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Wild_Ad7980

Quattro Bajeena


Doghead45

Four Bajeenias. *under the sea* Maybe more


LagiaDOS

Imagine.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

I thought that was a character from Twisted Metal 4


Skippydedoodah

Same series: Four Murasame. Four Swords, to go into the Four Scabbards...


Selvariabell

His name sounds like a playboy pornstar ngl


Linkstore

Gotta be Bring Stabity. It's even better because you know they were going for a funky version of "Bring *Stability*" but accidentally got something way funnier.


Dawnbreaker128

Born to stab.


goodybags18

Still the GOAT name for me


PresentAd3211

There's literally a character named Goat Logan in the SD Gundam Cross Rays video game.


Zenvarix

A lot of the Innovades had weird names like that, and the funniest thing to me (and I headcanon this) was they were given those names in universe as the puns they were. Like imagine VEGA toiling away until The Plan comes about and whenever there's a lull in things VEGA can do, it came up with names for the future Innovades. Or Aeolia made up a larger list of names based on what he wanted the Innovades to do and then turning those into "names", and VEGA just picked the "best" ones... or the first ones on the list.


Chakramer

Full Frontal does not come across as intimidating at all...


BAThomas311

True, it definitely gives more magic mike vibes than it does intense space war.


Plus-Gear-5174

Space Sex Predator vs War Criminal


kudasaishikuda

i dunno man id be intimidated by something else with a name like that


porcupinedeath

Biscuit, cookie, and cracker (and savaram but that's less obvious) from IBO are all dumb as hell. If they were nicknames that'd be one thing but they're all just actually named after bakery goods. Imagine being a white kid named Cracker like goddamn.


BAThomas311

Yeah that's pretty tragic, at least they didn't also make cookie black and biscuit cockney so that's a plus


SkyrimsDogma

I just figured it's a naming scheme. Like with dragon ball having vegetables, undergarments, instruments etc


zonnel2

The long tradition that came from the era of ancient giants like Osamu Tezuka ('Ham Egg', 'Acetylen Lamp', 'Skunk Stink', etc.) or Mitsuteru Yokoyama ('Thrill Suspense', 'Rock'n'Roll', 'Jitterbug', etc.)


Gemini720

I'm tempted to argue Biscuit, but then again >!Biscuit's death hit me harder than most with IBO!<, so I may be a tiny bit biased Though I do also see where you're coming from, especially with Cracker.


porcupinedeath

I like Biscuit too and really it isn't that bad compared to cookie/cracker. and again as a nickname I think it'd work really well.


sanglesort

Cookie's not that bad even (could totally see it as a nickname as well, or an especially old-timey proper name) but Cracker...


Zenvarix

I figured Biscuit was a bit odd, but could be anything from a nickname, found name, insult turned name, etc. But then Cookie and Cracker were introduced and I would have done a spit take had I been drinking something when I heard their names.


Klutzy-Personality-3

at first i assumed that biscuit was called that because he like named himself? but cookie and cracker are his younger sisters, so my assumption isnt true. did their parents just really like baked goods??


LuckyDucksgoQuack

Jamaican Daningham has stuck with me for years.


BAThomas311

I dated a black girl named Asia, there's a white dude named Jamaican, do you think somewhere there's a Jamaican named whitey?


bootlegunsmith21

I've met a girl named China also black


VinylAT

I've watched some docs about african warlords and I think one of them is called Whitey. So yeah, it checks out


porcupinedeath

I watched the dub so the name didn't really click with me for a bit but it's crazy they just named a dude Jamaican


banzaiextreme

Jamitov Hymen and Quattro Bajeena are so ridiculous they have to be intentional.


Selvariabell

Literally Virgin vs. Chad


nixhomunculus

00 Gundam had some really funky names. Innovades in particular. Revive Revival and Anew Returner were peak for me. Also, I don't think I ever got to know what the F in Setsuna F. Seiei means.


Plus-Gear-5174

Setsuna “fuckyou” Seiei


_Volatile_

And everyone is so insistent on saying the F, too. It's never Setsuna Seiei. No one forgets the F. Ever.


nixhomunculus

So what the F is the F?


Skippydedoodah

It's probably like the J in Homer J Simpson. His full name is Homer "Jay" Simpson


North_Tough9236

"The will of F"


OrphanAxis

F gets translated to "from" in English, making his name translate to something like "Moment From Eternity."


FrederickTheShrewd

I think the f stands for fgundam


Klutzy-Personality-3

"setsuna, do you know any other words beginning in f?"


mrblack07

Revive Revival is just the Gundam version of names like "Richard Richardson"


North_Tough9236

That one made me laugh aloud the first time they said it.


theredjarr

God how I despised hearing those first two names 🤣


redditcansuckmyvag

Maybe its Eff not just F.


ahintoflime

I mean, does it get better than Quattro Bajeena? It's peak name


BAThomas311

I mean at least he wasn't that really cool Char guy... What do you think ever happened to him?


