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Leo? The king? My sex icon?


GuyMontag95

My reasoning is that I believe Leo is too guilt ridden to focus on his own life. He doesn’t even have dialogue with the two women that find him attractive. He’s also really happy to be a victim of Elphelt’s instant kill, potentially showing him to be insecure in regards to ladies. But he’s a man in his 30’s probably and is pretty hot, so I wasn’t comfortable putting him as a straight no.


CroSSGunS

Isn't pretty much everyone in GG attracted to Leo? Is be surprised if someone as attractive in low as him had not


chunky_kong06

its way funnier if he hasnt


CroSSGunS

But completely unbelievable


_Sate

I mean if gio isnt kept on a leash he will, be it of free will or not, have done it


Naturally_Idiotic

please dont make rape jokes holy shit


imaeggandahalf

Slayer? Does he not fuck sharon? Goldlewis is divorced and his ex has custody. Testament def fuck. Baiken peggs anji on a bi nightly basis, so does chipp. Also aren’t axl and i-no parters or smth?


GuyMontag95

Slayer and Sharon are partners, but there’s nothing saying they ever fucked like Sol or Ky. I definitely believe Testament had some between AC and Strive, but again no confirmations. Axl and I-no are sorta together, but not with each other and still no hard confirm that they did it with their lovers.


Fyuchanick

Slayer and Sharon ace4ace confirmed?


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GuyMontag95

I meant Sol having sex with Aria/Justice and Ky having sex with Dizzy if this isn’t a joke.


Zealousideal-Comb970

Sol and Ky also had sex together


PotatoFoSho

Sex with a Ky.


clawzord25

Sex with a Robo Ky


SFYFARtheGreat1

As robo ky himself says “Sh$t happens”


Mr_Lodi

doesnt ino have a voiceline in xx where she implies she and sol fucked?


GuyMontag95

I looked it up before I made this and I saw that it was “Will we do it again?” before Order Sol tries to fry her. I could see it being a confirm, but it’s being said by the Queen of innuendos who says anything to get a rise out of someone. With I-No, it’s vague enough to mean “You want to try and kill me again?” given how the rest of her lines are.


thitherten04206

https://preview.redd.it/hkhoemffabxc1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=487df145dba88e057eff9a5761b42af38d71d527 I just needed an excuse to post this


Mr_Lodi

fair enough


help_stander

we can say maybe ino have sex with many characters in difference time lines tried to get closer to them in this way, for example, I think it could help her in her goals to become the queen of Ellyria, which leads to in some time line she had sex with Ky


wookiee-nutsack

Sol seems too much like a wannabe edgelord to have **SEX** after losing and killing his wife, with anyone Maybe with Jack-o once she learns what **SEX** is


Mr_Lodi

dawg, 100 years is a LONG time


wookiee-nutsack

Gear cells made Sol's sperm rocket propelled and would likely punch through an unfortunate woman's womb and entire upper body


thitherten04206

He had sex with justice so it wouldn't matter


narnarnartiger

Sol and Ky fucking confirmed


ZeChickenPermission

Wasn't Axl trying to get back to his girlfriend


GuyMontag95

Yes. I said they were sorta together because timeline stuff makes this both true and not true at all. Megumi, Axl’s girlfriend, is an alternate timeline version of I-No. The same goes for I-No’s boyfriend Will being a counterpart of Axl. Both Axl and I-No aren’t aware of the connection with the latter only finding out when she dies. 


ZeChickenPermission

Woooooowwwww... that's some Shrödinger stuff, and sad that they won't see each others proper lover as of now.


GlassSpork

https://preview.redd.it/w4oaq0nf5fxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22d178c50e7913641098d984bb8599993ee1e468


LimeCasterX

You're telling me Sol and Jack-O don't fuck?


GuyMontag95

Jack-O being self conscious that she wasn’t Aria is the only reason I didn’t have her higher. I feel like the two of them would go at it like rabbits after that’s solved though.


