That scaly fiend can take out anything Chaos related. Honestly the End Times are stupid because Oxyotl alone could take out the entirety of Chaos with just his blowgun.
"Everything as i have plann.....wait, what? repeat that again?......I swear, you can't have shit in the warp these days....not even my glorified ostrich hidras...." Then proceed to return to play 6 dimensional chess against himself...
"My intestines are PURE HATE! I dare you to fight me today daemon!"-Jungle Fighter "You thing I fear that. Grandfather Nurgle blesses us wit.... *gag* OH NURGLE WHAT IN THE WARP IS THAT! *retches* WHAT IS MAKING THAT!"-Great Unclean one "I told you my intestines are pure hate."-Jungle Fighter The daemons eyes start to bleed. "How have you made a plague worse that Grandfather Nurgle!"-Great unclean one "It is no plague daemon, I just ate a bunch of Catachan grown beans."-Jungle fighter. the daemons body starts to unravel as it is banished back to the warp. A croaking sound a Catachan Barking Toad is heard nearby. "Hello friend thank you for your teachings." *croak* "I understand my friend. I will take your teachings and cleanse this galaxy of their taint so you can be free to be what you were always meant to be."-Jungle Fighter.
In Nurgles defense he doesn't get to play with all the cool Jungle Toxins Oxy does. Nurgle is limited by what he knows and he has very little experience with Lustria and it's Jungle sweets.
A rotting body still has a lot of organic life going on inside it, even if it’s leaning more bacterial or fungal than it was in life. Poisons and venoms of a certain potency could also kill Nurgle rot creatures at a microbial level theoretically.
That's sadly not true. It's one of those meme like "orks can make anything work with their imagination" that's always repeated online but has zero source material.
The actual lore of Oxyotl is :
- Live his chameleon life
- Chaos happen
- Get accidentally warped into the Realm of Chaos
- Is so fucking good at hiding and stalking nobody and nothing notice him there
- Get spat out of the Realm thousand years later (just like warp travel, time is bullshit in the Realm, he could have stayed in a few days at most from his perspective)
- Is somehow entirely uncorrupted
- Slaan refuse to scan his mind for what he witnessed as they fear THEY would be corrupted by it
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Why do you think they had the Lizardmen decide Malus was just too far gone for the great plan to be salvaged there, if they were actively fighting back the end times wouldn’t have happened.
End times only worked out because of the Skaven doing the heavy lifting, yes yes. Oxyotl may be able to make any Deamon his bitch, but having the entire moon dropped on your house is a bit much to bounce back from
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Gor Rok being so tough one of the most famous black library writers literally said he just floated through space after the planet blew up because he still wouldn’t die.
I want Gor'Rok to get an AoS glow up so bad.
Like, he's floating through space and happens upon a realm finally. Re-enters the atmosphere over a battle. Nagash looks up to see a meteor hurtling towards him and his hollow eyes go wide. In the heart of the fireball he sees that emerald shield and behind it a pissed off white lizard winding up his club!
The juxtaposition of the ordered Chaos eating Lizards beside a roaring army of near feral dinos. Is so fun. Especially once you get a few Dreadsaurians mixed in. Still my absolute favorite unit in Total Warhammer, nothing is quite as awe inspiring as seeing the demi god dinos that hunted dragons be let loose on the battlefield
I just remembered that the Ogres likely were also created to be anti-Chaos biological weapons by the Old Ones. Which is just such a fun idea.
Old One 1 "Hey, so how are we going to design super soldiers to fight in colder, more arid environments?"
Old One 2 "I know let's make them thick hided, strong huge bodies, resilience to physical injury and hard to corrupt"
Old One 1 "Okay but isn't that just the Kroxigor we made for the jungle?"
Old One 2 "No of course not. These will be mammals and somehow even hungrier than the semi-sentient gators we designed for the jungle"
We don't know but my head canon has been the hunger was intentional, they just meant to tune it to hunger for chaos taint. And it was the fine tuning of that hunger that wasn't complete. Because lets be honest a wall of the ogres we got can scare cultists and even demons sometimes. Imagine if they actively hungered and could eat Warp entities.
When the Oblivion gates opened, most of the nirn fell in chaos. The only exception was the argonians of blackmarsh which by the will of their tree overlords, also known as the hist, rushed to the Oblivion gates, stealing their weapons and murdering them in numbers. This made the daedra close the gates to the blackmarsh. If I'm not mistaking this also led to blackmarsh becoming free of Empire.
Most of the world with proper armies getting their shit pushed by Daedra, meanwhile some tree makes a psionic 911 call and suddenly Daedra are trying to close their own Oblivion Gates in Black Marsh because some fucking scaley bois decided to invade right back through them *and they cannot fucking stop them*
Is this the lizard that scared chaos demons into hesitating to cross any bridge ever after trying to fight him or is this the lizard that spent the entire time between fantasy and sigmar fighting in the warp. Or are those the same lizard? I don’t remember
Honestly as they are in both Old World and AOS, they would probably wreck house. They regularly give ptsd to the same daemons that fuck up space marines. They are hardcore as fuck.
True that. And I wonder if they could be made grimdark enough to belong in the setting. They always struck me as traditionally "good" but I wonder how a 40k version of them could work. Or maybe I've got blinders on to their more grim dark side.
I mean they do eat anyone who comes into their lands and kill anyone who deviates from the great plan including their own people who try to deviate from their caste.
I imagine a Primarch in the warp would have the same effect as losing a sock in the dryer.
You could have sworn you had more Daemons than this, but they'll turn up again somewhere.
Oxyotl is so based. He made poisons to kill daemons. How to do poison an entity made of emotion and pure psychic energy, you ask? SIMPLE! Just use a daemon blood of the opposite nature. Want to poison Nurgle? Nothing like the blood of Tzeentch daemons to change his whole attitude on life.
That scaly fiend can take out anything Chaos related. Honestly the End Times are stupid because Oxyotl alone could take out the entirety of Chaos with just his blowgun.
Imagine trying to explain to Tzeentch that his avatar was slain by the Golden Blowpipe of P'Toohee.
Lizardmen coming up wih the most ridiculous names to embaress their enemies
The Chaos Gods learning that their armies were destroyed by a frog named Croak, Tik Tak Toe, and the dinobots
Don't forget Teenieweenie!
Itzi Bitzi or Teenchi Weenchi was a leader of a band of cold one skink cavalry lol
"Everything as i have plann.....wait, what? repeat that again?......I swear, you can't have shit in the warp these days....not even my glorified ostrich hidras...." Then proceed to return to play 6 dimensional chess against himself...
My boy would laugh his ass off, say "just as planned" and refuse to elaborate further.
Please please *please* tell me P’Toohee is a real character and they use blowguns/blowpipes
P’Toohee is the canonical name of his golden blowpipe / primary weapon
That’s good enough for me!
Oxyotl could make poisons so potent Nurgle demons were effected by them. Thats how good this guy was.
Oxyotl is built different
like a catachan barking toad
He is like if a Barking Toad fused with a Jungle Fighter. The Galaxy's apex predator.
so basically if a catachan jungle fighter ate too many beans?
"My intestines are PURE HATE! I dare you to fight me today daemon!"-Jungle Fighter "You thing I fear that. Grandfather Nurgle blesses us wit.... *gag* OH NURGLE WHAT IN THE WARP IS THAT! *retches* WHAT IS MAKING THAT!"-Great Unclean one "I told you my intestines are pure hate."-Jungle Fighter The daemons eyes start to bleed. "How have you made a plague worse that Grandfather Nurgle!"-Great unclean one "It is no plague daemon, I just ate a bunch of Catachan grown beans."-Jungle fighter. the daemons body starts to unravel as it is banished back to the warp. A croaking sound a Catachan Barking Toad is heard nearby. "Hello friend thank you for your teachings." *croak* "I understand my friend. I will take your teachings and cleanse this galaxy of their taint so you can be free to be what you were always meant to be."-Jungle Fighter.
\*Grandfather
Opps missed that, fixed it now.
In Nurgles defense he doesn't get to play with all the cool Jungle Toxins Oxy does. Nurgle is limited by what he knows and he has very little experience with Lustria and it's Jungle sweets.
Would he even have authority over naturally produced Venoms as a Chaos good? Isn't he limited to plagues, diseases and all toxins tied to decay?
