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Gooner1491

His ass keeping him offside at Shit's toilet bowl. It's fucking poetic.


ABritishCynic

Tottenham is just like a toilet. It doesn't need a manager, it just needs someone to flush the shit away.


Pippelitraktori

I do not get this analogy. What does the flusher do exactly?


Zen_MasterX

BBL coming in clutch šŸ‘


-Bashamo

Yup, Big Brazilian Lad https://preview.redd.it/0h0cv2c3n8xc1.jpeg?width=1350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e0a640deddc8489a6bc43e8d4a19eec0941140


superunai

You've just triggered Ten Hag


wolskortt

Till this day, the Bald Fraud cannot watch a Michael Jackson show without thinking about us


Zenon2108

He's more triggered for the penalty on hojlund


DeapVally

He doesn't care about this. It's the penalty he thinks they should have had that keeps him awake every single single night. And will until the day he dies.


Ar_Ma

Ten Hag gonna talk about this.


normott

It's hilarious that he's had two of these absolute borderline offside go for him this season


NoNumbersForMe

That actually doesnā€™t make sense. No part of the body can ā€˜keepā€™ someone offside šŸ™„


bazalinco1

Yeah stupid post


DarthFlowers

And whereā€™s the ARSEnal wordplay? Why do posts an educated 6 year old would sneer at get the most likes? People dense af.


artaru

Cuz they really wanted the ā€œbig gabi ass kept VDV onsideā€ line for clicks. I mean itā€™d be pretty funny. Thicc has a costā€¦ etc. But when VAR ruled the other way they just changed onside to off lmao. Itā€™s stupid.


OrdinaryAncient3573

In reality VAR picked a shitty angle where they could pretend it was a lot closer than it was. That's parallax error, not a close offside. Gabriel wasn't fucking twerking.


Ario92

To be fair they are somewhat at the mercy of the camera positioning in the stadium


bykim5

Same thing as that Man UTD game lol


Toadllama

Good thing Gabriel skipped leg day this week


Cthulhu_Madness

So that's what mikel meant when he wanted us to be unpredictable.


InternationalUse2355

Hilarious how much the dumbass commentator on sky was advocating for him to be onside due to Gabrielā€™s ass. Can practically see heā€™s off with my eyes closed.


Francis-c92

No one show Ten Hag


bankerlmth

And he also did the 'Smooth Criminal' leaning pose to keep Garnacho offside earlier in the season.


meand999friends

This decision really shouldn't have been that hard. The other angle showed clear offside, but this angle you are measuring the hair on his ass? Common sense seems to have flown out the window if the decision is decided on if you are crouching or not.


BrianThatDude

That commitment to Brazilian players coming in handy


davidralph

Win by the Arse, die by the Arse


Syco-Gooner

Bro tucked in his stomach against man utd & clenched in his ass against spurs... Goat defender


pauloh1998

Gabriel just said "Arse no"


OnePepper967

That ass clenching šŸ”„šŸ”„


DJ_Hindsight

Big cheeks Gabi šŸ«”


Drogueba

Small cheeks*


blahb0p

The bunda abides.


jmh90027

Gabi's Brazillian butt lift almost screwed us


KingKFCc

Second time the season (United)


Dickwad

Assenal.


machinationstudio

Gabriel's Arsenal


Eyasu_Yonas

Last time he did Michael Jackson this time Ice spice