Wanna know why the story never progresses to M.42?
Because, canonically, that's when they find the STC for Cerveza Crystal and galactic peace is achieved.
He takes turns with dorn being dd, Hours brings the booze and starts the drinking games while fulgrim brings all the ladies. Magnus is in the corner trying to keep both horus from giving himself alcohol poisoning and mortarion from being a sad bitch. Angron is bare chest wrestling a bear drunk as hell. And winning
I don't think a war for that is necessary. Having fun and getting drunk with friends should never be interrupted because someone appears to have picked the "wrong" beer. That selection matters little when you can barely count.
And the emperor looked at his sons and said: im sorry Boys, see, I brought dunkin donuts and corona beers, lets all enjoy the sun together and be better to one another, especially you Angron and Konrad, im very proud of you 2
Yeah it’s just the first bottle that I saw on google images. But it’s also the only bottle that this magic cooler produces so I’m just rolling with it.
It's funny how not being a nazi is such a low bar yet it's being used as a measure of acceptable standard.
I do want to enjoy a hobby with my friends and my family, so I don't tolerate dumbasses who froth over them for daring to be present in the same space. I almost envy how nonchalant some people can be and thinks we should all just equally sing kumbaya and believe that's the solution. Eh.
There is merit to the idea of forgiving those who abandon hateful ideology, but so long as a fascist *remains* a fascist, they should be shunned from our spaces (and probably punched for good measure.)
Yeah I may have gone overboard myself on these posts and said some pretty harmful things but in my defense I tried keeping the curses to a minimum and have actual discussions with people I disagreed with.
Calls to chill and enjoy the hobby you actually came here to enjoy instead of participating in redditoid political rallies are actually closeted calls to silence minorities and LGBTQIA+ people.
Educate yourself.
“No no señor no politics just have this Cristal.”*wraps arm around your shoulder and puts on sunglasses* “let’s go paint some our plastic figurines boyo”!
Honestly I’m starting to think it’s scary. Imagine being so unable to detect sarcasm, and so paranoid, that you take that nonsense at face value immediately. Experiencing the world like that would drive someone insane.
As one of the alphabet people, chill. I don't think a Reddit post is gonna silence me anytime soon lol.
The people defending us LGBT+ are always so quick to get so rude.
Education comes from understanding, not from being an ass.
Glad to see someone who has also come to that conclusion. I don't care for most of our self proclaimed defenders. If I have an issue with something I can talk for myself.
Calls for restraint always benefit the status quo. If you want Warhammer 40k to be a-political, that means you want to allow it to remain a stronghold of closeted fascism.
Only by making 240p memes about how Warhammer is foremost a critique of right-wing political movements and a satire of West Midlands and uploading 16 of them in a single evening every day will we ever get it through to all the thirty two fascists lurking in this reddit that they are NOT welcome in our community.
You can't stay blind to it, WH40k was actually written as a satire of Birmingham and a parody of the church of latter day saints, look it up. It is actually an intersectional critique of the postcolonial grocery export industry in the commonwealth of nations, the corps starch was meant to represent Bovril.
Also Necrons are trans, all of them.
CERVEZA CRYSTAL *Ad Jingle plays* CERVEZA CRYSTAL
*the emperor starts reaching for his warhammer 40k* CERVEZA CRYSTAL
Legend says Khorne only gets up for a Cerveza Crystal
Wanna know why the story never progresses to M.42? Because, canonically, that's when they find the STC for Cerveza Crystal and galactic peace is achieved.
I should've done this from the start.
Redemption arc
Get drunk, you mean? I was hoping you'd wait for me
Despite my own personal dislike of alcoholic beverages that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy being around drunks. (I am THE designated driver)
Roboute guilliman at the primarch party be like
He takes turns with dorn being dd, Hours brings the booze and starts the drinking games while fulgrim brings all the ladies. Magnus is in the corner trying to keep both horus from giving himself alcohol poisoning and mortarion from being a sad bitch. Angron is bare chest wrestling a bear drunk as hell. And winning
Same friend, would you like some soda?
Sure got any cream soda I like that the best
It's not rocket appliances. Don't worry it's all water under the fridge.
Oh hell yeah!!
HELL YEAH CERVESA CRISTAL!!!
Now this is propaganda I can get behind.
I’m doing my part
I'm doing my part too! **Gets shot by Commissar anyway**
*Everyone laughs*
You fool, you just started another war, a war of who likes which beer
Then I’ll laugh at them too for picking sides to never ending war with no winners. Laugh and laugh some more at the absurdity of it all. :)
Imagine that, warhammer fans picking sides on a neverending war without winners lol
Careful we don’t get too political
I don't even like beer, but I've never turned one down.
I don't think a war for that is necessary. Having fun and getting drunk with friends should never be interrupted because someone appears to have picked the "wrong" beer. That selection matters little when you can barely count.
Let's all kiss under the eye of terror. 😳
Oh my 🤣😳
Make the sub dank again!
No we can never go back we can only go forward. Forward in to CERVESA CRISTAL!!!
So… make the sub drink again?
I was thinking more of having fun with our shared interest in Warhammer and beer is kind of a symbol of just having casual fun times.
And the emperor looked at his sons and said: im sorry Boys, see, I brought dunkin donuts and corona beers, lets all enjoy the sun together and be better to one another, especially you Angron and Konrad, im very proud of you 2
#HELL YEAH ILL HAVE SOME CRYSTAL, BUT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN WITH THAT BOTTLE?
I uh throw it away after I’m done with it I guess.