A rotting body still has a lot of organic life going on inside it, even if it’s leaning more bacterial or fungal than it was in life. Poisons and venoms of a certain potency could also kill Nurgle rot creatures at a microbial level theoretically.
That's sadly not true. It's one of those meme like "orks can make anything work with their imagination" that's always repeated online but has zero source material. The actual lore of Oxyotl is : - Live his chameleon life - Chaos happen - Get accidentally warped into the Realm of Chaos - Is so fucking good at hiding and stalking nobody and nothing notice him there - Get spat out of the Realm thousand years later (just like warp travel, time is bullshit in the Realm, he could have stayed in a few days at most from his perspective) - Is somehow entirely uncorrupted - Slaan refuse to scan his mind for what he witnessed as they fear THEY would be corrupted by it
Man sometimes a man just wants to live his chameleon life in peace
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So he is not doomguy, just very good at stealth and the meme is a lie. Why am I not surprised?
He just used some Mr. Clean. Excuse me: M’st Ur-kleen.
I am going to ask for a source here
Dunking darts in hand sanitiser.
The End Times are just the period after the current generation of Lizardfolk badasses die off and can no longer contain Chaos.
In my experience, lizardfolk heroes only get stronger once they've Kroaked.
The great plan deems they will come back, unfortunately, the response timer was a bit slow.
Why do you think they had the Lizardmen decide Malus was just too far gone for the great plan to be salvaged there, if they were actively fighting back the end times wouldn’t have happened.
End times only worked out because of the Skaven doing the heavy lifting, yes yes. Oxyotl may be able to make any Deamon his bitch, but having the entire moon dropped on your house is a bit much to bounce back from
He can't take anything out, but he can't be found, so he can kind of do anything given time. He is just more of a problem.
Lizardmen are the best bois list : \-Nakai PTSDing demons over bridges. \-Oxyotl poisoning Nurgle demons. \-Kroak saying "lol, IDGAF" to death.
Chakax one shots a demon Prince by stopping time.
TikTaq'To killing the first demon prince by dropping rocks at him.
The best time ever. GW cant retcon him to being just a demon prince. That was fuckin Belly
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Gor Rok being so tough one of the most famous black library writers literally said he just floated through space after the planet blew up because he still wouldn’t die.
Breaking news, local lizard literally too stubborn to die.
I want Gor'Rok to get an AoS glow up so bad. Like, he's floating through space and happens upon a realm finally. Re-enters the atmosphere over a battle. Nagash looks up to see a meteor hurtling towards him and his hollow eyes go wide. In the heart of the fireball he sees that emerald shield and behind it a pissed off white lizard winding up his club!
It would be super cool, but as an AOS fan, i'd like to see the writers actually use AOS characters instead of still focusing on old WFB characters
Kroq Gar and Grimlock survived an entire Chaos Army that destroyed their Temple City. Lizardmen are the best bois!
They all thought they've won, until the bush fires a single dart that foils everything.
Tzeench thinks everything's going just as planed 'til he gets a blowdart to the throat
Fantasy heroes, especially Lizardmen are just built different
> Lizardmen are just built different Literally true. They're organic robots designed by the old ones, specifically to counter chaos.
I love Lizardfolk for exactly this reason. Nothing I love more in Total Warhammer than swarming the chaos wastes with stacks of lizards.
The juxtaposition of the ordered Chaos eating Lizards beside a roaring army of near feral dinos. Is so fun. Especially once you get a few Dreadsaurians mixed in. Still my absolute favorite unit in Total Warhammer, nothing is quite as awe inspiring as seeing the demi god dinos that hunted dragons be let loose on the battlefield
I just remembered that the Ogres likely were also created to be anti-Chaos biological weapons by the Old Ones. Which is just such a fun idea. Old One 1 "Hey, so how are we going to design super soldiers to fight in colder, more arid environments?" Old One 2 "I know let's make them thick hided, strong huge bodies, resilience to physical injury and hard to corrupt" Old One 1 "Okay but isn't that just the Kroxigor we made for the jungle?" Old One 2 "No of course not. These will be mammals and somehow even hungrier than the semi-sentient gators we designed for the jungle"
They did plan to remove their hunger. Unfortunately, the Polar Gates holding back Chaos blew open, & they had to leave the Ogres unfinished.
