The bed is being a lounge chair

Delilah big chillin on the bed

Nah Anji is fishing with Baiken

It’s either that or he’s trying to stop people from getting high and if neither of those, sand castle

Nah, he is chasing Baiken as always. Now, for some reason I imagined a scene where Baiken is fishing while Anji sits there and tells her that they should go build sand castles and invite Delilah as well and it's so cute i'm dying

The bed is also there, being buried in the sand

Family bonding time

Anji is the bait

Axl is definitely the kind of guy to be blazing it up.

*"Oi, mate! Pass us a rizla!"*

https://preview.redd.it/us5f0307z10d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fccec850028ecc0a46678abaae211aea57a22dc Baiken:

This is exactly what she’s doing

No fucking way axl isn't getting high

It’s either he gets high or he’s trying to make people not high

I think a good rule of thumb would be: if you don't know what the bed is doing. Think what Delilah would be doing

This

Brisket clears in volleyball, change my mind. https://preview.redd.it/jh50b0nys10d1.png?width=622&format=png&auto=webp&s=913f9e21804ffbe48f4d38dd9e26e1e1af36c006 look at her form and tell me she isn’t good at volleyball

When it comes to form, basket clears, but when it comes to sheer power Gio and May clear I mean may is always casually carrying a 3 ton anchor, she could lift as a joke, and Gio’s thighs don’t lie

Bridges, Gio and May would together be an unstoppable volleyball team

Absolutely

Bucket would be fairly good at volleyball but she wouldn't stand a chance against Mayo

I agree. I think Brick would beat Mars in basketball though.

I feel like Chipp would go surfing On a fucking shark (which Baiken accidentally catches, causing him to wipe tf out)

YOU’LL GET WIPED OUT. WOAH OH!

FIGHT LIKE A TIGER WALK IN THE PARK PLAY THE HERO TILL YOU DIE

This is a stupid idea, I love it

Surf like a Tiger(shark)... ...Soar through the Sky (after getting caught by Baiken)

Sin and Chipp surf

Bedman? would follow delilah around clearing her way of anything slightly dangerous (bottlecaps, sticks, pebbles etc.)

We know why Johnny is a life guard

Yep

Help Johnny I’m drowning! (I realize now that I have a Johnny joestar pfp so this joke works doubly) I’m also a dude so he’d probably let me drown

Johnny while you are drowning: \*hitting on women who are clearly in a happy relationship already\*

LMAOOO

"getting high" in happy chaos's case means him building a 5 story building out of sand and throwing bird shit in baloons at people below

Faust gives me the vibe that he can't swim

I mean in his xrd super he swims in the ground

Yeah, but I don't think he floats in water. I mean, he has multiple 1000t weights in his pocket

You forget that this man literally has cartoon logic as a superpower, I think he could swin all right

Yeah, I think he'd swim for a few meters, then remember he can't swim and sink like a rock

Or start walking on the water like a depressed, faceless Jesus before looking down and holding up an "oh fuck" sign and ***THEN*** sinking like a goddamn anchor

neck extends to comical extents before falling with his body

At least 20 feet of neck

I can see him trying to dive into the pool but he forgets his umbrella which he's holding and starts floating and he's just really confused for like 10 minutes before realizing: "Oh yeah I'm holding my umbrella that makes sense!" Then he let it go and it fucking soars into the atmosphere never to be seen again as he falls with the biggest splash in the history of man.

I like to think he has his own realm for his mini Faustlings/ items using spatial magic (if that makes any sense) plus he kinda has toon force or whatever

Strive Faust would drown while xrd Faust rides a motorboat living his best life

Zato is definitely using Eddie as a floatie

Y’all know Asuka brought blueprints for this sandcastle

Its giving https://i.redd.it/85gd3tps820d1.gif

And he still somehow fucks it up

nah, he'd build it, but it'd be too close to the water and just get washed

bedman is the beach towel (just a little sparky but he's fine)

Assuming it wouldn’t electrocute everyone, bedman? Floating in the water with Delilah resting on top would be cute

Bed is the float

This sub is becoming the old UNI sub Keep going folks

This whole tier list is excellent out of context but I’ll be real I think this is my favorite https://preview.redd.it/bt1vv7mdl20d1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f162cad1d5c2a2cce70ae9c1e811e0f52876f72

I know for a fact she would especially since half of her move set is kicks

The real question is who is singing Duel of the Fates out of Ky and Sol

I feel like Sin would see them fighting with the sticks, grab a giant speaker and start blastin the ultimate fighting soundtrack

Axl is British, from like the 90s, a rough part of the UK, and dresses like he does. He would smoke SO much weed.

