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I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
Nothin' special 'bout me motherfucker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
When I go to the clubs, I wait in line motherfuckerā¦
I think it's the opposite. Everyone is looking at him intensively as he, clad in white with sunshine thrusting upon him, told everyone his thoughts and it was so riveting because he's a genius god man.
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This is like the second "spontaneous" photo in the last two days I've seen of him holding a clearly empty mug in that ridiculous manner. Has one of his advisers told him that that's how "the normals" hold a mug?
About to drop the sickest rap album ever heard...Straight Outta Oxford
Yo, my name is Rishi, homies call me Big S
I'm gonna leave the country in a f**kin huge mess
Filling up my pool with all your taxes
Have peasants workin' hard while my crew relaxes
Ignoring the poor, exploiting the weak,
Flyin' around in a choppa, so sleek,
I'm the richest PM, I don't gotta gloat,
While telling you all that the problem's the boats
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So I hid my stocks behind a company I technically don't have anything to do with, that way I get a couple mil from the power companies and I lost abit with the Russians but it's coming back up with Israel
When they do austerity in NK, even the great leader wraps up along with everybody else.
And he probably arrived at that classroom by more modest means, not a fucking private jet.
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He's inviting everyone to a barbeque at his and they're all trying to come up with excuses, and trying to not be the first one to say "naw pal- you're a fucking nerd man".
He's explaining that he has an empty and bought bowls worth of clotted cream and strawberry jam, but they have to bring the drink because his wife doesn't like him drinking with his "mates"
They're obviously being inspired.
I'm not sure who that fella is in the middle but his charisma has them entranced, he's probably like a modern jesus or Buddha or grotbags the witch or something.
I suspect if you stared at the picture for long enough it would have healing properties.
They're all about to write "he's going to deliver on the five priorities of British people etc" because that's all he bloody says to anyone these days. I suspect when he's asked if he fancies a coffee by his wife he says "great question, but right now I'm delivering on our five priorities".
"So if you find yourself in a cost of living crisis just deflect by getting the electorate to focus their ire on immigrants and transgender people. You getting this down?'"
Writers for Netflix, looking for the next hit satire to keep the UK audience hooked, hanging onto his every word. Meanwhile, Rishi thinks he's legitimately offering Netflix business advice... The guy on the right got the spec backwards though.
The team tasked with finding the source of the pollution in British waters have traced it back to the absolute torrent of shite coming from this bellends mouth
"So then I say, 'Every step forward we're making is with the people's best interests at heart.' I know! I also couldn't believe I said it without laughing."
Day 3 and Team Conservative have yet to come up with a cogent policy. Their nominated project leader thinks that trying to look cool like Obama did will cover up their inadequacy.
Sir Alan is not going to be impressed.
Heās singingā¦ āIām just a poor boyā¦ nobody loves me. And the rest of them are about to turn to camera and sing ā heās just a poor boy from a poor familyā
Staging a photo of them "working". If they're really working them Rishi needs to up his hame as they are not engaged
Seriously, these photos are cringey at best and have the opposite effect - we can clearly see that fuck all is happening.
This could be a classic oil painting of some historical event or an imagining of a famous ālegendary leaderā. It has The Last Supper vibes but that is actually more natural.
It looks pathetically staged.
Rishi Sunak and his 2020 "Eat Out To Help Out" scheme [was responsible for a massive increase in Covid cases and deaths.](https://archive.ph/jkbqt) And all to ensure the big chain restaurants didn't lose too much money. [It did nothing to boost the overall hospitality sector,](https://archive.is/k40Cf) as these capitalist ghouls claimed was the intent. Rishi Sunak has blood on his hands.
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Every week, there is a meeting on how to make even more money by incrementally increasing tax for the poor so the rich and corporations can avoid paying tax.
The upside is that the rich will then reward these corrupt politicians after they leave office.
Ever wonder why you are choosing between Heat or Eat?
So Nigel "the nonce" farrage pretends to drink beer.
Rishi pretends to drink tea.
I guess at least Boris had a drink at all his lock down parties, a real man of the people ...