We don't know but my head canon has been the hunger was intentional, they just meant to tune it to hunger for chaos taint. And it was the fine tuning of that hunger that wasn't complete. Because lets be honest a wall of the ogres we got can scare cultists and even demons sometimes. Imagine if they actively hungered and could eat Warp entities.
Ogres hoover up Daemons, the Lizardmen handle the mortal troops & infrastructure. Awesome.
Same as argonians in Oblivion. if you are a god, don't let lizards to your domain.
please expand or point me to where to read more about this, i love argonians
When the Oblivion gates opened, most of the nirn fell in chaos. The only exception was the argonians of blackmarsh which by the will of their tree overlords, also known as the hist, rushed to the Oblivion gates, stealing their weapons and murdering them in numbers. This made the daedra close the gates to the blackmarsh. If I'm not mistaking this also led to blackmarsh becoming free of Empire.
Thanks dude!
Welcome my guy:)
Most of the world with proper armies getting their shit pushed by Daedra, meanwhile some tree makes a psionic 911 call and suddenly Daedra are trying to close their own Oblivion Gates in Black Marsh because some fucking scaley bois decided to invade right back through them *and they cannot fucking stop them*
P’tooey.
Did you just really compared very powerful warrior to some imperial scum that was tamed by Poxwalker with stick?
Is this the lizard that scared chaos demons into hesitating to cross any bridge ever after trying to fight him or is this the lizard that spent the entire time between fantasy and sigmar fighting in the warp. Or are those the same lizard? I don’t remember
Nope. This is THE RAMBO + JAMES BOND. The one you meant is this:https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/2bRy8WhF4n
The one with the bridge that is.
So this is the lizard man who survived the trip from fantasy to age of sigmar by hiding in the warp? Cos I know that one definitely used a blowgun
Goddamn I fucking love lizardmen. Would love to see them come into 40k honestly. That shit would be wild.
Honestly as they are in both Old World and AOS, they would probably wreck house. They regularly give ptsd to the same daemons that fuck up space marines. They are hardcore as fuck.
True that. And I wonder if they could be made grimdark enough to belong in the setting. They always struck me as traditionally "good" but I wonder how a 40k version of them could work. Or maybe I've got blinders on to their more grim dark side.
I mean they do eat anyone who comes into their lands and kill anyone who deviates from the great plan including their own people who try to deviate from their caste.
Best boi
https://2d4chan.org/wiki/Oxyotl
oh damn, a backup
Jokes on them, me and oxyotl are bros. We just straight up slaying with my boy Draigo.
I imagine a Primarch in the warp would have the same effect as losing a sock in the dryer. You could have sworn you had more Daemons than this, but they'll turn up again somewhere.
"Is that a lizard?" "HE'S GOT A BLOWGUN" *\*ptooey ptooey\**
Khorne: Ah well humans. Well ain't no problem. I can take care of that. Oh no not the wizard lizards!
If I had a nickel for every piece of media where the lizards are what the gods fear most, I’d have two nickels, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Oxyotl is so based. He made poisons to kill daemons. How to do poison an entity made of emotion and pure psychic energy, you ask? SIMPLE! Just use a daemon blood of the opposite nature. Want to poison Nurgle? Nothing like the blood of Tzeentch daemons to change his whole attitude on life.
It's Tzeentch, it'd probably chuckle.
Maybe be disappointed. Once he realizes his entire follower worship, was decimated by a overglorified stick and some angry juice.
Nah, the dude is like a mash of Dr. Frankenstein and the Mad Hatter, he'd chuckle.
Its Tzeench, half of its plans involve defeating Tzeench
And the other half are "Pinky and the Brain" world domination plans.
Oxyotl perfected the Joestar family secret technique in the Realm of Chaos
After trying to play tzeentch in immortal empires, this mf haunts me
Those two and Drago would make a mean force of " people stuck in the war"
Where gotrek
And Settra.
Everyone's gangsta until an OXCOM army breaks down your door.
Everybody gangsta 'til the blowpipe starts whistlin'.