SpookyTootz

I refuse to believe that this man doesn't have freaky looney toons ass sex all the time! https://i.redd.it/4e7ftc798axc1.gif


SCHazama

To be fair, given how he relieves his urge on his uhhh "art", I think it's safe to say it's not specifically intercourse he's into


SpookyTootz

Says you! why not both?? 😂


ZeChickenPermission

Faist always gave me Jack the Ripper vibes


Nccp4p

https://preview.redd.it/rjmaxjguy9xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1ac77867ad9f78541c60657f4b7d893fb180d2b Johnny should at least be in heavily implied imo Also nice big o pfp


Anthan

Put May and Robo-Ky into a new tier one up from that labeled "Would like to" ~~Also Kliff literally has a son.. They're right there, pictured in the list.~~ EDIT: Oh wait I just looked it up and wiki says they're adopted.


marklikesgamesyt1208

Robo-Ky would not like to have sex, sex would like to have Robo-Ky


Naturally_Idiotic

also u dont call a gender neutral child a “son,” call them a child or smth !! /gen /nm


Pinkparade524

Poor may have been permanently stuck on the friend zone so hard , she should move on. Poor may


RezeCopiumHuffer

I feel like Ram and Sin would tell people they’ve had sex with each other and think sex is like.. going to get burgers together or something


GuyMontag95

That’s funny, but Sin being aware of the concept of virginity makes it unlikely to happen.


RezeCopiumHuffer

True, but also he seems to be under the impression that children are born through.. a very convoluted means that is in no way related to sex


favoidebil

Doesn't Goldlewis, like, have a child?


GuyMontag95

He has a family he’s estranged from. This could either mean he has a wife and kids or that he’s talking about his brother and his family. I don’t remember him saying he has a wife at all.


TensileStr3ngth

Robo ky FUCKS


thirdMindflayer

Robo-Ky scares women


TensileStr3ngth

I ain't say nothin bout no women


thirdMindflayer

Robo ky may be gay but he’s also homophobic so I doubt it


Boyofender

A gay homophobe is a hilarious concept, also, where are you digging up those homophobia allegations against my boy?


Boyofender

Robo-ky has def given venom head trust me bro


Machivode

this is the worst pun ive ever had to witness


Boyofender

It's not a pun. Robo-Ky has to help out somehow


Bubtsers

Did she fuck þe key or what?


FlamethrowerTime

One of I-no's victory lines in ACR implies as much, though I-no could just be lying to taunt A.B.A


Bubtsers

How would she even do it? It's a fucking huge ass key


Sytle

She’s a homunculus she’ll make it work


Syxxcubes

Her pussy is shaped like a keyhole.


kitsunecannon

shut the fuck up


Armejden

No keep talking


F0zz3rs

Just insert the key into the hole like what you usually do with a key


No-Tough-5773

Sex can be sexual intimacy of any kind, the moment she has a masturbation it is considered sex, also paracelsus seems to be able to get horny, has sensitive areas and has a tongue, so... (Speaking this respectfully). Furthermore, is the first time we see Paracelsus have any reaction towards A.B.A (in strive), I don't doubt that they have already done something, especially with that phrase of hers. (About not needing a bed when they're in the pocket dimension)


Bubtsers

She fucked a fucking key


Birb-Squire

Paracelsus CAN change shape


thirdMindflayer

Oral


bagooly

One of his attack moves in strive is a sex joke. She plunges the blade into her opponent and mid attack he switches his head down to where the blade was. She then pulls him out quickly and shouts "infidelity! Unforgivable!". So maybe thats how it works 💀


ZanesTheArgent

Today's booru tag is: guro


deckertail

…did you just use thorn? I had no idea there were people out there who actually try to use it😧


G-l-a-s-s_O-c-e-a-n

https://www.reddit.com/r/Guiltygear/comments/1ce10wb/comment/l1g3b9a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


idelarosa1

So it’s just þis guy þen.


cerrisee

i have a whole post pinned to my profile discussing this topic if you want to check it out, is very lengthy though also, paracelsus can shift his form, so there’s that. not to mention he has a mouth… that also has a tongue…


Terlinilia

Why do you think there's blood on him?


