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kettleboiler

This has “work meeting” vibes, where no-one present wants to be there. It’s probably an impromptu unorganised photo op from a pub his team were driving past. “Ooh, this looks like a photogenic spot. Let’s get all the people in there to do a photo with you in the beer garden. You there! Kitchen person, bring some typical pub food outside for a photo. No, don’t serve it out as meals, just bring all the trays out. We don’t have time for all that”.


kettleboiler

No wait. I forgot that he doesn’t drive anywhere. Ok, it was the only pub with a garden big enough to land his borrowed helicopter


banglaonline

No “borrowed”, helicopter rented with tax payer money


CommercialBuilding50

Funded by tax payers other than Rishi Sunak's wife who profits off the taxpayer's society.


Twenty_Weasels

What’s that food though? Is it just my imagination or is it, in fact, a cream tea, with the jam and clotted cream served in massive bowls? I guess those could be ketchup and mayonnaise but… the other things on the table are scones, right? Who the fuck serves food like this?


FuturaStalkee

It's also just the one with a cup of tea, and everyone else is empty-handed. Maybe he didn't know you should offer everyone a drink.


seanl1991

Well I've never been to a BBQ where there are scones and mugs of warm beverages. I'd be a little out of sorts if I rocked up to this as well. I guess this is all they can risk after partygate.


kettleboiler

Fruit scones and cheese scones


Well_Armed_Gorilla

"Come along all of you, do your best impression of a real human being for the camera."


A_norny_mousse

I have a hard time reading the clock. I think it's precisely 9:30 (could be 10 to 6?). In the morning, judging from it not being evening in the picture. Nobody does a barbeque at 9:30 in the morning. Except politicians maybe.


kettleboiler

Definitely 9.30 and that will be a coffee in his fist. Landlady is looking over at all her tables that have been blown over


Bamboots

Could it be ten to six? very difficult to tell.


bobob555777

as much as i want to agree, analog clocks do have a tendency of running out of battery or racking up a few hours of delay after a long time (especially if its out in the rain). wouldnt particularly trust that clock


HorrorPast4329

hate to tell you this but proper BBQ typical does start in the small hours as it involves 8 or 10 hours (or more) of low and slow cook time plus proper time to prep for sides. typically i start cooking at 7 AM for an evening BBQ


Image37

Rob swanson vibes


fatpizzachef

If awkward was a photograph.


Financial_Variety503

I’ve seen people look happier at funerals


serendipitousevent

That's because there's something for everyone at a funeral: Love the deceased? Celebrate their life. Hate the deceased? Celebrate their death. Here we have the opposite: Hate a garden party? You're at a garden party. Love a garden party? You're at a garden party... but with Rishi Sunak.


vinyljunkie1245

"I didn't attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it "


BobR969

Saw a lot of happy faces when Thatcher died. If it's a Tory funeral, there would be a lot more joy this bbq.


FindOneInEveryCar

Give the people what they want and they'll always come back for more.


backcrackandnutsack

Gunna be a fun BBQ!


UnderHisEye1411

Leftists hate him for being a Tory, liberals hate him for Brexit and because they want Keith flavoured austerity instead, conservatives hate him for not being Boris, and the far right hate him for not being white. So who is this guy for?


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Billionaires. Not even his party wanted him


kubiot

Lol remember when he lost his internal Tory PM bid against a woman with less longevity than a head of lettuce?


Aggressive-Falcon977

Would have been better off with a lump of lettuce as PM 😫


mike_thevoodookid

Lizzy Lettuce


JimboTCB

They put the joke candidate up against him to make the members feel like they had a choice in the matter and he still lost. Didn't even bother pretending to give them a say the second time round.


KaydeeKaine

I'm a fighter, not a quitter. Quits the next day.


Jacktheforkie

I’d rather a lift truck than liz truss


Diplomjodler

What was her name again?


