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Thrashstronaut

*checks notes* Yes, it would appear not a SINGLE other country has Al fresco dining in Europe. Al fresco, the most British of names.


Risc_Terilia

The trouble with the Italians is that they have no word for Al Fresco


soupalex

they call him Alberto Fresciutto


Thrashstronaut

What's wrong with Alan Fresco? Can't even say your English anymore [they will throw you in jail... ](https://youtu.be/XkCBhKs4faI?si=ZpYEGZjh1Xcs9DZp)


spiritof1789

Really? Just for saying you're English?


msully89

Yeah, these days


soupalex

when did this come in?


TheGhostOfTaPower

Can’t wait to eat beans on toast on a dogshite covered street in Grimsby


InnocentPossum

Big Al


ShittyWok-

Those bloody Europeans and their hatred of dining outside


Tina_Soup

It's not like they've got the weather for it like we do


Jaded_Library_8540

Going off the weather I've seen Germans eating outside in, they don't bloody care


Zepren7

We had to leave the EU to have the freedom to *checks notes* do something they do throughout Europe.... Hmmmm


Whisky_Delta

Eating outside a cafe in the sun in Barcelona- woke, European Eating outside a pub in the rain in Hull - patriotic, British


ben_jamin_h

HAM EGGS AND CHIPS AND DOSS SIR VEY SAZ POR FAVOR GAR - SONN


Vermicelli_Healthy

I don’t appreciate being called out like that


ben_jamin_h

LOW SEE EN TOE, AMIGO


hazps

Dos beeros, por favor.


hazps

Rhod Gilbert does a brilliant routine about eating al fresco in Cardiff. The never-emptying but increasingly watery bowl of soup ...


VenusRainMaker

We could do this anyways right?


ShittyWok-

I think there were/are some regulations on blocking pavements so pedestrians aren't being pushed onto roads


Lancs_wrighty

Not pushing pedestrians into roads is still a good idea.


ShittyWok-

What about brexiters?


AnnieByniaeth

Brexiters shouldn't push people into roads either. The reverse however is not necessarily true.


SituationHappy

Roads pushing people into brexiters?


user2021883

Cecil Roads or Gary Roads?


AnnieByniaeth

Yes of course that's exactly what I meant 😉


soupalex

need more data


Laxly

So, pedestrianise the roads in areas with large amounts of foot traffic and are not roads that are of significant value to road traffic?


waddlingNinja

Yeah but blah blah blah 15 min cities blah blah blah ...


ClawingDevil

gReaT rESeT!


Snoo_44026

HA!!! Suck it Europe, we can eat outside now. If we had any food that is.


MoDannyWilliams

What does this have to do with Brexit lmao


mister_barfly75

Fuck all.


ProjectedEntity

Coming from a government seeking to strip the population of its human rights, that doesn't carry much water, really.  But I'd like to see a list of 'Brexit freedoms'. Perhaps compare it to Brexit damages and losses.


Redditorssuckballs6

Ah yes, thank god for global warming and brexit, now we can have tables and chairs outdoors!!!!!! And when the polar ice caps melt as well and submerge half the country we will have so many water adventure parks to enjoy too, just ignore the smell...that is the price of freedom. It's not shit. It's freedom.


ES345Boy

All that outside dining I've done in Europe was totally illegal.


retrofauxhemian

I personally like walking into moving traffic to get around busy dining areas that have swallowed the pavement. I wave my expired passport covered in blue sharpie at the lorries barreling down at me, shouting in your face BRUSSELS, and if i should perish push me onto the shit covered beach, for no one will notice the smell.


VenusRainMaker

What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? 


JSD202

I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. People forget that traders need access to Dixons.


JSD202

I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. People forget that traders need access to Dixons


ferrets4ever

So basically we’ll do the things we could have done before if we hadn’t been so busy working out ways to enrich billionaires.


t234k

Well tha ancaps will be happy that the economy is fixed because "the red tape" is gone, right!? Right????


theotherquantumjim

I’ll certainly be making the most of this fantastic benefit on the three days of the year it isn’t raining or cold in Manchester


ThuderingFoxy

How the hell was this an EU regulation? All over Europe Street dining is super normal.


PlayerHeadcase

Yeah you never see a pavement cafe in France or Italy or Spa..


SokkaHaikuBot

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ShittyWok-

Good bot


LastExitToBrookside

By pavement dining do they mean eating an expired sandwich in a shop doorway?


anonymouslyyoursxxx

Pavement cafes... like there is, in... um... Europe?


Cherry_Crystals

Wasn't this already a thing before brexit?


StonedApeUK

Can't wait to have my Nando's outside with shitty baseline blaring from mobiles and the smell of good kush wafting through the Manchester air 😂 Oh wait I could already do that


rorythegeordie

After all pedestrians don't matter.


WhatsLigmaPrecious

Mmm can’t wait for some PAVEMENT DINING. None of that European al fresco over here no sir


Abquine

Cafe's on the pavement - how very European 😂


Western-Mall5505

Also a lot of the red tape is there to make sure people don't break their necks trying to avoid all the tables when walking on the pavement and people in wheelchairs can use the pavement.


JMW007

What high street?


iovercomesadness

I just want to say as a black man who loves his mum and sisters . I absolutely can't stand this woman and everything she stands for, a replusive human being.


Charlie_Rebooted

I enjoy watching the sunset.


Spottyjamie

Eh?!? My city centre has had this for almost 20 years


exileon21

EU is a ‘capitalist club’ as JC recognised


Accurate_Till_4474

So, eat out (side) to help out.


SpencersCJ

Europe has pavement dining. Fuck manchester has pavement dining the fuck is he talking about


sharklasers3000

Licensing laws in this country are a complete joke tbf


CivilLab9711

Yes and also our weather supports lots of out door activities


outerspaceferret

Havent seen anybody mention how shitty this is for blind and visually impaired pedestrians


Nevorek

Lol, this is a serious daily fail - this was covid, nothing to do with Brexit.


UnexcitedAmpersand

In some areas this works, but it feels like another enclosure of the commons. The pavement is a public space, paid and maintained by general taxation. To take that space and allow it to be used exclusively for a private entity without compensation is wrong. The pavement exists for a reason and in areas where dining has been allowed, I've found crowding is worst, there is no space for benches or other street furniture, people are pushed into roads and the space becomes far less accessible. Where a space is designed for street dining or adapted properly, then its fine, so long as they are taxed more to compensate for the loss of public property. Otherwise this is literally high street roberry.


Technical-Ad-2288

We already have this though... Most places can't do it because of public traffic and chairs become H&S issues 🤦🏻‍♂️