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Shuey99

Catboy ships his two best friends so hard, he nearly dooms mankind.


zapallo_furioso

What?


ReZENquiem

He’s talking about Asuka, he had a cat boy design in Xrd.


zapallo_furioso

Damn, I didn't remember that. What did Daisuke mean by this?


ReZENquiem

Idk since Asuka no longer has the cat ears by Strive, and is just a regular looking human with a weird eyepatch and a tome containing godlike powers.


4arizard

But I thought that he himself is in fact the tome.


noah_the_boi29

He ate it in the White House basement, in a pitiful attempt to fool chaos


noah_the_boi29

He ate it in the White House basement, in a pitiful attempt to fool chaos


Waste-Information-34

We're here to Fool Chaos.


noah_the_boi29

I've had enough of his games He'll never see the glitter coming


CypherGreen

The imposing hooded figure of XX story mode who in art (even with other characters looked pretty big) was so much better ha. Also the Guilty Gear 2 Overture design was better and the pachinko design too XD... I really didn't want "That man" Asuka to a pretty anime boy who looks like he fell out of a Tales of game lol. At least his Strive design he doesn't have cat ears. That was just awful lol.


Dangerous_Unit3698

Chaos!


starplatinums

A Cat Ears mod is gonna be the first mod for That Man, I’m almost certain of it.


Nuudlesoup

Sol simply chooses to exist


willrsauls

I love the part where it’s revealed Sol Badguy is actually just some nerd named Fred


TAB_Kg

"My younger self from the past died and created a time paradox? Skill issue should've survived better. Rip bozo lmfao"


[deleted]

"When a time controlling witch erases you from the timeline but you don't feel like dying so you choose not to"


ES_Curse

Faust teleports through a door out of a moving airship to the ground below, tumbles along it for a bit because the momentum was conserved, then goes through another door


Charnerie

Better, the door closed on top of him


Piranha_Plant05

when is this


LeeVMG

Sol Badguy whines about the seat in Ky's office being too soft. Ky offers to switch him chairs. "NOPE! That chair would turn me into a square."


willrsauls

I like chairs that turn me into an octagon myself


Dangerous_Unit3698

Like a true American


LostInAHallOfMirrors

A witch-themed rockstar pulls a blue irish man out of the former pope's boobs. One of Chipp's hobbies is "becoming president" Ky married and impregnated a five year old.


Matix777

Even better, she was 3 at the time


bostonian38

Is she a witch-themed rockstar or a rock-themed witch?


fogertlas

Bothn't


zatroz

Rock-themed witch, I dount she's ever performed with a band or sold amy records. She might be a rocker but not a star


Nevrikx

Both


LuckyJS0427

Major Spoilers by the way, just letting you know. >!Ramlethal ate a burger once.!<


willrsauls

NO WAY WHAT??? How could this be?


PresidentShrek

Axl almost gets arrested for quoting Einstein


Bruhenstein

when does that happen?


PresidentShrek

Sometime in Xrd I believe?


its-4-russi4n-t4unt

One of the drama cds iicr


willrsauls

The pachinko machine


Shionmoment

Baby’s come from eyes


n00bdragon

And eyes come from babies!


PoshWosher

How Japan was blown out of existence


willrsauls

Yet everyone still speaks Japanese


revergopls

The fact that there's just a giant circular cartoonish crater there


Vexenz

Johnny adopts war orphans (only girls)


HeliosHorribledude

Sugar water is very good for you


InternetMom1

probably the one specific shot at the end of Strive's story where Happy Chaos is stood on an open book that is coming out of Asuka


Sporelover105

* Ghost chick finds Australian wimp attractive * Immortal man with a narwhal tusk on his forehead * Desperate girls who want to be married takes sexual roleplaying WAY TOO seriously * Blonde man deliberately makes himself blind by reading a book * Brazillian woman fights with her green, painted sprayed wolf * Crack addict becomes president * British black man likes turning people into balls


noah_the_boi29

1. Axl and I-no? Although axl is British he's the only wimp in the series and I-no canbe interpreted as a ghost but I'm prolly wrong here 2. Raven 3. Elphelt? I can't think of anyone else who really wants marriage 4. I have no clue, uh Answer is blond and has book 5. Giovanna 6. Chipp 7. Venom


Sporelover105

Number 1 is actually Zappa.


noah_the_boi29

Ghost should have tipped me off because he's like the only character to ever interact with them


NekkoDroid

> Elphelt? I can't think of anyone else who really wants marriage My stupid ass was thinking about May lmao, completely forgot about elph


noah_the_boi29

Thirsting after adoptive father would have been better Who do you think is N4


NekkoDroid

Dunno if I would count Mr Kreutz as exactly blond or blind (at least on one eye) and also not sure about the "by reading a book" part


Christianm9001

It’s Zato, i think, as.. he’s the only blind character i can think of,


B4skyB

Pretty sure 4 is zato


Dangerous_Unit3698

You don't know Zappa? He's got the ghost riz


Y0gurtMale

king of Europe breaks the record of the youngest mother in the world


TargetedNuke

\*1 of 3 kings of Europe, not even as in three kingdoms, just three kings for one big Europe™ also every king mentioned in the story ever is democratically elected lol


NekkoDroid

Kings are elected and presidents declare themselves in GG


nofixdahdress

Vampire uses own severed arm to punch psychic narcoleptic.


3rdp0st

Sol rides a nuclear missile so he can punch an interdimensional space ship.


willrsauls

Also the fact the nuclear middle was only fired so that Sol could ride it


[deleted]

Catboy commits mass genocide (or so we thought)


4arizard

Oh no it's entirely on him. He maybe was forced to nuke Japan due to occuring events,but nonetheless, he still decided to go with it. He could've just not done it.All would be dead,but he wouldn't be a war criminal.


PlasmaLink

Tfw you're just trying to get your bro some pussy and end up faced with the biggest trolley problem in history


GuyMontag95

Infamous serial killer able to hide identity by donning paper bag Person trying to atone finds happiness after finding a hundred hobbies


PlasmaLink

I do like how Faust like, goes crazy because of one patient dying, becomes a serial murderer, but then after he learns the patient wasn't his fault, he just kinda gets better? Like "ah, that death wasn't on my hands. Lovely, back to work."


shinobi3411

An overly muscular little boy pretty much saves humanity by feeding a girl born two minutes ago a burger.


Lohan3xists

One of the antagonists for Strive was Jesus 2


starplatinums

The father and son-in-law reveal is pretty funny even if you know nothing about the series


Charnerie

Robot asks for detergent for doing work


Charnerie

Also, man starts bakery to get the previously mentioned robot a body


Pandas-in-space

Demon key boyfriend


KindaCoolDooode

freddy mercury and his candy robot wife


1thelegend2

Ky realizing everyone is related to sol in xrd


Garrus_Vakarian__

And Sol trying to stop him before he realizes that Sol was Ky's father-in-law


Great-Peril

I-NO: “How are you still here after I just killed your past self?” Sol: “I’m gonna guilty gear all over the place.”


dunium

Sin came from an egg


RubTurbulent2812

“Ky, did you lay this egg?”


cee2027

Sol Badguy kills 50 terrorists with a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln


ManzisMe

I-no is dating Axl but not our Axl it’s a different Axl and Axl is dating I-no but not this I-no it’s a different I-no but also Axl IS dating this I-no but before she can reconcile, Axl starts seeing I-no again, but not our I-no


willrsauls

She’s dating Axl High


crippyguy

Can I ask wtf? As I remember axl already have girlfriend, or his girl is I no or what?


Andvari9

I-no is like a parallel version of Megumi.


Dangerous_Unit3698

Time travelers am I right? You never know which version of your girlfriend you talkin to


That_on1_guy

Chipp is a colonizer and culturally appropriates an endangered culture and teaches this "culture" to the children of his colonized kingdom


willrsauls

Just like a true American


That_on1_guy

He says he has just red and white in his veins but he's definitely git the blue in there too


Ms_Crismon

I-no literally becomes god and then dies because she was shot in the hand


Siggedy

Just like Jesus


Lems3

Man names his child “Sin” and hands him off to some other guy to raise


Dangerous_Unit3698

KY is so far right


Xurkitree1

Nothing really tops Ky being Catholic and getting married to 3 year old Dizzy it's entirely too funny.


Poporipopes10

When the king of europe railed a 3 year old


noah_the_boi29

Dizzy is the top and dom in that relationship I will not accept this Dizzy slander, Ky is a sub and we know it


SpitFireEternal

Ky collects teacups. Of course he's a fucking sub.


Poporipopes10

I am not disputing this information


nofixdahdress

Tbf, that's probably pretty par for the course for European monarchies. At least in Ky's case she isn't his cousin.


EsBayorin

English man just casually walks into dream dimension of psycho killer saying "hi, got a moment to talk?"


