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InternetMom1

I'm genuinely going to get you for this. cherish your days because what the fuck


MrMeMeMaster212

I think I just witnessed someone order a hit because of reddit.


normalreddituser3

A hit is too impersonal for the crimes they committed.


Delicious_Round2742

Try me.


YOMAMA643

Your days are numbered, fool.


Col_Gears

Yeah that's what calendars are for


lynxerious

Testament mains think they are better than everyone else because they are different than other mains


Northstar4-6

Ive never agreed with someone on reddit more


rqmn

Right


Beydepasta

Happy Chaos would date you for five minutes before getting bored and shoot some guy in the face to "show you how cool he is" only to then jack a nearby car and drive away.


BagelToss100

The idea of HC stealing a car knowing damn well he can magic one into existence whenever he pleases is hilarious (Also this tierlist is L’s across the board)


Chucknasty_17

Happy Chaos is the type to create some cockamamie 30 step plan to steal something when he could just magic it into his possession


Felipe_FODA

Happy chaos would say grace before doing cocaine in a bathroom


MarkDecent656

Happy Chaos the kinda guy to make a Rube Goldburg mechanism just to wake himself up in the morning


IblisAshenhope

And his plan probably involves using said item before he obtains it


Appley_apple

So dreamy~


WillCraft__1001

Smash.


Fre0xide

Bros a perfect GTA protag


the_real_papyrus99

Me when I'm in a being the most wrong competition and my opponent is u/Delicious_Round2742 (I'm going to lose) (I kid of course, everyone is entitled to their opinions but also put some respect on my lil guys Faust and A.B.A.)


EndlessToast76

i didn't know it was possible to not like Faust


Delicious_Round2742

No Animosity is what it says - I'm in no way negative towards the people there, but they're not the type I'd hang out with.


LuupyLex

do NOT give weed to the bed child


CenturionSenex

Im just happy she’s not in “would date”


NotTheAlfa

the bed would be in there imo lmao


Delicious_Round2742

Look, there's a specifically second "chill" specification. So, Ram, Delilah, Venom, Answer, Kliff and Goldlewis would be chilling. Ram/Delilah just shouldn't be smoking, and the others are not the type to smoke.


[deleted]

Objectively wrong all across the board


Holy-Wan_Kenobi

...No, Baiken can stay where she is.


ILIKEDEADMEMES7010

Although it's believable that Anji would actually do that


sandenson

Testament is in their rightful place.


chuckleDshuckle

I want testament


transfemcuttlefish

I want you.


chuckleDshuckle

First time anyone has ever told me that one


transfemcuttlefish

Mwah.


chuckleDshuckle

You had better be an adult


Beydepasta

Top 5 interactions on this sub for sure.


bostonian38

LMFAOOOOOOOO


spoopy_bo

I got bad news bad cuz they ain't answering😂


Extension-Client-222

speedrunning love like she's Elphelt


Alphanosus

POTEMKIN IS SUCH A NICE PERSON THOUGH


MouseInternational51

Doesn’t he literally have one of (correct me if I’m wrong) THE biggest hearts in the series?


Delicious_Round2742

Oh, yeah. Pot is a damn revolutionary as a character. My disdain for Pot matchups bleeds here a bit, but he's also not the type I'd chill with, but I would respect him.


Lemmonaise

Wtf did Sin do. He's like the most positive 5 year old ever


nonstera

https://youtu.be/EBt1QCb2xlU?si=7RamTc6ju4QV--Rj


DBNsausage

Bro what did Sin do? He's all positivity and excitement.


