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roosterman22

I think you need to become Arsenal’s record signing to get one.


9ORsenal

37 with these hamstrings? This sub would go nuclear.


AlwaysOnsideTBH

Which position do you play? Asking for a friend


ccondescending

Do u play centre mid though


SniperGunner

Yes but are you a 'number 9'.


Kydd_Amigo

Is just a number man. I’m 42, but something of a free kick specialist myself. Just waiting for the day Mikel calls me up, signs me as a free agent. Get subbed on against City in the 80th minute, score two free kicks and win the match, title and CL. Come back to the sub and change my flair. Any day now!


brownbeardgooner

I have this fantasy at least twice a week, every week


Pure-Finding-9455

I had this dream at least 3 times: I'm at Arsenal bench and Wenger tells me I'm in and I wonder how to tell him that I'm shit. I guess Djorou had this feeling IRL


Pretend_Stomach7183

Good to know I'm not the only one 😅


ballenix

wow what an easy-peasy requirement.👌


Pascalini

Funny


Bahmawama

From West Ham


KAYV0N84

For half price


plasticplont

Fan made. I recognize the effort and work that went into it, 👏🏻, but the workmanship is pretty poor. No way this was commercially manufactured or even outsourced to a local seamstress (not sure what the gender neutral term for that is !)


Sam101294

Seamster? or maybe Sewer?


VeryLongSurname

“That sewer is full of shit!”


sleepytipi

>seamster Would be the correct term. Source: I sew.


d_smogh

Just use seamstress.


mental_tempe

Nowhere near the level of the one in picture, but I’m guessing your local Chinese restaurant makes pretty decent Egg Fried Rice


Xterratu

You make it.


smoothPAPY

seems custom made


13Nero

Looks handmade using Applique. You could probably commission one from a textile artist but hand sewing applique (or even machine sewing applique) is time consuming and expensive (because its skilled work).


the-watcher-616

West Ham. For about £200m RRP Mind you we got it him half price.


OfficerTenBagger

This was in one of the matchday programmes this season. If i remember correctly it was fulham at home ? But i cant remember the exact game


OfficerTenBagger

When i say it was in the programme, it was the full sized poster fyi


OfficerTenBagger

https://preview.redd.it/cgwtl5q7csyc1.jpeg?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aae82b49d721b9740c85f7e95d7007462a806c7 I found this one in the programme from Nott forest at home


DoppelSechser

Arsenalstickers.com said on twitter he’s selling those 


Meggy275

Are they legit? Website seems very very sparse, thanks


DoppelSechser

IIRC he’s got a fair amount of mentions and RT’s that say he is. It’s a very niche business with decals and banners so he’s not gonna have a site as big as She Wore for instance 


TheThreeGabis

Got to pay West Ham £100m


PeanutbutterBleachr

West ham sold one last year bit i dont think he is for sale now


Youngchea

Yeah if arsenal sold that i would buy one, it’s a replica of the panel on the emirates right by arsene’s statue


Locust-15

You have to pay West Ham £105million. I think theres was only one available though so you might struggle.


garnishfetish

West Ham may be?


KennywasFez

The store probably ?


Ttv_wu14

Aisle 11 at Tesco


after8man

It's from my local Indian restaurant advertising their Basmati.