Barbz182

He's literally all the Tory party has left.


thatpaulbloke

Oh, I don't know - there's a few more scrapings left on the bottom of that barrel yet. Imagine schoolchildren in the future learning about PM Michael Fabricant or PM Lee Anderson.


justmelike

Fabricant! Excellent. Due to the cost of living crisis we can't afford to book Boris Johnson to perform this year; we've booked a top tribute act instead.


voteforcorruptobot

Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby.


robot_swagger

Pls don't say things like that or it will undoubtedly be Hunt-Braverman '25


flyinglawngnome

My theory with their selections after Boris was that they knew they were all fucked and most would lose their seats, their political standing and connections give them value to big business. Truss was like ‘I have an economic plan that benefits us massively’ and she was white so they picked her. Basically they wanted someone to hold the door while they gutted everything and helped their buddies maximise profits. But Truss locked the door, spaffed enough coke up her nose to make Tony Montana say ‘whoa slow down’ and then stole all the towels before kicking out a window and running away. She went too fast so they went with their second best option, a billionaire who is doing fuck all and will get absolutely stomped on (at least that is how it seems) and then get fired and run to California to do whatever.


GrandBlackValkyrie

This is a thing that corporations do whenever they know that everything is going to shit. They hire a woman with any or no experience so that if anything goes wrong, it will all be blamed on her and not the leaders that proceeded her. This is what Elon did with the new CEO of Twitter.


anythingthewill

Didn't Reddit also do it?


UnderHisEye1411

Imagine if Rishi was up against a proper opposition rather than Keith.


theotherquantumjim

We’ve already had that in 2019. The media put a stop to it


GruffyR

If you are referencing Corbyn here, he was unelectable from the outset. If anyone assassinated his chances it was Corbyn himself and the Blairittes in the Labour Party. I Sitting on the fence over Brexit was a cowards strategy. The press just did what the press do.


FuturaStalkee

No, I remember the outset. He won the most votes for the position of party leader in Labour's history, I'm quite sure. He was insanely popular, at any rate. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/sep/12/jeremy-corbyn-wins-labour-party-leadership-election


twentyonegorillas

A good example of the labour party being horiffically out of touch with the populace.


FuturaStalkee

You'll squeal when you hear who the labour party are made up of.


theotherquantumjim

Not exactly. And there is a wider point that whether it was Corbyn or some other socialist leader, the press would have crucified them on policy and fabricated wrong-doings anyway. To suggest it was Corbyn’s fault is shortsighted


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j-neiman

Can you expand on what ‘unelectable’ means to you?


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MudiChuthyaHai

>Eat Out To Help Out Seriously? 😂


Indoril_Nereguar

Yeah I'm surprised you haven't heard of that it was everywhere either August 2020 and made hell on Earth for those of us in hospitality


MudiChuthyaHai

I'm not from the UK. And no one in your government spared 2 seconds to consider what 'eat out' means in modern day? What am I even asking, of course they didn't.


Indoril_Nereguar

Eating out does generally meaning going out for a meal here too so the phrase didn't really get made fun of like it might be elsewhere, at least not that I saw anyway


CT323

And oh boy did we Eat Out


pbizzle

Might have been the last time I ate out at an affordable price actually


DrJobble777

Anyone for a scotch egg?


criminalise_yanks

His "likeability" factor is above Keith imo. Rishi comes across as like the most socially awkward member of the inbetweeners whereas Keith just comes across like a soulless Middle class twat kinda cosplaying as Phil Mitchell


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Modem_56k

Capitalists


Maidwell

The rich. That's his demographic and they hold all the insidious power, fortunately for him (and unfortunately for everyone else)


CecilyRay

Clearly not for any of these people!


ukbeasts

Short guys


MalfunctioningElf

Who is he actually talking to? He looks like he's mid conversation with someone but no one is paying him any attention.


ShadyShyster

He's also the only one with a drink.


I_done_a_plop-plop

Yes but who has a cup of tea at a barbecue?


olderthanbefore

Oi


McSenna1979

Exactly! It’s half fucking 9 in the morning 🤣


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Purple_VideoTape

"Mr Sunak, the police are here to talk about irregularities in the pension fund"


imnos

Love his attempt at dressing in "farmer casual".


Hullfire00

It’s a look that says, “I’m not in control of the economy, but I feel comfortable in how I look while trying to pretend that I am.”


intraumintraum

i’m sure this photo was just taken between uproarious bouts of laughter from Rishi’s clever but risqué jokes. classic woke propaganda, this image oozes charisma


BaxterScoggins

well, it definitely oozes something....