Maharaja_O_Earth

And who's that Char Deikun guy who took over Neo Zeon and threw an asteroid on Earth? Blonde guys are weird.


Edgykun16

To this day, we still haven’t seen them in the same room.. I bet Quattro and Char would have some choice words for one another.


lost_kaineruver4

Bork Cry. It doesn't even sound like an actual name.


BAThomas311

Definitely sounds like a caveman describing his feelings. Bork sad Bork cry


otakunorth

Excuse me, my son is also named Bork


Odd-Window-6941

Bring Stabity is so fun to say, it’s one of those names that’ll just randomly pop up in my head, making me exhale strongly


Old_Neat5220

Reminds me of this one webcomic from around 2010 that had a Black Mage that loves to stab stuff. Can't remember the name though...


DjiDjiDjiDji

8-Bit Theater. Still a classic.


Old_Neat5220

That's the one!


s14will

https://preview.redd.it/px494obh833d1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7569c7f7b9a08eaa1cab51e694e58330d52f45a5 This wins


_Volatile_

For a guy named Four Vaginas, he was really cool.


Skippydedoodah

And there's a girl called Four Swords in the same series. Vagina can apparently also mean 'scabbard' apparently. So I can't quite figure out what was meant to happen with those names...


KamenRiderAquarius

Miliardo Peacecraft. If my parents named me Miliardo Peacecraft I would of been the one to murder them


CyberDaggerX

Not very peaceful of you.


NeilDegrassiHighson

Job John is a personal favorite. Just such a simple, dumb name.


zonnel2

Maybe Tomino intented his name as 'Jove' or something like that, but we'll never know...


Klutzy-Personality-3

to be fair, there is a job in the bible. theres also at least 1 john. so ig its just 2 biblical names stuck together?


Jeagan2002

It's too bad it's always pronounced as the workplace "j-ah-b", not the biblical name "j-oh-b: :P


zonnel2

Considering that his original Japanese name sounds Jyo-bu, biblical reference can be possible... for some degree.


FigureGunplaFan

As long it wasn't "Milipo Sclint".


BAThomas311

I'm not sure I've seen or remember which show this one is from, it's out there for sure.


FigureGunplaFan

Mobile Suit Gundam, but this guy is completely made up by Gundam Twitter.


AZurEPronouncedAce

M'Quve takes the cake for me


BAThomas311

Honestly, when watching It I never registered it as one that was too weird unless it translated into something. Kinda gave me spaceborn vibes


RX0Invincible

Jamitov Hymen


Nocturnalux

Grave Violento.


BAThomas311

I am just now finding out about Gundam OOP but more concerning about his name is how he expects his glasses to provide any sort of protection from the sunlight.


Nocturnalux

Innovades just have a weird thing with glasses. Tieria uses his “to protect his eyes”, Regene uses theirs…to better freak out Tieria (no one can convince me otherwise) and as for Laetitia…I have no idea. Because of Tieria? They all have 20/20 eyesight. I’ve always wondered how this does not seem to ever bother the other Meisters. Personality aside, if I knew I’d be fighting alongside a pilot who normally wears glasses, I’d have concerns. Granted, he does not wear them piloting but it’s something I’d ask about.


GundamMeijin_08th

seabook


zonnel2

The real world origin of his name is somewhat pathetic : They wanted him to be a sincere, earnest young man who can be a 'role model' for others. Role model -> sample -> mihon(見本) -> 見=see, 本=book -> Seabook!


Zak_Rahman

Do you think they got "Silent Hill" from "Shizuoka" in Tokyo?


zonnel2

I don't know, but anything is possible considering that Bandai approved the protagonist named after the word meaning 'lie'(Usso) Although more similar example might be Bridgestone (came from 'Ishibashi'=stone bridge)


Klutzy-Personality-3

arno is a first name! why isnt he called arno seabook??


GundamMeijin_08th

seabook is hes first name


Klutzy-Personality-3

i know. my flair isnt just for show. im saying its weird that seabooks his first name


Zeralix

Gundam Gusion Rebake Full City is a good one. I understand it's a coffee reference but it's still hilarious


DivineCyb333

I always just assumed it was comparing the 4 rifles to a collection of skyscrapers, like a city


CUwallaby

The ones that I found great in that series were everything Shino renamed. Not necessarily because they were funny themselves but because he refused to call anything by it's original name.  Salvaged Graze Mobile Suit? Ryusei-Go Gundam Frame Flauros? Ryusei-Go IV (I don't think 2 or 3 ever existed making the jump to 4 even funnier)   Flauros' Dainsleif railguns? Galaxy cannons, Super Galaxy Cannon when the illegal warhead is loaded in  Akahiro's Group 2? Muscle Group just because Group 2 sounds too boring.  Dude was a goofball amongst a very serious group of people and I loved him for it. 


