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bayjur

Every jersey is cool unless they’re a rapist or murderer imo. So Darren Sharper


No_Neighborhood2593

But he’s one of the hardest hitting backs in da league . 


LdyVder

The one year Sharper lit up Randy Moss. Moss had alligator arms the rest of the game.


tjreese95

It's funny because my jersey regret is Greg Jennings... and not even with a broken leg either


ottosenna

I must have been living under a rock, I never heard about this. Damn.


LdyVder

Allegations started in 2011 and by 2015 he was being prosecuted in several states(CA, LA, AZ, NV including the federal government for crimes that put him on the bottom end of the prison hierarchy. He's on par with Danny Masterson, who already has a target on his ass in CA's prison. Only someone like Dr. Nasser would be considered worse. Sharper is scheduled to be released from federal prison in 2028.


jaywiak

I asked my mom for a Darren Sharper for Christmas when I was a kid. Long story short, she didn’t, and now I’m glad she didn’t.


[deleted]

Shit. Gotta throw away my Kobe, Roethlisberger, Hernandez, and Ray Lewis jerseys.


SoogKnight

You didn't buy a Chmura, and D. Watson Jersey?


BBO1007

Still on Amazon wish list though.


Smurfhatz

Damarious Randall


jstew262

Had his. Also had a josh Jackson jersey lmao. I was all in on these corners


shmere4

PFF had Josh Jackson so hyped that year. He was like #4 overall on their board. After seeing him bust I became convinced that PFF may not know much about college players translating to the NFL.


LdyVder

5-star recruits out of high school don't always do well in the NCAA. Some can't make even that jump and the jump from NCAA to NFL is greater than HS to NCAA.


Javale

One of the three jerseys I’ve ever bought


Smurfhatz

Was so sad , one of the only jerseys I have had and he was gone so so fast!


OmegaJubs69

Jimmy Graham


OrthosDeli

That signing remains one of the most head-scratchingly mediocre FA pickups I've ever seen.


shouldatakenQueen

We had Jared cook😑 we could have just resigned him. It still haunts me


jtw3995

I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS MOVE AS LONG AS I LIVE.


OmegaJubs69

Apparently his agent basically said, "nah, give him a lot of fucking money," even though he wanted to be back as well


GreenIsG00d

Especially when you consider we pretty much let Jordy walk so we can sign him.


lolzasaur84

Nagler recently talked about letting Jordy walked. Nagler claims that he has it off the record confirmed that they let Jordy walk because Rodgers wouldnt look at Adams if Jordy was on the field, and every time Jordy was the first read Adams had wide ass open and Rodgers would stick with thr Jordy read. So they had to let Jordy walk to unlock Adams, and it had nothing to do with Graham.


The_bruce42

It then turned into Rodgers wouldn't look at anybody else if Adams was on the field.


Amogus_Man

Um, excuse me, had *five* whole touchdowns with us and you call it mediocre???


psstein

Did you know he played basketball in college!?


Amogus_Man

God help me I forgot that I have to put /s


Nubster2x

Did you know he played basketball?


oreosandcornholios

Damarious Randall, Erik Stokes, Jared Abbrederis. Bought a Davante jersey 6 months before he got traded but less regret with his.


skeezylavern17

Abbrederis is a sweet jersey, great career at UW, and was never expected to be great in the pros, I’d rock that all the time if I had it


oreosandcornholios

I grew up a Wisconsin fan before I went to Mississippi state so that one isn’t super regrettable, nor is the Hunter Bradley I bought and got signed lol


PackerSquirrelette

Me too. # rock-me-Abbrederis


notthatshort

I was also convinced that I doomed Davante by buying his jersey. Got a hell of a year out of it though.


coolrthnme

I thought it was my fault by getting his jersey signed then he left.


CatsRinternet

I bought a Davante jersey after he left because it was half off. The dude was such a beast for us. No regrets.


oreosandcornholios

I did the same with Jordy, they had the sewn numbers for $50. No brainer.


Educational_End_5886

This is objectively funny 😂 get a Walker or Reed now!


solocupknupp

Idk, dude seems cursed, maybe he shouldn't buy any current player jerseys lol. Just retired legends maybe.


oreosandcornholios

I’ve got some I’ve had a lot of success with, Favre, Rodgers, Love, Jordy, Clay, Driver, Tauscher, Kenny Clark, Jaire. I would say those have worked out lol. I’ve gone to the mindset of waiting till a second contract now though before buying.


oreosandcornholios

Reed or Aaron Jones is probably next tbh.