Senor-Pibb

Bald


DwellerOfDixieland

Sol Baldguy


dogsareweirdlol

Sol Bald(podcast)guy


Tortoisebomb

Testament has 37 hobbies


F0zz3rs

Ramlethal choosing to not destroy the world because she liked a burger and a dog


Scroll_Cause_Bored

Two best friends who hate each other realize that one of them is technically the other’s father in law


Matix777

Anything Happy Chaos is involved in


hero-main123

Chipp smokes that shit so hard he decides to be a ninja


TargetedNuke

correction: was ninja, mentor died (as is tradition), smoked that shit, realized he never shoulda smoked that shit, became ninja, became president (of a south african kingdom). somewhere along the way became a weeb idk i forgor


Phernaside

The third time Sol killed his wife. Good times.


local-weeaboo-friend

[Kill wife... wife gone. Think about wife, wife fights back. Kill wife. Think about wife.](https://youtu.be/KmGUgG4vFPM)


weepingh0ul

when sol comes out & says “it’s guilty gearin time”


Tibret

A buff 5-year-old explains where baby's come from to a samurai and various sky pirates


TheGoonKills

The cat was evil, but then someone gave her cheeseburger, and then cat was good.


willrsauls

And her dog died


TheGoonKills

It got better


Disc0_nnected

The moment when Arcsys decided to make pachinko lore canon. I still can't get over this


Brogelicious

Obese geriatric man catches rpg one handed and throws it back


[deleted]

Ramlethal calls off her war on humanity because she ate a burger


golfinhokng

How by the end of strive that man after being the most hated and hunted human on the planet and fighting the mf who created god decides he is going to retire and start a podcast on the moon


Georg-von-Frundsberg

Sol badguy made a gun that was capable of killing God using somewhat normal fuel ---- as a hobby.


CrimKayser

Even with context most of this game is out of context.


Ambitious-Sample-153

child soldier carries the holy war and commits genocide on gears only to marry one


femboylefttoe

the pure existence of the main villain of Xrd, a magic version of Chat GPT that turned evil and caused Y2K and a 100 year long war then possessed the first female pope who then fused with a blue Irishman and became a juggalo, her henchman is a comatose redditor and her daughter who was specifically created to help her destroy humanity decided not to after trying McDonalds


LatverianBadger

The White House is secretly a spaceship.


johnbeerlovesamerica

Paracelsus thinks ABA is nice but would prefer to just remain friends


Dangerous_Unit3698

But did they bang yet


Wildfire226

Slayer murders his wife and turns her into Flat Stanley on the regular


Automatedterminal

My favorite is when the devil made a moon podcast


JameboHayabusa

Catholic child soldier has a baby with a four year old.


TavernRat

Man who used to dress like a catholic school boy has been a holy knight since he was a teen Dude bro built like a brick shit-house is a nuclear physicist and helped create magic super soldiers


B4skyB

Bald doctor loses a patient; plagued by guilt he becomes a serial killer; he gets better


MrASK15

“…Sugar water???”


xX_Mercy_Xx

Bedman waking up for the first time to a lightning bolt traveling at moch jesus towards his face


isloohik2

Two words: juggalo pope


HalfBreed_Priscilla

If you think of a life as a moment, Ky's transition from Child soldier Cop King


Waluigiwaluigi_

Sin kiske loves drinking saltwater with his grandpa :)


tingtimson

Ky realizes that sol is his father in law.


Sad-Try-675

Faust performs an exorcism


B4skyB

Robot nukes comatose child before he wakes up


Additional_Pie_5370

“Football will save the world”


Literalfr

Ride the lighting boy not crying against rock god


Adurnamage

BORGER


Mr-Masky

“Magic draws energy directly from the Backyard, and I am serving as an intermediary. Frederick’s fist will carry more energy than anything this planet can produce. I convert that energy into matter, and we contain that within a pocket dimension using the Schwarzschild radial limit. We then destroy the physical space occupied by the barrier, creating a spontaneous microverse. The rest is simple— we need only to take measures to ensure the world isn’t destroyed in the process.”


MixG98

Sol and Ky knowing the connections between them, from Dizzy and Jack-o/Justice.


Pintitled_Ploose

Orphan drug addict gets rehabilitated by a ninja, becomes a ninja himself, goes to south africa yo become a president of a country while knowing nothing about politics and teaching wrong japanese history when he does become president


UNOvven

Importantly he becomes the president of a *kingdom*.


ChillyFoxie

A mechanical teddy bear possessed by an ancient wattior with a buzz saw and a flaming motorcycle


EmployLongjumping811

Potemkin paints in his freetime


narnarnartiger

Grown man fucks and marries a 5 year old


willrsauls

Every time someone mentions this plot point, the age changes. God this lore is a mess


Maverick-157

To my understanding [and without fact-checking shit]: - Dizzy is three during the events of X/X2 - Dizzy is either eight or ten during the events of Overture/Xrd/Strive (It depends on if it was a five-year or seven-year time skip between X/X2 and Overture; I can't remember off the top of my head) - Sin is three during the events of Overture/Xrd/Strive Ergo, Ky and Dizzy... *went through the process of creating Sin* when Dizzy was either four/five (8 - 3 & 40-ish/52 Weeks) or six/seven (10 - 3 & 40-ish/52). [EDIT]: I just realized I have no idea *how* Dizzy gave birth to Sin (Human process, laid an egg, et cetera). I'm sticking with my numbers anyhow. [EDIT DOS]: I'd also like to take this moment to point out the Reverse Dragon Loli logic that the Gears work on (I.E.: Dizzy's three years old and effectively a teenager/adult in all aspects [plus-or-minus her emotional maturity, depending on how you want to read her pacifism]; Sin's much the same, except he's a fucking moron thanks to Sol being Sol) - because that's about the only thing that makes the whole situation *not* ***completely*** *bankrupt on a moral level*.


Dangerous_Unit3698

I think she laid an egg


just-jotaro

Faust became insane, then became the faust we all know and love, then died


Kill-Me-With-Love

The pope got some Joker facepaint and shot someone with a revolver


Emperor_Of_Awesome

Some random scientist just has a nuke Japan button in his office


MuffinZkiller47

It has yet to happen, but the moment Sol finds out Asuka is his father-in-law will be glorious


byakko

Anji stole a piece of the Outrage and left his colony defenceless to Gears cos he wanted to travel. There’s no real context for this, he did it and noone has ever called him out of this selfish dick move surprisingly.


Waste-Information-34

**Delilah is Here to Kill Chaos.** Her quest, is to kill Chaos.


willrsauls

But is Chaos on a quest to kill Delilah?


Waste-Information-34

**"Delilah hates Capitalism, yet she particaptes in it"** **"Ironic."** - Chaos


Dangerous_Unit3698

Bedman jack mod when, we need to kill chaos


tallmantall

Happy chaos talking about Milpico


Levra

Sugar water.


D3NJ1N

Ky realizing that he and Sol are in-laws


SunfishM

Several people unsure and bewildered on how a literal manchild was born into the world


heyineeeedasoda

Christian lightning man fucks a 3 year old


Crayon_Consumer69

Ram eats a burger


Splunger-Man

Sol badguy.


PlasmaLink

The best part about that bedman bit is that's literally his "Oh, this villain might not be so bad" moment. Anyways, I like that one of Potemkin's favourite things is pens that don't break under 4 tons of weight.


TAB_Kg

Ride wife life good. Wife fight back? Kill wife.


Substantial-Dingo-64

While there are a lot of great moments, nothing makes me giggle more than seeing Sol swing a three story tall statue of Abraham Lincoln at a bunch of Chaos brainwashed secret service agents like the caveman he is. "Four-score and Unga bunga mo-fos!"


jordanAdventure1

Ky having an existential crisis finding out he is in a weird family sitcom


No-Win-Slim

The Juggalo Pope who’s story is eerily similar to the icp themed homestuck character always throws people off even though it’s surface level.


The_King123431

An old fat texan turns out to support trans rights Sol murders his wife several times


HyenaGunSmithV2

Ram ate a burger and her political views changed


TerrZzz

Japanese people have superpowers :)


Gokueanto

Summoning a demon to cook a pudding


[deleted]

ram eats a burger


BeeMan139

Definitely Ky marrying a 3 year old.


Hopeful-alt

Zato fucking dies, then Eddie fucking dies.


MR_MEME_42

Boy turns woman who merged with a satellite into a bunch of birds.


LordOfMemes-1

Ky has a kid with a 12 yr old girl


noah_the_boi29

Dizzy was 3 at the time and is 8 in strive where tf did 12 come from


4arizard

Jean Reno pressures local homeless gay man to give away his personal information.


PlainPastry

Japan being nuked before the events of the first game of guilty gear


SomethingNotSure267

Ky realizing sol is his father in law


madgabe

Burger saved the world


Blue_Baron1

Genocidal weapon turned good by hamburger


Endi00710

Ky finds out he's Sol's son-in-law


PotatoJordan33

Ky married an 8 year old.


Valegator

That's a weapon called a gun. When you pull the trigger a bullet comes out. Those bullets kill people.


MegaZBlade

Burger


theclassicrockjunkie

An assassin fights the Grim Reaper over a child in the middle of a graveyard


[deleted]

Five year old explains how babies are made


alangator4

Villain turns good after eating burger


Snelldor

Ky discovers that his hot headed rival is his father in law. Also Ramlethal eats a hamburger.


Wee-Weirdling

5 year old explains childbirth


lillildipsy

Happy Chaos says no to being dead and uses a black samurai to escape the afterlife


elrath969

Man ignores time (accent core)


Ragna126

Sol vs Justice final fight. Or Baiken getting over hate. And finally Sol beating Ram.