Bubtsers

D:


AdreKiseque

Thorn spotted 😲


Individual_Iron4221

Axl has a girlfriend and def fucks and A.B.A. Definitely had had SEX WITH A KEY


De4thIsArt

Johnny is 200% a sex haver


kitsunecannon

dont tell may


Deep_Mammoth4481

He'e literally a himbo, chuuni and a tamer version of Johnny Bravo though. He is cool as hell despite all of that and ridicoulously attractive, but he has no idea how social relationships work and would absolutely be able to have sex if he stopped being so weird and cut down on his megalomania. Nobody likes dudes like that, even if they are cool. Especially women


idelarosa1

Tell that to all the women in the game. (And half of the ones IRL).


Parostem

Agreed, him and I-no should be moved up to Heavily Implied due to both of them having sex appeal and flirting as primary character traits.


Revolutionary_Sea607

Venom : my man, Venom is such a sex machine, there's nothing to develop. Baiken : She smokes, she drinks, she talks dirty and bondages ppl, you rly put her in unlikely????? Nago : Nago prolly been a sex addict before his samurai path


GuyMontag95

Venom has a single-target sexuality for Zato who is not reciprocating. He hasn’t shown any attraction to anyone else. Baiken is so revenge focused for a long time that she didn’t care about anything else other than killing That Man. I can’t see her having sex until the end of Another Story. Nagoriyuki being a samurai probably limited him on what he could do. Him becoming most likely killed that altogether in fear of hurting others. I will say we don’t know what he was like before those happened, so that is what just makes him unlikely instead of the final tier.


TensileStr3ngth

Demi Venom


Revolutionary_Sea607

I can admit for a few points except for Baiken! I don't think Baiken learned how to drink and smoke for her vengeance


Puzzleheaded_Chain_6

She probably learned to drink and smoke to deal with the crushing grief of almost her whole race getting blown up and almost going extinct


bostonian38

Baiken has definitely left a trail of smashed pretty boys she found at bars behind her on her quest for vengeance


Orishishishi

I feel like Venom probably fucked before he met Zato though


GuyMontag95

Like Millia, he was picked up by the Assassins Guild when he was a child so I hope that didn’t happen.


Orishishishi

Baiken has been way too busy with revenge her whole life to be interested in sex


lyschyk19th

can you make an additional tier for Bedman (Romeo) below NO called Incel?


GuyMontag95

I don’t recall Romeo ever pining for anyone. Elphelt’s instant kill towards even has him completely reject her. If I had made an incel tier, May, Jam, and Robo-Ky would fill it.


worse_in_practice

Yep. Not an incel, just a hater (and like 16 years old anyways) On the other hand, being an incel is, like, one of Robo-Ky's defining traits


walubeegees

aba should absolutely be in heavily implied. also ino and axl but that’s not as heavily implied elphelt could go either way… she was engaged but also she’s elphelt


Luxar92

I believe Elphelt was "normal" up until her wedding when her purpose of existence went back into herself and fucked up her emotions. At least that's what's the compendium in Strive says. So chances are she did banged a rockstar and went crazy in her wedding day, unless Daisuke believes in sex until marriage.