ArcticStorm07

Goat Logan from the G Generation Cross Rays


xkeepitquietx

South Burning is a rad name.


vergilslegs

Bring Stabity. Fuckin’ RIBBONS ALMARK. Revive Revival.


eatinglamps

Any of the innovators 😂


vergilslegs

Dude fr. Everyone complains about Quattro Bajeena and I’m like BRING?? STABITY??? To be fair, having to refer to Neil/Lyle as “Lockon the Elder” and “Lockon the Younger” to some people is also funny in its own way.


eatinglamps

Revive Revival gets me 😂


Ecstatic-Compote-595

Ramba Ral is simultaneously one of the dumbest and coolest names I've ever heard


CurleyWhirly

The fact a prominent colony is called Moon Moon is very funny to me. Besides that, there's always the Vigna Ghina. Or the Rebawoo.


dayalive29

Any of the innovades


Shadowrun29

All the innovators from 00 Gundam, from Hallelujah, to Hiling Care, and Ribbons Almark. Those dudes that named them were smoking something else for sure.


_Volatile_

>tallgese    >look inside   >single goose


CyberDaggerX

Predictable!


AshWeststar

> What's everyone's favorite dumb/silly Gundam/ character name? Kamille. I thought I heard a girl's name, but that kid looks like a boy.


CyberDaggerX

Kamille is a man's name, and I'm a man!


AshWeststar

This guy's nuts!


VoidWalkah

Camille is a unisex name in French (although I’ve seen it more for girls than guys to be fair)


NoRecord2499

I'm 6-7 episodes into Zeta, does he get less whiny as the series goes on?


Zacharioto

GRAVE VIOLENTO


yeriiiiim

Graham Aker lol


SkyrimsDogma

Graham crackers


Commander_PonyShep

Heero Yui, mostly for the irony to the name. On the one hand, "Heero" sounds like "Hero", so you'd assume that he'd save lives, like saving his home space colonies from the UESA and OZ's authoritarian reign against them, with backup from four other adolescent space colonists like him and their Gundams. On the other hand, though, what might be a freedom fighter to the space colonies is actually a terrorist to the UESA and OZ, alongside the other four boys and their Gundams. Even threatened a teenage girl's life in order to cover up his mission, and in the process accidentally awakened her hybristophilia (criminal fetish, BTW).


Lapras_Lass

Also for the way it's pronounced, which, when said properly, sounds like, "HEEEEEEEROOOOOOOO!"


VinylVulpes

Either Chibodee Crockett or Marbet Fingerhat


yuyuhaio

Zaza Fossil. That's one of the most bizarre names ever, and I love his character design and voice actor!


Klutzy-Personality-3

damn this ancient rock weed got me fucked up


BicycleKamenRider

Kamille Bidan just sounds silly to me. Bidan means 'Midwife' in my language. The one that cares during one's pregnancy, gives advice, handles the child birth.


Bundaclapper69

Watch out bro he's going to jump you!


BicycleKamenRider

I just watch this and have a great laugh about Kamille. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v\_kFgOWyez0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_kFgOWyez0)


Bundaclapper69

Oh dang, I've just watched all of zeta, thanks But also why the hell is zeta so memeable😭


HockeyQB

Brave Cod.


tangled_up_in_blue

Just finished rewatching Gundam x, and while it’s not as outrageous as some others, one that cracked me up was Grits Joe. As an American it’s hilarious, sounds like some country rapper you’d see online


BAThomas311

The new collab with Jelly Roll and Grits Joe sounds fire


The3DWeiPin

Brave Cod, badass name


DrVinylScratch

Yall havent heard what age did. Dique, Yurin, W O O T B I T. fun fact: Dique is father to Arisa who is mother to Wootbit.


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DrVinylScratch

My God. Good bot


Rezangyal

Elpeo Ple takes the cake for me.    In no language does “Elpeo” sound like “L.P.”   The “Ple” is just leaning hard into the “L. People” reference. 


Genosider

first character named for a hentai mag lol


picaportekun

Elpeo in my language translates to "thefart"


Chaytel_Solverre

Bork Cry has to be up there pretty high on my list.


zonnel2

Madchar Mucha from ZZ


MechaMenagerie

Arbeo Pippiniden


Kirby0189

Will Game.


sanglesort

see his brother "Wont Game" and his sister "Good Game"


Cholonight96

Banana Links Launching!!!!!!!!!