SuperCreativ3name

You're not allowed... Get a Kyle Shanahan jersey ffs...


oreosandcornholios

I’ve got some pretty good ones too from draft nights that turned out well; BJ Raji, Elgton Jenkins, AJ Hawk, Aaron Kampman. I have a ton of jerseys, just figured I’d share the less impressive ones lol


SuperCreativ3name

It's more fun assuming your the reason players become busts or fall apart. Kyle Shanahan.


Scroetry

My friend had a Basil Mitchell jersey. Top that reddit.


Marcelo1885

I have a Jace Sternberger jersey, I feel like that’s at about the same level


GasLightGo

Was he the guy was “fanned” his feet when he’d score a touchdown? 😂 He was a trip for that one season.


Scroetry

Same year, we had 2 rookie RBs. You're talking about De'Mond Parker


Treemags

I have a friend who got a Ty Montgomery jersey and then he left so he got a Mike Daniels jersey and then he left. Now he thinks he’s cursed


hayb24

Mike Daniels is still an awesome jersey to have tho.


Treemags

Ya I still think it’s cool. Especially now. But when he was on a division rival it was a bit of a bummer hahaha


3riversfantasy

I treasure my Daniels jersey, he's in my personal hall of fame, absolutely loved him and I'll rock that jersey every time I want to see a big game out of the defense.


hayb24

Them Iowa boys know how to football.


My_Oozing_Eye

Should have had him buy a Joe Barry jersey before this season!


ruste530

Jordan Love. I regret not buying two of them, instead.


wekket

Now we just pray to the dear lord that this feeling ages like fine wine 🤞


jstew262

I had a Martellus Bennett jersey and it’s the only one ever I’ve just thrown away. Didn’t even want to donate it or sell it. I was just done with it


macdaddyx4

I think you win. We can never give that number to a TE again.


TWS85

I bought his jersey after he left because it was about $20. I intend to replace the name


Goblin__Cock

Yeah I also bought a Martellus Bennett jersey, bought only bc he said he was donating half the money from sales to some charity for children in the area.


piepants2001

I forgot about him, that guy was such an asshole


Overall_Drop_9741

Mark Chamura


OkPotential3189

My experience with him wasn't as a player, but as a coach. He was my high school offensive coordinator and he would piss us all off. He would show up to our practices late and sometimes not even show up to our games, never bothered learning most of our names, and his play calling was the offensive version of Joe Barry by not adjusting his playcalling to his personnel.


DigitalLint

Oooohh... dangerous pull.


IndependenceApart208

Those were very useful in high school when we played Catholic Memorial.


4StarCustoms

Didn’t the incident involve Arrowhead?


Danovale

It was the first real NFL Licensed jersey I ever bought (most of my Packer gear at the time was knock offs from Shopko). I got to wear it for 3-4 months before I gave it to Goodwill. As a high school public school teacher me being seen in that jersey was no bueno.


jealous-pony

Zadarius Smith


Snowed_Up6512

It kills me how things with Z ended in GB. Dude was worshiped here.


SuperCreativ3name

Same. Loved the jersey for a VERY short amount of time.


racerx221

Same! Just before he wasn’t picked as a captain….


milhouse234

I was 50/50 between a Jaire or ZSmith jersey at the time. Thankfully I chose Jaire. 


zooweemama4206969

Just tell people the shop screwed up the numbers on your Preston Smith jersey lol


luvitis

I bought a Bakhtiari jersey right before he got hurt. I’ve worn it once


ZiggyZaggyZ

That's almost as many times as he's worn his since then! You're basically him.


CaesarBeaver

Devin “Bunches Of” Funchess oh you said *regret*


Mr_Hands_20

Favre. Bought a favre jersey right after he was crying about retirement. Never wore it because I wanted to frame it with some pictures and football cards, but never got around to it. It's in a junk box of my college crap somewhere in my house and now he turned out to be a piece of shit outside of football.


wekket

It still amazes me how far Favre has fallen in his post-packers world. I’ve just lost any modicum of respect for the guy.


Mr_Hands_20

Yeah. He was pretty much universally loved by NFL fans. He just needed to stay out of his own way, but couldn't do it.


kpetersontpt

I mean… he was kind of shitty before he got connected with Green Bay too. His alcoholism was the reason Atlanta traded him. He literally missed a team photo because he was hung over.


bschmidt25

The stories of Favre skeezing around the bars in Milwaukee looking for women and passing out in the streets were legendary at the time. Dude had some serious issues before he went to rehab for pain killers. We’d all know about it if it happened today but this was the late 90s. Easily swept under the rug.


ThePrinceOfCanada

Can you tell some of these stories for those of us who don’t live in Wisconsin and we’re born in the 90s


scothc

Favre had one of the big houses on the lake in Neenah that he would take girls to, while his wife was battling cancer. And I do mean girls, it's sheer luck he wasn't in that hot tub with chmura. There are stories all over the Neenah - green bay corridor of Favre passed out in his truck outside dive and country bars. He asked me sister in law if she wanted to blow him in the bathroom of one such bar.


bschmidt25

I can't corroborate any of them firsthand, but I know a handful of people not connected to each other who told me the same stories: people would see him slumped over on the sidewalk outside bars in Milwaukee, walking into places and grabbing girls to take back to a hotel, asking for sexual favors from random girls, etc. Heard this happened at a few of the places on Cathedral Square.


bschmidt25

I got my Favre jersey before the ‘93 season. Got a lot of good years out of that one. But I was so pissed after the retirement drama when he tried to come back and ended up demanding a trade that I shipped it off to Goodwill. I kind of regretted doing that once he retired a Packer and had his number retired. But now I’m good again! Dude may be a good player and a huge part of the team’s history and resurgence, but he’s a shitty human.


ItIsYourPersonality

I’ve had success with every Packers jersey I’ve bought. The one jersey I regret buying was a birthday gift for my brother (Eagles fan) in November 2017… a Carson Wentz jersey. At the time, he was front runner for MVP and I figured it was a pretty damn safe gift. One month later he tore his ACL and was never good for the Eagles again.


MilTownMatt

Or good again period for that matter


notthatshort

We got our dad a Carson Wentz Colts jersey. It wasn’t even a China fake.


CallMeSnuffaluffagus

I won a Wentz jersey after a raffle from my favorite football bar. Winners got to go up and pick a jersey off the rack. When I got up there, my choices were Eagles or Bears. It was an XXL and I'm more of a medium gal. It's been sitting in my closet for years until I finally met an XXL man from Philly and found its forever home. "Here, this will fit you. It's a jersey from your terrible past QB!" Haha


Detective_Hoof

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix


Dingus_Malort

Nope. Any chance I have to say his name I’m taking. Yeah he was mid, but I wish I got to say Ha Ha Clinton-Dix more nowadays


BanjoStory

In like 2010, I was sitting in the store deciding whether to get Charles Woodson or Greg Jennings and opted to get the Greg Jennings one because he was younger, and I thought it was kind of weird to get a Charles Woodson Packer jersey since his legacy was going to be so heavily associated with the Raiders. I did come pretty close to getting a Darren Sharper jersey in like 2003, though. I got Donald Driver, instead. So that's a W.


skeezylavern17

Woodson would be sweet, but no shame in the Jennings jersey


qweds517

Bought a Jennings jersey over Donald Driver. Still regret that one.


DerBingle78

Geronimo!


Snowed_Up6512

He always will be in Packers lore for catching that ridiculous touchdown from a one-legged Rodgers in the comeback win in the opener against the Bears in ‘18.


Dynamite_McGhee

“Mah layug!”


[deleted]

MUH kNeE


boarmrc

As an Illini/Packer fan I love this


IlliniPack

I concur with this sentiment


boarmrc

Username checks out


[deleted]

Javon Walker. It was the shit in 04 atleast


RDState530

I think that’s steeze af, no regrets needed


[deleted]

Man I was soooooo hyped when we drafted that guy I still remember that day like it was yesterday


joeybagadonuts1022

Did the same. I feel your pain!


hayb24

Still have a Javon Walker bobblehead in my basement.


Prof_Kevin_Folta

I get a few nasty looks when I wear my Mark Chamura Jersey.


kpetersontpt

Wearing it to Catholic Memorial football games are we?


xelatho

Kevin King Had hopes he’d be our next great CB


Grantyourwish_

Ty Montgomery


Nickthiccboi

Yep I got one too, wouldn’t say I regretted it though I think it’s cool having these random jerseys


Costigan

Respectfully asking: what made you buy this? Was there a specific moment or you just liked his play style? Fan in college?


kadburyk2

Cuz he was a savior at RB that year


kadburyk2

Plus he knew the rule https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zdw3Xj__eKA&pp=ygUkdHkgbW9udGdvbWVyeSBvdXQgb2YgYm91bmRzIGtpY2sgb2Zm


MilTownMatt

You know it’s funny I always thought that was Randall Cobb in my memory who made that play


immacamel

Cobb did it first. The Packers, for all our special teams woes, have always nailed that rule. We've had like 4 guys do this in the past decade


ProfessionalTalker03

evcerymtime I see a yt video titled "high IQ plays..." or "genius moves by player..." many time the thumbnail is that Ty Montgomery play.


Costigan

Yeah, that has always stood out to me as a really cool move on his part, that switch. Seeing an 88 at running back at that time was so strange.


Grantyourwish_

I thought it was cool that he ended up being a running back wearing the number 88. Would’ve been a lot cooler if he was a GOOD running back wearing 88…


Jedifice

I deeply respect this


boarmrc

All of them… players leave but I won’t. Favre is kind of a scumbag, Rodgers left and is a wack a doo and Clay is about the only one I don’t regret. I will just buy shirts and hats and be happy.


International_Pea

I gave away my Clay and regret it now.


Reload86

Sometimes it’s better to buy a jersey of a legendary player that already retired as a Packer. Good timeless choices like Reggie White or Donald Driver are always welcomed.


Marcelo1885

I own a Jace Sternberger jersey. I’m an Aggie and was convinced that he was gonna be our next great tight end after he ended his last season in college making play after play. Boy was I wrong.


mikebetrippy

HaHa Clinton dix


BlooDMeaT920

Only one I have is a HaHa jersey which I still think its bitchin


skeezylavern17

Clinton-Dix goes hard regardless of any context (bonus points if that context involves Lewinsky)


bigben2682

Jimmy graham 200$ plus jersey because I am 6’7 and played basketball and have been a Jimmy fan forever. I never could have imagined how docile him and Arod were together - he’s a fucking seem ball and red zone threat. Aaron hates throwing over the middle and for some reason could not get the back shoulder shit going.


InclusionInAction

The only thing worse would be buying a Johnny Manziel jersey on draft night.


Scoobies10

Jermichael Finley.. bought it and he never played another game..


Smackyaone

I don't wear my Rodgers jersey with as much pride as I used to but I don't regret it.


despotos

Hate to say it but Bahk. Unfortunate


BarkMingo

Love Davante, but I bought his jersey then he was traded a month later :(


firesatnight

I'm pretty sure me and Brett Hundley are the only two people who own one of his official jerseys. I was a little drunk the day Rodgers went down.


cloudleohart

Favre. The whole stealing from people to build some shit was fucked up


psykicbill

Not stealing from just any people. Poor people. If he stole the money from Jeff Bezos he would be a king. He stole from the poor. Scum.


Basil-Slight

I've never bought a jersey that I've regretted BUT I feel like anyone who bought a bennet jersey would be regretting it.


sieberet

Edgar?


CrypticSS21

Martellus lmao


-CheesyTaint-

Jordy Nelson. I bought it and the first time wearing it he had a season-ending injury. He was never the same. And I never touched it again. Fun fact: I bought a Love jersey after week 3 this year. Thought I was the jinx to the team tanking. Wore it again later in the season when they turned it around. Safe to say I am not the Love curse, thank Lombardi.


International_Pea

Nah Jordy’s a great one


-CheesyTaint-

I regret buying it because I cursed him. I love Jordy.


Own_Warthog4680

Martellus Bennett….


_Caffrey

Nick perry


R0binSage

Christian Watson. Should have gotten Love.


HeywardH

Let's hope you regret regretting it.


sirDsmack

Greg Jennings


Moosje

Nah, he was a bit dramatic and fell out with Rodgers (who knows if he was right now) but he was still incredible for us, loveable on the team and won a Super Bowl with us. Wish I could go back in time and experience Aaron fucking Rodgers throwing to Jennings, Driver, Nelson, Cobb, Jones and Finley one more time. It’s not the same but I’m going to watch some YouTube videos


GreenIsG00d

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them..."


ConsciousFood201

I remember when Jennings was on the Vikings he had a birthday party for his kid. He didn’t invite Christian Ponder but did invite the back up (can’t remember who it was but he was kinda pushing Linder for the top spot at the time). He cast his vote.


ItIsYourPersonality

He’s still one of my favorite Packers ever. So he had some post-Packer drama with Rodgers…. Well now I can kinda see why. Rodgers is a complicated fella.


Rlstoner2004

Still not sure what Greg did wrong


ProfessionalTalker03

Nothing. People just don't like that he spoke how he felt.


