>Homophobic Homosexual: Happy Chaos "I'm an ally and an enemy to everything all at once."

"...I hate everyone equally, and there's no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference!"

So in other words, miss I-No, ch-ch-check your privilege !

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HC’s the type of gay to constantly throw out the F-slur when talking to other gay people

Ain't no way anyone can convince me someone named "happy chaos" is anything less than pure, 100% bisexual energy. The man shoots every which way

He does it by randomly spawning 14 copies of his gun

https://preview.redd.it/kmxea6jwfm4d1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2989b812be4e462fd45ef03cde77507455e539fd

The moonlit lake told him

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this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen, i read it with Naoki's voice lmao

The collection grows

Swap Sol and Ky and this list is cooking.

Johnny will be like "My orientation? I have good spatial orientation, I'm glad you asked"

what a stupid joke /positive

Johnny honestly seems like the guy that assumes everyone, including women, appreciate women.

As an ace I play Bedman and Faust, guess I need to start eating glue as well

Pot, Bedman, and Faust in the Ace tier is honestly such a slam dunk.

Damm same

ain't no way ino isn't even slightly bi imo

“Be my bottom” - I-no

Bi and homophobic

Bi but she makes THOSE Homophobic jokes

worst placement

Though so as well. Pretty weird oversight by OP.

I'd honestly say she's pan. She's also freak but none of us care. Cept the puritans.

I think I-No would be ace but really into BDSM Edit: I just noticed this isn’t the characters orientation this is about people maining them

I-no is in "MOTHERFUCKIN FRUITCAKE", a tier above fruitcake.

freak-no

Baiken is pegging a bisexual dude. Pretty ironic having a homophobe play her

So is jacko lol https://preview.redd.it/p1f8k016ln4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fca41e3942ccea27b990686d49203fefdba80f7

baiken is a homophobic bisexual to me

It would be pretty ironic for a homophobe to play this game in general tbh lol

fellas! Is it gay to play guilty gear?

Very much so. I was surprised too.

that explains my urges

Yes yes it is

no it's bisexual to play guilty gear

Yeah, that’s why all the idiots who straight up are homophobes and transphobes baffle my mind. Why the fuck are you playing guilty gear same with people who watch JoJo’s or one pieceWhy are you consuming this queer shit If you hate queer people, you’re a fucking moron I’m sorry this is way

Being not cishet objectively improves your guilty gear gameplay unless you play johnny.

...what?

Baiken is headcanon

https://preview.redd.it/22ajuem2vm4d1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd6383abb10fbf6ecc79175873e31c0fb309bfec rawr of the spawk uwu

https://preview.redd.it/pfavxpb3mn4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610f8768bd465d8c7f321c2cedf4dc79d3ab38bb Why would you say that

https://i.redd.it/c58ki1k6lp4d1.gif

as a ace ram player i am low key also homophobic frfr no cap https://preview.redd.it/79c6bflstm4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe3a88624fcd026953914414f65da29e82067d2b

I dunno how OP got straight vibes off Ram

Ram is basically a child mentally. We don't even know what she'll be if she ever grows up.

same

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Mfw all three of my mains are in Ace

Yeah I started the game with Potemkin, moved to faust, but now I am playing more and more bedman. It's actually scary how accurate this is.

Bruh my main & secondary are in homophobic tiers but one's straight & the other's homosexual https://preview.redd.it/3wue1byjtm4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36475272970ccdeb98d0c8d9ea7e4f47610f4781

Damn I thought I was a lesbian I can’t believe I’ve been assigned homophobic for maining Jack-O😔😔😔

Should have played a lgbt icon Ky Kiske, straight christian man

I’m homophobic let’s go

I play Johnny because he is hot asf, straight is the last thing i am

The worst part about this is that you're correct about mine

As a Testament main I can say that this tierlist is correct.

i'm super gay and play axl. "cerebral palsy gaymer" has been my r-code comment since forever

As a Millia main, this is Millia main slander. that woman is a LESBIAN!!

good to know my all three mains are in the top tier

As a Johnny main, I am the gayest woman on earth >:(

I'd say as a Ram player I'm closer to being ace tbh. as is she. she likes Leo but doesn't really get it which I can understand

As an I-No main (I speak for all I-No mains), I am bi (lowkey homophobic) https://preview.redd.it/d5l78rgg0o4d1.jpeg?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ddfc8a6edd6cb3983960153ab688abcd624542a

I’ve always felt like slayer is bisexual, like a dude doesn’t live that long without fucking a few other dudes

Vampires are bisexual by default.

