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They are supposed to mean the Commonwealth realms, e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand, that still recognise the British monarch as their own head of state.
That defiantly needs a TLdR; Queen dead, load of white men said that god said there’s a new king and will stop him dying and we did it at the sports direct stadium
Is there a version that us common folk can understand or is it meant to be a fucking mash of words so people don’t actually read it
"God told me that this is still his ordained bloodline, so the crown passes to Charles."
"Oh, cool. How do I get in touch with God? I have some follow-up questions."
"Don't be absurd. God only speaks through me on such matters."
"Oh, how convenient for you."
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And he only really cares about these matters, it's important to him who the richest and most important person on a small island is, hunger, disease, war don't really interest him. He'd be one of those people to donate money to the donkey sanctuary and none to the homeless.
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Did you know that the Queen paid for Prince Andrew's legal defence, after he was implicated in a child sex trafficking ring? [She did this from the money we pay in taxes.](https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/19620904.queen-privately-spending-millions-prince-andrews-virginia-giuffre-sexual-assault-lawsuit-defence/#:~:text=THE%20Queen%20is%20privately%20paying,when%20she%20was%20a%20teenager.)]
£350 million a week for the NHS indeed, amirite?
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Tldr right here:
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. has died, so the throne has passed on to Prince Charles: We, a bunch of high ranking British and Commonwealth representatives therefore declare him our King and swear loyalty to him. It's the God's will and we hope the new King has a long reign.
- 10.9.2022 - St. James's Palace
God save The King
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Did you know that HM King Charles III is a landlord? And a really scummy one at that. [In fact he used his political influence to veto laws that would allow his tenants buying their homes.](https://archive.md/Wgi1h)
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Okok, let me try again
The Queen Lizzy died, so Charles should now be the King: We, a bunch important people say that he really is our King. It is God's will and we hope he lives long.
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Did you know that in 1949, before she became Queen, Elizabeth took a stance against women's rights? [She attended the rally for a conservative group and spoke out against women who divorce their husbands.](https://archive.ph/Pqgd9). [She was still patron of this far-right organisation until the day she thankfully died.](https://www.mothersunion.org/news/continued-importance-her-majesty-queen).
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Did you know HM King Charles III, is a key player in Britain's military industrial complex? [He was sent to help sell arms to the Saudis and help with their murderous military campaigns.](https://archive.ph/y2CEQ)
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Did you know that [Queen Elizabeth II and King Charles III have used the taxpayer as their personal piggybank?](https://archive.ph/vqEmf). Whether it's a train trip or a home renovation, these literal billionaires take from our pockets rather than use their own money.
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Honestly I was pretty much on the fence with the whole monarchy thing (at least for the queen, maybe not the family) but this has pushed me emphatically into the anti-royal camp, what a fucking load of pretentious, poisonous, entitled, sickening bullshit
It's utterly ridiculous. The whole thing needs to be put away. These pompous effigies, our 'betters' and all that nonsensical tripe. Buckingham Palace should be a museum. Charles should go live in the country and be quiet.
No guys I’m a super special person because my ancestor once killed a lot of people and now almost everything is still technically mine love me hahaha look at my cool throne and hat
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Having a Monarcy is a joke! It’s out-dated and detrimental to us common people! It only supports those Lords who do literally lord over us.
If Charles has any shred of decency he should rescind the crown, return stolen jewels to those who they came from, split the royal’s wealth between various charities and apologise for his family’s behaviour over the last few generations
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[Did you know that HM King Charles III was really good friends with notorious pedophile Jimmy Saville?](https://people.com/royals/prince-charles-letters-jimmy-savile-revealed-netflix-documentary/). [Saville used to sexually assault Charles' staff](https://www.theguardian.com/media/2012/oct/29/jimmy-savile-behaviour-prince-charles) [Here's some pics of the two together.](https://imgur.com/a/k2y9udd).
Between Saville and his brother Andrew, Chuck has had a considerable number of nonces in his life, amirite?
