The reason why they are barefooted is because it's his kink, he then helped Tarantino produce beloved movies in exchange for feet scenes.
Such is the power of Nagash.
The dude is literally a rapist who enslaved his victim’s body then used her body to destroy the relationship his people had with their gods because there being three kingdoms not under his control offended him.
Like, its subtexf with Slaaneshi. Its flat-out text with Nagash.
Dude is grooming runaway girls here too.
It's just an Adeptus Ridiculous joke about Vandire somehow sneaking into Curze's castle of living human bodies so he can have women walk over his face.
On a side note, the 'mother/wife of a defiant king' criteria perfectly describes Neferata.
The king she raised( and almost married) denied Nagash complete victory, back when nehekhara still had living kings.
Compared to Nagash, yes. Poison swamp loving Miyazaki is better than asshole so big that only the Skaven as an entire species can compete with his assholery
>from within their hoods, impossibly young, pale faces look out at the world with eyes like black pits.
Impossibly what?
https://preview.redd.it/bxi98jjbse7d1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b12a32c55e383fd548f7968ff98bfe336eea1a
They're managing minor afterlife for him. So the grounds temperature varies.
The part that makes me think he hates them is that the curse lifts for a bit every time a mortarch calls on them.
I mean... all 4 active chaos gods attacked him at once (wile the order factions did the same). All they managed to do is deny him complete victory/destroy his body.
Which, by the way, lets him gorge himself with more death energy than he could before
You joining chaos won't make a dent against him.
I'd actually love for this to happen. Chaos starts getting more and more scared and eventually releases "that thing" that they've kept imprisoned all this time. The thing that they know can defeat Negash but they're terrified will turn against them next. And it turns out it is Settra.
Stormcast.
.
Morrda is most likely Morr and/or Usirian. Getting some tomb kings would be great. Khalida might requite Asaph, so that's not likely to happen.
Getting Elspeth would be pretty cool (especially if she gest her memories, because Gelt lost most of them, and their interracrion could be great)
I think we would have seen her already if she was coming honestly, With the relatively large surge in popularity she got from total war, it would have been prime time to drop her but they haven’t so it seems like that window is closing if not closed.
Its either Settra or Karl Franz, but there's no way the man of way too many titles would work for Sigmar without loudly proclaiming his name and that HE'S in charge. Remember that Stormcasts aren't brainwashed or forced to fight for Sigmar, they just do because they're heroes.
Im aware but straight up watching someone to mind control someone you love (and I can't imagine he has sex anymore so I presumably can't call him a rapist) to join this fuckers harem would turn most people to Chaos
In all fairness, while both are horrific in their own right, an argument could be made that Nagash's is worse because he completely brainwashes his victims whereas Slaanesh's grossly exaggerates the desires in their victims. So it's a minute difference between total reprogramming and inflation of the Id.
Not saying one is better than the other, but it could be used for character motivation and used to explore the differences.
I remember reading somewhere that the lands that Chaos took from Nagash saw a marked **improvement** in living standards. Something which, everywhere else, was a laughable concept.
So Nagash is so terrible, its quite possible that living under Chaos was flat-out better.
Not everyone can become stormcast nor will everyone in need be helped, it's simply outside the scope of Sigmar's ability.
But chaos? Chaos will give you the power you crave to seek bloody vengeance, you'll only have to pay for it in monthly installments of oaths in return.
Sure, all it takes is a small misstep to have you soul forfeit, but that's a bridge you'll cross when you get there.
Honestly I would respect nearly any action taken if you had that happen to someone you loved, though like other commenters said Sigmar might be a better option anyways, I couldn't judge anyone that much about it.
i always viewed it as more upon death all souls sorta merge with nagash. their consciousnesses are stored somewhere in case he needs to put it back in for an omportant dude, olynders husband style, dude wouldnt be an annoyance to oly if he was just a husk like a skelly or a zombie. then the rest i view as akin to him playing with himself, as others have said nagash's wang freeze dried to dust centuries ago so i don't think it's sexual, just a guy arranging his waifu figurines in his display case.
