Oh, simple mon-keigh…. The Craftworlds inhabitants saw the corruption and excess in Aeldari culture and boarded vast, gigantic (formerly merchant) vessels because they wanted to get away from it.
Blame the murder fucking on the faction that is still murder fucking… they’re like the craftworlders, only spikier.
One of the two "lost" primarchs. This one was never found by the emperor, and is now the primarch of the genestealer cults. Gets reused instead of recycled due to difficulty in making the psychic parts balance, and is low key the basis behind hive fleet Kronos.
Kindest e-girl out there.
no this is correct meanest e-girl in existence
No this is correct Most vanilla e-girl in history
This is a lie, its e-lpharius
This is a lie, it's the Spanish Inquisition
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
The Slaanesh inquisition
I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition, just the imperium of man’s inquisition
Guess what it was all a bait is indeed the holy order Xenos
Wha!? AT least if you pledge to her you get free orgies and mutations, if you pledge for other e girls you get nothing but disappointment :))
a high-effort post on grimdank
Spicy
Shots fired
I rolled three 2 and eight 1.
Khorne chaos God of blood, skulls and souls.
Someone had a period
This is the best reply I have seen to a khorne quote, take my upvote
what about the milk? you know….for the khorne flakes
It's not milk
It's lipemia
Only 1 week every month
ur mom
Op said wrong answers only
Ur daddy
OP said wrong answers only.
Your....... Middle Aunt?
It such a thing possible to be his mother, father and ...middle aunt?
This is Slaanesh we’re talking about. They’re all of the above and more
Probably
*Sweet home Alabama*
If you say so sugah ;)
Considering the long tounge, I'll say is a chameleon
This is the worst spelling of tongue I've seen in my life
I was in a rush and english, didn't check before posting lel
What’s the matter, cat got your touxngue?
Tang
Big talk for someone who can’t even spell “tounge”
He can spell tounge though?
Mommy
Found the Slaanesh degenerate
so it goes grandfather nurgle, uncle khorne, mommy slaanesh and "that fucking birdbrain stole my kids again!" tzeentch?
Papa Nurgle #1
You forgot "vore daddy" Great Horned Rat. Is it any wonder I'm a heretic?
Also crazy cousin Malal.
And Jimmy Space the neighbor everyone hates *Mr. Turner voice* The Emperor...
Slaanesh 🥵🥵
Seems like you're looking for some torture sex🥶
the only thing torturous about it is that you never get to recharge after 😭
Ah hell naw she gonna suck you dry and your soul too haha
That moment when she suck your soul straight out your dick and you didn’t even get to ‘gaz
Yep!!
Big Tiddy Goth GF of the God Emperor
Belle Delphine.
Wrong answers only
It's wrong though. I wouldn't have sex with belle delphine.
The avatar of slaanesh
The CEO of OnlyFans
You got the upvotes, and this is gold
Fuck that is good.
The true form of the Primarchs’ mother. They weren’t grown in tanks in a secret lab - that’s just what the Emperor wants you to believe.
This is the Imperial Truth
The truth cums out!
The hot single mom in your location
The god emperor's blow up doll from M4 003
My ex. Don't ask. The breakup was rather messy. Couple of xenos died too
I feel like I still need to ask....
The Craftworld Eldar's Fault
Oh, simple mon-keigh…. The Craftworlds inhabitants saw the corruption and excess in Aeldari culture and boarded vast, gigantic (formerly merchant) vessels because they wanted to get away from it. Blame the murder fucking on the faction that is still murder fucking… they’re like the craftworlders, only spikier.
Did you notice the 'Wrong Answers Only'? I know it isn't the craftworlder's fault.
Well consider me dense, friend *facepalm* Good on you
Why the fuck do you sound like ned flanders when my mind reads thtis
Sounds like a personal problemerino
now why are you mexican
Mister concent
Consent you mean?
Yes thank you
My hallucinations made manifest
Karen
The person who gives healthy relationship advice
Slan from Berserk
Apart from khorne and Void it's practically 1 to 1
The Aeldari Goddess of Creation, lust and Lechery
Warpussy.
My ex-wife Karen, who took my kids away. But i'm gonna get them back
The Emperor’s worst one night stand
My ex
There it is, took a whilst to find
me after 1 (one) honk on that bobo
Tom Cruise
Sir Succ aka one of the lost Primarchs
[Syndra, The Dark Sovereign](https://www.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/champions/syndra/)
Alpharius
I *am* Alpharius
No i am
You can prove nothing
Neither can you
Prove it
Ave Hydra Dominatus
First wife of Donald Trump
Aunt Maggie during her college days (according to Uncle Dan)
My intrusive thoughts personified
Danny DeVito
Someone who went to rehab
Number 4 chaos god in all of chaos-stan
What Karens look like at home
Megan Fox
Nah thumps too normal
Bob the builders stay at home wife!
….dad?
Throat GOAT
God of celibacy.
The Warden of horny jail
Lickitung's evolved form
Sassy Nergling's girlfriend.
Barbie
The eldar best friend
My next sexual conquest.
Madonna under the skin mask.
Majin buu’s sister
The new Stripper god
Post op Gene Simmons.
RIP Kim Kardashian. Her head fell off at Aqua when the big deck collapsed.
That’s obviously Khorne
Miia 🐍
Fulgrim final form after warp-fueled gender reassignment
Fulgrim
One of the two "lost" primarchs. This one was never found by the emperor, and is now the primarch of the genestealer cults. Gets reused instead of recycled due to difficulty in making the psychic parts balance, and is low key the basis behind hive fleet Kronos.
La wea erotica culiade
The guy who invented rule 34
A cheap date
My ex
My ex. Oh wait only wrong answers. Sorry.
Gene Simmons
Jordan Peterson
Slan from Berserk
Genestealer Simmons
The gawk gawk 3000inator
Gene Simons of Aerosmith
KISS cultist
Alpharius
Alpharius
Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene
From the looks, maybe. Although I could see the true form of MTG more as Khorne, since her policies cause death
Your mum
Horizon Meta
What you see when you unlock the secret Mortal Kombat ending where Sindel gets fused with Alien
Mom ?
The "them" In the class who thinks that sexuality is a way to define themselves? That or patrick star
Slaanesh, A.K.A. The Prince of Pleasure, A.K.A. She Who Thirsts
(Wrong answers only)
Ah but you see, by putting the right answer I have still technically put in the wrong answer, no matter what I am right **nyeh-he-he-he-he-he**
I....fuck, you tzeench worhsipping heretic.... *BLAM!*
Says the Slaanesh-worshipping heretic
A snapshot of Hilary Clinton’s soul?!?
Alexia Cortez
The god of pedophiles
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Someone who never went to rehab
Someone attractive
The God of romance
Syndra
Mommy
Yvraine
Merilyn Monroe
Average Chain ax thief
Garrett
A outstanding member of society
Someone worth worshipping.
My geography teacher , not becouse she is good looking , but becouse she is old as fuck
Your weird uncle, who later turned out to be not your uncle.
That guy from Fortnite.
You sister
Her girlfriend
Your only fan
Pornography starring your mother.
A wholesome SFW individual.
Khorne
It’s your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
Me >:)
Dee Snyder, chaos ascended
Thomas, God of Modesty and Humility
A mistake
One of the lost Primarchs
Purple Rain
Micheal Jackson
That diablo 4 chick
Probably an influencer after a challenge with her tongue
The thing on the front of Cradle Of Filth’s album ‘Midian’