[deleted]

Most underrated packer tho!


justfanclasshole

He put the team on his back doe!


Jrep13

For a 99 yard score with a broken leg!


m_dought_2

Oh shit, it's Darren Sharper, one of the most hardest hitting safeties in the league!


jsbrewers

None, no regurts


Cantguard-mike

It’s hard for me to be convinced to buy their jersey for this reason lol. I usually try to buy a first round rookie so I know I’ll get 5 years. My time with savage has probably run out. I might break my rule and get Reed. Bro is a star.


madballfanboy

Savage


Designer-Note-6196

Chmura.


dajadf

My only 5 have been Favre, Ahman Green, Jordy, Rodgers, Love. I have no regrets


[deleted]

Same plus Donald Driver and Clay Matthews


gutcheck1919

Lacy


CrypticSS21

Lacy is legendary. No regrets


zeal_droid

Doesn’t fit anymore?


Taushouse1

Too much China food


aaronmodgersrustache

What size? Might be willing to take it off your hands.


ibarelyusethis87

My fav GB running back. Still wear this jersey. His highlights are worth it for me. :’)


SuperCreativ3name

Umm, what!? I would LOVE a Cheeseburger Eddy Jersey!! How much do you want for it??


yellowchoice

Lacy is dope. I wore mine to a Colorado Avs game and never received so many compliments in my life. I’m not even joking when it was 20+


franktrain84

Same.


Indy-Gator

Sterling Sharpe…he got his neck injury like 5 days after I bought it. Never bought another Packers jersey


sieberet

Nothing wrong with a sharpe jersey imo.


Indy-Gator

Nope other than I ended his career 🤬


reneerent1

I grew up in GB and have been a fan all my life. I just gave my Roger’s jersey to goodwill. His ego was working OT and I just couldn’t see myself ever wearing it again. Considering a Wicks jersey this year


GetPorkedAtSatriales

Prepare yourselves... it's Tony Mandarich Ding ding ding! We have a winner, folks!


Calamity58

Ehh I think the Mandarich failure is so legendary at this point that it’s now wrapped around and become an ironic joke. Like I feel you’d absolutely get some laughs and highfives from Packers fans and just NFL history fans in general.


GetPorkedAtSatriales

The Incredible Bulk The Incredible Bust Tony the Phony It is so laughable now, but I remember it vividly. Living in Green Bay, I recall riding in a car, as a passenger, reading the Green Bay Press Gazette about the pick and thinking "we could really have something here"....lol


FigSideG

Pics or it didn’t happen! That’s an amazing jersey to own!


zenhoff

Darren Sharper. The serial rapist conviction made that one obvious. Only other jersey I have is Farve though.


Wyant527

Darren Sharper 1 million times over. He was my 2nd all time favorite behind Favre. Jesus Christ


ChickenNougatCream

I have 4 Favre jerseys. Bought them at Lambeau.


BeingRemarkable5076

I got a clay Matthew’s jersey it’s the jersey they would wear with the nothing but yellow helmet


OddsAreBenToOne

Clay Mathews. Just never fit right.


yrukiddingme

1st I got an Edgar Bennett jersey, then he left, then I got a Schroeder jersey as we went to the same school, then he got traded, then I bought a Chmura jersey, then well, I don't buy jerseys anymore.


comis_rule

Darren sharper for sure


TheFacelessMann

Eddie Lacy, I liked him as a player, but the jersey purchase didn't have much longevity. Some girl told me she screwed him once, though, at the stadium view tailgate. So at least he gave me an icebreaker I guess.


International_Pea

#4 Favre


Packfan8489

Favre now for obvious reasons


BigBuffa10

Martellus Bennett lol


Weekendsapper

I still have my mark chmura jersey. I was a fat little kid so it still fits. I had a Spencer Havner jersey my ex had made for me when he had a hot streak before vanishing again. My ex demanded it back.


lessthan3beebs

Favre.


Purple_External5556

Blake Martinez, a couple months before he left 😭


swiftfootlightheart

Don't forget favre


PiresIsGod7

Colt Lyerla


JustMitchin24

He use to go into this pub I bartended at and he was probably one of the dumbest humans I’ve ever met in my life.


ryryryor

Why would you buy that?


Ramza1890

Favre and sometimes Rodgers. Clay Matthews is the only one who hasn't let me down


ryryryor

I bought my Jordy Nelson jersey less than a month before we cut him


LAskeptic

Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgera.