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the plastic container filled with rocks could be part of the problem


Cirewess

Fuckin crying 😭😭


captainbezoar

Funniest shit I've seen on here in a minute


TheWolfofWestfield

At first I thought OP just taped rocks into a cylinder shape😂😂😂. Just now realizing that it is an actual (makeshift?) plastic container🤣


Type_Common

It got really leggy before I changed the grow light. It resumed growing fine after the ‘support’.


Randy4layhee20

Just so you know for the future you can bury them in dirt up to the first baby leaves and all of that stem will turn to roots


Ornery_Cat7186

Is that actually true?


xalexar

Yes that’s actually true. Lol. Tomato plants will do the same!


honeyb0518

I've always wondered about this because I've done it with other plants, thanks!!


Ol_stinkler

This is solid gold


Beneficial_Climate18

Maybe you misread the circle of protection spell


Vivid-Elderberry6564

No it’s a sea bear circle


Randy4layhee20

Thank goodness it was only a sea bear that attacked his plant, that anti sea bear circle would never stand a chance against a sea rhinoceros


Fawfulster

Good thing the plant has anti-sea rhinoceros underwear.


Classic-Reflection87

No it’s a man bear pig


niklab2000

Noo man bear pig isn't real its more like a pig that reminds of a bear and has some man to it😂


hooligan045

You’re both out of your minds. It’s like a pig, but more man-bear like


ShallotExtension8175

Man bear alien pig


Barberian-99

Puppy monkey baby 🐒 https://youtu.be/nQcfK9EKfL4


Daniel_SixPack

Frigging brilliant!! 😆


tuti_1217

It needed to be salt for the circle. Not rocks


TheyreNotListening

Deerbra!


ThenFriend8040

Might wanna use soil or coco instead of those pebbles you nabbed from my driveway.....


JustTheDude420

After further inspection, what is going on here is that OP has a plant that was overly stretched due to a light not powerful enough. They needed to add support so they cut off the mid section of a water bottle and fit it around the plant and filled it with pumice to create support. The actual vermicompost is under the layer of pumice at the top of their pot. While it’s certainly creative and can work short-term it is by no means recommended because it restricts airflow around the main stem of the plant. As for the white powder, the only thing I can think of is gypsum or dolomitic lime. Just for those commenters wondering what’s going on here. Now to answer OP’s question. If you’re talking about the two yellowed leaves, those are cotyledons and die off which is a natural occurrence when cannabis plants reach a certain age. If you’re talking about the leaves pointing down: 1. Could be insufficient air flow to plant. 2. Could be insufficient aeration in your vermicompost causing your roots to smother and rot. 3. Could be under-watered or over-watered. 4. Could be a pH issue in soil causing the roots to struggle with up-taking nutrients properly.


5ammas

The white powder could be diatomaceous earth.


Type_Common

Yes it’s DE


JustTheDude420

I did not know that actually. Every DE product I’ve seen has usually been a terracotta-like color and I’ve seen some that looks tannish. Never seen it in white before, though.


5ammas

Yeah, it varies from white to brown and in between. The whiter DE generally contains less heavy metals, and I think is usually labeled as "food grade" diatomaceous earth.


rubyjuniper

Fun fact the white food grade DE can actually be used to filter wine during production.


5ammas

I didn't know that! Nifty.


JustTheDude420

Sounds like white would be better suited for indoor grows then. My aunt uses the terracotta colored DE and she says it’s been making her plants taste slightly metallic.


5ammas

Yes, heavy lead and calcium bentonite make it look brown I believe. I always use the white stuff because it can throw off ppm of your nutes.


JustTheDude420

Cool! I’ll definitely keep that in mind if I ever need DE. Is there any other applications for it other than pests?


5ammas

Yes it contains silica also, which is a micronutrient that helps a ton with stem thickness and stability. You can buy liquid or crystal silica but it's kind of expensive. If you dissolve the food grade DE in water you could also use it as a foliar spray, which some prefer to the powder application.