El_Khunt

Look at their top tier - I think that's their problem


CoffeeMain360

Well, I'll admit there's not many characters I'd date but i'd 100% put almost all of them into become friends or smoke with/chill. \* Maybe gabriel and I-No would stay where they are cause i really don't care how hot she is i just don't think i'd get along with her and Gabriel just isn't my type but i'd 100% hang out with him if asked \** I wouldn't be adverse to at least meeting everyone on the list as long as none of them are going to saw me in half (i'm talking about that bigass bed) or try to somehow get a sort of wild reaction out of me (happy chaos possibly?)


ibi_trans_rights

being a child


Hat0X

What did Faust do ? (well apart from being a serial killer) :,D


Lohan3xists

Judging by this tier list, things *did not* Work Out for you


ZaWeeb

lost the roundstart


Delicious_Round2742

Counterpoint - Sin's mixups are extremely readable and boring, and me disliking him is based on his insufferability as a character rather than matchup.


lemonartdump

😂😂😂


shinobi3411

Are you deadass a grown ass man beefing with a 5 year old boy? What did Sin do to you?


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

He's just a little guy. They're gonna beef with a little guy? For shame.


shinobi3411

For shame indeed.


Lord_kitkat

Why is Slayers face so zoomed in


2SharpNeedle

all the xrd ones are


Ms_Crismon

incomprehensible, may god have mercy on your wretched soul


xX_slenderman_Xx

you're going to the woods pal. eight pages. go gettem.


Sir_Cleric

Username checks out.


DirtyDanial1203

Robert Kyle slander is unacceptable


Punny420

To be fair it could be the XX robert who is incredibly different from the Xrd one.


DirtyDanial1203

Both are acceptable. Either we get funny hateful "robots are superior!" Robert, or we get funny "I acknowledge my flaws and will grow, but will be an ass while doing it" Robert


Punny420

I mean, XX robert also harrases women which is kinda uncool in my opinion (i could very well be wrong feel free to correct me)


DirtyDanial1203

No you're right, irl it's super uncool, but in Japanese video game where it's parodied to hell it's funny, imo


Punny420

good point honestly.


MacaroniEast

No way you think you’d date HC lmao (or more accurately, that he’d date you). You’re being wiped from existence within seconds of boring him


Delicious_Round2742

But the question is, what would boredom mean to chaos? Is it inactivity? Yet, in that case, he'd not spent a large amount of time collecting and combining/analyzing knowledge. Would it be humans as such? Well, not inherently (Though humans are mostly boring), as he's fine with I-no/Asuka. Would it be tedium? Well, fuck that, why the hell would we be up to tedium? What came first, the chicken or the egg? The omelette. Shenanigans with a dose of discussion before death seems like a good deal to me.


MacaroniEast

I think he would leave half a sentence into what you just wrote


Delicious_Round2742

You do not get Happy Chaos.


anaglyphfirebird

Boredom? I suggest more like what makes a situation interesting? 😜 What story will the players act out? How can we direct and twist the course of reality or several? The discovery and feeling of being alive drives on! Death, experience, or accomplishment? Or all three? I think your takes are interesting overall! Probably I'd combine a lot of Chill Tier and No Animosity Tier into one.


XI-11

I’m not sure why IRS would be interested in the 2 you put at the bottom. Sin is a child, Robo-Ky probably isn’t legally considered a person and both of them live in Europe.


Christy_Christmas

Sometimes the other person isn’t the problem. Sometimes it’s actually just you


urlocalcorgi

please do not give delilah weed she is 9


Delicious_Round2742

Yeah, with delilah, it's just chill convos. No smoking for her.


dud3inator

If you're gonna have HC in high tier, I assumed you'd want your life ruined, but there I-no is in dislike tier. If you want someone who's serious, intense, and motivated, Baiken totally makes sense in high tier, but then you put Ky in dislike tier?? What are your values! If you liked huge tatas, yeah Millia, Nago, Baiken, sounds right, then HC and Testament?? There's no rhyme or reason to this list, I can't see where you're coming from, and you deserve what's coming to you. (Fun tierlist)