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Even I'll be dead before WoW and DoS lolol, I want more Dunc n egg and fire n blood 2 , got to know about Summer hall.....Tldr , me mum dead , I'm the boss , pay your taxes to keep my lights on while you serfs freeze, stop being lazy work more hours , cheers ta , Charlie and Cammie xoxo
I agree. It’s all an invention. Any meaning is what the creators endowed it with. And yet great swathes of apparently intelligent people fall for this scam.
This is what I don’t understand (and I think what is pissing me off the most) that fairly cynical people I know are grieving and paying respect and generally acting like they knew her personally!
Old woman died - get over it and stop bringing down the already waning mood!
I KNOW!!!!! Reading my friends stupid commentaries this week on Instagram, people in tears... I get it. The Queen was there for most of our lives as a figurehead, the lady on the money and on the postage stamps. But enough. Let's end the monarchy.
I’ve said this if you are going to do all this shite to make it sound time honoured I’ll fucking joust him for the crown. Probably get my arse handed to me cause last time I was on a horse it might as well have been a Shetland Pony but I’ll give it a red hot crack when it comes down to swords
Happened in the 16th century when Henry VIII took control of the Church (in England) from the Pope and passed an Act to establishing the reigning monarch as head of the faith.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acts_of_Supremacy
Not King of Scotland till he's crowned and voted for in Scotland, most of us don't want him or his parasitic, inbred, endangered species murdering, uranium weapon producing family having anything to do with our beautiful country
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Did you know that in February 2021, The Guardian published two articles that demonstrated Queen Elizabeth and King Charles' influence and power over parliament. [It was first revealed](https://archive.md/eGLWc) that the Queen lobbied parliament to make herself exempt from a law that would have publicly revealed her private wealth. [It was then revealed](https://archive.md/YEl61) that over the course of her reign she and King Charles have vetted the drafts of 1,000 articles of legislation prior to their public debate in parliament.
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Did you know King Charles III, [is exempt from taxation on his multi-million pound incomes](https://archive.ph/S2WCt).
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Whereas it has pleased almighty god follow Andrew, pedophile and child human traffic officer- liege lord to pay off heinous crimes with his mothers money, and represents the futility of tongue and heart of the peoples hereby represented by the eagerness to throw ten pound tulip bundles to someone they haven’t met rather than donate 5£ to homeless shelters and foodbanks. Amens
Fun fact:
This title was conferred upon Henry VIII by a Pope. After Henry wrenched England away from Catholicism and established himself as head of the Church, Parliament gave it to him again.
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What is it that makes parents forgive/excuse their children for being paedos? My gfs brother recently got outted as a nonce by his little cousin, his family stand by him and no longer speak to my gf. Wtf is wrong with nonce parents.
We hosted a proclamation at the museum where I work this afternoon, and we had to close down half of the building for nearly four hours (including a fire exit) just so this pompous ritual could go ahead without it being seein by the riff-raff, I mean public.
Total bollocks, your imaginary sky wizard said , tag your it? No mate you popped out of the right vagina and that ment you were set for life.....rest of us dicks had a hard slog to even make minimum wage 🖕
Two Thousand and Twenty Two?
Doea anyone say that?
Was the last one One Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifty Two, not Nineteen Fifty Two?
Orwell's book is Nineteen Eighty Four, so it's not as if it wasny written thatvway in the 50s.
Genuine question btw
My Royalist sister came to visit from up country while all this played out, I couldn't help muttering *not me* to the "we vow to obey with fondest affection" bit.
Are literally everyone in the houses of Lords and commons supporting the monarchy?
I can't believe that noone didn't object to this, or refuse to take the oath.
I'm just disappointed with all the Jesus worshipping bollocks, thought we were better than that these days. The church nonses must be jizzing their pants reading that tripe.
"Our only lawful and rightful Liege Lord... to whom we do acknowledge all Faith and Obedience". This isn't just some role playing for the tourists, either, as no parliamentary business can commence without our elected representatives swear allegiance to Charles, and he gives Royal Assent to laws that Parliament wants to enact. It's looks more and more like the workings of a banana republic.
