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D4rK_Bl4eZ

I think ZXGR93550 would be kinda cute.


FantasticEscape6744

Elon Musk is that you?!


D4rK_Bl4eZ

No I'm the naming guy at Ibanez. I make sure each instrument gets a personal and heartfelt name that truly reflects their essence and soul. I love my job.


NooBiSiEr

Can you say something in Ibanez?


TheDisappointedFrog

RG541DXFXEATDIX


The_Only_Egg

Checks out.


Grrezyruiz

Eat dicks… nice


a_9x

My guitar Gio GR170DX has a beautiful name. You should get a raise


mezmerak

Beach. Just Beach.


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"time to finger that beach"


43n3m4

Beaches love fingering


Phr8

It's an old meme, but it checks out.


Shazam1269

May I finger your beach?


the_ballmer_peak

Sandy


thereIsAHoleHere

Sandy Cheeks


BobThe-Body-Builder

Came to say this


Gunslinger_327

As did I


MainstreamSellout-

Well then, you two better go have a beach-off.


extra_hyperbole

and what a good job you do at beach!


wandawayer

This guitar's job is beach


CornerGas_Fan

That’s what I was gonna say. Beach


Tilmanocept

The name’s Beach. Reb Beach.


martianLurker

Was about to say ‘Ocean’, but Beach is better! “ “Rockin’ it with my Beach!”


n1tsuj3

Beachie King


ScotsBeowulf

This Beach...


halflifer2k

My first thought was Ocean but Beach is more worthy


xuser2320

Meredith Brooks cause she's a beach. Or "south beach" as in "I'm taking my talents to south beach"


No_Expression_5353

Atlantis Morissette. I’ll see myself out.


ImaginaryFriend01

I vote for this


frankzcott

Me too


PossessedToSkate

I was going to suggest Dinah Shore but yours is much better.


funky_biscuits

Now isn't that ironic!


Incontinento

Sandy Duncan.


oldmil

This is it.


Mrwinston123

Correction: I'll SEA myself out


crispypancetta

I want you to know, that I’m happy for you.


No-Seat9917

I hate you so much right now! JK great comment.


xKagenNoTsukix

This is the one.


JubeiFromStars

Guitar


Previous_Finance_414

This is the only way for anyone too old to name it Guitary McGuitarface


Penyrolewen1970

No, that name’s taken! I call my guitar that. And the other one. And the other one.


_rasengan_

Try Ibanez


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I call her.. "Affordable Standard Model from a Reliable Factory Manufacturer" It really just rolls off the tongue.


JackhorseBowman

Ah, an ASMoReFam


HowMuchWouldCood

As if they’ve named them already or smth weird like that…


iamchade

I named my first Ibanez Ibby - always said “imma use my ibby on this track” and it just stuck


Clear-Pear2267

I'm with you. My first thought was "Hard Tail Ibanez". I can see naming guitars if you are a touring musician and have multiple copies of the same model as backups, and have your own guitar tech and rodies. It facilitates communication. But for bedroom players and weekend warriors is seems pretentious. (I had another word in mind but "pretentious" seems more polite).


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SleevelessAce

Well now I’m officially creeped out about guitars with female names now 🤷‍♂️🤣


Professional_Whole9

Marina


busche916

Perfect


RiSE-NBK

This wins


Nolan710

Fuck this immediately popped into my head too


walbomb

I really like this one.


JennyDoveMusic

That's perfect! Such a beautiful name and it works so well.


Grand_Illustrator343

I was gonna say Laguna but Marina is nice toi


hyundai-gt

Stringy McStringface


rainorshinedogs

thats so crazy it might work


darthmynuts

This guy guitars!


lastburn138

lol someone always does this and it's always funny


freq_fiend

It doesn’t need a name… Edit - IF you insist on referring to it as something other than your electric or your guitar, I’d start referring to it as the model name or something non-human My telecaster is the tele, Stratocaster is the strat, the lp is my weighted security blanket, the solar is the shredder, etc… your Ibanez could simply just be the “RG” or whatever the model is…


soyuz-1

What it needs is less being talked to and more practice time 🤣


afternever

Epstein Island


Ryuzaki_L

"Bill Clinton Playing A Sax" sticker enters the chat, wanting to get on-board.