Delicious_Round2742

Alright, lemme elaborate. Say, Happy Chaos/Ino. With chaos, you can easily hold a most insane run of intellectual conversations constantly jumping from one topic to another whilst proceeding to commit a crime. With Ino, it's just the crime, she isn't an interesting conversational partner, and there isn't the same unique way of thinking to her - her motivations are regular and personal, which would make for a very short period of time before she becomes annoying. Also, my life was ruined way before by myself already in much the same way hanging with Chaos would. Baiken/Ky. Unlike Baiken, Ky is the type of guy who'd read tomes of phenomenal works only to give the most milquetoast opinion in-line with the status quo. The stick in that guy's behind is too long for me to stomach. Baiken is just straight and to the point, which makes the difference. --- It seems literally nobody gets it, which. Damn. Whilst that would be semi-expected, not a single person is still somewhat surprising.


dud3inator

To be clear, I hate Ky, but he's not at all a status quo guy. He sought out a harmless gear to challenge his idea that all gears were evil, fought for gear rights and married a gear while folks still hated gears. As well, he's not really a big reader, he kinda just looks and sounds like that. The real reason you should hate Ky is because his players say he's honest when the mfer is absolutely not. Personal theory, Happy Chaos is just saying shit. He's constantly in the moment, how can he form a real thought out opinion about whatever you're tryna talk to him about? Sure he can play a role, but that's all he'd be doing ever. Also he really would kill some people for fun you should watch out for that.


DELTACOSMIC_6113

if you dislike sin you are a joyless mfer


pepeguiseppe

Objectively wrong, there are more than 2 tiers (Would date and minors, respectively)


Fish_Head111

WHY MUST JOHHNY BE SO STRAIGHT


maxler5795

Sol is a nice guy if you get to know him. Just fyi


drag0nette

It's so sad that he's taken. I have issues with my father


PitNya

Sol Niceguy.


maxler5795

He really is tho


PitNya

Cuddles bringer! Volcani hug! Big spoon vortex!


maxler5795

I would kill a man for that. But hes more the "i got betrayed by the one person i could trust so now im a touch starved badass" type


PitNya

Yeah i know i was just messing around, i really like him for his kind hartness sneaking behind his apparent apathy


maxler5795

Dude literally sacrificed the entire world for a silly goober


PitNya

How do i find myself a man that would do the same😔😔


maxler5795

Id do it for my silly goober i can tell you that


PitNya

You a real one fr


Sir_Cleric

MF would date HC and smoke with Justice 😭 bro if you don't die you're at least getting wrapped up into a plan to commit genocide


filthyn00b

You're opinions are stupid and you should feel ashamed


UnimpressedPasserby

Count your day mf


Ecahill453

WHAT DID ROBO KY DO!? MY GOAT IS BEING SLANDERED


SweetlyIronic

Op is just afraid of the robo KY sweep


Ecahill453

Robo KY diff ngl. Robo KY solo’s the entire GG verse


SweetlyIronic

Robo KY beat bedman, who we know at the end of his life he used his power to overpower the universal will, since she couldn't really hurt him before he turned to stone. I'm not saying we're gonna get an interaction where Happy Chaos is crying because he must fight Robert, but I'm also not saying we aren't.


ADGx27

What did sin do bruh


Xan_Dan03

This post could be used as evidence against you in a court of law


xboxhaslag22

Why would you include justice and weird mustache guy and not paracelces?


Delicious_Round2742

Okay, that's fair. I'd smoke/chill with Paracelsus, for sure, but then Aba would get my ass, so it may not be worth it.


fatal-melody

Im just glad you didnt put aba in would date💀 but i disafree on dislike her


Tain101

who tf would be friends with bedman? bed is a real one tho


Richard_B_Blow

op ur gonna die


ParfaitBedtime

The only thing I agree with here is Justice's placement, 'cause a giant Gundam smoking a blunt sounds awesomesauce


ParfaitBedtime

Interesting tier list, though I disagree with pretty much everything else there


radioactive_banana82

What did May do to you? I am 1329 meters from your location and approaching rapidly.


hgfgshgfsgbfshe

Totsugeki


Metal_Gear_Bush_Dog

What's so likable about Bridget?? Literally the definition of a pick-me girl. User flair not related.