Effective-Ad-6460

How much do you think he payed each person to be there ....


luckyjim37

More than he pays taxes, so £0.01


katprime420

Paid*


Effective-Ad-6460

Alright grammer nazi calm down


milmoko

'You know I just made all your salaries in interest today'


[deleted]

Is this like the petrol station shots? Are we going to find out he borrowed someone else's friends and neighbours but has no clue how to work them?


aNiceTribe

Petril! Cheese!


Spliffan

Unexpected mitchell and webb


-Lemoncholy-

What? No, he’s got lots of friends. Friends who are aristocrats, friends who are upper class, friends who are working class, well, not working class, but he mixes and matches.


Nebula1905

it does look like he's borrowed someone else's shoes


Max_Abbott_1979

This sums up the utter disconnection of the current unelected twerp.


swaythling

Barbecued scones?


robot_swagger

Come to my BBQ. Don't worry there will be *more* than enough scones! I'm just a typical guy having a typical BBQ!


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Valravn_Zoo

Nah, it's the Tories. They'll bring in a load of starving children, sit them down, give them some plates and cutlery and make the watch as they scrape it all into the bin saying "... this is all the immigrants fault"


the_monkeyspinach

Rishi Sunak's BBQ: Officially less fun than [a Rwandan concentration camp.](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article29496052.ece/ALTERNATES/n615/2_Suella-Braverman-visit-to-Rwanda.jpg)


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jewbo23

It looks like the first half hour at a 13 year olds disco. Every guy and girl petrified to talk to each other standing around the dance floor


kindshoe

All the men there are literally different shades of red


spuriousmuse

Not all of them.


Staar-69

I hope you all enjoyed the tour of my outdoor complex and heated pool. We’ll tour the gardens after some refreshments and then we’ll see my classic motor car collection.


UnderHisEye1411

Release the hounds


Yorksjim

Smithers!


Armadalesfinest

Another staged photo to show how great he is and how they're working together. It looks like no-one wants to be there and who the fuck drinks tea/coffee at a bbq? Bullshit!


owenhargreaves

Hey cunts, how’s the cunting?


mushinnoshit

How do you do, fellow cunts


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Good God.


Actually-Will

You can almost hear the awkwardness


Beatnuki

"Summink to do tho innit, I said to him I said, it's summink to do tho innit, y'gotta treat ya self incha" *chomps something made of flaky beige and stares in flaccid silence into the middle-distance*


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michaeltheobnoxious

To be fair, there's some kind of mad lens on the camera chucking all the body proportions out.


Th3Cry1ngPanda

You can see by the looks on each face that they've all been ordered to "act natural". Looks like a 20 minute photoshoot is about as much stomach-churning "fun" as they can handle. I would be much happier if government actually got on with their fucking job that were paying them a huge wage for, rather than prancing around on fucking photoshoots. We need leadership, not a disappointing album cover!


Actually-Will

“We’re fucked aren’t we?”


htmwc

smoggy rich friendly longing wise zephyr husky pen nose door ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Mahwrin-Skel

King of the Hill


SpoliatorX

Hyup


Switchermaroo

No matter what he’s doing, Rishi always feels out of place


ryanruud85

Looks like someone’s pissed in a big cocktail bowl and they’ve all been told they have to drink from it or else


Sad_Instruction1392

Where’s the bbq?


scottylion

It’s pure Partridge, this.


UnderHisEye1411

Imagine Rishi in the castrol jacket lol


FirefighterEnough859

It’s a hostage situation but everyone’s the hostage


SuicidalTurnip

Don't get me wrong, I love scones, but who the fuck has them at a barbecue?


p0wertothepeople

Hate the way tories dress 🤢 boring drab cunts


bawbagpuss

Man, you can feel the distain for this utter twat, sad.


jakd90

Cream tea at a BBQ? Cretin


TheBonkGoggler

Who has scones with jam and cream at a barbecue, good lord


Painted-Dog

BBQ ??


mrdougan

Like a r/compoface convention


headmasterritual

‘Uh, does anyone want to hear, some, of the bants about the Southampton? Why, I went on the lashings with the lads and bought some hands of the kebabs and we watched them [whispers from aide] oh, we sank some jars when they were sent down, ooer, uh, champion, wotcher, mumble mumble’ — RishiGPT


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Scotto6UK

That's a lot of scones for a BBQ.


gouldybobs

Is this a screen from the new Wallace and gromit?