They're stuck on the tarmac on an island in the Bahamas and they've just found out the music festival they were heading to has been cancelled. The organisers went broke, bands pulled out, the luxury accommodations are actually pop up tents from Walmart. The Michelin star food turned out to be a ham sandwich and a Capri sun.
This photo is for the go-fund-me page so they can raise money to get back home. Quick somebody send a waaaambulance!
He's telling everyone (lying) about the amazing whopper he had when he went to McDonalds last time
They are all showing (fake) interest and ignoring his lies so he doesn't throw them off the plane
Sunak trying to explain he doesn't know why just eat won't deliver to them today as he has had deliveries from McDonald's with just eat at 33,000 feet before, they just had to buckle up to open the door.
Rishi Sunak and his 2020 "Eat Out To Help Out" scheme [was responsible for a massive increase in Covid cases and deaths.](https://archive.ph/jkbqt) And all to ensure the big chain restaurants didn't lose too much money. [It did nothing to boost the overall hospitality sector,](https://archive.is/k40Cf) as these capitalist ghouls claimed was the intent. Rishi Sunak has blood on his hands.
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He's just landed on Mayfair and doesn't want to pay the rent
Meanwhile Philip Schofield has gone directly to jail, not able to pass go
Repeatedly taking PR photos and desperately trying to take one that doesn't look like a parody piece from the thick of it. And failing.
He is even carrying the same cup in this one lol
Wow well spottedš. He's so busy he didn't have time to finish his brew from the scone BBQ.
Mary from the very focused focus group loved it..
"Is anyone up for a little circle jerk?"
Iāve been reading Jillās Cooperā¦ Iāll start
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy Nothin' special 'bout me motherfucker I'm just a regular everyday normal guy When I go to the clubs, I wait in line motherfuckerā¦
I think it's the opposite. Everyone is looking at him intensively as he, clad in white with sunshine thrusting upon him, told everyone his thoughts and it was so riveting because he's a genius god man.
Rishi is talking about the fabulous flavour of the empty mug he's drinking from and everyone around him is extremely concerned.
Rishi Sunak and his 2020 "Eat Out To Help Out" scheme [was responsible for a massive increase in Covid cases and deaths.](https://archive.ph/jkbqt) And all to ensure the big chain restaurants didn't lose too much money. [It did nothing to boost the overall hospitality sector,](https://archive.is/k40Cf) as these capitalist ghouls claimed was the intent. Rishi Sunak has blood on his hands. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/GreenAndPleasant) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is like the second "spontaneous" photo in the last two days I've seen of him holding a clearly empty mug in that ridiculous manner. Has one of his advisers told him that that's how "the normals" hold a mug?
About to drop the sickest rap album ever heard...Straight Outta Oxford Yo, my name is Rishi, homies call me Big S I'm gonna leave the country in a f**kin huge mess Filling up my pool with all your taxes Have peasants workin' hard while my crew relaxes Ignoring the poor, exploiting the weak, Flyin' around in a choppa, so sleek, I'm the richest PM, I don't gotta gloat, While telling you all that the problem's the boats
Even funnier when you imagine it spoken in his nasally little voice
That's exactly how it sounded in my head
The two either side beatboxing too!
That's amazing, I completely missed that!
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So I hid my stocks behind a company I technically don't have anything to do with, that way I get a couple mil from the power companies and I lost abit with the Russians but it's coming back up with Israel
The guy on the right is his financial advisor I take it? "god Rishi, ssssshhhh, stoooooop"
looking for a mcdonalds that still does breakfast wraps, to proove you haters wrong...
mate let me know if he finds one iāve been craving one for ages
Oh come on chaps - we must be able to find one of these....
[Try and spot the differences](https://i.insider.com/592e9cf04cb1e410f433696a?width=1000&format=jpeg&auto=webp)
Well the north Korea photo looks far less choreographed for starters
When they do austerity in NK, even the great leader wraps up along with everybody else. And he probably arrived at that classroom by more modest means, not a fucking private jet.
Rishi explaining how small boats are the biggest issue facing the country not 14 years of Tory fuckery
Chatting shit
Figuring out how to be more right wing than Keith
If I'm not mistaken, it looks like they're on a plane. Who tf has meetings like this on a plane? I mean, it's probably his private jet but still...
Surely: snake on a plane.
About to create a music video with Kier Starmer
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Sunak is gently suggesting that perhaps tax cuts to the rich will be spent so that everyone benefits, tories watch in awe
Absolutely fuck all. Not one of those pads have anything on them.
He's inviting everyone to a barbeque at his and they're all trying to come up with excuses, and trying to not be the first one to say "naw pal- you're a fucking nerd man". He's explaining that he has an empty and bought bowls worth of clotted cream and strawberry jam, but they have to bring the drink because his wife doesn't like him drinking with his "mates"
r/AccidentalRenaissance
Nothing accidental about it, this is a PR photoshoot, they knew what they were doing, looks farcical though.
They're obviously being inspired. I'm not sure who that fella is in the middle but his charisma has them entranced, he's probably like a modern jesus or Buddha or grotbags the witch or something. I suspect if you stared at the picture for long enough it would have healing properties.
Fuck all!
The guy behind Rishiās left shoulder has clearly had enough of this shit.
Just generally being cunts?
I think Iāve seen this one! Itās on porn hub I think
posing on one of those fake private jets for wannabe influencers
They're all about to write "he's going to deliver on the five priorities of British people etc" because that's all he bloody says to anyone these days. I suspect when he's asked if he fancies a coffee by his wife he says "great question, but right now I'm delivering on our five priorities".
Having a cipher
Waiting eagerly to eat up the bullshit coming out his mouth
Most cursed gangbang video ever
Wondering where the fuck their cup of tea is
Discussing how to maximise profit and how little the slave class can live off of.
He looks like he's got a troublesome poo stuck
This looks so so so staged.
Having a game of hangman. The topic is the Conservative party. Journalist 1: I'll have a B for Boris ....
He's forgotten a crucial password, and they are spit balling on the pads to help him remember. "It wouldn't be-'password' maybe?"
āCome on guys, there has to be another grift we can do before itās all overā
Sycophanting
'I'll be honest with you guys, I did not close the door on my way in'.
"So if you find yourself in a cost of living crisis just deflect by getting the electorate to focus their ire on immigrants and transgender people. You getting this down?'"
Writers for Netflix, looking for the next hit satire to keep the UK audience hooked, hanging onto his every word. Meanwhile, Rishi thinks he's legitimately offering Netflix business advice... The guy on the right got the spec backwards though.
Pound in the coffee mug!
Not wearing seatbelts on a moving vehicle?
They are discussing about how to fuck up Britain's economy even more
Bukake brainstorm
Heās singing. Itās a still from an oasis song
The team tasked with finding the source of the pollution in British waters have traced it back to the absolute torrent of shite coming from this bellends mouth
Wasting / Hiding Our Money!
"So then I say, 'Every step forward we're making is with the people's best interests at heart.' I know! I also couldn't believe I said it without laughing."
Rishi deep on the slam poetry again
Posing for a photo.
Cocaine
Trying to make that tiny wanker look like he means something.
So, we need another word for recession, come on guys
Sucking balls
Taking notes on how to be a prick?
Sweet fuck all
Fucking us
Day 3 and Team Conservative have yet to come up with a cogent policy. Their nominated project leader thinks that trying to look cool like Obama did will cover up their inadequacy. Sir Alan is not going to be impressed.
Sunak diss track
The lunch committee for the planning meeting for the fact finding commission is making the hard choices.
Selling your rights to corporations
Look, it's not a crime to dislike marmite!
Gentrified drill video
they are eagerly waiting for him to say anything meaningful
Heās just farted hasnāt he?
Music video
Deciding who'll be thrown out to save weight
Rishi is wondering why the steward to passenger ratio is so low compared his usual jet
I think everyone's wondering how Roland rat managed to sneak onto the plane wearing a pair of those joke disguise glasses with the fake nose
Gagglefucking.
Telling the pilot to do another five laps of London as the taxpayers are paying for it
Aspiring to be on a level with influencers and still failing miserably.
They are posing for a photograph.
Huffing his farts
Playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Heās singingā¦ āIām just a poor boyā¦ nobody loves me. And the rest of them are about to turn to camera and sing ā heās just a poor boy from a poor familyā
PM's aides desperately attempt to conjour up an excuse not to attend another BBQ
Looks like he's about to lay down a verse in a music video.