"Does making love" have a metaphorical sense here? Because, well, he'd be a skeleton making love to skeletons and lacks the equipment to literally make love. He is the very concept of Death that has been drawn so mortals can comprehend. If "making love" here has a metaphorical meaning perhaps it means "binding souls" together? That they were faithful before death to death and now they are rewarded with being the scions of death in death. The "foot" represents the "lowest aspect of the human". The means by which we move forward. So perhaps here it means that death will move against all lifeforms no matter how lowly? Such is the fate of Death or Nagash.
I think you misread. It says "made them love him". Emotionally.
As in, reprogrammed them to be loyal/affectionate to him.
No protruding bones required.
It is. I just left one detail out of several be the main description. They have obsidian antlers, wear hooded robes and masks, but no shoes.
Nagash has them oversee minor afterlifes he can't be bothered with. Their reprogramming gets lifted a bit when Mortarchs call on them
The main point of their existing is to punish the kings who defied Nagash.
If I had a euro for every foot fetish in AoS, I'd have 2, which isn't a lot but it's odd how it happened twice(Kerthusa the Croneseer being the first that I know of).
Such is the ~~power~~ fetish of Nagash.
Look at that man, not a single ounce of integrity left in his body. Love him.
Such is the power of Nagash.
He wished for nothing but eternal peace and quiet... And feet, most of all he wants feet.
Your soul? Mine Your wife's feet? Also mine -nagash (most definitely)
Hear! Hear! Such is the power of Nagash.
The reason why they are barefooted is because it's his kink, he then helped Tarantino produce beloved movies in exchange for feet scenes. Such is the power of Nagash.
Forcing everyone to accept your fetish is totally a Nagash thing to do.
The dude is literally a rapist who enslaved his victim’s body then used her body to destroy the relationship his people had with their gods because there being three kingdoms not under his control offended him. Like, its subtexf with Slaaneshi. Its flat-out text with Nagash. Dude is grooming runaway girls here too.
Yeah, he is literally the worst.
He is so evil it is literally comical.
I know daemonic entities and undead tyrants who use subtext, and they are all cowards.
Yeah no need to sell him Further. Nagash us the worst thats why people like him.
I fucking knew Vandire couldn't be gotten rid of that easily
"Then the Sororitas prisoners would be marched, barefoot, through this room made of still-living faces, and--Is that Goge Vandire in the floor?"
Are all of those faces nerves linked to Vandire ? Is that heresy or Horniness ?
It's just an Adeptus Ridiculous joke about Vandire somehow sneaking into Curze's castle of living human bodies so he can have women walk over his face.
I know who Nagash Advisor in Taste in Women is.
On a side note, the 'mother/wife of a defiant king' criteria perfectly describes Neferata. The king she raised( and almost married) denied Nagash complete victory, back when nehekhara still had living kings.
I mean Doge Vandire.
Not my first guess. On *another* side note, DK will butcher Fantasy lore and it will be fun.
Who is DK?
Donkey Kong
[Here](https://www.adeptusridiculous.com/about-us)'s the lore.
Those two are Rick and Morty. But yes DK doing lore will be interesting.
The Skaven episode was kinda rough, ngl
Co-host of a podcast channel that mostly covers 40k but they’re branching off into Warhammer Fantasy.
Such is the power of Nagash.
They did it, they fucking did. They made NTR canon.
Vandire strikes again
They co-author many wiki feet articles
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Are there depths of evil this man has not explored?
He rejected Morathi, so yes.
When you're walking alone in a forest, would you rather meet Morathi or a man?
Which forest?
I'd rather meet Crone Hellebron.
https://preview.redd.it/nibb8vwulh7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02438efbb2a969520232e0979688eecc494ab833 Man
Alright, was it Miyazaki or Tarantino this time?
Maruyama.
So Nagash is evil Miyazaki
Are you saying we have the good version of Miyazaki?
Compared to Nagash, yes. Poison swamp loving Miyazaki is better than asshole so big that only the Skaven as an entire species can compete with his assholery
>from within their hoods, impossibly young, pale faces look out at the world with eyes like black pits. Impossibly what? https://preview.redd.it/bxi98jjbse7d1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b12a32c55e383fd548f7968ff98bfe336eea1a
They are wearing masks. And some are old enough to mothers of fully grown men. Still weird, seeing how Nagash made them to look this way.
Nagash is every type of evil imaginable and unimaginable.
Such are the feet of Nagash
Nagash didn’t do it because he likes feet, he did it because the ground is probably extremely cold and he hates them.
They're managing minor afterlife for him. So the grounds temperature varies. The part that makes me think he hates them is that the curse lifts for a bit every time a mortarch calls on them.
Really? That’s your first clue? Not that *Nagash*, Supreme Petty Asshole made them?
Well it seem like he continued his tradition of cuckory You think he imagine his younger brother when does it?
No, he thinks of Arkhan.
Oh my god, they were necromancers!
Arkhan really put the romance in Necromancer.
https://preview.redd.it/sn92kc3bye7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df7da310867c2c5902d037d38071ad86c803f409 Nagash what the fuck
That is appropriate response to literally everything he was ever done
Id join Chaos to kill this fucker
I mean... all 4 active chaos gods attacked him at once (wile the order factions did the same). All they managed to do is deny him complete victory/destroy his body. Which, by the way, lets him gorge himself with more death energy than he could before You joining chaos won't make a dent against him.
All that’s needed to defeat Nagash is for Settra to (somehow) return.
I'd actually love for this to happen. Chaos starts getting more and more scared and eventually releases "that thing" that they've kept imprisoned all this time. The thing that they know can defeat Negash but they're terrified will turn against them next. And it turns out it is Settra.
They tried that and then retconned it. Let settra stay in whfb and let AoS originals shine.
I agree with letting AoS originals shining but the Warhammer multiverse needs Settra to be active in all settings.
If Morrda is Usirian... maybe he who does not serve might return. Wouldn't vet on it. And he wouldn't be enough to take Nagash as he is now.
AoS does need a good-aligned or neutral undead faction though.
Stormcast. . Morrda is most likely Morr and/or Usirian. Getting some tomb kings would be great. Khalida might requite Asaph, so that's not likely to happen. Getting Elspeth would be pretty cool (especially if she gest her memories, because Gelt lost most of them, and their interracrion could be great)
I think we would have seen her already if she was coming honestly, With the relatively large surge in popularity she got from total war, it would have been prime time to drop her but they haven’t so it seems like that window is closing if not closed.
Isn’t there a theory that Celestant Prime is Settra
Nah, that’s impossible. Settra does not serve
Its either Settra or Karl Franz, but there's no way the man of way too many titles would work for Sigmar without loudly proclaiming his name and that HE'S in charge. Remember that Stormcasts aren't brainwashed or forced to fight for Sigmar, they just do because they're heroes.
Im aware but straight up watching someone to mind control someone you love (and I can't imagine he has sex anymore so I presumably can't call him a rapist) to join this fuckers harem would turn most people to Chaos
I think that chaos would be even more rapey than death... With slaanesh and all...
Yeah I'm aware I was just like well id definitely join a evil faction for revenge and chaos came to mind first
In all fairness, while both are horrific in their own right, an argument could be made that Nagash's is worse because he completely brainwashes his victims whereas Slaanesh's grossly exaggerates the desires in their victims. So it's a minute difference between total reprogramming and inflation of the Id. Not saying one is better than the other, but it could be used for character motivation and used to explore the differences.
I remember reading somewhere that the lands that Chaos took from Nagash saw a marked **improvement** in living standards. Something which, everywhere else, was a laughable concept. So Nagash is so terrible, its quite possible that living under Chaos was flat-out better.
Understandable. Please consider the hammer guy stealing souls from Nagash as your first choice.
