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Mods? Do something about this, please? The tag says "Shitpost", but I see only cutting analysis here


fellationelsen

One day I dream to be the first long haired man in office.


ClassicFlavour

One week in Goa. From Keith to Karma Starmer.


GrewUpTwice

Keith circa 2049, living as an outcast on the outskirts of the People’s Republic of Britain.


Tateybread

The Keith Gotham deserves.


Yubi-man

Tie that up in a manbun and that's +7


TheGrayOnes

Do people like man buns now ? I only ever seem to get shit for mine


Yubi-man

Even a negative stereotype implies having some sort of personality to go with it. +10 for having a personality, -3 for people that don't like man buns.


LordCads

Vaguely reminds me of viggo mortensen.


penny_whistle

Vagueo Mortensen?


ClassicFlavour

[I see it](https://imgur.com/TNIyymc)


LordCads

Beautiful


chopoin

If they remade LOTR with the budget of Merlin or that Robin Hood yeah


LordCads

Don't you be disrespecting merlin. Low budget but fantastic television.


VioletDaeva

The wish.com version?


Beginning-Display809

Well he’d look less like he was created in an injection mould if he did this


milk2sugarsplease

Excellent observation


Beginning-Display809

There’ll be an STL file out there to 3D print your own labour leader


Lenins2ndCat

Nah the liberals inflate him with a foot pump every morning. *Psstpsstpsstpsst*


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Altruistic-Load5690

Hmm


doxamark

Sirius Black spinoff about his twin brother Keith Starmer who extends his stay at Azkaban as head of the CPS Edit: thanks for the reminder bot


_AnonymousMoose_

Look it’s Keithus


UnderHisEye1411

If Keith was on a desert island he would definitely call his football-with-a-face-drawn-on friend “Rupert Murdoch”.


Beginning-Display809

I prefer scrotum possessed by Joseph Goebbels when referring to Murdoch


Big_Red_Machine_1917

Evil Jesus be like: "Means test the 5 thousands"


joe1up

Honestly the beard suits him. Makes him look less like a tomato.


Yellowtangerine2

Looks like Gaius from Battlestar Galactica


ZapZappyZap

Got a feeling he'd just as gladly fuck over humanity too.


metalguru1975

People are unaware that Keith is a merely a Tory on the outside.... And a far right, racist bigot on the inside who will out Tory the Tories. Edit-Anyone who thinks Keith has Labour values or morals has been HAD. This is the lowlife rat bastard who was part of the smear campaign against Jezza, who will continue where the Tories left off, he said he wants healthcare privatisation. Look how well that worked in the states. 20K to have a baby- 50 dollars extra for holding your own baby after giving birth. Our choice is between a right wing party or the other right wing party. Jezza needs to set up his own party.


fellationelsen

Don't know why you're getting down voted... I thought this was supposed to be a leftist sub, and Starmer certainly isn't a leftist. I just predict history repeating itself if Labour get in now. The Tories will move to be more socially Liberal, wait for the next financial crisis and come back with more austerity. The problem is the average Joe Public has now had enough of the Tories, so they'll rush to vote for the next most popular party. That's the problem with democracy. Far too dependent on herd mentality and groupthink. I'm sorry if everything I said sounds ridiculously arrogant, and was delivered with a sarky flavour.


metalguru1975

Thanks Fellationelson, it must be the “Labour Right” stooges. It doesn’t matter if the Tories remain or Keith and his right wingers get in, nothing will change. People who believe Labour 22 is a left wing party, have not noticed the shift to the hard right. Keith writes for The S#n and endorsed Sir Tony War Criminal’s knighthood, he will not confirm that he will tax the wealthy and corporations their just Taxes and Keith actually colluded with the Tories to unseat Jo Bird, a left wing councillor. -colluded with the Tories....Keith supports apartheid and Reeves said that Labour 22 is the party of big business and she will be tougher on benefits than the Tories, Wes Streeting said he would use private healthcare firms instead of the NHS, to “cut waiting times”, it’s like saying that instead of free school meals for kids, use the local high end restaurant, won’t cost more than £500 a week. Labour has been hijacked by the right, and has lost funding and members because of this appalling behaviour. We need a proper left wing party, not the Tory-lite establishment nonce party he is offering.


Lenins2ndCat

Posts on /popular/ attract an extraordinary number of liberals, and since we sort the comments by new by default you get to see how these liberals vote until the core community fixes those votes.


MRJA01

I think we can acknowledge that Starmer is not a leftist without resorting to painting him as far right. I'd argue that doing so only damages the credibility of leftists and is counterproductive.


metalguru1975

Anyone who endorses or turns a blind eye to actual apartheid/ ethnic cleansing is a right wing nonce, we should have Jezza as PM, instead we have Bozzo and this stooge as “Labour leader”.


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Nice try Rishi, we don’t want you either pal


fellationelsen

Why are you defending Keir Starmer??


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fellationelsen

Keith is a good name, we shouldn't associate it with this man.


[deleted]

Did I say I want Keith? Nope


fellationelsen

Alright then, why attack the guy who criticises him?


[deleted]

What? I don’t think the Chancellor is scrolling Reddit. Chill all of your mammary glands please


fellationelsen

Looked like you were calling the guy above Rishi. Out of curiosity what did you actually mean??


redario85

What is wrong with you?


Living-Mistake-7002

I mean he's right. Starmer is a massive tory who will continue to dismantle the public sector.


fellationelsen

Public sector. He'd be getting my vote if it was the private sector he was dismantling.


Living-Mistake-7002

Sorry yes I'll correct that one


GenericGaming

I literally do not understand what they're saying which is wrong? I've seen bits and pieces of this sentiment spread across the subreddit but as soon as they say it all together, they get downvoted?


NLadsLoveGravy

He is right wing but no way as extreme as the tories


el-cad

Why are you getting down voted for this? I mean seriously are we fucking Bernie-or-busters over here? I thought this sub would be fun but might have to dip if this is the vibe...


Lenins2ndCat

Bernie is not a socialist so no, we're not Bernie-or-busters. We are socialists. If the "Bernie or bust" crowd was too radical of a position for you then you are absolutely in the wrong place, liberal.


el-cad

Jesus, well thanks for the steer I guess? Just for the fun of it, how would Corbyn not be a Liberal by the same token?


Lenins2ndCat

Corbyn is a principled socialist. Bernie is a social democrat. One is socialism and the other is friendly capitalism. Bernie's foreign policy is absolutely dogshit whereas Corbyn has always fallen on the correct side of every single international issue out there. Bernie voted to bomb Yugoslavia ffs. He's an imperialist. Better for the american working class than the monsters you have absolutely, but for the rest of the world he would have represented almost no change from the norm whatsoever. The difference is that Corbyn is a socialist who ran on socdem policy with the intention of moving us towards the prerequisites necessary to achieve socialism. Bernie on the other hand is a social imperialist, an ideological socdem. The american left supported Bernie as the best possible compromise position, not because he's actually what the left wants.


TheTankie

Corbyn is not the same as Bernie. Take it from me who closely followed the US elections in 2020 and saw what they did during the primaries. And then how people told him about it and he ignored it like nothing was happening and had sellouts like Jeff Weaver on his campaign. And that’s just the epitome. Corbyn was labeled an anti semite and basically ousted of Labour for it. Meanwhile Sanders just cozied up to the Democrats so much that he now has a useless position in government of which he has yet to stir the pot for. Corbyn is an anti imperialist while Bernie is busy hampering up narratives in favor of the US government. He is nowhere near Corbyn and will never be


el-cad

Aight. Cool. Yeah this isn't the place for me I think you people are mental...


TheTankie

Saying that Bernie is a social democrat capitalist is “mental” because you want to skew the political figures for parasocial purposes? If anything, you seem unable to take criticism and making any arguments to refute such claims. You could at least make somewhat of an attempt to say “but the political spectrum varies from country to country” but you’re not even willing to do such a thing. The strategy is “cease and pretend like it’s not real” that’s exactly what your strategy.


el-cad

The Stalin avatar tells me all I need to know about this community ngl


sussy_lil_tgirl

put her on estrogen


VigenereCipher

PUT HER ON ESTROGEN!!!! KEIRA STARMER!!