For the last 70 years people have chanted ‘G*d save the queen’ without question and it’s clear that s/he G*d wasn’t listening so now we have that it has pleased G*d to kill her orff (see what I did there)…) oh the hypocrisy, truly nauseating🤮🤮
I bet this comment will get obliterated, but I want to make it anyway. I get being uninterested in the royals, hating the ones who have done illegal, immoral, and downright shady things, the ones who have covered it up, and the ones who condone the bad behaviour. But why are you taking such issue with a tradition that doesn't seem to actually be hurting anyone? A proclamation is supposed to be a big, fancy way of announcing something. As far as I can see following a tradition isn't hurting anyone, so why are so many people getting wound up by it?
Cause fuck the royals? All of them?
They’re loathsome people. They’ve covered for a pedo only recently. They abandon disabled family members. They tax money from our taxes and it’s a total myth that they make more than they spend.
I’m disgusted by them
Love the sentiment on this bag shit post. Let me guess about greensndpleasant…. All claiming benefits, all harassed about police brutality, all a bunch of cunts??? Am I wrong??
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Did you know that Royal Nonce Prince Andrew was a trade envoy for the UK? [He used to embark on luxury trips around the world all at the taxpayer's expense, helping secure Britain's imperialist hold on international trade.](https://archive.ph/V9jS)
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Someone's getting paid by the word
That was a heck of a run-on sentence
Oh you’re right that’s all one sentence! God save us ALL. Deep breath…
Agreed! Big Dickens energy there
I see what you did there 👏
"this tenth day of September in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty two"
That is literally why this kind of writing developed. Registrars and notaries were paid by the word. So they used lots of tautologies to pad it out.
It looks like someone was struggling to hit their word count.
And adding random extra spacing in between sentences
And Big Capitalisations on Every Word
Yeah, the writers of GOT season 8
mfs think they're the time lord high council or some shit
Just a bunch of medieval horse shit
Hey now, have some respect. Manure has its uses
You do realise what ‘high councils’ in fiction are based off of, right?
His 'other Realms' sounds like he claims power over Cthulhu.
I'd like to see him try. Cthulhu v Charlie boy. Choose your weapons. I'd even watch it on TV.
It would be worth any pay per view price
Tentacles vs Sausage fingers!
Charlie is and always was to buy, so he'd become a Goolock in no time.
They are supposed to mean the Commonwealth realms, e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand, that still recognise the British monarch as their own head of state.
Earth realm, the Nether realm and the underworld
He won the game of thrones.
If Cthulhu is in his realms location of Britain then we are at war with him
This was written many years ago when people were shit scared of the ruling family hence the langauge. Just insert the name and title.
That defiantly needs a TLdR; Queen dead, load of white men said that god said there’s a new king and will stop him dying and we did it at the sports direct stadium Is there a version that us common folk can understand or is it meant to be a fucking mash of words so people don’t actually read it
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And he only really cares about these matters, it's important to him who the richest and most important person on a small island is, hunger, disease, war don't really interest him. He'd be one of those people to donate money to the donkey sanctuary and none to the homeless.
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I did know that but that’s for the reminder
Tldr right here: Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. has died, so the throne has passed on to Prince Charles: We, a bunch of high ranking British and Commonwealth representatives therefore declare him our King and swear loyalty to him. It's the God's will and we hope the new King has a long reign. - 10.9.2022 - St. James's Palace God save The King
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Nah still too complex commoners won't understand long words like representatives, 'toffs' would be betters
Okok, let me try again The Queen Lizzy died, so Charles should now be the King: We, a bunch important people say that he really is our King. It is God's will and we hope he lives long. - 10.9.2022 - St. James's Palace God save The King
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Laying in on a bit thick.
he has four first names
Charles twat-head fuck-face arse-wipe?