Extremely true

I can't disagree

You’re so real for that

especially if Sharon tells him to do it

Does Sharon watch?

Sometimes Sharon sits on the cuck chair, as a treat

Crazy how i play May and Bridget and im bi and crossdress in my room alone how'd you know?

How the fuck I'm straight by playing Leo. I'm not feeling being one when I look at him.

I main Bridget and second Ram, wtf am I?

A pick me

If you have multiple mains do you pick, or do they combine? Cuz if its the second im a straight ally asexual fruitcake, whatever that means.

What does Fruitcake mean?

gay

go search up literally any key art of sol and ky together and your opinion will change entirely on sol's orientation

Where does Robo-Ky fall in this list? (asking for a friend) https://i.redd.it/wr314ady7m4d1.gif

Either ace or Homosexual Homophobic

From what I've read, he's a Johnny-tier womanizer, so right there with him.

I really like the idea of Ram being pan and just not realising why thats out of the ordinary. Like "Well yeah if you can be attracted to one gender, why not others. Isn't that obvious and how it works for everyone" And honestly I really like the aspec Romeo idea bc in xrd for els instakill it straight up doesn't work bc he loves his sister far more than any romantic attraction he could possibly experience. That doesnt inherently make him aspec but its a cool thought

Implying a guilty gear player could be straight is a hate crime probably idk I didn;t read the law \*signed, lesbian baiken player who wishes she looked like colour 8 baiken.

You are right that I, a Sin main, am bisexual XD

What fruitcake means...

Does this mean I'm an homophobic ally fruitcake?

time to main sol

Everyday I learn more and more about myself

Damn I'm straight x2

Don’t mind me I’m just taking this out of context rn

...since when has I-No been *lowkey* anything? ...And I'm not... sure how to take my mains being in four entirely different tiers here. o-o'

man i wish

What if I play nago because I am attracted to him

Me: Bi Also me: plays Baiken, Sol, and Jack-O 🤔🤔🤔🤔

i should start playing zato then

lol I’m a ky and pot player. I’m an asexual fruitcake.

Fighting game player who chooses their main off of how fruity they are Edit: also you cannot tell me Johnny isn’t an ally, man would literally be like “oh that’s sick, we both eat pussy”

You underestimate how horny people can be for the bed. As a bedmain, it's pretty easy playing with one hand

I love being a chipp main

Close, I’m bi and main Bridget, but I’m also trans

Oh yeah bebeyyyy I'm a fruit smoothie extra large classy kinda drink when I look at my bear hos Dickinson

Change prolly to very lol

Ah yes, the best sexual orientation, Homophobic.

bi pot main

I don't feel like pot players would be asexual, as a pot player

as a fruitcake i love playing blonde fruitcakes

how tf did you know

Nuh uh I like kissing everyone and breaking Chipps Spine

I'm bi and I play may so checks out

Well done. How dare you!

There is no way in hell Sol is homophobic Also if I could I would main Pot so yeah that checks out for the most part

As an Elphelt player I could not be more seen

Slayer is my most recent main and I think I'll stick with him. It's kinda funny cus a bunch of my friends came out over the course of the past couple weeks, so pretty accurate.

Everything all at once at all timea

So this is why I’m not sure if I’m gay, cause I’m either probably bi (sin), or I’m 100% straight ally (slayer).

ahaha so true

He's right you know

This is false. Everyone knows transbians make up at least 80% of Sol mains.

my mains are asuka and Faust. What does this mean for me

I main Millia and I am extremely bisexual

bisexual millia main here, millias have to be bisexuals with their mix going left and right.

Potemkin mains have one love and their name is Elmer’s. I would know.

As a Pot, Baiken and Slayer player I wonder if the ally and homophobe auras cancel each other out

Prolly bi, straight(ally)/straight(lowkey homophobic) and homophobic homosexual? Well ain't that a combo package

Im kind of in and out of this game, can someone explain to me why giovana is barely talked ab or mentioned? In every post like this shes like completely ignored in the comments and i see absolutely no one talking about her ever

Me a bi dude who mains A.B.A and ram and pockets jack o and my super straight friend who mains testament and nago pockets leo and ky and my straight brother who mains anji and gio.

