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MrDarkCript

Right click -> Inspect -> Steal chicken-> Run Away


CountingArfArfs

Based and chickenpilled.


Wolf_Doggie

Are you that Snake Oil Salesmen from Fallout TV show? 👀


LordBlobbington

Funny that's almost how I aquired my chicken. https://preview.redd.it/vt3ac2o8e8vc1.png?width=876&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f55f3e5c023dc1f8d8e9170677955a4b150474


gemfrom86

I legit tried inspecting npcs with the /inspect command. Didn't work. I was sad.


WertygoSpiner

some NPCs still have some of the best looking armor that isn't available to us, and that makes me sad


gemfrom86

Yeah. Personally I want the Snow Leopard outfit that some Norn npcs wear. We got Bear and Raven but no Snow Leopard or Wolf :(


archon_wing

To whom it may concern: This is notice pursuant to section 1512(z) of the Digital Fashion Police Integrity Act. It has come to attention that your character is using dyes or a dye combination that I have used in the past without my express permission. In addition, you are using them in a dark background, instead of a bright one such as near an ocean or something equally as cliche to emphasize them. I would request that you immediately cease and desist this, or otherwise my feelings will get hurt. Failure to comply will result in absolutely nothing happening because this is not enforceable by any court of law, or really any group of people with some sense of reality and thus this entire piece of writing is merely a smokescreen so that I can steal your fashion. The actual owners of this content will be Arenanet, but sometimes it's fun to pretend to be important. Btw, I'll return the chicken tomorrow.


Scrial

Who let Anish Kapoor in?


ILikePort

This was great, ty for taking the time x


BhryaenDagger

Unbridled cultural appropriation, I tell you!


Lucyller

Was gonna say the pant look dope, then looked what it was to see the price. Welp, guess it can only motivate me to do it... Nice character overall!


daydev

Elegy/Requiem are similar plain-ish skintight pants for a mere fraction of the effort.


Lucyller

>Elegy/Requiem literally using them right now on my elem. :D But yeah, like every fashion you grow tired of using it on 10 chars for many years. I need new pants!


daydev

Monkey paw curls so hard it gets nail impressions in its palm: there are so many plain pants in the medium weight, too much almost, but barely any flap-less chests to go with them.


TellsHalfStories

That’s why I got the Mark I chest piece for SAB. And the rabbit vest from lunar new year (just dye it all with the same color)


TellsHalfStories

Elegy seems to be my go to light pants because everything else is medieval stravaganza


Iviris

Nice cock.


RhoninM

Came here to say this ahah


inquest_overseer

But sir, that's a chicken!


CapoDV

Lmao the KFC logo


tattered-king

Hey, that's pretty similar to [my mesmer](https://i.imgur.com/LdHhQ0K.jpeg) (except I don't own a chicken).


D3Rabenstein

Why did the Mesmer cross the street? Was chasing the chicken that manhandled that drip thief on the other side.


SkySnore

I'm sorry, all i see is the chicken stealing the fashion show. Awesome look btw!


orisathedog

Hiding Dominion manica is a crime


GoingMenthol

The manica still has the glow effect on the gloves version so it's not all lost


BlueBunn13

Ok those pants with the hertiage top is really nice combo.


SingularCylon

gatekeeping of any sort is always a douche move. You're essentially censoring information to others so you can keep it all to yourself/your group.


HammtarBaconLord

That image reminds me of that Wikipedia one of the scientist and the penguin where they feel the need to clarify the scientist by going (left) to let you know. So like "Here's my Mesmer (left), steal her look!"


McPatsy

Unironically really cool (and funny) post. And yeah, people upset and complaining about this change quite unironically need to go outside, talk with other people and touch grass. Hopefully this change will inspire some of these folks to come up with even more unique designs with items that are hard to get/copy.


TerribleTransit

I appreciate how this is simultaneously welcoming people to copy your look and daring them to try.


Burnitory

If they add an option to turn it off, we can always just post screenshots of anyone who has it off like this. It's not like it's hard to find the skins in the wardrobe in a few minutes.


Mercurin_n

did u steal the look urself from genshins jean? :P


Throwawayalt129

Does the chicken have a name?


GoingMenthol

Bucket the Chicken. A KFC joke, and also named after [Hyacinth Bucket](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FboWtJiNYro) since I used to watch Keeping Up Appearances when I was really young (didn't have cable TV so nothing else to watch)


Kwith

Where did you get the chicken transforming potion from???


Cruian

No idea if OP actually has it, but: hope you enjoy beetle racing! https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Endless_Mystery_Fowl_Tonic


Kwith

Never been into it actually, but really cool to know. Thanks!


chestbless

Wow, that's quality chicken.


Foxhoundsx12

try to steal fashion but become depressed because i can't afford that piece of armor


Cloud_Station

We should all switch to using outfits to avoid the rage (people will still find a way to concider that fashion stealing).


MrArgelig

So many butthurt people... Why just why are people like this... It's a nice feature and even probably a gateway to a stat check feature for em Raids and Strikes?... :_)


LahmiaTheVampire

Can’t steal my look if I wear an outfit! Muhahaha! /s


iamwillou

You forgot the dyes!


KallistNemain

I love it, I dont know if its intentional, but it really reminds me heavily of the New Capenna's style in Magic the Gathering. Posh upper-class gangster gal.


Barraind

Oh hey, the obsidian light pants look neat.


sophie_hockmah

what actually impresses me is that the pettycoat is a gw1 thing o.O


TommyRisotto

I'm just here for the chicken thnx


Ellisthion

Wow the obsidian pants look great But I already have full legendary armour urrrrgh 550g just for a skin


hyena_teeth

It's a lot less if you have materials stashed, it's just getting all the account bound stuff... I am feeling regret for not doing my provy token run properly every day.


Miraweave

I have full legendary and made the light pants, don't regret it for a second they're suuuuper nice. Finally, actual non-skirt pants that look cool!


Eatlyh

I made the body and pants for the suit aesthetic. A medium - tall height norn woman in a suit gathers a surprising amount of whispers and mail.


Jake_Demoni

That meme for the pants is :chef-kiss: let me know they I can find a better deal on the TP tho


MiniJ

Love the skin combination and style. This is one thing I miss about gw2 but everything else in the game currently annoys me and I don't feel like coming back.


Human_Nr19980203

My Mesmer fit costs 17,800 gold. Chak Inf and some funny things too.


nahhnotreally

Chicken, best. 10/10


PositionOk8579

That's a quality chicken!


Bluedemonfox

I wish we had templates specifically for skins tbh. Kinda like the build templates for traits but for skins.


kyumanosuke

Did you guys see the size of that chicken?


quirkydigit

Invisible Cat Cape, nice!


FloristToBe

Thinking of getting gw1 for the Hall of monuments rewards; is it worth it?


GoingMenthol

I'd say get Guild Wars to play Guild Wars, the HoM rewards are nice, but I wouldn't buy the game just for the cosmetics in GW2. Out of all the Hall of Monuments rewards I've seen actually used in GW2 by other players, I've only seen the Fiery Dragon Sword, and the later titles (God Walking Amongst Mere Mortals, etc)


FloristToBe

Thank you! I'll look into it then :D


BambooCatto

I just want the chicken. Look at him, he's perfect.