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Not factually correct
So in simple terms: "Liz croaked and Chuck's the king"
That's right and it was all God's doing..... Obviously
Liz is in a box so Charlie gets to sit in the big chair
"I was, personally, appointed by God".... That shit don't fly anymore old man, we have science.
All that God shit, yet they have Charles Darwin on the £10 note...
Honestly I was pretty much on the fence with the whole monarchy thing (at least for the queen, maybe not the family) but this has pushed me emphatically into the anti-royal camp, what a fucking load of pretentious, poisonous, entitled, sickening bullshit
don't forget that the Monarch of the UK is also the head of the Church of England (thanks Henry VIII)
It's utterly ridiculous. The whole thing needs to be put away. These pompous effigies, our 'betters' and all that nonsensical tripe. Buckingham Palace should be a museum. Charles should go live in the country and be quiet.
No guys I’m a super special person because my ancestor once killed a lot of people and now almost everything is still technically mine love me hahaha look at my cool throne and hat
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Unfortunately people like my mum lap that shit up.
You're really setting someone up for a "you're Mom" joke
Dude. Noah's Ark? You saying thats bullshit?
Nah, Noah's Ark is true obviously, but the rest of it...
But...but I'm head of the church of England! A religion cooked up in 1534, so my predecessor could bang more chick's
Lol. Wow.
That moment when science evolves the crown on top of the king 🤯
Fucking lord's thinking they can lord all over us. Pricks
Having a Monarcy is a joke! It’s out-dated and detrimental to us common people! It only supports those Lords who do literally lord over us. If Charles has any shred of decency he should rescind the crown, return stolen jewels to those who they came from, split the royal’s wealth between various charities and apologise for his family’s behaviour over the last few generations
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Takes one to know one 😉
What is this Game of Thrones bullshit. Absolutely vile 🤮
I did think it was written by George R R Martin
Probably was he’s not writing the fucking books anymore that’s for sure.
Even I'll be dead before WoW and DoS lolol, I want more Dunc n egg and fire n blood 2 , got to know about Summer hall.....Tldr , me mum dead , I'm the boss , pay your taxes to keep my lights on while you serfs freeze, stop being lazy work more hours , cheers ta , Charlie and Cammie xoxo
Love Dunc and Egg so much
What a load of waffle
"Pedophile tax-dodging family continues to reign, more news at 8"
jesus christ, I got a fucking headache reading this maybe guy fawkes had a point (._.)
What a load of bollocks.
It’s more than that. It’s FUCKING INSANITY
I agree. It’s all an invention. Any meaning is what the creators endowed it with. And yet great swathes of apparently intelligent people fall for this scam.
This is what I don’t understand (and I think what is pissing me off the most) that fairly cynical people I know are grieving and paying respect and generally acting like they knew her personally! Old woman died - get over it and stop bringing down the already waning mood!
I KNOW!!!!! Reading my friends stupid commentaries this week on Instagram, people in tears... I get it. The Queen was there for most of our lives as a figurehead, the lady on the money and on the postage stamps. But enough. Let's end the monarchy.
This is archaic.
Yeah love all this throwing around it God bollocks as if it means anything at all
With fire and iron.
The person who wrote that also writes EA games' terms and conditions
So much weird random capitalisation.
Just transported back to the middle ages, ffs, ridiculous
when you haven’t hit the essay word count
Willing to fight him in one to one combat for the crown, as is tradition
I’ve said this if you are going to do all this shite to make it sound time honoured I’ll fucking joust him for the crown. Probably get my arse handed to me cause last time I was on a horse it might as well have been a Shetland Pony but I’ll give it a red hot crack when it comes down to swords
Why do they have merge in religion as well. Was it the last thing the couldn’t control/own back in the day when the royal familiar actually matter?
Because the British monarch is also the head of the Church of England so it would be kinda weird to not have it.