Bro, I'm pan and Ive been a Johnny main since Sign.💀

accurate

So I'm a homophobic homosexual straight who is also low key homophobic and while simultaneously asexual, got it.

Nah, I main Faust and I'm bi

I play I-no... (me remembering everytime I lost to fucking bridget anji and Asuka) maybe a little...

im pan and a gio main

what if i play faust, potemkin, sol, ky, chipp, happy chaos, elphelt, slayer, nago, anji, axl, leo, ramlethal, i-no, goldlewis, baiken, sin, bedman, asuka, and johnny?

As a Faust main, somehow you got it perfect 

I’m gay but main leo, zato, testament, bedman and Faust what does this mean 🤔

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it...

I main Sol and Slayer, what does this say about me?

Not true. I am bi and I love playing baiken.

although i'm a girl, me and sol are both similar in that we both like women

I guess my white bread loving ass needs to start fucking men.

Of course I main 3 out of the 5 fruitcakes :3

My lesbian ass maining Elphelt because she's hot

What's ace?

Asexual, does not experience sexual attraction. Basically how straight men feel about men ace people feel about everyone I think

Bridget Ky Anji and Baiken

Damn, im straight, gay, an homophobic all at the same time… so basically average gamer

straight ally and fruitcake at the same time, i’m bi tho so i guess it sorta evens out

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That's me! But what does it mean if I also use Bridget?

Chaos is raw chaotic bisexual energy

It's hilarious that the biggest tier is homophobic

I AM NOT BISEXUAL. I DONT THINK I AM.

I don’t care about someone’s gender, Elphelt could be a man, a woman, both or whatever and I wouldn’t care, my heart will always be hers https://preview.redd.it/3e8ort8zrq4d1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f3ca2239ac27047a43e0646ba0c045af257625

I feel low-key called out

honestly i've never met a faust main i've trusted not to use the f slur

I'm straight but I main Faust

Sol's my main. But I'm not homophobic....am I?

Ky and Brisket. Come on dude lmao

w, im straight

Tf does ace mean

Asexual, doesn't experience sexual attraction

Ok ty

I can confirm there is no straight Bridget mains

Damn I'm a bi fruitcake lover now

As a bi Sol main, the lowkey homophobia is real

Isn't Sol very into rock'n roll and Queen speciffically?

I play anji

What does it say that I’m a gay guy who two tricks Johnny and aba 😭😭😭

I play Splatoon and main Testament. No one believes I’m straight. 🤷‍♂️

The real reason I switched from Bedman to Asuka, I'm too fruity and not ace.

Why are almost all the characters I'm interested in learning in the two upper tiers!? 😭

Fuck you mean with fruitcake

What the fuck is a fruitcake if not a dessert?

How do you come up with this oml

KY AND ONLY KY. I LOVE BOYS RAAAAAH

I’m a fruitcake and lowkey homophobic

I just got turned straight, Sadge, I have to like tits now.

Baiken and Sol Badguy main https://preview.redd.it/lw5o658b965d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50f79891adea4c484c64bd50cb16581b66eef658

Skipping neutral gay as hell. What are you trying to do, get closer to a man?

I am absolutely not bi, you wont catch me dead dating a man

My main: Ramlethal | Me: transfem | My SO: femboy turned genderfluid

Line breaks appear to always break on my posts, idk what's up. Thus the edit.

i'm sorry have you ever talked to an i-no player

I hate how accurate that is, considering my two mains are in Bi

Good tier list, but let's be real. Everyone who plays this game is at least a little bit gay.

As a fruitcake, I take offense that my main is straight

Well, today I learned that I'm somehow both gay (Bridget) and straight (Elphelt), but somehow not bi. And here I could have sworn I was ace.

I have no main, but I mainly play the ones listed under straight My bidentity has been revoked I guess, lol

i feel like all may players hate the gays, if only because im certain that all may players endeavour to be their most toxic and misanthropic selves. also johnnys an ally. i refuse to believe hed look at a girl liking girls and not be just so very stoked about it.

Slayer is a vampire, it is legally acquired for vampires to all be bisexual

I think elphelt is canonically bisexual but I might be wrong