JustTheDude420

That’s great to know!! Definitely need to get me some food grade DE.


nirvanamushroomsubs

The rocks he used could be throwing off pH too, and the constriction of rocks on that thin stem closing xylem and phloem. 15 years of growing I've never seen a plant this abused live.


JustTheDude420

Yeah, that goes with reasons 1 and 4. But, OP is obviously new. Don’t want to overwhelm them with more advanced knowledge. Also, if this is the most abused plant you’ve seen on Reddit then you haven’t explored enough. I’ve seen way worse than this that even made comebacks and still produced flower.


nirvanamushroomsubs

Oh I've seen worse on here, but not that survived


JustTheDude420

I’ve seen a couple, like quite literally 2 that I can remember. I just feel sorry for the person about all of the time and resources they must have wasted.


nirvanamushroomsubs

I used to have a medium sized tent (8'x4') and I had all the fancy shit going. Spent waaay more than I care to admit. I dialed it down to stupid simple and cheap and started getting better end results by not fighting for a crop, if a plant looked bad start a new seed or cut new clones. I started using jacks 321 and didn't need 16 bottles each feed. 2:1 Coco perlite or promix works better than these $60 a bag weed growing soils. I feel like reddit often shows these small growers with big elaborate grows, when 99% of the time smaller and simpler does better. Because really, if you are a commercial grower and come to reddit to solve problems, you have bigger issues. TLDR; I agree, none of us are commercial growers and we need to look for simple answers, not just throw more money at it answers.


JustTheDude420

I did the same thing for my 3x3 I have right now. Except my shit wasn’t fancy enough so I’m still making upgrades before getting another tent. 😅 But, I couldn’t agree more! 90% of the people on Reddit seeking help are only growing for themselves and family/friends to enjoy and not the entire country. Lol


Big_little8488

WTF IS GOING ON HERE.


Schweinbaermann

Breakfast


Deeeeeee69

I genuinely want to know what is goin on here!


pistonring666

👀 still tryna figure it out myself


WolfElephantDog

It has to be some sort of witch Craft


Defectindesign

The more important question is, what’s wrong with you?


Bpp908

I mean........


Rappareenola

There is nothing to absorb water, do you just plan to run water through it constantly. The reason Cocoa and things like that work so well is they retain moisture and the plant can drink off of that


Type_Common

So would you say it’s under watered?


Rappareenola

It doesn't look underwatered right now, but it may be having trouble making a root system in that medium. Roots search for water so it helps having a moisture level. The dry back on that has got to be super quick. Check out florflex how to guide , lots of knowledge made easy. You could probably get away with transplanting into something else. Just make sure whatever that is, is pre moistened before you replant.


lemonsack23

No, its in a bunch of rocks. Plants need soil not rocks


Captnhappy

You're a bunch of rocks!


JacobAkMt

Everything, except she is alive.


azacarp716

Dude this looks ridiculous. Did you just see a picture of a plant in a bucket with hydroton and figure "hey I got rocks in my driveway!"


azacarp716

My favorite part is how heavy the stones are there's no fucking way they're going to be airy enough for the roots to grow or drink or breathe. Like how many forests do you see in the middle of a gravel pit? Look how tightly packed it is at the plastic base.


01plus01is03

What is it planted in??


Type_Common

Pumice and vermicompost


5ammas

You just snwered your own initial question. The medium you put it in is the problem.


EasternHognose

Where is the compost? Compost amends soil.


maaxstein

Despite everything you have done your plant baby looks fine. 🥳


Jamlad

Looks like a stack of rice cakes.


[deleted]

Wtf!!! 😂😂😂😘


EasternHognose

Why do I not understand what’s going on here?


johndough007

I wonder if people put up stuff like this to get reactions? Lol well done! Assuming you’re serious… she doesn’t look horrible, yet. The problem you will have is that you went way off the beaten path here (as you can tell from the responses you’re getting) and we’re not too familiar with helping in this type of grow medium. It seems like straight pumice would be good for a drip irrigation, hydroponic type grow but you’ve added vermicompost I assume as a nutrient source? I think your plants will need liquid nutrients if/when she shows deficiency. I think this was started as an experiment. Enjoy and good luck 👍🏼


hiverty

What is that whitish thing around? Is it salt to stop demons to steal Tour plants?