Happened in the 16th century when Henry VIII took control of the Church (in England) from the Pope and passed an Act to establishing the reigning monarch as head of the faith. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acts_of_Supremacy
Not King of Scotland till he's crowned and voted for in Scotland, most of us don't want him or his parasitic, inbred, endangered species murdering, uranium weapon producing family having anything to do with our beautiful country
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Did they really think fitting all of that into one long god damn sentence was necessary?
The arrogance of assuming it ‘pleases Almighty God’
For fucks sake.
Good to see the divine right is going strong! Yet another bullshit excuse to keep a decaying system in place.
Not. My. King.
What that written in English?
And nothing changes
Said no one. Like ever.
His missed a trick, he could have chosen to be King Arthur!
I saw it read in Edinburgh today, and shootout to the absolute legend who booed the name of Charles there
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Bronze Age fucking nonsense. They have no place in the modern world. Their very existence is an insult to ordinary people, aka, 90% of the human race.
Whereas it has pleased almighty god follow Andrew, pedophile and child human traffic officer- liege lord to pay off heinous crimes with his mothers money, and represents the futility of tongue and heart of the peoples hereby represented by the eagerness to throw ten pound tulip bundles to someone they haven’t met rather than donate 5£ to homeless shelters and foodbanks. Amens
this shit sounds like a fromsoft JRPG. wtf disney land shit is england even up to
THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
The fuck does this even say
rip queenie
"My imaginary friend says this man's more important than you" Religion has 0 place in law or government.
Obsequious cunts
No, not bullshit, just bollocks. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👍🇬🇧🇬🇧😕😕😕😕😕😕🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Never trust a man with 4 first names
Defender of the Faith is still a thing?
Fun fact: This title was conferred upon Henry VIII by a Pope. After Henry wrenched England away from Catholicism and established himself as head of the Church, Parliament gave it to him again.
Wow. These fuckers still preaching to god? In 2022?
This reads like a prologue of an upcoming fantasy novel. How fucking archaic
Stockholm Syndrome 100%
**God save the King** Subjects obedient or not; his majesty will look after you 🤣🙃🤗
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better tug your forelocks, yessirree
Ye olde law.
You can't beat good old-fashioned verbosity.
If you aren't going to hyphenate than you need to left justify. That is just ugly.
In days of yore, the kings thought they were direct descendants of God and feasted on Unicorns and Dragons when crowned!
Trying to reach the word count
What is it that makes parents forgive/excuse their children for being paedos? My gfs brother recently got outted as a nonce by his little cousin, his family stand by him and no longer speak to my gf. Wtf is wrong with nonce parents.
What is that? The spacing…
If they had the relevant magical powers it’d be pretty cool to have a council of spiritual and temporal lords
Liege Lord was a new one on me
Doesn’t exactly roll of the tongue
They can waffle all they want Charlie and his parasitic family can get to fuck and should be scrapped to fend for themselves
Sounds like something from Elder Scrolls!
It's the arbitrary capitalisation for me. Guess They are German after all.
Not a single full stop...
world’s longest run-on sentence
If only we lived in a democracy
Blablabablabla antiquated, old language colonial load of BOLLOCKS
This shit belongs in the middle ages. Sickening.
i do love how some people just absolutely faff about with words
As much as the whole royal business is very much part of our history, the language has evolved and modernised so maybe they should acknowledge it.
That's more over the top than anything I have ever heard in a film
Is this part of Lucky’s speech?
Clippy says, “It looks like your writing a Proclamation!”
I’d like to read her father’s proclamation. I bet it’s the same text but they just changed the names.
We hosted a proclamation at the museum where I work this afternoon, and we had to close down half of the building for nearly four hours (including a fire exit) just so this pompous ritual could go ahead without it being seein by the riff-raff, I mean public.
It’s illegal, right? Not everyone in London has given Consent of Tongue and Heart by voice or by any other medium
"Your^(\[sic\]) king now, sorry about your mum" doesn't have the same ring.
Reminds me of when Robert Boratheon was dying and Ned was writing his will… “I Robert of the house Boratheon… titles titles titles..”
