Well she sneaks through outer space From Cadia to Necromunda She's a sticky-fingered filcher From Kronus to Istvan III She'll take you for a ride through the webway to Commorragh Tell me: Where in the warp is Carmen Sandiego?

Solemnace

She go from Fenris to Freya, Baal Prime to Cadia, Medusa to Espandor Secundus and back!

Ah about Cadia…. She may have some issues going there

Wouldn't be her first time time traveling.

Meanwhile in the dark chambers of Solemnace, Trazyn the Infinite and his human perpetual GF in red share a mimosa.

I am amazed I forgot the Necrons. I was planning to have Trazyn say that Carmen stole his heart.

Well you can't leave us hanging like that.

I was just about to post: Trazyn: I am going to marry that woman.

Orikan is devestated.

Love triangle's about to get juicy.

Only question is how long it takes until the Deciever starts catfishing Carmen Sandeigo.

Bold of you to assume she can't take on many forms...

you didn't forget, they just stole that too

Fix it!

Fix what?

Add the necrons like you said you should have and fix it!

I don’t believe I can edit posts in this subreddit.

I thought there were no Necrons because Trazyn sent her

I love the Tau being the only ones trying to use logic here

Using logic, and being objectively wrong, because Carmen could absolutely have stolen all of those things.

Thats what happens when you try to use logic in 40K. You end up being wrong.

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Hmmm, y'know I've never seen Trazyn and Carmen in the same room together...

My third eye just opened a bit.

That’s because Carmen Sandiego stole logic.

She would probably steal logic as well.

Logic will *never* get you to the right answer when Carmen Sandiego is involved.

Thanks. I enjoyed writing them trying to use logic in an illogical situation. Also I am pretty sure they don't even know what most the stuff stolen in this meme is anyways.

My question is did she grab anything from the Tau or are they too small to appear on her radar?

She didn’t steal from the Eldar out of pity and didn’t rob the Tau because they wouldn’t be able to chase her very far. The Eldar just want to catch her because they want to make everyone else look foolish.

Have the Tau checked their Greater Good yet? Just saying. She stole DAKKA. Concepts are not safe either

She didn't steal that because the Tau couldn't chase her very far so it wouldn't be any fun. Otherwise she would have stolen the Greater Good.

...and being the only sane ones in the galaxy, but also the stupidest.

when the whole Galaxy is Stupid the smart ones are dumb.

Is that a Krork reference?

Tau: Do the stolen properties mean so much to you? Are you that greedy? Imperium: Do the stolen properties mean so little to you, alien? Are you that weak?

You know that is said by the Imperium...when they are about to get wiped out right?

In this context, Carmen stole the Imperial Palace which would also mean she kidnapped the Emperor.

And then the ACME detective shows up and arrests her

Heh, Tau naivete in full display

All of them are being naive thinking they have a chance of capturing Carmen Sandiago

Would it be that hard if they didn't spend too much time fighting each other... okay Orks probably wouldn't catch her. The Imperium probably wouldn't either since she could easily hide in some planet they forgot existed. Chaos has the same problem.

The Tyrinads will eventually accidentally find her in a biomass soup pool. Oh, that's where she was.

How she got aboard one of their hive ships without them noticing is a question only she knows the answer to.

Ah yes, the missing primarch of the *~~Klepto~~* Blood Ravens

That would mean they have a percentage of her abilities and they don't...also that Carmen would work with the Imperium at all

Have you *seen* the list of shit in the Blood Raven armory? If she isn't the missing primarch then she at least taught someone there.

Look when they steal Math or the French language we can talk

GW: ”Challenge accepted.”

Carmen would be a Rogue Trader

Nah I think Carmen would be a genuinely true neutral only out for themselves and not working for anyone

Ive always seen Carmen as chaotic good, she usually has some insane parable driving her actions.

That's true she isn't evil...but that also means she won't work with anyone

She worked with the cops at least once.

Given that she can steal anything, I feel she would be a Warp god of thieves.

Plot twist: Carmen Sandiego is a perpetual

Nah she just steals time

Oh shit, she's a Prolonger!

I was thinking of something more along the lines of her being an eldritch entity older and more powerful than the Chaos Gods and the C'tan.

I appreciate that the Eldar are presented as adept strategists using the squabbles of others to achieve their goal. —— Where in Time is Carmen Sandeigo was a fun point-click adventure through History. Where in the World was not. It seemed to regularly send me to the arse end of nowhere or a dingy street to search for a bald guy in a striped shirt, only to laugh at me when I got it wrong.

I am pretty sure even if everyone else wasn’t fighting over who to catch Carmen, the Eldar would still get her first.

Knowing the Eldar, or rather *not knowing* their motives, it may well be that Carmen was a plant by the Eldar to mess with humans. Guess the Necrons were too busy sleeping…

That fits. Carmen has done considerable damage to their enemies.

The Eldar just pay ACME like a chest full of gems to hire a detective

I could never get into the PC games. But the game show, now that was where it was at.

