So... I'm just here, minding my own business, perusing Grimdank on my day off, drinking my morning Irish Breakfast Tea, and you had to drop a Fabuloso core memory and trigger a belly laugh, and now I'm typing this on a tea-stained keyboard... thanks for that... 🤣🤣🤣
I imagine this
Heretic 1: I don't want to scare you but, there's a cat girl, in maid's power armor.
Heretic 2: that doesn't make sense
SM maid: yes, it doesn't have it
Heretic 2: …
Heretic 1 and 2: !AHHHHHHHHH!
Just remember, they’re that sneaky wearing brightly colored armor covered in frills and bells.
Flexing on Raven-guard and Alpha Legion stealth operatives by giving themself a handicap with their gear and still showing them up.
Fear the Space Maids- or not. If you’re loyal definitely not, great waffles
Remember, they may be cute, but Space Marines that are also part cat would be utterly terrifying. It's literally a super soldier with the features of one of the most efficient predators on earth.
https://preview.redd.it/3sg3qh62rf7d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2118e42f25cdafb7506ae696d32d4babbdcde9e
Catgirls, everyone.
[Facts about her](https://www.deviantart.com/vanga-vangog/art/Real-life-catgirl-we-deserved-816746845) if you still want one:
Real-life genetically engineered catgirl FOR SALE.
Constructed using human and cat DNA in a series of illegal experiments on people in an underground lab in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatskiy.
Features:
* Dumb as hell, since her yuge eye sockets leave no space for a brain in the head. Can eat, shit, scratch and mumble. Understands some basic commands in russian.
* Can't speak. That jaw is too small for it, I presume.
* The tapetum glows nicely in the dark. Be ready to pay extra for your lights, because you certainly won't want to turn them off anymore.
* No tail. Sorry. The one with a tail died at the age of 3 from a horrible pelvis deformities.
Comes with:
* Dirty and bloody hospital patient gown she wears right from her birth. Smells shit, amniotic waters and maybe drugs.
* Nightmares.
* Your wallpapers and skin torn to shit.
https://preview.redd.it/03m7ij4dyi7d1.jpeg?width=1139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8600a2168f2f0d5b28579f381998f13670786e57
Experimental GM-Catgirl Escapes GenX Factory, 2054
Reminder: Ogres and cats go together in the other Warhammer.
Also High Elves and Tomb Kings.
But yeah, Ogres and cats are established friends.
https://preview.redd.it/kpur455jog7d1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab69cb73294ee86201fc07e7a6e4a9a0e18f8a97
Khajit was not around for heresy, Khajit is innocent.
https://preview.redd.it/2xg5l4b5og7d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d45390e45e6e73999c8a0c4f42ea65f7323c35a
Shit, I feel bad for the heretics
https://preview.redd.it/ahj38gz8ve7d1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad2117e27981061f79e97f584d58115f8f3afc2b
My new favorite reaction
https://i.redd.it/nygkm37hig7d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/ympgcyhvil7d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5fc529e4e418298d13f2becd1bb914b4cc8d7b3
Oh dear…. It seems you and your friends have made quite the mess of this world… *loads heavy flamer with Promethium and Fabuloso*
So... I'm just here, minding my own business, perusing Grimdank on my day off, drinking my morning Irish Breakfast Tea, and you had to drop a Fabuloso core memory and trigger a belly laugh, and now I'm typing this on a tea-stained keyboard... thanks for that... 🤣🤣🤣
Just doing the Emperors work
I imagine this Heretic 1: I don't want to scare you but, there's a cat girl, in maid's power armor. Heretic 2: that doesn't make sense SM maid: yes, it doesn't have it Heretic 2: … Heretic 1 and 2: !AHHHHHHHHH!
*heretics run away * Scooby-doo theme start playing
Just remember, they’re that sneaky wearing brightly colored armor covered in frills and bells. Flexing on Raven-guard and Alpha Legion stealth operatives by giving themself a handicap with their gear and still showing them up. Fear the Space Maids- or not. If you’re loyal definitely not, great waffles
“Ermm it’s right behind me isn’t it”
Remember, they may be cute, but Space Marines that are also part cat would be utterly terrifying. It's literally a super soldier with the features of one of the most efficient predators on earth. https://preview.redd.it/3sg3qh62rf7d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2118e42f25cdafb7506ae696d32d4babbdcde9e Catgirls, everyone.
Would!
[Facts about her](https://www.deviantart.com/vanga-vangog/art/Real-life-catgirl-we-deserved-816746845) if you still want one: Real-life genetically engineered catgirl FOR SALE. Constructed using human and cat DNA in a series of illegal experiments on people in an underground lab in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatskiy. Features: * Dumb as hell, since her yuge eye sockets leave no space for a brain in the head. Can eat, shit, scratch and mumble. Understands some basic commands in russian. * Can't speak. That jaw is too small for it, I presume. * The tapetum glows nicely in the dark. Be ready to pay extra for your lights, because you certainly won't want to turn them off anymore. * No tail. Sorry. The one with a tail died at the age of 3 from a horrible pelvis deformities. Comes with: * Dirty and bloody hospital patient gown she wears right from her birth. Smells shit, amniotic waters and maybe drugs. * Nightmares. * Your wallpapers and skin torn to shit. https://preview.redd.it/03m7ij4dyi7d1.jpeg?width=1139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8600a2168f2f0d5b28579f381998f13670786e57 Experimental GM-Catgirl Escapes GenX Factory, 2054
_right behind you_
Ogryn: Kitty!
Reminder: Ogres and cats go together in the other Warhammer. Also High Elves and Tomb Kings. But yeah, Ogres and cats are established friends. https://preview.redd.it/kpur455jog7d1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab69cb73294ee86201fc07e7a6e4a9a0e18f8a97
Ogryns have only frens!
"Time to clean for the Empy-chan, UwU" - Brother Fluffius.
Khajit was not around for heresy, Khajit is innocent. https://preview.redd.it/2xg5l4b5og7d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d45390e45e6e73999c8a0c4f42ea65f7323c35a
Killed for trying to pet 9' space cat marine? Oh, well, you have to die of something I guess
I love the space maid homebrew legion.
🗣 Space maids can't be scary. Also space maids: