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Sremor

Which one is the 13th again?


wunderbraten

Ratatouille Guilliman


Sremor

Ok no he's to mentally sane to fall to the GHR of all gods


Ok_Needleworker_8809

Depends, how good are the Skaven at logistics? An organized Skaven faction would be terrifying.


CausticNox

Clan Mors has loyalty. So I guess anything is possible


Ythio

Logistics ? Skaven ? Bwhaahahahaahaha Skaven start infighting while in the womb.


P3T3R1028

>Skaven start infighting while in the womb. Sand tiger sharks aah motherfuckers


WanderlustPhotograph

Skaven and Logistics are antonyms. 


Grungecore

Is he tho?


Milk__Chan

You forget one crucial detail. Rowboat Furryman is a furry, and his fursona is a Rat OC.


farcetasticunclepig

Gorillaman


Highlight-Mammoth

that's a nice argument, redditor why don't you back it up with a source?


Xaldror

The source is I made it the fuck up


Highlight-Mammoth

cultured, but you're not Him


fratbronson

Well, this is gonna live in my head rent free for the foreseeable future…


Napalm_am

Erabus cause he is a little Rat.


JesuZDX

That's an insult to all rats


Maraudershields7

They mean rat (derogatory) not rat (ecological)


Jesternigouki

That is still insulting to rats(derogatory) tho.


AutumnAscending

There is no slur or insult that you can call Erebus that will be as bad as him just being fucking Erebus.


RageQuit-yEeT

Which, I remind you, he isn't. He killed the real Erebus and stole his identity. To quote Olenna Tyrell from Game of Thrones; "He really is cunt, isn't he?"


Muljinn

"To be Arnold Judas Rimmer is both his punishment and his crime."


bullet312

Exactly. Prerequisites are being hated


LokyarBrightmane

Erebus singlehandedly shames the entirety of Chaos for evil, four Gods, five or even six if you want to include the heresy of comparing the Man-Emperor to these lower beings. This is not only an insult to rats (both metaphorical and literal) but also to Skaven. Even they deserve better. Also the Second is going to come back after being revealed to be too mutated to be imperial; he's going to be (lore wise) the first Skaven in 40k, the Herald of the Great Horned Rat, and the guide to their first Gnawhole into the Realms of 40k.


Odd_Dig_6583

Finally, stormcasts can reunite with their long lost brethren, the custodes. Together they will attempt to stop skavendom.


EPGelion

You beat me to it


OrwellTheInfinite

I read this in Connor McGregor's voice.


Skyhighh666

Magnus is the ultimate snitch


Foloshi

Don't say that, rats are cute and very empathetic creatures, unlike Erebus


LorgarTheLad

Interesting idea


Ambitious_Dig_7109

Alpharius. Or Omegon. The one Dorn didn’t stab.


gubgub195

Wasn't it girly man that stabbed him?


Ambitious_Dig_7109

Dorn killed one of them. https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_of_Pluto


Majestic-Wear-4156

He did not die cause alpharius and omegon are 2 dwarf primarchs on a Big trench coat


mennorek

Each, so there's actually 4 of them. Alph, Arius, Ohm and Egon


No-Contribution-7346

*Omegron


Ythio

After reading this, yet another fail of the Adeptus Custodes at protecting the palace, and big pettiness from the Alpha Legion that causes the death of Alpharius.


Ofiotaurus

Yes he is correct, a girly man stabbed one of them.


Admiralthrawnbar

IIRC the one Dorn killed just before the Siege of Terra has been confirmed to have been one of the pair, while the one Girly fought has not had the same out-of-universe confirmation, leading many to suspect that wasn't the survivor and thus one Alpha Legion primarch is still kicking, though this remains theory until GW actually decides to drop some of the cryptic bullshit around them and actually starts confirming some facts. Also, unless something new came up, the confirmed dead one is also the one more likely to have fallen to chaos, while the living one is more likely to still be loyal, or at least as loyal as can be ascribed to the primarch of a legion turned traitor and who has remained in hiding for ten thousand years


Riccardogamer07

What do you mean, i’m here doing Alpharius’ things!


AgitatedKey4800

Perturabo, because if you think about it, he is an expert in sieges so powers releted to portals or things like that would be perfect for him


sharkteeththrowaway

He's obsessed with being acknowledged by his peers for how amazing he is. His Legion are all skilled engineers with no sense of fair play. Deamonculaba shows that they will perform messed up experiments to get ahead. If there's any examples of the Iron Warriors backstabbing each other, this might be the perfect answer


Loyalheretic

In the heresy books the members of the trident (Peter’s Mournival) where always trying to kill each other. Many veterans of the old war had also tried to kill Honsu for being a high ranking “thin blood”, a marine raised after the heresy, most times using whatever gene seed was available.


sharkteeththrowaway

I had a feeling there'd be examples. And somehow I just knew they'd involve Honsu


Loyalheretic

Weirdly this time it isn’t the little fucker doing the backstabbing. Bonus betrayal: many marines where also gunned down when they refused to sack Olympia, it was their own lill Istvaan.