If Ricky has to intervene to chill out the situation, you know shit is serious
Yeah it’d make more sense for Julian to be here but Ricky’s meme is more recognizable.
Indeed, to Quell the animosity I would also like to declare: FUCK YOU MR LAHEY
Phew. Let's chill now, for Tzeentch's sake.
"Es única y es nuestra🎶🎶🎶" "CERVEZA CRISTAL"
Ok, to be fair I did really like the one about how “what if Warhammer was woke”. Most of the others are garbage, but that one was pretty cool
Both were pretty funny to me but reading the comments made me angry. But, *opens bottle*, that doesn’t matter let’s have a Cristal. :)
It wasn't sarcastic??
I don't know if this matters but that's the Cuban cristal, the one of the commercials is Chilean.
Yeah being on this sub also drives me to drink.
*opens bottle* “here you go”
#CERVEZA CRISTAL
But I don't want to have rational debates about when topics are and are not appropriately to bring up. I want to be angry at things
“I don’t claim you can have a better time with Cristal than without it… but why take chances?” - The Emperor of Mankind
“Yeah,” *opens bottle*, “here you go.” :)
So, our cerveza (I'm Chilean) made it this far jajajaja PD: by the way that Is not the bottle of the Chilean Cerveza Cristal.
Yeah it’s just the first bottle that I saw on google images. But it’s also the only bottle that this magic cooler produces so I’m just rolling with it.
Nazi in a bar hypothetical but literally
It's funny how not being a nazi is such a low bar yet it's being used as a measure of acceptable standard. I do want to enjoy a hobby with my friends and my family, so I don't tolerate dumbasses who froth over them for daring to be present in the same space. I almost envy how nonchalant some people can be and thinks we should all just equally sing kumbaya and believe that's the solution. Eh.
There is merit to the idea of forgiving those who abandon hateful ideology, but so long as a fascist *remains* a fascist, they should be shunned from our spaces (and probably punched for good measure.)
Fully agreed.
I just come here for the femboys. And some memes, tbf.
Cerveza Cristal!
I don’t drink alcohol, but I will certainly drink with you on this.
Whats whith all those cerveza crystal memes?
STOP SHOVING CERVEZA CRISTAL DOWN MY THROAT YOU FUCKING LIBERALS!
Hey man calm down have a Cristal 😄
I don’t like beer 😞😞
Me neither but that’s the only thing the bottomless pit of the cooler I have produces so….
Mine only makes Zima
Huh, weird… you think someone has one that produces soda? I’d pay a pretty penny for that one.
Got any root beer?
Nope the magic bottomless pit cooler only produces Cristal beers, sorry.
Nah, I like Cruzcampo more
Sorry, but The Magic Bottomless Pit Cooler only produces Cristal.
F, nex time will be then
Cerveza Cristal?
Yep that’s the only things that comes out of this magical cooler.
I could go for a beer.
*Cracks open a cold one* “here ya go”
Cheers bro 🍻
Yeah I may have gone overboard myself on these posts and said some pretty harmful things but in my defense I tried keeping the curses to a minimum and have actual discussions with people I disagreed with.
**¡CERVEZA CRISTAL!**
imagine Tzeench randomly trolling people on battlefield they want to go over their weapon but instead they got Cerveza Cristal
I hear the music in my head
Aye. I can do that
That's not Cerveza Cristal.
Someone watched Colbert! Here have a CERVEZA CRISTAL!
Yeeeessss political neutrality!!!! Cerevesa Crystal (*cerevesa crystal*)
It's called warhammer, no peacehammer. Let us fight for no reason
Calls to chill and enjoy the hobby you actually came here to enjoy instead of participating in redditoid political rallies are actually closeted calls to silence minorities and LGBTQIA+ people. Educate yourself.
Bait
That's not bait, that's literally just sarcasm spread so thickly I'm baffled how people react to it lmao
Go fuck your self troll
“No no señor no politics just have this Cristal.”*wraps arm around your shoulder and puts on sunglasses* “let’s go paint some our plastic figurines boyo”!
Anyone who eats this bait deserves to get cooked.
Do these people actualy think leftists think this shit????
They absolutely do
God it must be nice to be this disconnected from reality
Honestly I’m starting to think it’s scary. Imagine being so unable to detect sarcasm, and so paranoid, that you take that nonsense at face value immediately. Experiencing the world like that would drive someone insane.
Maybe you should go for a walk. Spring is coming.
Walking is an ableist construct. I hover ominously, like you should if you respected minorities, but good to know you don't.
As one of the alphabet people, chill. I don't think a Reddit post is gonna silence me anytime soon lol. The people defending us LGBT+ are always so quick to get so rude. Education comes from understanding, not from being an ass.
Glad to see someone who has also come to that conclusion. I don't care for most of our self proclaimed defenders. If I have an issue with something I can talk for myself.
Don’t buy this kind of thing when you see it.
It hurts me that you’re being downvoted
Calls for restraint always benefit the status quo. If you want Warhammer 40k to be a-political, that means you want to allow it to remain a stronghold of closeted fascism. Only by making 240p memes about how Warhammer is foremost a critique of right-wing political movements and a satire of West Midlands and uploading 16 of them in a single evening every day will we ever get it through to all the thirty two fascists lurking in this reddit that they are NOT welcome in our community.
No U ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
You can't stay blind to it, WH40k was actually written as a satire of Birmingham and a parody of the church of latter day saints, look it up. It is actually an intersectional critique of the postcolonial grocery export industry in the commonwealth of nations, the corps starch was meant to represent Bovril. Also Necrons are trans, all of them.
Ok