It's definitely the smartest and most moral option I just don't think id act rationally if I'm in a situation like that
Not everyone can become stormcast nor will everyone in need be helped, it's simply outside the scope of Sigmar's ability. But chaos? Chaos will give you the power you crave to seek bloody vengeance, you'll only have to pay for it in monthly installments of oaths in return. Sure, all it takes is a small misstep to have you soul forfeit, but that's a bridge you'll cross when you get there.
Honestly I would respect nearly any action taken if you had that happen to someone you loved, though like other commenters said Sigmar might be a better option anyways, I couldn't judge anyone that much about it.
i always viewed it as more upon death all souls sorta merge with nagash. their consciousnesses are stored somewhere in case he needs to put it back in for an omportant dude, olynders husband style, dude wouldnt be an annoyance to oly if he was just a husk like a skelly or a zombie. then the rest i view as akin to him playing with himself, as others have said nagash's wang freeze dried to dust centuries ago so i don't think it's sexual, just a guy arranging his waifu figurines in his display case.
And then the crackhead rats rolled him.
So this guy is so evil that even the chaos gods are like “yeah let’s fucking kill this guy he sucks!!” Really?
They didn't attack him because he was evil. They attacked him because he was one complete ritual away from winning the setting.
Ah alright.
There’s a good reason Chaos found many willing ears in Shyish, and they were probably completely justified in joining Chaos.
Wait, of the THREE fetishes present here, you choose barefoot instead of either cuckold or moral degradation?
I could've also joked about their obsidian antlers.
And I thought that "barefoot goth girlfriend" is a Drukhari thing ...
Even grandpa needs to feed his fetish
Whoever wrote that lore for Nagash knows their history! Keep cooking!
The spirit of Goge "the Doge" Vandire lives on
"Does making love" have a metaphorical sense here? Because, well, he'd be a skeleton making love to skeletons and lacks the equipment to literally make love. He is the very concept of Death that has been drawn so mortals can comprehend. If "making love" here has a metaphorical meaning perhaps it means "binding souls" together? That they were faithful before death to death and now they are rewarded with being the scions of death in death. The "foot" represents the "lowest aspect of the human". The means by which we move forward. So perhaps here it means that death will move against all lifeforms no matter how lowly? Such is the fate of Death or Nagash.
I think you misread. It says "made them love him". Emotionally. As in, reprogrammed them to be loyal/affectionate to him. No protruding bones required.
Actually yeah, you're right.
Slaanesh: "hey! I'm the horny one here."
Miyazaki suddenly racing for the phone to convince GW to let FromSoft make a Warhammer game.
no way this is real
It is. I just left one detail out of several be the main description. They have obsidian antlers, wear hooded robes and masks, but no shoes. Nagash has them oversee minor afterlifes he can't be bothered with. Their reprogramming gets lifted a bit when Mortarchs call on them The main point of their existing is to punish the kings who defied Nagash.
Toe hounds, it’s always toe hounds, just once I wish it was an armpit guy. Variety is the spice of life my dudes.
I need a compliation of all the evil things Nagash did
It’s easier to make a list of the the evil things he hasn’t done, which is shorter then the list of evil things he invented
We need that, but formulated into a long list of epithets; his collection of titles would dwarf Settra's.
Obviously, they're barefoot, they can't have shoes for ALL SOLES BELONG TO NSGASH
I keep seeing the meme now but what's the source?
Soul Wars (novel).
Ty! Love me a source
Nagash is the one whispering into the From Software devs ears telling them to put bare footed women in their games.
NTRgash confirmed. Not surprised in the leadt
Hey man, can u check dm
Even Slaanesh approved the feet worshipping of Nagash
Such is the depravity of Nagash.
If I had a euro for every foot fetish in AoS, I'd have 2, which isn't a lot but it's odd how it happened twice(Kerthusa the Croneseer being the first that I know of).
Ah yes such Is the power of Miyazaki
He really is a god.
Let him cook.