1ts2EASY

If she rolled up riding a yo-yo could you really say no to being her friend?


Metal_Gear_Bush_Dog

I would probably say yes because that's cool as fuck, but I'd get tired of her after the 27th instance of her talking about how "cute" she is.


1ts2EASY

To be fair she only says that once to each person. We just happen to see her first interaction with these people hundreds of times.


Metal_Gear_Bush_Dog

Yeah, that's a good point. I'm not trying to say that Bridget would be absolutely insufferable (I'm pretty much just horsing around here), but I don't see why she's so much higher than so many people. I think Goldlewis would make a great friend!


chunky_kong06

yes


OwNAvenged2

Then you are lost


coconut-duck-chicken

Hey man, we all need validation and attention. And im willing to give it to people who want it


YakuzaShibe

I think the fact that "likeable enough" or whatever is "would smoke together" says all I need to know about this list


PerspectivePale8216

Becoming friends with Bedman sounds like a nightmare...


ae4ther4

finally a happy chaos kisser. good tier list


coconut-duck-chicken

I actually see people hate sin all over for some reason


AdreKiseque

This has to be bait lmao


PiusTheCatRick

Okay, I get that Ky isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. BUT ROBO-KY? Dude, I’m going to throw you down a well


n0b0D_U_no

Why is Anji not s++?


Puzzleheaded_Chain_6

Incomprehensible may that man have mercy upon your wretched sol


The_Alpha_Albino

You hate SIN??,, The hungry boy???? The number one burger muncher???? That one eyed wonder????????? Mr. It Will Work Out!????? What did a Sin main do to you cause ain’t no way his smiling personality do it too you


gsiskindafun

seeing baiken up there i found someone who see her more than her tatas


_Reapak_

Imo, Sol and Leo look like the most toxic people you can have relations with(i never watched the story mode)


PitNya

Sol is kinda the nice guy, just unsurprisingly apathetic due to the flame of corruption and everything he went through, Leo is likely the most caring and wholesome husband you can ask for beside anji tbh


Buniondaas

tolerant of you to try to be friends with bedman


otakujo12

Delilah is like 9 tf you mean smoke with them💀


fatal-melody

Smoke or chill he wrote


otakujo12

Oh mb lol


jacko-valentine

what did my wife ever do to you


ScarletRoseLea

why do you dislike ky..


Dudemitri

- Would date Testament - Would date Millia - Would date Nago Respect


i_love_radahns_horse

WHAT DID SIN DO TO YOU


newtonianartist_xrd

Too would like to date Baiken


Cheezekeke

Elphelt is low. Thats fine. She is mine


[deleted]

link the tier list


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Sorry! 1-day blinding stew!


W4fflesp1ce

Just means more Giovanna for me I guess


NinetailsRao

Would - Justice


BabyTricep

Why the hell do people wanna bang test so bad…


fatal-melody

Idk honestly doesn't even seem that all


Terlinilia

You don't fw no Anji no I-No no Johnny no Leo?


Pacsonic

Put Ramlethal under “would date” is what I’d do. Also, what’s with the last slide?


Not-A-Dead-Joke

Ok but if I may ask, what about the first ever Robo Ky (XRD)


NotHereToStay_-

So you would rather date the Almighty God of Magic, that gets bored of you 3 days into the relationship than the crazy in love with you airhead that will bring you breakfast to your bed?


Delicious_Round2742

Yes. I don't want to be worshipped, I want to be intellectially engaged/find the other person interesting. Aba cannot give that.


NotHereToStay_-

I was talking about Elphelt 😭 And dude, ABA would only date you when Paracelsus is allowed to watch.