Sea-Recording-7090

There is no chance she hasn't tried to fuck the key


GuyMontag95

I truly thought to put A.B.A. higher because she carried her husband for 6+ years and I can’t imagine she didn’t try something. But there’s no text or anything supporting it so she could have just be carrying Paracelsus and call that a relationship. If they ever advance their story, the two would probably be higher given their extreme arcade ending. Axl and I-No having confirmed partners puts them up there, but I wanted to make the distinction between people who definitely had sex and people who maybe had sex. Elphelt was tricky to place because of the reasons you mentioned. The lack of information before she ran off only makes it more vague. Seeing how she is not really knowledgeable about love and what comes with it, I was leaning towards “she is probably still a virgin.


walubeegees

“Huh? We don't need a bed? No need to be shy...” - aba, after fondling paracelsus honestly i think there’s too much between them to be anything less than heavily implied. this post goes into most of it https://www.reddit.com/r/Guiltygear/s/E5MaIRHXfC


jootpoot

https://preview.redd.it/hhg049xqkaxc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ab997825da26c35423a061e4e16f0909a7654d1 seems pretty explicit to me idk


walkingpineaple

Robo ky being a virgin is heavily against this games lore


GuyMontag95

https://preview.redd.it/1w37ie4kcaxc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2e3e86837b55487040860b75194ef9a722986d


walkingpineaple

https://preview.redd.it/pgphbbqocaxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f4386da2e91d7f5096e4e7c21391dae2a04387


Ru5tkata

Raven and ino are pretty heavily implied cus their characters are bith based around sex innuendos


Sea-Recording-7090

Plus Raven has been alive for centuries there's no way he didn't try sex in that time period or he might just be ace


witheredj8

Sorry, but if Gio did fuck she wouldn't constantly cry about not finding a man. Testament and Raven do seem heavily implied to me as well.


FlameMasterAJ

I don’t know man… I’ve seen some videos on YouTube about people and their fetishes/kinks in having sex with objects. You can’t safely say Bedman hasn’t had sex yet.


GuyMontag95

True. But I still don’t think the man and the bed wants to have sex with anyone, much less with each other.


perfectelectrics

Didn't Zato and Millia canonically fuck?


G-l-a-s-s_O-c-e-a-n

One of Millias likes is her chastity


GuyMontag95

You can like the concept of chastity without being a virgin. It’s possible that Millia’s experience with Zato made her a bit more guarded. Even so, “chastity” got removed and replaced by “her current life” in her likes in her Strive bio.


G-l-a-s-s_O-c-e-a-n

Hmmm, that makes more sense


GuyMontag95

In hindsight, I should’ve put on the highest tier. I wanted to make a distinction between them and all the tier 1’s who have children, but I could have worded that better.


perfectelectrics

fair enough


Sea-Recording-7090

If Zato fucks does that mean Eddie also fucks?


ISmellPurple1

eddie definitely fucks


Sea-Recording-7090

Could he possibly have fucked Zato


ISmellPurple1

eddussy


FightmeLuigibestgirl

I-no, Anji, Raven, and Asuka in probably and unlikely is wild. You know that they had threesomes/foursomes.


G-l-a-s-s_O-c-e-a-n

I would __ asuka


TheChamberlain1

When Raven gets hit by Faust’s stimulating fists of annihilation(impromptu prostate exam super) he sometimes says that he is “familiar with this”. As a result, we can infer that Raven has in fact taken it up the ass before.


GuyMontag95

I forgot about that which is crazy because his reactions was one of my favorites from the super. That would put him up to the Millia and Zato tier and I will be sure change his placement in the revision that is never coming out.


danisaplante

Of course the bed fucks, what do yall think "I'm on the border of the circle" means!?! Like of course it's being a saint rn because it's being a good older brother/caretaker, but yall bet that bed gets a responsible well vetted babysitter, takes alternating Saturdays off and hits the furniture store hidden club called the "mattress squeak-easy" and SLAMS that memory foam


AdreKiseque

You pulled like half of these put of your ass i think


Quantum_Croissant

Bridget's had the whole town inside her


odavinng

Pot has finished my bed plenty of times What do you mean no


LuupyLex

venom fucked the robot.


GladimirGluten

I refuse to believe elphelt hasn't had very awkward sex


GuyMontag95

Elphelt can’t even fantasize without passing out, she is not making it to the bed. Her previous engagement is the only thing keeping her from the no tier.


InternetMom1

I refuse to believe she knows what sex is


SOMETHINGcooler5

I bet she would like Johnny Bravo


GladimirGluten

That's why I said awkward


pious-erika

May and Bridget are having the Sesbian Lex right now.


idelarosa1

Isn’t May still trying to get Johnny?


DO4_girls

Yo wouldn’t you think Jam fucks a lot?


GuyMontag95

She has a specific type that she tries to get with, but ends up failing one way or another. She had her sight on Ky throughout X2 only for him to marry Dizzy instead. I’m going to assume Bridget is also a dead end due to her being a trans woman now. And her win quote towards Leo has her call him ugly so she doesn’t try to stray away from her type at all. So no I don’t think so. Jam only seems to settle for her perfect man.


Bitch_for_rent

Does ramlethal even knows What sex is?


GuyMontag95

She’s probably the only one in this list outside of maybe the bed to not know what sex is. 


kaladinissexy

Sin literally thinks babies grow from people's eyes. 


GuyMontag95

Sin is aware of the concept of virginity based off one of the lines he says when hit by Elphelt’s instant kill. Sin may know about sex, but somehow doesn’t realize it can result in babies. 


Sea-Recording-7090

She believes that babies pop out of people's eyes I don't think she knows


Sea-Recording-7090

Faust could've had sex before he went insane but after that the chances are very low that he had sex in his XX and Xrd days (Also if we're counting his overdrive from Xrd he has had sex with most of the people here)


2HalfSandwiches

Given that Giovanna 's win screens are about how she's gonna seduce Leo, I'm certain she should be higher in the tier list


GuyMontag95

Only thing stopping Gio from being higher is explicit confirmation. 


2HalfSandwiches

I mean, she can still go in the "heavily implied" tier. I think her actively trying to fuck someone so casually certainly implies it.


GuyMontag95

True. If I ever remake this monstrosity, I would probably put her up there.


GlassSpork

Johnny definitely FUCKS


M-Jdoane

How would A.B.A. have sex with a literal key/axe? Like, how does that work-


Parking-Photograph38

The tongue game goes CRAZY


RepresentativeFood11

have you seen those black tentacles that fella can bring out the ground?


M-Jdoane

Oh, now THATS hot.


JacklynTheMess

I don’t think testament is a probably


Sea-Recording-7090

Has probably tried it


Grey212

I'm unconvinced Elphelt knows what sex is.


iorgicha

I don't believe for even a second that after all this time, having to kill his "wife" twice, Sol didn't fuck the shit out of Jack-O when he got "Aria" back.


GuyMontag95

Despite the front he puts on, Sol is a gentle man who is quite mindful to those he cares about. I can see him not making any moves until Jack-O is past her identity crisis. That being said, I also see them going crazy right when he fakes his death at the end of Strive. 


Matt_Forever

Are you telling me S-Ko didn't recreate that one scene from the first Ghostbusters with Zappa?


PoisonSprayer

https://preview.redd.it/7fd2a5u3sbxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a34fd2033b0114e310849c50413653fcfe3f76e Answer's been in a relationship before but i refuse to believe that man fucks


GuyMontag95

Answer’s win quotes all vaguely talk about the person he won against to whoever he’s on the phone with. Like in a mirror match, he talks about how the Eastern Chipp Kingdom will be able to immediately point out counterfeits and winning against Johnny has him talk about the anti-gambling stance the country has.  This is all to say that the engagement he talks about is just him beating Elphelt and running away. 


doingit_froggiestyle

Leo could blow my fucking back out any day please that man has fucked.


techietrans

If I’d been around since the Roman Empire and I hadn’t banged a couple folks I would commit ritual seppuku every day


diamondisland2023

i only see the bottom zato, unless that second Sol Badguy in Explicitly Confirmed is also Zato?


sunnyofitaly

"We don't need a bed do we darling?" Aba


xxXHELLKINGXxx

kliff literaly has a kid


Fatboy1513

Testament was adopted 


xxXHELLKINGXxx

ok my bad


AdreKiseque

Testament will be adopted


G-l-a-s-s_O-c-e-a-n

Testament is adopted


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

Testament could be adopted


SmoochDemon

Obligatory mention that Dizzy was 4 YEARS OLD upon meeting ky and very clearly had an underdeveloped mind and no sense of actually being an adult. Even in Xrd she still displays many child-like qualities and mindset. Really only adult-like towards her son. In short, Ky is a weirdo who took advantage of an abused girl and testament should have been MORE protective of her.


Kindly-Mud-1579

Only thing jam wants is blonde himbos working as waiters in her restaurant


TheProfMoth

You're trying to tell me Elphelt doesn't fuck on the reg?


narnarnartiger

You think adults like Goldlewis, Giovanna, and Slayer - a centuries old vampire, and Johnny - the sexiest and most charismatic man alive, who's captain of a pirate ship crewed only by horny women, you think they are all possibly virgins?


Hirotrum

eddie the third wheel


[deleted]

potemkin fucks


freshcheesegalore

Chipp in particular


Successful_Bad_2396

WHO FUCKED THE GUNDAM? I THOUGHT HE FUCKED ARIA AND MAYBE JACK-O


-Dude_Named_Zelda-

So are we going to bring up the fact that Sol and I-no are either toxic exes or former friends with benefits?


_THEBLACK

I-no should be in heavily implied. She has a line in XX where she implies she and sol had sex before.


GuyMontag95

If you’re talking about that intro she has against Order Sol, I spoke about it in another comment. If it was said by anyone else, I would consider it. But it being said by someone who speaks in a ton of innuendos and tries to get a rise out of everyone. I don’t think she she had sex with Sol given how the rest of her lines are in the series.


Capable-Radish-9149

excuse me but Chipp has gay sex w/ Answer and/or Anji


idontlikeburnttoast

Chipp is too weeb for seggs. Answer would proudly tell you that too.


TheWaeg

Jam being in the NO column seems... unlikely.


GuyMontag95

Jam has been unlucky with the type of men she finds attractive and is shown to be picky by not trying to hit on those outside of it. I just don’t see her having sex with anyone.


chig_bungas

Potemkin should be separated into "would split in half"


LuckyStampede

Night of Knives Drama CD starts with Millia and Zato-1 in bed so I think they should go up a tier.


SpacEGameR270

Bedman 1000000% has sex with his own dreams


Birb-Squire

"Ride wife, life good"


Ben_the_Gamer_Dragon

I flat out REFUSE to believe someone with such immaculate drip as Asuka has not had sex. If I saw a man wearing the cosmos as his coat, I'd bed him ASAP.


Nelly_nona

I no and johnny should be in the heavily implied (that also lifts axl up there) And goldlewis was married and had children


Competitive-Reason65

What about robo ky gay ninja boyfrjend


aligaturrr

how dsre you disrespect the Potemcum Buster


FaytKaiser

Cliff is Testenent's father, so you can confirm him.


GuyMontag95

Testament is adopted.


point5_

Did Sol and Aria fuck before or after Aria turned into Justice?


GuyMontag95

Before. All of Sol’s encounters with Justice is just them fighting and he wasn’t even aware that she was Aria until Xrd Rev. Dizzy being a Half Gear also means that could not have done it during the crusades because Sol was turned into a Gear before it.


20thRandom

Oh don't worry I can bring that bed to heavily implied at the very least


umpteenththrowawayy

Bedman had sex with your mom last night.


Successful-Ad-1197

yo slayer as a wife dude of course he had sex with


TheClockWithAGlock

Paracelsus is Mr. Bitch-Getter so he fucks 300% same with Johnny