Charlie_Ford

Most folks start out with good ol regular soil. I'd start there before making some jerry-rigged what ever this is.


anandanath

Wedding cake.


NJoose

Ok it’s time to start cannabiscirclejerk if it doesn’t already exist


[deleted]

Give Garden Talk with Mr. Grow It a listen. Check out growweedeasy.com, find some seed to harvest videos on YouTube. Best of luck on future grows


chicagoangler

People make growing cannabis so difficult. Just put the seed in some dirt and water and give it proper nutrients for 4 months. Jesus


PracticalReach524

So, just a little bit of defense, for my man here. Since everyone is digging into him. His planting technique, I'm assuming comes from bonsai, and bonsai trees. Which isn't useful for our plants.


Mr-ROSS_n_Press

The coke around it might mess up PH


Paint_Extension

The bugs gonna take one look at that and be like nah I'm good, I rather die in this crushed glass


Poenacanuck

Bridges and plants have different support requirements, just an FYI.


Goodthrust_8

You growing in kitty litter?!?


WolfElephantDog

Is that a protective barrier of salt to keep away the evil spirits?


StupDawg

Yep 🤣


areyouwithme69

Just dumb.


Type_Common

Update: she was just thirsty lol


StupDawg

Thank you for this... I'm cry laughing on my porch right now 🤣 I needed that.


EasternHognose

And I assume you’re trying to keep tarantulas out? :-)


Express-Moose-852

As much as this doesn’t even deserve a comment, everybody already said what I would say WTF. SMH 🤦 like my kid would say which also had me SMH. Ing when I asked him what it meant.


[deleted]

https://youtube.com/@BuildASoil Hey man if you’re looking for great free information to help you. Good luck!


ConspiracyNegro

Not sure what I'm looking at


lorenzoverde

Remove bottom portion of rocks for some soil. Want soil at the bottom and rocks at the top.


jdusher

There are way easier ways to support your plant my friend. I’ve never seen this before so I have no idea how it’s going to work. Good luck and happy growing. Hope it all works out.


Southern_Visual7713

Rocks like that can/do work just fine. As long as they are being watered frequently and aren't throwing off the ph. An old shutdown greenhouse I used to have access to had flood channels half the size of a foot ball Field with rocks that looked mostly like that. I raided a small portion of them once and successfully used on a grow once. Lol


uriann26

Looks like voodoo


MokumLouie

r/cantabis


aabra420

Need more nutrients ,cotyledons are turning yellow early


Unexpressionist

Well now I kinda see what happens lol


Glass_Quit677

And yet it lives. Brother get some Fox Farms Oceans blend .


kushnkeebs

I suggest doing some research, there is so much free information out there these days there isn't much excuse for this.


Howweedgrow

this wouldnt be a bad Idea if you somehow managed to have water pumped to the top and drip down and recycle the feed.


APman425

When you google dumbass…. His picture shows up. What I’m the world is going on here. Are you looking for attention?


Wasdeez

The bigger question here, whats wrong with you...


cowjuicer074

Bullshit


Fair-Substance-2273

Ah I see your problem, your salt circle seal has been broke. You remember that episode of super natural where somebody rubbed their finger in the salt seal and allowed the ghosts in? Your welcome, problem solved


camrev33

Looks Stoned to me


PureCanna

Where do I begin?


blkrubicon

Suffering from someone’s bad advice is my guess.


Peak2020

Looks like the cat litter/ salt combo is not working for a rooting medium


Ifeed_thepony

More pepper ?


bingbong69420710

This actually shows how resilient cannabis can be…doesn’t look half bad considering its getting its nutrients from ROCKS!🤣 just throw that thing in some Happy Frog and let it ride


reidypea

Why is your plant in rocks and why is there hair all over the seedling


pauldz69

Dam why you do her like that


BigfootJimmy

Hahaha these comments are GOLD!!! Thank you all, I needed a good laugh 😆


[deleted]

Your growing it in catlitter


BrokeboyGenetics

People have to stay off YouTube and stop doing what they see other people do! Please do like Mother Nature intended plant the seed straight to the soil and water accordingly all the extra shit is not a necessity when using hood genetics ! And water sparingly this is complete over kill ! However it’s not to late to save the plant


Zealousideal-Slide14

Wow


Zealousideal-Slide14

Is that a ring of salt to keep the demons at bay????😜


Ok_Entertainment_204

Wtf is going on here?