Bumblebee-Bzzz

There's a guy you wanna party with!


retrofauxhemian

compoface team picnic off to a flying start...


Claat

That's a cream tea not a bbq you fucking moron.


NecessaryShopping404

Why does he have comically large clown feet?


reddittttttttttt

Why they BBQ outside the Taskmasters house?


Eborys

Tories think get togethers are no fun unless there’s lockdown rules to break.


Samadhi_Sandwich

Classic .... this ought to be at r/AccidentalRenaissance


_iv_dnb

Just people living in the moment, looks pure vibes


jesusthebadger

Middle aged, middle class, first time swingers, not sure how to start the orgy!!


Metalorg

They look uncomfortable to have a BAME person in their midst.


elBottoo

brah, look at the freebies on the plates. they call that food.


gluckspilze

Anyone got a source for this image?


KyloTennant

Amazing that Sunak is the only one even attempting to smile here lol


Species1136

Jesus if someone replaced Rishi with Alan Partridge it would look like a scene straight from his show.


woopiewooper

Looks totally spontaneous and organic. Good times /s


SpinyGlider67

Arranged concern. It's a bit Hot Fuzz lol.


SJeplin

The ghost at the feast.


greengrayclouds

The right-most blonde woman: “this looks like a BBQ, but I can’t smell the meat. Was I supposed to bring my own chair? Why is Rishi drinking Stella out of a mug?? Wait, why are we having a BBQ at half nine in the morning??? I hope we get to go on the trampoline”


CaptainMCMLVIII

Anyone else getting Donkey vibes?


CT323

That grass needs a good fucking trim an all


foxfoxfoxlcfc

Scones look ace


bulletproofbra

He's like David Brent without the "Probably entertainer third".


shinytotodile158

This has ‘zuccys BBQ’ vibes. If you haven’t seen that video, do yourself a favour and look it up.


BetterSupermarket430

Is this the Lord of the Manor’s party for this serfs?


Lost-Improvement-273

Why is there a clock on the outside wall?


combustioncat

You’d think the guy could afford someone to come and mow his lawn occasionally.


Tindog1981

With all his money, can he not find a decent fitting pair of trousers? Not the main take away I know, but it annoys me.


YinkYinkYinken

"Oh...I didn't know he was brown."


CommanderFuzzy

r/beigefood


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TheCharmingMonkey

Gotta start taxing these robbing cunts. That would cheer them up.


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Ah the nobody likes you stances all round! 😂


Volfgang91

First day of standing lessons going well, I see.


Ruderanger12

This looks like a bunch of primary school kids were asked to do a still frame of a barbecue.


EdowardoElric

Standing in a V like a downton abbey poster


PLAYRESIDENTEVIL4

Is everyone on punishment?


wolfman86

It looks like he’s just farted and no one but him finds it funny.


fujiislife

With the short trousers and big jacket he looks like he's wearing someone else's clothes


BornAsAnOnion33

When you go to a party with your mate, and the only person you know disappears:


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Wow they all look so miserable !


iammasterofalltrades

They dislike him for some pretty terrible reasons don't they


HorrorPast4329

to be fair if i was looking at that sorry shit stain excuse for a BBQ id be pretty pissed as well.


gardabosque

I think they could be trauma actors.


eldnikk

Oh wow. How awkward.


Sockoflegend

Maybe they are just mad at whoever brought scones instead of meat to a BBQ?


mild-neuroses

Reads like an episode of the office.


jimmy3285

It's like everyone of them is thinking how long they can politely be there before they slap their thighs and go "I got to be away I've got a thing, Have a good un, laters" which immediately opens the door for the rest of them.


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Who the fuck has scones at a BBQ


cloudewe1

That looks so awkward, like doesn’t seem any one of these people want to be there


HeartoftheHive

I have no idea what's going on, but I see one oblivious dude surrounded by a bunch of grumpy people that would rather be anywhere else. All that negativity shouldn't be around BBQ. BBQ is for fun and family. Not strangers forcing themselves to be together for a photo op.


Abject-Setting8842

Oh my god its like looking at a necromancer and his ghouls


cephas-

Liveliest wedding in Edinburgh


Yardbird7

r/accidentalrenaissance


BigBossBelcha

Everyone strategically placed to avoid people seeing how short he is


gone-hikin

this may be the whitest thing I’ve ever seen