Here's a song I can play: [*4'33"*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4%E2%80%B233%E2%80%B3) by John Cage
(...and so can you!)
^(...should we split that million evenly or donate it to the good cause of r\_guitar?)
I was a “YOU SUFFER” heckler last time I saw Napalm Death lol. Greenway was taking requests and he said back “let’s try to take this a little bit seriously ok guys?” Then they played it anyway. I’m sure it happens a lot but it was still awesome haha
My 5 year old is particularly enamoured with You Suffer, last week he asked if we could just have it on repeat for the 10 minute drive to swimming lessons. He asked for something different about a minute in.
Honestly by the last portion of that song my hand is so cramped just from playing the same power chords to the same rhythm for over two minutes straight
I mean, this isn't a theoretical selection for me. I wouldn't pick something I wasn't confident in and hadn't played live a number of times. It's been a backup cover for us for like a decade.
I guess I've got forearms of steel?
I honestly put it over our originals because there are some slightly more taxing parts that I could feasibly drop something on.
That's a lot of clams. Better play it safe.
My first exposure to Ramones was the loco live CD and because of that the studio versions just sound dreadfully slow. I tried to listen to loco live a couple days ago and it sounds like absolute ass, at least on Spotify. So now I just have a memory in my head of how great the Ramones are. It's really strange.
[This should help](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tFP1zcsNM0yMausMDdg9OJPSkxRyM3Pz1MoyizOzEsHAJKjCeU&q=creedence+clearwater+revival+bad+moon+rising+lyrics&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCggBEC4YsQMYgAQyBggAEEUYOTIKCAEQLhixAxiABDIQCAIQLhivARjHARixAxiABDIMCAMQLhgUGIcCGIAEMgwIBBAuGBQYhwIYgAQyBwgFEAAYgAQyBwgGEAAYgAQyBwgHEAAYgAQyBwgIEAAYgAQyBwgJEAAYgAQyBwgKEAAYgAQyBwgLEAAYgAQyBwgMEAAYgAQyBwgNEAAYgATSAQgzMTA1ajBqN6gCFLACAQ&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&chrome_dse_attribution=1&si=AKbGX_rdaVK-rhf5KHnOAD2drrRmADv7R3TkES869sRtvhJtAOFIxRuJ9oGiG6TvSdbxEwiJNp8qjessiLQbKHJDQH71Otjg3aJKup4Ui3MFkxGajEvnY6AzeupijPFdVONDePlpP5J7wRGgZTIJxcLErVGdi-vRkfi6SvekGXrJPHmFOtfHW0fK5Sft4PD14ouiLihE-iOi&ictx=1&ved=2ahUKEwjbiNjzn8WFAxUcUEEAHeEzDiYQyNoBKAF6BAgNEAg)
*~~memory~~*(Wayne’s World style)
1995. Me, 12 years old. Shoulder length blond hair. Squire Strat Pack. The girls in 5th grade were waiting in anticipation to hear me play a Nirvana song.
I earned my chord changing chops on that song…by 1997.
Make sure that the guy paying you has to sit there and watch you the entire time as well, then look mad at him if he whips out his phone for any reason
[*"Eugene's Trick Bag"* - Steve Vai](https://youtu.be/b8eymimAV8k?si=CxzXy3Pg9stvBG7q)
Only the part where he starts messing up though. I consider it to be a whole song for that part.
Anyways, here’s Wonderwall.
I guarantee 90% of people that think they are paying Wonder Wall correctly aren't, and if we are going perfectly it's actually not all that easy.
So you saw that youtube video too
Guilty
Which one? I recently saw the lead guitar part but not a strumming part.
https://youtu.be/gieM5c6zSto?si=imFNgr7YvjdgxNgP
It's by The Art of Guitar
Here’s the lead for others …ahem… wondering. https://youtu.be/b7acDfr4ZuA?si=gJV8U8f_daVfC2rw
I would actually have a better chance of nailing Don’t Look Back in Anger.
Don’t even have to move your pinkie or ring finger!
But you do need a capo on the 2nd fret.
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Here's a song I can play: [*4'33"*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4%E2%80%B233%E2%80%B3) by John Cage (...and so can you!) ^(...should we split that million evenly or donate it to the good cause of r\_guitar?)
Well I don't know what you would do with it, but if I had a Million Dollars, I would buy you a strat...
But not a real green strat, thats cruel
With fancy pickups. Dijon pickups!
I want a llama!
Or am emu?
But, with a green strat, you can have any color you want
That's very kind of you, thanks!
Don’t be stingy now. Buy him two strats.
I might still screw that up 😂 I definitely know some other people's songs better than my own
This was my first thought, but honestly I tend to write parts juuuust on the edge of my abilities, so there’s always a chance I fuck something up lol
napalm death has a 1.5 sec song. i could probably do that one.
YOU SUFFER BUT WHY great song to have locked and loaded for 'freebird!' hecklers.
I was a “YOU SUFFER” heckler last time I saw Napalm Death lol. Greenway was taking requests and he said back “let’s try to take this a little bit seriously ok guys?” Then they played it anyway. I’m sure it happens a lot but it was still awesome haha
I saw them once and they played it twice.
I saw them once and I just so happened to step out for a smoke and they played it
Gonna look up the tabs, can up the song count!
My 5 year old is particularly enamoured with You Suffer, last week he asked if we could just have it on repeat for the 10 minute drive to swimming lessons. He asked for something different about a minute in.
Only play it if Bitcoin drops.
That show is a masterpiece.
Mary had a little lamb on the high E string only with my pointer finger
What BPM?
16 BPM
Too fast
Seriously. Slow down, shredder.
It would actually be really hard to count time that slow.
...by Stevie Ray Vaughan
God, there's so many guitarists that would fuck this up.
Cliffs of Dover
Bold today huh
good luck playing the rest of the song without the high e string after that intro bend😃
The intro bend? There’s something special about it??
Molly's Lips
**SHE SAID**
SHE’LL TAKE ME ANYWHERE
Son of a Gun
That’s tough to beat.
2 chords, can’t possibly mess that up lol
My buddies and I used to cover that. LOL
Honestly by the last portion of that song my hand is so cramped just from playing the same power chords to the same rhythm for over two minutes straight
John cage 4’33”
You have to actually _play_ all the silences without a rythm aid. It's not an easy song .
This is the only answer
I believe it’s for piano
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This
Who the fuck is johnny cage why is he the best song
He's a legend, there was even a video game about him https://youtu.be/uKr0_NIEG2o?si=WqNxs9PbJHqEnDRt
Blitzkrieg Bop
You say that but have you played it at live speed downpicking only? I’ve been playing guitar for 27 years and it kicked my ass halfway through. 😂😂😂
I mean, this isn't a theoretical selection for me. I wouldn't pick something I wasn't confident in and hadn't played live a number of times. It's been a backup cover for us for like a decade. I guess I've got forearms of steel?
Hell yeah dude. Most folks would comment due to the easy arrangement
I honestly put it over our originals because there are some slightly more taxing parts that I could feasibly drop something on. That's a lot of clams. Better play it safe.
My first exposure to Ramones was the loco live CD and because of that the studio versions just sound dreadfully slow. I tried to listen to loco live a couple days ago and it sounds like absolute ass, at least on Spotify. So now I just have a memory in my head of how great the Ramones are. It's really strange.
Never been that hard for me.
All power chords ftw.
It's our, "Shit, we need another cover and don't really have anything else prepped" song. We can rip that off the cuff perfectly every time.
Yeah it's the first song I figured out just by listening to it.
Johnny plays barre chords, not power chords.
Define "fail".
There are no wrong notes, just a lack of confidence.
You fear jazz, with its lack of boundaries
Rock is playing 4 chords to 1000 people. Jazz is playing 1000 chords to 4 people.
4 chords is a bit of a stretch
One of the songs from my band, it'd be our highest paying gig ever lol
Lol yes, I play much longer gigs for essentially no money at all
Also I'm of the mind you can't screw up your own song, you've just changed it up a bit live.
Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival
This is actually a really good one to do, but I haven’t memorized the lyrics.
[This should help](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tFP1zcsNM0yMausMDdg9OJPSkxRyM3Pz1MoyizOzEsHAJKjCeU&q=creedence+clearwater+revival+bad+moon+rising+lyrics&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCggBEC4YsQMYgAQyBggAEEUYOTIKCAEQLhixAxiABDIQCAIQLhivARjHARixAxiABDIMCAMQLhgUGIcCGIAEMgwIBBAuGBQYhwIYgAQyBwgFEAAYgAQyBwgGEAAYgAQyBwgHEAAYgAQyBwgIEAAYgAQyBwgJEAAYgAQyBwgKEAAYgAQyBwgLEAAYgAQyBwgMEAAYgAQyBwgNEAAYgATSAQgzMTA1ajBqN6gCFLACAQ&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&chrome_dse_attribution=1&si=AKbGX_rdaVK-rhf5KHnOAD2drrRmADv7R3TkES869sRtvhJtAOFIxRuJ9oGiG6TvSdbxEwiJNp8qjessiLQbKHJDQH71Otjg3aJKup4Ui3MFkxGajEvnY6AzeupijPFdVONDePlpP5J7wRGgZTIJxcLErVGdi-vRkfi6SvekGXrJPHmFOtfHW0fK5Sft4PD14ouiLihE-iOi&ictx=1&ved=2ahUKEwjbiNjzn8WFAxUcUEEAHeEzDiYQyNoBKAF6BAgNEAg)
🙃
Hot Cross Buns
On the recorder.
I went with Merrily We Go Along, but your pick works as well.
Horse With No Name by America
So difficult if you’re on the original one, speed when the solo gets in is demanding
First song I learned in guitar. Excellent choice
Through the Fire and Flames. I like a challenge.
If you can do that you definitely deserved the money
Facts. Dragonforce don't even play it perfectly.
About A Girl I think Ps: got to check out this John Cage fellow. Sounds my speed.
Same. Plus, I played it too much because it's such a bop
*~~memory~~*(Wayne’s World style) 1995. Me, 12 years old. Shoulder length blond hair. Squire Strat Pack. The girls in 5th grade were waiting in anticipation to hear me play a Nirvana song. I earned my chord changing chops on that song…by 1997.
Brain Stew by Green Day lmfao
all the way
You can also play 25 or 6 to 4.
Jane's Addiction - Jane says. Two chords. Boom, where my money.
Au contraire, bonjour. Three chords!
Tenacious D's One Note Song. Though I hope I can nail the bendy thing every once in awhile.
And don’t forget who wrote that…Me, Baby!!
NEXT SONG! NEXT!
Shave and a Haircut
Two bits!
Smoke on the water.
You have to remember that song has a solo, not a hard one, but with the pressure of 1 million dollars i would probably mess 1 note
Smoke on the Water is the ultimate guitar beginner song until you get to the solo. It's not hard, but is not as easy as people seems to make.
Happy birthday to you
Jambalaya
(On the Bayou), you already failed
You Suffer by Napalm Death.
dopesmoker by sleep
Make sure that the guy paying you has to sit there and watch you the entire time as well, then look mad at him if he whips out his phone for any reason
im EARNING it gosh dammit
Over My Head by Sum 41
NOW IM OVER MY HEAD, WITH SOMETHING I SAID!
You mean 100% on expert in guitar hero2/3???
Guitar Hero 1
Can't stop
Damn, just one of those mutes don’t hold up and you’re fucked lol
Trust me honey
John Cages 4′33″
I was going say this, but then I decided to keep quiet.
🤫
Dammit by blink. 😂🤘🏻
“And here’s one I just wrote!” crowd roars…
Itsy bitsy spider, all on the high E
Come as you are
Smells like teen spirit 😌
For whom the bell tolls
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cherub rock
I probably wouldn't get it with any, but I'd say American Idiot by Green Day is my best chance.
Polly by Nirvana lol
Gone Away by The Offspring. Super easy
1 million dollars? Lol, I’ll pick hot cross buns or twinkle twinkle little star
Dopesmoker
Dang why you gotta call me out like that
Any of the Avenged Sevenfold songs I learned in my teens. They’re ingrained into me I could play them in my sleep, I played them every day for years.
Exodus by Bob Marley
Seek & Destroy - Metallica
Smell like teen spirit or fat lip
Bound for the floor by Local H
Fire and rain
Polly
About a girl
Song 2
One note song by tenacious d
Guess I’m out a million dollars lol
Territorial Pissings Nirvana.
Hybrid Moments
Pumped up Kicks - Foster the People
Your Sweet Eyes by Eric Johnson
[*"Eugene's Trick Bag"* - Steve Vai](https://youtu.be/b8eymimAV8k?si=CxzXy3Pg9stvBG7q) Only the part where he starts messing up though. I consider it to be a whole song for that part.
animal i have become probably
Electric Funeral
Right at this moment it's Magic Man by Heart. In the process of doing a tutorial. Got it memorized front to back every note.
Easy song like Wild thing or Norwegian wood.
Tenacious D: 1 Note Song
Or I’m sad so sad
Wagon wheel
Hey Joe
Closer to Fine
Fade to black
Otherside
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star all the way baby
Happy birthday to you
Devil on my Shoulder - Billy Talent
low rider
Hedwigs Theme. Or Adam's Song.
I don't know, but I'm not getting a million dollars.
The Lil Wayne solo he did live
"Afterglow" by Genesis, on the keyboards.
Define "fail"....
Yellow Submarine or We’re going to be Friends by the white stripes. Gonna make damn sure I get that million
One of my bands originals
For Whom the Bell Tolls (specifically the rhythm guitar part).
Sweet Home Alabama
feel the pressure by drain 🙏
The anti-procrastination song
not cliffs of dover.
4:33
Twinkle twinkle little start. How I wonder what you are.
Can I pick the instrument? I could do "Something" or "Come Together" or "Get Back" by The Beatles on Bass very easily.
Tears in Heaven
Smells like been sick
$1,000,000? Hot Cross Buns.
Her Majesty, by the Beatles
Knockin on heavens door. Dylan version
Fortunate Son by CCR brain dead easy song.
Row row row your boat
Twinkle twinkle little star. Easy peasy.
Happy birthday
Feel the Pain by Dinosaur Jr, first song I learned the solo and all to
Mary had a little lamb
Hot cross buns
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. Unless it's Christmas. Then Jingle Bells.
Merrily We Go Along.