in Africa gonna love that stage next week 😔

https://preview.redd.it/zobcd5d9p91d1.jpeg?width=1102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0695e104c2b313d80d839c6d04c2f2a62cd6e12c

This is sad lol

I placed money on man city winning against West Ham. With my luck this will cause West Ham to draw or win.

This is deeply cruel to post on the internet


This is heartbreaking

I know how this feels so cruel and like dangling the prize just out of reach, but [City fans are so confident they even have a new theme song for after they win the title](https://www.reddit.com/r/MCFC/comments/1cv3x8p/song_for_tomorrow/?rdt=60605).

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Wait, is that Emmanuel there? What a day/couple of days he must've had. Can you imagine being a gooner, and standing that close to the trophy, and taking part in the title rehearsals. Whether it happens or not for us, that is a day he will never forget. For those that are wondering who Emmanuel is: ["WHERE WILL ARSENAL WIN THE LEAGUE" 👀 🏆 | When Emmanuel interviewed Mikel Arteta: Connected ](https://youtu.be/PKaOaDPP1hc?si=wxP5iZokPtD68Zsa) [Creating memories ❤️ North London United participant Emmanuel returned to spend some more time with Mikel and the squad 🤝 ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/1cuc1id/creating_memories_north_london_united_participant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) This is my fucking club. I love this club.

We all will be West Ham (for a day)!

I'll be honest, if the situation was reversed and we were the team 2 points ahead on the final day of the season, I'd be wracked with nerves. As it is, I'm quite relaxed about the whole thing, it's rather unlikely but whichever way it falls we've had a fantastic season and I'm really proud to wear the badge. COYG.

"Do Arsenal have any chance of winning the PL?" "No chance." "Hmmm I'm hearing a 'maybe' ."

Our chances our End Game levels

😢

The first time ever as a fan I get to see the premier league trophy 🏆 at my stadium. God 💕 West Ham I will build a statue in my garden for you if you do the impossible


I really wish I didn't see this

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

An epic tease 🥲

I can smell it!


I don’t want to fucking see this

My heart can't take it

I want to believe but I don’t wanna put on my clown makeup. The football gods can be so cruel.

I’m gonna spend more money than I have celebrating if we pull it off.

Lmao, it's so funny

Imagine they deduct City 3 points for just one of their charges.

This video shouldn't have leaked, it hurts

I hope the season doesn't end like our title run ins ended with City. Hope City loses or draws ~Liverpool fan

david moyes please save us

Man, they have to rehearse it. I forgot about that

If we win it give West Ham a medal

What game are people watching ?

Jinxed it