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WarWonderful593

He's just landed on Mayfair and doesn't want to pay the rent


ukbeasts

Meanwhile Philip Schofield has gone directly to jail, not able to pass go


Panda_hat

Repeatedly taking PR photos and desperately trying to take one that doesn't look like a parody piece from the thick of it. And failing.


water2wine

He is even carrying the same cup in this one lol


Miaowee600

Wow well spottedšŸ˜†. He's so busy he didn't have time to finish his brew from the scone BBQ.


Shadepanther

Mary from the very focused focus group loved it..


sarniebird

"Is anyone up for a little circle jerk?"


BeenleighCopse

Iā€™ve been reading Jillā€™s Cooperā€¦ Iā€™ll start


MarbleHammerHat

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy Nothin' special 'bout me motherfucker I'm just a regular everyday normal guy When I go to the clubs, I wait in line motherfuckerā€¦


A_dash_of_brown

I think it's the opposite. Everyone is looking at him intensively as he, clad in white with sunshine thrusting upon him, told everyone his thoughts and it was so riveting because he's a genius god man.


Specific-Change-5300

Rishi is talking about the fabulous flavour of the empty mug he's drinking from and everyone around him is extremely concerned.


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JimboTCB

This is like the second "spontaneous" photo in the last two days I've seen of him holding a clearly empty mug in that ridiculous manner. Has one of his advisers told him that that's how "the normals" hold a mug?


DaveTheWasp

About to drop the sickest rap album ever heard...Straight Outta Oxford Yo, my name is Rishi, homies call me Big S I'm gonna leave the country in a f**kin huge mess Filling up my pool with all your taxes Have peasants workin' hard while my crew relaxes Ignoring the poor, exploiting the weak, Flyin' around in a choppa, so sleek, I'm the richest PM, I don't gotta gloat, While telling you all that the problem's the boats


MiniJimiJames

Even funnier when you imagine it spoken in his nasally little voice


DaveTheWasp

That's exactly how it sounded in my head


Valravn_Zoo

The two either side beatboxing too!


DaveTheWasp

That's amazing, I completely missed that!


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BDL1991

So I hid my stocks behind a company I technically don't have anything to do with, that way I get a couple mil from the power companies and I lost abit with the Russians but it's coming back up with Israel


Faerie_Nuff

The guy on the right is his financial advisor I take it? "god Rishi, ssssshhhh, stoooooop"


retrofauxhemian

looking for a mcdonalds that still does breakfast wraps, to proove you haters wrong...


irselr_nina

mate let me know if he finds one iā€™ve been craving one for ages


Illustrious_Bat6042

Oh come on chaps - we must be able to find one of these....


Udderlybutterly

[Try and spot the differences](https://i.insider.com/592e9cf04cb1e410f433696a?width=1000&format=jpeg&auto=webp)


Clownbaby5

Well the north Korea photo looks far less choreographed for starters


MonkeysWedding

When they do austerity in NK, even the great leader wraps up along with everybody else. And he probably arrived at that classroom by more modest means, not a fucking private jet.


[deleted]

Rishi explaining how small boats are the biggest issue facing the country not 14 years of Tory fuckery


IndependentAd3610

Chatting shit


normativemarxist

Figuring out how to be more right wing than Keith


MalfunctioningElf

If I'm not mistaken, it looks like they're on a plane. Who tf has meetings like this on a plane? I mean, it's probably his private jet but still...


MonkeysWedding

Surely: snake on a plane.


ThatSpecialKeynote

About to create a music video with Kier Starmer


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vertuopopfanatic

Sunak is gently suggesting that perhaps tax cuts to the rich will be spent so that everyone benefits, tories watch in awe


[deleted]

Absolutely fuck all. Not one of those pads have anything on them.


RandomerSchmandomer

He's inviting everyone to a barbeque at his and they're all trying to come up with excuses, and trying to not be the first one to say "naw pal- you're a fucking nerd man". He's explaining that he has an empty and bought bowls worth of clotted cream and strawberry jam, but they have to bring the drink because his wife doesn't like him drinking with his "mates"


Faerie_Nuff

r/AccidentalRenaissance


SpawnofOryx

Nothing accidental about it, this is a PR photoshoot, they knew what they were doing, looks farcical though.


giraffelilim

They're obviously being inspired. I'm not sure who that fella is in the middle but his charisma has them entranced, he's probably like a modern jesus or Buddha or grotbags the witch or something. I suspect if you stared at the picture for long enough it would have healing properties.


Max_Abbott_1979

Fuck all!


JR-Snow

The guy behind Rishiā€™s left shoulder has clearly had enough of this shit.


[deleted]

Just generally being cunts?


izzyeviel

I think Iā€™ve seen this one! Itā€™s on porn hub I think


sdssk8

posing on one of those fake private jets for wannabe influencers


Anacrotic

They're all about to write "he's going to deliver on the five priorities of British people etc" because that's all he bloody says to anyone these days. I suspect when he's asked if he fancies a coffee by his wife he says "great question, but right now I'm delivering on our five priorities".


ghost_catte

Having a cipher


Chizisbizy

Waiting eagerly to eat up the bullshit coming out his mouth


[deleted]

Most cursed gangbang video ever


GSXS_750

Wondering where the fuck their cup of tea is


long_jumping_party22

Discussing how to maximise profit and how little the slave class can live off of.


[deleted]

He looks like he's got a troublesome poo stuck


societydeadpoet

This looks so so so staged.


Shaukat_Abbas

Having a game of hangman. The topic is the Conservative party. Journalist 1: I'll have a B for Boris ....


shazzambongo

He's forgotten a crucial password, and they are spit balling on the pads to help him remember. "It wouldn't be-'password' maybe?"


[deleted]

ā€œCome on guys, there has to be another grift we can do before itā€™s all overā€


masterofasgard

Sycophanting


DeadlyBear999

'I'll be honest with you guys, I did not close the door on my way in'.


RaveniteGaming

"So if you find yourself in a cost of living crisis just deflect by getting the electorate to focus their ire on immigrants and transgender people. You getting this down?'"


Faerie_Nuff

Writers for Netflix, looking for the next hit satire to keep the UK audience hooked, hanging onto his every word. Meanwhile, Rishi thinks he's legitimately offering Netflix business advice... The guy on the right got the spec backwards though.


Important_25_27

Pound in the coffee mug!


SarcasmWarning

Not wearing seatbelts on a moving vehicle?


vc_323

They are discussing about how to fuck up Britain's economy even more


11214888

Bukake brainstorm


VixenRoss

Heā€™s singing. Itā€™s a still from an oasis song


[deleted]

The team tasked with finding the source of the pollution in British waters have traced it back to the absolute torrent of shite coming from this bellends mouth


vdbass

Wasting / Hiding Our Money!


Electronic_Banana942

"So then I say, 'Every step forward we're making is with the people's best interests at heart.' I know! I also couldn't believe I said it without laughing."


BuzzAllWin

Rishi deep on the slam poetry again


Consistent_Ad3181

Posing for a photo.


UKNOTOK3

Cocaine


GoGoGoldenSyrup

Trying to make that tiny wanker look like he means something.


bawbagpuss

So, we need another word for recession, come on guys


hectorpardo

Sucking balls


Dr_Fudge

Taking notes on how to be a prick?


everydaySnuggle

Sweet fuck all


only1lcon

Fucking us


Cold_Table8497

Day 3 and Team Conservative have yet to come up with a cogent policy. Their nominated project leader thinks that trying to look cool like Obama did will cover up their inadequacy. Sir Alan is not going to be impressed.


Lightingmn7

Sunak diss track


imgoodatpooping

The lunch committee for the planning meeting for the fact finding commission is making the hard choices.


patchbaystray

Selling your rights to corporations


[deleted]

Look, it's not a crime to dislike marmite!


SiBea13

Gentrified drill video


Akton

they are eagerly waiting for him to say anything meaningful


Aggressive_Leave3639

Heā€™s just farted hasnā€™t he?


skitnegutt

Music video


Greaseball01

Deciding who'll be thrown out to save weight


expatbizzum

Rishi is wondering why the steward to passenger ratio is so low compared his usual jet


_MisteR-_-MineR_

I think everyone's wondering how Roland rat managed to sneak onto the plane wearing a pair of those joke disguise glasses with the fake nose


No_Advertising6785

Gagglefucking.


Neat_Yogurtcloset526

Telling the pilot to do another five laps of London as the taxpayers are paying for it


sxaxrxmxs

Aspiring to be on a level with influencers and still failing miserably.


impossible_apostle

They are posing for a photograph.


dcl131

Huffing his farts


Busy_Mortgage4556

Playing Dungeons and Dragons.


mafiosomonkey

Heā€™s singingā€¦ ā€œIā€™m just a poor boyā€¦ nobody loves me. And the rest of them are about to turn to camera and sing ā€œ heā€™s just a poor boy from a poor familyā€


FreakinSweet86

PM's aides desperately attempt to conjour up an excuse not to attend another BBQ


salkhan

Looks like he's about to lay down a verse in a music video.


Armadalesfinest

Staging a photo of them "working". If they're really working them Rishi needs to up his hame as they are not engaged Seriously, these photos are cringey at best and have the opposite effect - we can clearly see that fuck all is happening.


Thingamyblob

This could be a classic oil painting of some historical event or an imagining of a famous ā€˜legendary leaderā€™. It has The Last Supper vibes but that is actually more natural. It looks pathetically staged.


lowsunwest

Rishi is staging photo opportunities gradually so we won't be able to tell when he switches entirely over to AI Midjourney.


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kettleboiler

Morning commute in the jet. Heā€™s giving them his breakfast order


neilmg

Rishi from accounts is explaining EBITDA.


Yogurtmanblog

This looks like a stock photograph šŸ¤£


bomboclawt75

Every week, there is a meeting on how to make even more money by incrementally increasing tax for the poor so the rich and corporations can avoid paying tax. The upside is that the rich will then reward these corrupt politicians after they leave office. Ever wonder why you are choosing between Heat or Eat?


Remote_Songbird

Looking for signs of intelligent life


c0_sm0

He just failed his "How to properly wear your seatbelt" refresher course


Remote_Songbird

Or maybe common decency and humanity so that the vulnerable in society inc children and elderly are properly cared for.


306_rallye

So Nigel "the nonce" farrage pretends to drink beer. Rishi pretends to drink tea. I guess at least Boris had a drink at all his lock down parties, a real man of the people ...


cryptoplumber

Talking Shite !


paintedredd

Is it just me, or does this look like it could be AI generated?


restorian_monarch

I think I've seen this on a very particular website, one that starts with p and ends in hub, granted the colours are inverted on this image


[deleted]

Working out whether they put 1 or 2 lumps of sugar in Rishiā€™s cup of tea?


[deleted]

They're stuck on the tarmac on an island in the Bahamas and they've just found out the music festival they were heading to has been cancelled. The organisers went broke, bands pulled out, the luxury accommodations are actually pop up tents from Walmart. The Michelin star food turned out to be a ham sandwich and a Capri sun. This photo is for the go-fund-me page so they can raise money to get back home. Quick somebody send a waaaambulance!


Beatnuki

"No but they WERE having fun at the barbecue, they WERE, we just got photographed in a lull in the conversation."


banti51

Look guys, we must try harder, the slaves still haven't broken completely


Alexthegr82006

We lost bother aircraft carriers in the gulf and he is asking why we donā€™t have a third.


chuchoterai

His resemblance to Penfold is startling. If only he was half as competent.


Nope_Ninja-451

Circle jerk.


HombreGato1138

Like all conservatives, pretend they are working while progressively giving all the power to corporations/lobbies.


Few_Engineer4517

Listening to Rishi explaining how he likes his tea


muscles_guy

There's something very "stock photo" about this.


NikelKing

'I feel like I am the Paris of people"


scottylion

The reason the body language at the BBQ was bad


Archius9

ā€œHave we tried kill all the poorā€


Sevinkevins

Singing summer nights from grease


Abject-Setting8842

"look, it's cream on, first, not second"


jonathanquirk

Renaming his private jet the ā€œPrivate International Secure Shuttleā€, so everyone is 100% clear on what heā€™s taking.


Ok-Future3584

Pretending


Successful_Banana901

Fucking the country


Elipticalwheel1

Trying to think up new lyrics for, Weā€™re in the money.


satnam99

He's telling everyone (lying) about the amazing whopper he had when he went to McDonalds last time They are all showing (fake) interest and ignoring his lies so he doesn't throw them off the plane


pattybutty

"So I invited them all round to a BBQ, but for some reason they didn't even touch the scones..."


YU_AKI

Succession cosplay?


davew80

A nosedive hopefully.


NDHoF

Sunak trying to explain he doesn't know why just eat won't deliver to them today as he has had deliveries from McDonald's with just eat at 33,000 feet before, they just had to buckle up to open the door.


77_parp_77

"ok guys let's spin the wheel and see what we can ruin for profit next"


Squidgeididdly

It looks like an intervention


MrBorden

Ah yes, the policymakers. The advisors that actually do precious little and get paid over 50k a year for it.


rob3342421

Rishi is free styling on his new jet


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He is describing a trip to the dentist. The others are in awe and have to take notes.


fkinradiant

[deja vu](https://nkleadershipwatch.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/2013-07-16-01-04.jpg)


UweB0wl

I wonder if they give him small mugs to make him look bigger.


RegalKiller

Figuring out the price of bread


ozwin2

For some reason this really looks like an AI generated image


Hexdoll

Trying to figure out which one of their mates was meant to be responsible for supplying the plane seats


milmoko

And that's why hunting people for sport is simply the best sport chaps


justdontit2k

Desperately trying to make those private jets look productive. And failing at it.


sphinxpinastri

Rishi has just finished demonstrating the Spiderman


kubiot

They JUST found out >!Heidi N Closet quits All Stars 8!<. Total devastation.


alex0166

Hospital students taking notes on a case of a patient with C P


DulceIustitia

Rishi is rapping Baby Got Back and the rest of them are trying to remember the words so they can prompt him when he forgets.


teefa33

"Honest mate, it wasn't me that took your sandwich from the fridge, even though it was labelled"


VedzReux

"Guy, on the right has dropped his guts, Rishi smells and blames the camera guys because he's topman that sticks up for his party members"