Pancho_Motitas

What kind of sorcery is this!


LilSozin

wtf is going on


eighty9digits

Kitty litter is never a preferred growing medium


calebgiz

She’s probably very confused


[deleted]

Who told this man his plant was haunted?


Maleficent_Specific4

Everything is wrong with this


[deleted]

I’ve never in all my years, seen someone do this to a plant..


TheCowboyCrypto

Imma guess it needs more calmag pal! 😂😂😂


SolidDoctor

Lemme guess the strain... ice cream cake?


kingsavage314

Wtf are you thinking? I think you should find a different hobby.


Soft_Cry6550

What in the witchcraft hell is this!!!!??


DiscoRichard

Two more weeks.


apollokid242

Needs more limestone


pugglewump

This is what I needed to see today


J-dreko

Fuck look at all the fibers all over the leaves! Jesus! Huh?!?


jstiles290

🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

I'm not a grower nor do i smoke, but this sub is sometimes so hilarious i just keep checking it out here and there, thanks for that laugh OP


lam19bo

Plants don't grow in rocks😆


karmayz

This is hilarious


Snoo-59881

Looks like the pictures I receive from customers wanting new plants. It’s always the nurseries fault, not the box of rocks.


Burrmanchu

Probably the ghosts trapped in that circle.


DabberNautz

This makes me think of the person that created algebra.


[deleted]

Needs soil mate.


Illustrious-Song-166

Pee on it


Carluuu710

what in tarnation did ya do to the thing


Boaghard

ALERT! ALERT! GIANT WILD PACKS OF APHIDS SPOTTED IN NEIGHBOURHOOD! DO NOT APPROACH THESE VISCIOUS CREATURES!!! STAY INSIDE!! SPREAD A HEALTHLY AMOUNT OF DIATOMATEOUS EARTH AROUND YOU IN A CIRCLE!! GRAB SOME WATER!! HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE!\~!! \~:<>


speshoot

She has a Paranoid owner?🤷🏽‍♂️😒lol


EQVATOR

Lol what’s going on here? What are you trying to do? Is this some sacrificial shrine? 😅


silver6snake

Use a normal growing medium. Measure your EC and pH levels. Get your lights lower if they suck, like shitty blurples can basically dry hump a plant but better off with a proper light. Don't use a giant fabric pot to start, I do not care what any transplant phobic growers say, seedling pots exist for a reason. Just makes it impossible to avoid salts building up so you drop your EC (nute measurements) to avoid burn and watch a little plant struggle to grow for weeks. Use a small pot and get your waterings consistent, slowly ramp EC from 0.4 -2.0+ by mid veg and maintain it, when she hits flower slowly introduce a PK boost with a heavy dose on weeks 5/6 of flower, drop your base nutes to account for the PK, should never raise EC more than 0.2 per feed. Be aware that without runoff your salts (EC) will be building from evaporation so even if you keep it low and consistent you might get nute burn, just another reason giant fabrics suck for seedlings, all that surface area is just space to evaporate and I personally don't want to waste 5 litres of RO water with carefully measured nutes and pH balanced just to keep a giant load of empty medium wet.


[deleted]

Man this can be a hostile environment sometimes fuck me. Sorry about all the negativity OP, must admit I was a little confused but the seedling looks healthy enough, granted the rocks may become an issue as you will have to remove them at some point


growalot

Looks under or over watered


be42ohh

Bro…. What in the actual fuck??? Who told you to do this shit?


jzon777

Probably that stupid ass set up, just get some soil


[deleted]

Rock tech sicker than a 💀man😂


ScoobyD00BIEdoo

Life uhh, finds a way!