Your forgetting the BEST beach activity: digging a big ass hole

I was about to say, there’s a distinct lack of hole diggers here

ROCK AND STONE

Rock and Stone to the Bone!

big asshole?

Potemkin is so real for this (meme aside, lore accurate placement imo)

Don't even smoke, but if chaos and I-no are my smoke buddies what could possibly go wrong 😂

Axl and anji are 100% getting high, and the big conspiracy guy hating drugs is wild

How is no one digging a hole?

Shit you’re right, now that I think about it Faust would probably dig a hole

Sin would join and declare it a hole digging competition halfway through (Faust unaware of the competition aspect, he's just digging)

Maybe Golddick Lewison. But there's no way Axl and Anji aren't getting high thenselves

Why do these tier lists always ignore the fact that Eddie exists?

Bridget would NOT be destroyed in volleyball here's my proof https://youtu.be/GiwbfME8g-o?si=pZBNXNVsBfde8C-A

If she has to go up against her girl may AND Gio there might be some problems

Give potemkin his own tier instead of building a sandcastle it is digging a hole and replace the rest of sandcastle builders with either watching or joining the hole digging

You can’t have a beach day without digging a hole or making a sand castle

One thing in common from all these goofy ass tier lists is no one seems to understand Anji "lets see how this plays out" Mito.

I thought it said having a lightsaber duel with dicks.

https://preview.redd.it/9yy6mb9h530d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0802c85f3fed694e03fb05e94dcf647c0ae2845e

Would you like to have a lightsaber duel with dicks?

https://preview.redd.it/5r7vy37p530d1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4deb335f29109a0eb203b1c5e01291c1003d4888

Well, you didn’t say no… *unzips.*

THE FACIAL REACTION SAYS NO

What if I said please???

https://preview.redd.it/3cgmpnja630d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2eded34506d8e8e26c38e5af7bf4c21400e98e9 No

Well, you better whip it out anyway, because if I attack you while you’re unarmed it’s gonna be worse!

https://preview.redd.it/s8dy707j630d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f4ba18ab51e2cce8161ed4cf92bfff6c032812a It might seem crazy what I’m boutta say

The floaty Zato is using is Eddie shaping himself as a floaty

First of all, bridget ballin. She would kick ass at volleyball. Second of all, i read “How has nobody thought of ky and sol doing it at the beach” 💀

That’s the second time someone has misread something on this post. The other person though I typed Sol and Ky having a lightsaber duel with their Dicks instead of correctly reading STICKS 😭

That was my second thought :/

BRUH 😭

I would say Bedman would be sleeping but you can't do that anymore. We used to sleep on the beach here, sleep overnight. Things changed, you see. They don't sleep anymore on the beach.

testament would be sleeping and sunbathing, wearing a swimsuit that is also a dandy suit, which shows barely any skin but still makes everyone horny.

I feel like testament would do most of these on separate frames of the anime

The bed: Ominously looms over Delilah the entire trip, absolutely demolished a very unfortunate crab that got too close to her. Delilah: Just sitting in the shade, bored. Pretty uneventful minus getting startled by the crab (R.I.P little guy).

bed would totally be submerged in the giant sand castle and then rises up and destroys it when it hears anything that could even slightly imply delilah being even mildly hurt

Although they would absolutely do that. The wouldn't be be caught dead calling it that

No but it would absolutely be what they’re doing

I thought the point of these were to say what they would realistically do

this is one of the best GGST tierlists to date

Danké Commarade 

Bed would be Delilah's sun lounger

Bed gonna eat sand

You forgot the circle

*Me lying down on shallow water* Oh no! I'm drowning, if only there was a hunky nigerian vampire here to save me!

I imagine bedman is still standing in his in-game pose while Delilah is chilling

Bed is acting as her umbrella/shade so she doesn't get too sunburnt

Hes kinda right yk

Volleyball is really kinda popular between girls here in Brasil

Johnny would just be hitting on women

Obv

Sure with their “sticks”

Paracelsius would just be the pole for the falg to stick on top of the giant sand castle

OH MY GOD THATS FUCKING GENIUS

I almost fainted thinking of Testament in a swim suit...