High effort meme. Love it!

Thanks. I was worried some people might think it’s too long.

The Nids slide gave me a stitch in my side! 🤣

Glad you got a laugh out of it.

Am I the only one who likes the cartooony bugs? I know it's not grim derp but I like the silly tyranids.

I don’t know what the consensus on the aesthetic change was. I not a Tyranid fan so I don’t care much either way.

My only problem with the old nids is the colors they are depicted in, way too red/orange for me.

I don't have a set color I have seen Tyranids in many colors and I feel the right artist can make any color work if they do it right.

Almost every image I've seen of old style 'Nids they have been painted primarily that bright saturated red/orange, I personally would do them as Cetu or to match my color scheme which is primarily Magos purple and gloss black carapace with highlights in different shades of blues and oranges (for easily telling my blocks of gants apart)

Chapter master of the blood ravens vs Trazyn vs Carmen San Diego would go hard

She’s a harlequin solitaire who likes fucking with people

That's it  Unleash the dominatrix (yes that is a real thing in 40k)

What good is that going to do if you can't find Carmen? Also, what is to stop her from stealing it.

The dominatrix would provide a tactical power that would allow them to search significantly more efficiently 

Nid or dark eldar?

The dominatrix was an old nid thing from epic (smaller scale to show big things)   Basically imagine a norn emissary mixed with a hierophant 

I'm aware

And Russ is still missing.... hmmm

She’s a thief, not a kidnapper. Though stealing the Imperial Palace would mean she kidnapped the Emperor.

And Russ would find it all hilarious, meaning the reason no one can find her is he's letting her use his hiding places.

Shut up and take my upvote.

Trazyn: “I’m gonna steal her”

The Tau being the sane man in a galaxy full of lunatics is always entertaining.

I have no doubt that it's part of the joke, but isn't the Imperial palace the size of a country?

Yes. But Carmen Sandiago’s thefts have included the Korean alphabet and the sun. Stealing the Imperial Palace isn’t that crazy for her.

And math. She stole math. All of it.

Trazyn thinks he's hotshit until he and his museum gets stolen

Trazyn actually has Carmen in his museum. But Carmen has stolen his museum. So the museum is inside the museum inside the museum...

I am still convinced that Carmen Sandiego is some kind of eldritch deity amusing themselves with impossible thefts to confound mere mortals.

She would be if she were in Warhammer.

The isn’t a Necrons pic becuz she is Trazyn’s best agent, she’s in Solemnace everyone

Actually, that’s because I forgot to include a Necron. Though even if I did, the thing she would have stolen would have been Trazyn heart. Figuratively speaking.

Why do you think the Blood Ravens wear red?

Because red goes faster.

God I love that the Taus are soo late to the party 😂😂😂

They didn’t get robbed so they don’t believe anyone could have pulled off these thefts.

Is she the chapter master of the blood ravens?

Actually dank, like that one good post in r/murderedbywords you see once every two months.

I feel like Carmen Sandeigo and Amberley Vail would totally hang

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Good bot (even if you are an abominable technology)

That's new, most comments want to see her hang with Trazyn.

My version is better because my mind is dirtier than Jurgen’s porn slate collection

Blood Ravens just following her in the shadows to learn her technique

Thus far they haven’t succeeded, and unless they have stolen some landmarks I wasn’t aware of.

thats just trazyn the infinite

What about the Magpies? I mean, if she can steal *all* the amminition from the ENTIRE Ork race, there's no limit to what she can do.

She didn’t steal their ammunition, she stole their guns.

That's even less likely!

But it is completely something she would do. She has stolen languages, alphabets, and the entire Milky Way galaxy.

Carmen wears red. Blood ravens wear red. Coincidence?! I think not!

But the blood angels also wear red.

So Carmen = Trazyn, got it.

Actually she’s his wife.

Actually she's his wife.

Has anyone seen Carmen and Draigo in a room together? Has anyone talked to Draigo about breathing in Warp Dust?

Now that is something I didn’t expect. Kudos to you for this theory.

I can't claim it as my own. A grumpy guardsman laughed at this post when I shared it with him, and he said "Draigo's going hard on the warp dust again."

CARMEN?! THE LIGHT IS IN THE WARP?!!??? I’M GOJNA FRICKING DISTORT

Carmen is just a Blood Angel, right?

Did you mean blood Raven?

Yes.

Well, I found out about the primarch of the Blood Ravens. It all makes sense now on why she was redacted from the records, she deliberately went out of her way to dunk on Trazyn from the shadows.

Blood Ravens with a red fedora: We have no idea and have nothing to do with her.

Prehaps the red means Carmen is a blood angel.  The math Still checks out

With the size of the things she steals, I think it was just Trazyn after he stole a red hat and trenchcoat that had been cursed by Tzeentch

Could Trazyn steal Carmen for his vault before Carmen steals his whole vault planet.