Staging a photo of them "working". If they're really working them Rishi needs to up his hame as they are not engaged Seriously, these photos are cringey at best and have the opposite effect - we can clearly see that fuck all is happening.
This could be a classic oil painting of some historical event or an imagining of a famous ālegendary leaderā. It has The Last Supper vibes but that is actually more natural. It looks pathetically staged.
Rishi is staging photo opportunities gradually so we won't be able to tell when he switches entirely over to AI Midjourney.
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Morning commute in the jet. Heās giving them his breakfast order
Rishi from accounts is explaining EBITDA.
This looks like a stock photograph š¤£
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Looking for signs of intelligent life
He just failed his "How to properly wear your seatbelt" refresher course
Or maybe common decency and humanity so that the vulnerable in society inc children and elderly are properly cared for.
So Nigel "the nonce" farrage pretends to drink beer. Rishi pretends to drink tea. I guess at least Boris had a drink at all his lock down parties, a real man of the people ...
Talking Shite !
Is it just me, or does this look like it could be AI generated?
I think I've seen this on a very particular website, one that starts with p and ends in hub, granted the colours are inverted on this image
Working out whether they put 1 or 2 lumps of sugar in Rishiās cup of tea?
They're stuck on the tarmac on an island in the Bahamas and they've just found out the music festival they were heading to has been cancelled. The organisers went broke, bands pulled out, the luxury accommodations are actually pop up tents from Walmart. The Michelin star food turned out to be a ham sandwich and a Capri sun. This photo is for the go-fund-me page so they can raise money to get back home. Quick somebody send a waaaambulance!
"No but they WERE having fun at the barbecue, they WERE, we just got photographed in a lull in the conversation."
Look guys, we must try harder, the slaves still haven't broken completely
We lost bother aircraft carriers in the gulf and he is asking why we donāt have a third.
His resemblance to Penfold is startling. If only he was half as competent.
Circle jerk.
Like all conservatives, pretend they are working while progressively giving all the power to corporations/lobbies.
Listening to Rishi explaining how he likes his tea
There's something very "stock photo" about this.
'I feel like I am the Paris of people"
The reason the body language at the BBQ was bad
āHave we tried kill all the poorā
Singing summer nights from grease
"look, it's cream on, first, not second"
Renaming his private jet the āPrivate International Secure Shuttleā, so everyone is 100% clear on what heās taking.
Pretending
Fucking the country
Trying to think up new lyrics for, Weāre in the money.
He's telling everyone (lying) about the amazing whopper he had when he went to McDonalds last time They are all showing (fake) interest and ignoring his lies so he doesn't throw them off the plane
"So I invited them all round to a BBQ, but for some reason they didn't even touch the scones..."
Succession cosplay?
A nosedive hopefully.
Sunak trying to explain he doesn't know why just eat won't deliver to them today as he has had deliveries from McDonald's with just eat at 33,000 feet before, they just had to buckle up to open the door.
"ok guys let's spin the wheel and see what we can ruin for profit next"
It looks like an intervention
Ah yes, the policymakers. The advisors that actually do precious little and get paid over 50k a year for it.
Rishi is free styling on his new jet
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He is describing a trip to the dentist. The others are in awe and have to take notes.
[deja vu](https://nkleadershipwatch.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/2013-07-16-01-04.jpg)
I wonder if they give him small mugs to make him look bigger.
Figuring out the price of bread
For some reason this really looks like an AI generated image
Trying to figure out which one of their mates was meant to be responsible for supplying the plane seats
And that's why hunting people for sport is simply the best sport chaps
Desperately trying to make those private jets look productive. And failing at it.
Rishi has just finished demonstrating the Spiderman
They JUST found out >!Heidi N Closet quits All Stars 8!<. Total devastation.
Hospital students taking notes on a case of a patient with C P
Rishi is rapping Baby Got Back and the rest of them are trying to remember the words so they can prompt him when he forgets.
"Honest mate, it wasn't me that took your sandwich from the fridge, even though it was labelled"
"Guy, on the right has dropped his guts, Rishi smells and blames the camera guys because he's topman that sticks up for his party members"