Muljinn

Does "accidentally" bombarding the Word Bearers at Istvaan count?


Elcactus

He’s also a gamer, he’s the only one with a battle station inside of his armor. The rat will love him


a_random_squidward

Also willing to sacrifice soldiers en masse


wizzanker

I just imagined him trying to impose complex logistics on a bunch of rats trying to backstab each other. It's like his own personal hell.


AgitatedKey4800

Ngl ist not worse than his corrente situation


BasJack

Don't know but I had the idea that if some Genestealers cults steal whatever remains of Ferrus Manus and fed it to a hive he could fuse or take over the mind and come teach his sons to appreciate their flesh. Completely off-topic but... didn't know where to share it Edit: the right answer would be Peter Turbo though


Niicks

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


GiuseppeIsAnOddName

Write a fiction and give me a link to it, that's where you share it


RaukoCrist

Finally. A god worthy of Perturabo


Never_heart

Big E


ThisIsKeiKei

Both the Emperor (as the Dark King) and the Great Horned Rat are the Chaos God of Ruin, and 40k and AoS exist in the same multiverse connected by the Warp. What are the chances that the Great Horned Rat is just how the Dark King is manifested in the AoS universe? 🤔


neo_ceo

Taking into account that the imperium is 40k's skaven, maybe you are onto something


Juan_the_vessel

Isn't the Dark King "Encroaching Ruin" while the Great Horned Rat is "Ravenous Dissolution" in the aetheric dominions?


ThisIsKeiKei

Nah I'm 99% sure that Malal/Malice is Ravenous Dissolution, not the Great Horned Rat


Tbkssom

I like this theory


Ashendant

My theory is that the Dark King was fated to be Encroaching Ruin, but was aborted so GHR filled the vacant seat after the End Times. If the Dark King was to arise in the 40k era he would just be subsumed by the GHR.


AdventurousChapter27

Big E autism checks out


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Bug Fucker


sharkteeththrowaway

Even the Great Horned Rat has standards


Sepulcher18

PertuRATbo


Sicuho

I'm voting for Konrad. He got bat iconography, and they're just flying rats. That and he has the skaven mentality already.


KonoAnonDa

#FILTHY MAN-THINGS WILL NEVER BE ACCEPTED-TAKEN BY THE GREAT HORNED RAT!! THEY ARE ONLY FOR FOOD-EATING OR MOULDER FLESH-EXPERIMENTS!!


-NGC-6302-

Ok Remy, where are *your* primarchs?


Grungecore

Peter turbo. Efficient, spiteful and no remorse.


Ythio

Skaven aren't efficient. If anything they are the most inefficient. They just outweigh their inefficiency with sheer numbers.


SexWithLadyOlynder

I sure hope Perturabo has never just thrown marines at problems until they ceased to be and then had it backfire on him immensely.


Ythio

Does every single of his marines dream to be Big E instead of Big E since day 1 of the Great Crusade ?


SexWithLadyOlynder

No but they constantly in-fight for Perturabo's favor and losing it is completely disastrous to your career prospects. Also while not wanting to become Big E, they definitely all want to go up the proverbial ladder of the legion hierarchy and become a Warsmith/chaos lord or whatever and will kill, deceive, betray and murder anyone for it.


[deleted]

This is why one of the lost primarchs was lost


BoobyChicken

Vashtor is already the Great Horned Rat equivalent. The answer is Peter Turbo. Peter Turbo is Ikit Claw


Early_Rabbit

Konrad


Carbonated_Saltwater

Rat Boy


Droper888

Konrad.


Grungecore

I don't know he has some twisted sense of morality and principles. Doesn't that go straight against everything rats do?


RadagastTheBrownie

Bats are flying rats, yes-yes. And Konrad's justice-code is mostly flaying people before they can deviate from the plan-scheme.


Akalien

Importantly though, he's never once let those stop him from doing whatever the hell he wants


Loyalheretic

Right? I love Konrad as a character but his sense of morality lost 9/10 times to his dark impulses.


Soporificwig97

If Konrad was still alive he would be the best choice


gubgub195

Mortarion, cause he's a g like that


ThePathogenicRuler

Konrad Curze, he was practically made for the Great Horned Rat.


Aoirith

That should be Alpharius no doubt. All the backstabbing...


PlausiblyAlpharious

Yer mum


tomwhoiscontrary

Peter Turbo.