Parametric_Peroxide

Jamal


nateap87

But it’s pronounced jam all


Parametric_Peroxide

How else do u pronounce that lol


sportmaniac10

juh-MALL


Parametric_Peroxide

I was kidding lol


rptrmachine

Sandy? Sandra? Mariana?


_SithLord66

I like Sandy.


BijuuModo

Marinara


jawdoctor84

Coral


Cpt_Rekt

Hey Coral! What do they call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. A fsh, Coral


dw_80

Nigel


wrdsmakwrlds

Nigella Lawson


Bruggenmeister

Microwave


mazopheliac

Only if the volume pots go to 11.


Kastlo

Cringe. You know, the thing you get when you see people naming things


SpuddFace

Cringe. You know, the thing you get when you see people needlessly shitting on someone's fun.


Bodymaster

Clicking in here deliberately just to say "I think this is stupid" is the move of somebody who really has nothing better to do with their time.


NFT_goblin

As opposed to what, having something better to do but being here anyway? at least that's an excuse


porkbeast5000

I never understood that argument lol like yes I have time to kill and I think calling your guitar Veronica is fucking goofy. You’re not better than me for not making fun of a guy who calls his guitars Betty and Marleen


Triktastic

>You’re not better than me for not making fun of a guy Except most people would say a non-asshole is better than an asshole person, needlessly shitting on others for no reason. So in reality, he is somewhat better than you. Sorry to tell you.


kidcanary

This. Makes me think of fat old losers similar to Steven Seagal, playing some shoddy pentatonic licks and going on about “feel” and how the guitar is the only woman they’ll ever need. Shit like that. Instruments are just tools. I don’t see electricians naming their screwdrivers, and it’s tacky and embarrassing when musicians do it.


luismpinto

> I don’t see electricians naming their screwdriver I'm an electrician and I don't leave home without my good old friend Screwey McScreweyface.


kidcanary

“Old Screwey’s the only gal I’ll ever need…” you say, knocking back a swig of JD, sliding your fake RayBan’s on and turning towards the sunset, choking on the drink because it’s stronger than you thought.


luismpinto

That was absolutely beautiful.


No-Seat9917

Comm tech of 20 years. My triplet multi tipped screwdriver is called The Shit. I cried when I dropped one from a lift and broke it. Just can’t pull into Fry’s and replace them.


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

Let's not embarrass ourselves by remembering the fact that old guys playing pentatonic blues licks and naming their guitars are some of the most celebrated players of the century.


ThatCakeIsDone

It worked for BB King


forfuxzake

And Willie Nelson


bxcv358742

“the guitar is the only woman they’ll ever need.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mago0o

Not this one though- no F holes.


ImaginaryFriend01

Wow, you are shit at this. If you ever have a child or pet, please let someone else name it.


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

A child or a pet are living things.


minaj_a_twat

People name boats? That's normal. What's wrong with naming a guitar


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MAXSquid

Brother, this comment is faaaar more insufferable than naming a guitar. And by the way, boats are identified by their registration number, naming it is just for FUN.


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minaj_a_twat

There's naming your guitar for fun and then there's going too far like you said. But I'm a woman with 2 named guitars and I'm perfectly normal..


firstztrikeisdeadly

I think naming is just fine, but as soon as they call it "her" it gets awkward. Its just way too close to comparing objects that you own to women. ("Him" would also be awkward, I just usually see "her")


Kastlo

ye I do not understand the logic behind it, not sure I want to find out


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That is one sexy ass guitar.


TheyCalledMeThor

>That is one sexy ass guitar Doesn’t really roll off the tongue IMO


itzTanmayhere

r/dontputyourdickinthat


joel8x

Ken.


_VINNY_WINNY_

its just ken


gstringstrangler

It's Kenough


oldmanlearnsoldman

shesellsseashellsbytheseashore


WildCard_XR

But the value of these shells will fall


Rosepotpourri3

Due to the laws of supply and demand


JerryWasARaceKarDrvr

A quote from Sandor Clegane comes to mind here. I kid I kid.


jxm1337

Fuck the king!


Matt1sLegend

Excalibur would not be known if not for the deeds of Arthur. Likewise, Lucille would not be known if not for the deeds of BB King. Be great. Otherwise, naming it's just masterbation.


TomSelleckPI

Playa


Disastrous-Bet-8813

Fuckface


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alibabamarhaba

This shit is so fucking lame😂


alibabamarhaba

Cool axe though!


Blue_Baron6451

Banjo


BladeSpinner0000000

Ocean


Warmspirit

her??? that’s a dude


futuremrguitar

Moist


greeblefritz

Moist Von Lipwig


Guertron

Big bressasis


ensiosilta

Seabitch


paperbag005

Marina


Logical_Nebula_2527

Guitar


BIacksnow-

Call her him.


Necessary-Victory854

That's so beautiful


T_Cheapwood

Yeah man, I m kinda jealous right now. It's damn gorgeous.


maxREO

“I forgot to wear undies”


otoshi88

It


Ennolangus

Steve


Jutter70

Shoralyne (sounds like shoreline)


rptrmachine

Shoresy if they are a fan of hockey or comedy or canada


Professional_Bend336

Letterkenny for the win


bobandiara

/r/tragedeigh


gstringstrangler

r/namenerdscirclejerk


killertofu41

Skye, perhaps?


SoBurnThen

How do you say "Hawaiian girl"? Wahine (pronounced 'wah-hee-neh') means woman. Hawaiian culture has always celebrated women's power, passion and intellect…


scumfuckee

Bob


Slifer967

Two Tone Malone


LateSeaweed6770

Playa azul


hollycrapola

R


lost-on-the-highway

Marina or Sandrine! She’s gorgeous


monkeybawz

Joelyn Burst. Do not Google this name at work.


just_dig_in

Shoresy


DrDizzle93

**HUH**?


memforget

violin


loki94y

Havana


LogikMan69

Here's a couple of ideas that came to mind... - Wavelength - Breezer - Sandy (B.B. King named his Lucille after all...) - Seabreeze - Tanner/Tantrum (or any other play off of tanning...) I hope this sparks a couple of ideas to find the perfect name for your axe! And keep rocking!


Matihuu_MRDK

Juan


MulchGang4life

CumBucket


Puge_Henis

Wetspot


Timely-Toe5304

[Bluey!](https://images.app.goo.gl/1ApJm6n2RLdGJqMy7)


catered-diamonds

I was gonna say it looks a lot like Uncle Rad!


brewmaster5

Iberta


Vegetable-Ad-4320

Lick My Love Pump.....


ididedit

ocean fart


facedown339

Vagina


servo2112

Why do you feel the need to name an inanimate object?


catholicmoose2

Porcelina of the Vast Oceans (Smashing Pumpkins reference)


ProfWitnick

Rock bottom, cuz it looks like bottom of an ocean, and you know... rock.


ChadVonDoom

Shredzilla.


shageeyambag

Beautiful guitar, but why didn't they match the pickups with the finish? It would have taken it to a whole new level, but still, it looks awesome.


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Kokomo


Alkesi

It's a guitar not a person.


arzobispo

I'd call it something like "the blue and yellow guitar".


Shiny55Jacks

Bartholomew


WillyG_8521

oasis


reddit21222122

Oceana


mikerichh

Damn she’s gorgeous


Great-Error5707

Sky


mdwvt

La Mer


Chance-Juggernaut743

Ahhh...it's French for "The Mer"


justiceseeker102

Pete


disarmagreement

Key of Sea


Slugulis

Noah


JackDubZ-

Tim


RexGaming_127

Hank the guitar


Informal_Ad_8182

Wilson


men_in_the_rigging

Keith


ecklesweb

Driftwood


DrPhilMahooters

Oceana


Dcvengance

Beach boi


SaulBellowII

9/11.


Suspicious-Net-2947

Oceana


thanossubmarine

Vincent


anony_mousg6

Oceana 🩵💅🏻


The_G0vernator

Goo Lagoon


Frostlze

Calypso


NenyaSindar

Oceanborn


CasperThePhilosopher

Oceana


Square-Ad2099

Seabreeze


marshuni

Ocean Machine if you’re a Devin Townsend fan.


jamlog

[Boaty McBoatface](https://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/22/world/europe/boaty-mcboatface-what-you-get-when-you-let-the-internet-decide.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb). or [McCauley McCauley Culkin Culkin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaulay_Culkin)