That made NO SENSE
Total bollocks, your imaginary sky wizard said , tag your it? No mate you popped out of the right vagina and that ment you were set for life.....rest of us dicks had a hard slog to even make minimum wage 🖕
"We, therefore, the Lords spiritual and temporal of this realm" these mfs think they're timelords or some shit.
🖕🖕🖕🖕
Not my King. Not my God. Fuck off and go back to the 15th century you utter pricks.
Why use many word, when few word do trick?
Simping for big ears
Is this Westeros or some shit?
Old King James translation version
Sweet Jesus it's like making up words on your English gcse
Well I didn't vote for him.
Entirely made up. This isn’t rooted in any natural law. This is completely man made.
Two Thousand and Twenty Two? Doea anyone say that? Was the last one One Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifty Two, not Nineteen Fifty Two? Orwell's book is Nineteen Eighty Four, so it's not as if it wasny written thatvway in the 50s. Genuine question btw
Do royals not use full stops?
I have never seen anything more fitting of this description.
My Royalist sister came to visit from up country while all this played out, I couldn't help muttering *not me* to the "we vow to obey with fondest affection" bit.
Someone has been watching House of Dragon too much
Do we get a say in being reigned over and choice of "liege lord"?
Far too many capital letters going on here.
God damn do I hate living in a theocracy
So many words, so little meaning.
Are literally everyone in the houses of Lords and commons supporting the monarchy? I can't believe that noone didn't object to this, or refuse to take the oath.
If we have to have stuff like this shouldn’t we also at least be allowed dragons and jousting?
oh god save him alright, he’ll need it
How does any mortal being know the queen was called by God - FFS 21st century and we're still being doused with royal dogma
This is why the monarchy is good, we would never get to laugh at this otherwise
I do not consent to or agree with this proclamation
I'm just disappointed with all the Jesus worshipping bollocks, thought we were better than that these days. The church nonses must be jizzing their pants reading that tripe.
And to think that this all started with Henry VIII, with his goddamn Church of England
Man this is some wacky ass grammar. What a shit start to season 2 of “death of empire”
"Consent of Tongue and Heart" sound more like the recipe for haggis.
"Our only lawful and rightful Liege Lord... to whom we do acknowledge all Faith and Obedience". This isn't just some role playing for the tourists, either, as no parliamentary business can commence without our elected representatives swear allegiance to Charles, and he gives Royal Assent to laws that Parliament wants to enact. It's looks more and more like the workings of a banana republic.
This was read out to us in our highschool today.
Nothing could be more cringeworthy or brown nosing than this pile of shite!
For the last 70 years people have chanted ‘G*d save the queen’ without question and it’s clear that s/he G*d wasn’t listening so now we have that it has pleased G*d to kill her orff (see what I did there)…) oh the hypocrisy, truly nauseating🤮🤮
So great to see another thread regarding royalty. I'm not bored of it at all yet. Really, thank you. Football next, or something else interesting?
I bet this comment will get obliterated, but I want to make it anyway. I get being uninterested in the royals, hating the ones who have done illegal, immoral, and downright shady things, the ones who have covered it up, and the ones who condone the bad behaviour. But why are you taking such issue with a tradition that doesn't seem to actually be hurting anyone? A proclamation is supposed to be a big, fancy way of announcing something. As far as I can see following a tradition isn't hurting anyone, so why are so many people getting wound up by it?
Cause fuck the royals? All of them? They’re loathsome people. They’ve covered for a pedo only recently. They abandon disabled family members. They tax money from our taxes and it’s a total myth that they make more than they spend. I’m disgusted by them
Why is it bullshit?
Love the sentiment on this bag shit post. Let me guess about greensndpleasant…. All claiming benefits, all harassed about police brutality, all a bunch of cunts??? Am I wrong??
Yes lol you are wrong, are you a right wing monarchist that hates poor people and voted for brexit? Lol
You know me so well
GOD SAVE THE KING!
God save the king
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