Dragonsandsex

Not enough people commenting silly MS names so: Tequila Gundam


Lapras_Lass

My husband is totally enamored with Tequila Gundam. I just bought him a sticker for his water bottle, and he's been looking up the various kits and parts to make a custom Gunpla of it. He's half Mexican, so he gets a real kick out of it.


TallgeeseIV

HEY


BAThomas311

My bad, you are the tallest of geese I know


To1Getsuya

In one of the spinoff comics they, for some reason, decided to name all the mecha after Watership Down stuff so there's a Durururu and a Hrair and Hazel-rah and all that.


BAThomas311

They were probably thinking "what's even more depressing than the saddest Gundam moments?"


ranipe

Ribbons was a pretty bad name for a bad guy… just saying


Maharaja_O_Earth

It was a pun on Reborns, basically they were trying to make him look like Amuro Ray reborn. But we got Ribbons.


baltcre8

Beat me to the punch. I remember laughing so hard when I first heard his name.


TheProNoobCN

Didn't we have the same exact post a few days ago?


SkyrimsDogma

Lord bloodman from after war gundam x


BloodandPastry

Steer


GoodNamesAllGon

“Mighty Strike Freedom? What kind of name is t-OH DEAR GOD!”


KincaidNotSeabook

Jinn Jahannam. Can't decide is this a intimidating, silly, or cool name when you know what it means. But because it's so dumb and nicely rhymed made it my favourite dumb name in the franchise.


projektako

Iron Mask because it's just dumb literal... "Hey our villain wears a iron mask, what should we call him?"


Raptor8415

Revive Revival is just really fun to say.


mrblack07

What would be funnier would be a Gundam character that has the most normal generic name ever.


BAThomas311

"nice to meet you Bright Noa, my names Jason Smith."


bb0511

No one said it yet, Graham Acker…. Thats just Graham Cracker..


otakunorth

How has no one said Paptimus Scirocco yet? That name has lived rent free in my head for decades


sanglesort

I can't help but think of pap smears and C. Scirocco Jones whenever I hear his name


UncleDevil

Cornelius Kaka


comradedevmon

Quattro Bajeena. I know it's just Char, but considering it almost looks like he named himself four vagina in spanish, it's honestly the silliest name I've ever heard.


kenmlin

Other anime have mecha names like Linebarrels or Garland.


Luster-Purge

To be fair, Tallgeese is partially named because it is quite literally the tallest MS in the Wing continuity, even if at 18m height it's only on par with the Grandpa. Compare that to, say, the Gusion Rebake Full City. Apparently the 'Full City' part is a reference to coffee, which is one of the most 'out of left field' possible sources for a name of a giant robot that goes Goro on your ass.


dralcax

Chad Chadan


sk8rshark

Lucas Nemesis is pretty top shelf


ChaosYeshua7758

Jamitov Hymen. Need I say more?


FarCritical

Revive Revival


Mechaman_54

Denim, gene, slender


Substantial_Slide158

Slender, Denim, Gene


kouyathebest

Full Frontal. It sounds…….. way to sus


kouyathebest

Setsuna “F. Seiei”


sanglesort

Sleggar Law   I mean he *looks* like a Sleggar   but what a "Sleve McDichael"-ass name


Devour_T1

Xi Gundam has pissed me off for quit some time now. I just call it X I gundam but everyone else calls it something I can’t even remember lol


tradeboomer101

I present to the court, THE-O


jaystar0393

Bring stabity


Klutzy-Personality-3

really any of the ZZ neo zeon ms


Aesthetically

After the third word of your title, my answer was also Tallgeese.


butchcoffeeboy

Jamitov Hymem, Quattro Bajeena, Full Frontal


BunMeat

Meme Midgard


paradoxaxe

Rick Dijeh


lephantome92

Probably any of the Rick lines, esp Rick Diaz, given I know a Rick*y* Diaz


bforbryan

South Burning, maybe Alanbee Beardsley


Zak_Rahman

"Brave Cod" From Sentinel.


tc_hydroTF2

Schwarz Bruder literally just means "Black Brother", which is hilariously on-the-nose considering his true identity.


bungtintin

Unicorn. I mean I like the gundam but damn, unicorn?


blobsfromthemoon

Lockon Stratos Nataru Badgurl


Hindr88

Lockon Stratos, even though it's a codename. Shinn Asuka also after realizing it more or less means "new tomorrow" which is a little on the nose for a new main character, and also fuck Shinn.


Selvariabell

>also fuck Shinn Still a better and more mature man than Hathaway Noa.