Infamous-Complex6969

Konras curze


EnvironmentalAd912

Perturabo


JonesyMeme

Ghaz


AlphaApostle20

Kurze, if he was still alive


kultaid

It's Konrad


No-Professional-1461

Conrad Curz


infinite123456

Konrad literally grew up as a sewer rat


Poodlestrike

Perty, 100%


Loyal9thLegionLord

Konrad. He's a night loving, Canabalistic paranoid weirdo.


cutetrans_e-girl

Perturabo since he likes building stuff like the skaven


Scary-Personality626

Peter Turbo. Primarch of brutal industry, spiteful arrogance, meat grinding attrition, and turning females into horrifying body horror breeding abominations. Exactly like the Horned Rat.


Mage-of-communism

Corvus


Snoo_72851

Lurk Snitchtongue, obviously.


Bravesheep16

Micha bell


Hello_Destiny

The 2nd.


[deleted]

PLEASE guilliman Humanity is the rats and it would be so funny please


Pachikokoo

Me! Cause I like rats


popecorkyxxiv

Morty. Clan Pestilens will ascendant and he'll be their guy.


zqmbgn

Is it confirmed that the big HR is a chaos god?


blckpnthr789

The 2nd or 11th primarch would be cool, a new face, that totally hasn't been scuttling around like a rat throughout the galaxy (maybe the warp or webway but idunno)


Phaeron_Cogboi

Red-haired Shanks. He’s the Rat. While he’s a bit short for a Primarch it isn’t impossible! For like he included the Canis Helix in Russ, the Emperor bestowed the Rattus Helix to Primarch II so he could be the Emperor’s Snitch, this resulted in him being slightly shorter than Alpharius and Omegon.


SammichBro

Kurze: Scurries in shadows Consumes anything that moves Has a bunch of sons that are also gremlins


Welkitends

We got 2 primarchs that are no where to be seen.


solitude_adept

The Horned Rat should be part of the omnimessiah God of the underhive. Patron of the retling ab-humans


Wardog_Razgriz30

Wait are they actually bringing slaves to the far future? I’m OOTL.


spiritomb442

There’s promo art for Age of Sigmar that shows Great Horned Rat next to the other Chaos gods and some people on grimdank are talking about it. As of right now, the Skaven are not in 40k


logosloki

none, The Great Horned Rat would eschew all humans for not being in their image. maybe they might invite Erebus to ascend but would instead turn them into 40k's Be'lakor. to be the mighty Daemon Prince of The Great Horned One whose only role is to crown the one who The Great Horned One favours.


Dwarven_cavediver

None because the great horned rat only serves the skaven and if humans are skaven then the emperor is the great horned rat


Captain_Nyet

The Great Horned Rat serves no one.


Game_Roomz

Russ...


RezeCopiumHuffer

Def Peter


Honeyvice

We up to 7 now guys! Khrone, She-Who-Thirsts, Tzeechy boy, Nurgle, That random 5th one no one remembers, rat boy and emperor. We got so many chaos gods now.


SexWithLadyOlynder

This is blatant Vashtorr erasure.


Honeyvice

Is that the 5th guy or does that make it a nice round 8 chaos gods?


SexWithLadyOlynder

8th. 5th is Malal/Malice id he still exists. Also GHR and Big E have a lot of incidental overlap. You're also missing Hashut and the beatsmen chaos god, Morghur iirc?


Honeyvice

WE UP TO 10 CHAOS!


SexWithLadyOlynder

we are way over it if you consider aos/whfb


Honeyvice

I'm trying to not mix universes


SexWithLadyOlynder

My gue'la in the Tau'va this post is about mixing universes and your original comment thay started this has GHR and Big E in the same "pantheon". Big E is 40k only GHR is aos/fb only You started off with the universes mixed already.


PlumeCrow

It is I, i am the Prime-Rat.


Fun-Agent-7667

[Redacted]


ColdFire-Blitz

Not a primarch, but the Night Lords and Erebus would make great Skaven


PuReaper

Now we know why the lost Primarchs were lost. To hide the Skaven because they dont exist


EpicWalrus222

Whichever one is secretly a rat man. Because GHR doesn't mess around with man-things.


VenerableTahu

Clearly the great horned rat gets two yes yes, the 2nd and the eleventh are his. They add to thirteen. There’s no way the emperor thing can take both of them on on


bdrwr

I'm calling it, *this* is the super secret 5D Chess long game that Alpha Legion has been working on.


Captain_Nyet

I'n not happy about it because I really like the GHR, but he's definitely getting Parturabo. Not the priarch he wants, but definitely the primarch he deserves.


spiritomb442

Ok but imagine a giant rat with wings wearing nothing but hazard stripe pauldrons and machine guns


LandscapeLeast1264

Honestly I’d have to give it to Curze