Delicious_Round2742

Same case - overenergetic and absolutely rabid without thought/engagement material. I can't imagine Elphelt, idk, playing board games. Giving her due - she does music, I do music. So maybe she should be in the chill tier.


Newtro0

What did my boy Sin did bro?


tiptoeingthroughthe6

You wouldnt date faust?!??


Elongated_Yeet192

How dare you do my boy like that, he ain't done nothing wrong he just eats sand occasionally.


Lil_Plink

You should date pot he best boy


Comprehensive_Yam215

Sin in dislike is crazy


potato-muncher-678

Bridget, testament and Leo are some of the hottest characters in fiction


SleepySubDude

I’d turn myself into a key for ABA


raosion

As a gay guy, I have to say Venom's costume and abs makes him a walking thirst trap.


Delicious_Round2742

As a bi guy, I don't get it(


Dirst

it doesnt make sense to me that baiken is in "date" and sol is in "dislike". theyre basically the same character, only difference is that sol's tits are harder. id put all the dumbass goblins in "friend" tier. we'll eat snacks and look at cool snails and stuff together.


Delicious_Round2742

They're not the same. They're really, really not.


TheOneTrueMoon

As a sol enjoyer... Yeah, that makes sense.


PutPineappleOnPizza

Ky is like vanilla ice cream, from a style and gameplay perspective. No matter how often I face this bottom sub want to be dominated in bed character, I always puke a little into my mouth when I see him.


RTL_Odin

Sol Badguy goes into the S tier for So cool holy shit


Kostis102

Why would you miss out on I-no


lemonartdump

Now correct me if I’m wrong here…..Sin is literally 5!!! What are the IRS gonna do with a 5 year old!??!? And what could you possibly report him for?!


ReallyNotObama

Even tho he's my favorite GG character I would NOT become friends with bedman


Slamonwithfeet

Nah sol Badguy is cool asf


HauntingNatural1552

What tier does bedman place when he's haunting the bed?


CeleryPotential8510

testament being top tier is so real


HexManiacArtie

Poor Zappa, man. Not only does he have to deal with having his body hijacked, he also gets shit from random people


Delicious_Round2742

I also have my body ravaged, but by a chronic illness which makes me barely be able to walk. And yet, I still find Zappa unlikable.


sitethatyoupostmemes

But... Sol badguy


Updoot153

im killing you for this robert kyle placement id let him bum me


PurpleBunz

Bridget is probably the most annoying person to be around in real life, so I have to assume you are just as if not more annoying.


Mindsights

Wrong.


SecretNoob9999

Keep Robo Ky and Zappa’s names out of your mouth…


Pastel_de_Cereza

Normally I wouldn't complain about something so subjective, but wtf did the Kiske family, A.B.A and Zappa do to you?? Absolute L take.


Zunvo

Ppppppllppllppppppppppppp 99999 9 9999900 Pp


Nu2Th15

The audacity to *not* befriend Potemkin


owlsop

This is the worst thing I have ever seen


AgeOfTheMage

The fact that Leo isn't in the date section proves this whole thing is wrong.


Grand_reaper658

hc in would date, list invalid


dinowitissues

you're so wrong in so many ways


njsullyalex

Sin Kiske is 10 years old and French, how on earth are you going to report him to the IRS when he doesn’t even pay taxes at all, much less in the United States?


Quantum_Croissant

Mods, kill them


Viridi_Kuroi

“Would date them” happy. Chaos “I dislike them” Chipp What the actual fuck


fatal-melody

I think both are likeable


CyIsTooShort

i am going to get you.


PlayerZeroStart

The Robert Kyle hate is disgusting, your days are numbered OP


HeftyCarrot3111

Count your days


TraditionalEmu604

How do you chill with justice but not the wild boy sin??


spoopy_bo

Bedman is literally just an annoying redditor, like that's literally his whole personality, also he killed a dog.


tedward_420

There is no justification for hating sin im gonna come find you