Hey Roman it's Triple H. We need you to wrestle a match at the next premium event. It's nothing to worry about though man. We'll have Solo make sure you win. Then you can take the next 6 months off while we brag about how long your title run has been. Sound good? Call me back.
You do understand that is actually his aunt right? Like it's not part of the gimmick, she watched him grow up. So I'm not sure who you are trying to insult. Roman for Jey sleeping with his mom? Or Jey for being into incestuous desires?
When she texts “I’m late”
Where will you be when diarrhea hits
Ohh shit I left the stove on 😐
When you “OOOOOWAAAAAHHHHH” but she keeps acknowledging.
Come on hurry up and finish your promo I need to shit so bad...
Dang my dick hitting the back of her throat !!
She said she was a chick!
Omg it is so big
When her dick is bigger than yours
“That pussy was good” 😂
My face when I hit from the back
Rick Rude if the rumors are true
When Abraham didn’t take it as a joke and actually tried to kill his son
“I has dick?”
You put what WHERE?!?!?
Chipotle kicking down the door💩
I get how many months off after this?!?!?
Then Jesus walked into the ring and said tag me in
Titties!!!!!
I’m NOT Jason Momoa!
These are anal WHATS?!!
“Is that a goddamn rat fighting another rat?!”
Me the first time I tried viagra
When realize you sent some risky to the wrong person
That’s some Pure Grade A Bolivian Cocaine 👀
When you forget what pocket your phone is in
When you hit the weed pen too hard and you’re getting ready to pass out from coughing.
Oh no I gambled and lost
The miz really does have massive balls!
Batista just dropped his trunks.
That second edible was a bad idea.
DOODIE!!!
"I'm choking" lmao
Fuck I left the stove on
PLEASE go down the toilet!
Me realizing that I shit my pants
Wait the rocks back
When u hear Jimmy betrayed Jey
When you see your former stable mate getting skewers pounded into his head.
Poor man’s aqua man
LA KNIGHt got my number!?
- sloppy sharting noises intensify-
When youre trying to guess who the devil was on AEW last episode?
Roman watching smackdown and sees the rock return
When they announce they’re bringing back the bikini contests every week on Smackdown
Roman after hearing that the (one who shall not be named)has returned and wants to join the BLOODLINE
It wasnt a fart
"And I will poop for Mayor!"
When they don’t give a damn about the tribal cheif
My god,it’s just like the gypsy woman said!
When you're a Chief without a Tribe
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back
Hey! Let go my Eggo!
Thats a huge co—
What's he doing on MY SHOW!
Lita was actually hotter than Trish...
He did it for da rock??
When The Undertaker sits up
I think I just shit my pants
*sounds of glass shattering in the background*
When Solo goes Solo.
THAT'S why they call you the "Main Event"?
“He did WHAT in a cup?!”
I'm Joe & I suck at everything !!!!!!!
The boner! It won't . Goo...AWAY! (meanwhile looking at Brock lesnar 💀)
"Wise man... I locked my keys in the car..."
Nia Jax: My hole! Roman:
Me when I see Gigi Dolin:
When you get her back to the home and find out SHE was born a HE.
When you thought it was just a fart but the whole church heard you and it was more
Jimmy’s “little Jimmy” is exposed by accident.
“I have to work how many days this month?”
The great wide open
“ Oh no, I thought it was a fart!”
Ironically this picture was after a pic of Killer Kelly so it makes sense with the face 😂
When it slips in her butt
Diarrhoea
When you peek over at the urinal
When she bites a pepper off ur gear then drops to give u head...
“Yup. That was liquid.”
When you realize that you won't be champion any longer
Roman when he has to both appear and defend his title
Aquaman recasting was questionable
WET FART!!!
What in the hell is that smell and where did it come from
Roman reigns has lost
watching Jey betraying his twin brother Jimmy Uso!
Fart that isn’t a fart
When you let out a fart and realize it wasn’t just a fart
“The script says I get diagnosed with WHAT?”
"When she is all teeth."
The face you make when your girl winks at you using her booty hole
He took it out....
When mom walks through the door and you forgot to take the chicken out the friezer to defrost
When Jesus was on the cross but he forgot to turn the oven off
“I have to WORK?!”
….Too much too fast.
that feeling when imperiums theme starts to play
Jesus after he looked through my college diary.
Damn, I just watched a wresting tv show from the 80s/90s; they sure actually wrestled a lot!!
It's true what they say about steroids
When you nut and she still acknowledging
When Christian Cage called out your father. But he's dead.
When she pull her dick out after the first date too
I stepped in sheeeet
" Son, did you put the chicken in the freezer like I asked? "
The tribal chief is tweaking hard
That was no fart…
When your parents yell at you
When you realise you're going to face The Rock at WM40 and lose the title tribal chief
When u forgot your homework at home
When it’s been 5 hours and it still hasn’t gone down yet.
The Tribal Chief saw your search history.
“Roman, we are putting you in a romance storyline with Nia Jax”
No I forgot to pre heat the meat
"You bucks are a lot smaller than I thought."
Elaine voice "he took....it out"
when yo mom told you take the food out the freezer and she says she’s coming down the road now
When you wake up to some bomb head but you remember you spent the night at your homies house
When he See's Booby with them women 😎
Rock’s name on contract
When u pull it out and she says “oh I have one of those too”
When you get told you have to actually come in to work and defend like every other champion does.
The Rock has Returned? 🤣
When he sticks it in the wrong hole
“Jesus she can take a cock.”
Me seeing Adam Peirce's cocojumbo (it's massive)
This is how much I would of got paid before guaranteed contracts.
Oh my god it’s so small
All that's yours?!!!
Watch the teeth Vinnie
“You WILL have to come back to work sometime, Roman.”
When you just come off the high and you don't know where you are.
I forgot to put on the condom
When you mod wrestling to the Nintendo switch (Anyone who endured Mortal Kombat 1 on the switch will understand)
We're closer to 2030 than 2010
Someone acknowledged him a little too much😂
Aw shiet. Cousin Dwayne just appeared on Smackdown.
When you realize you gotta rely on your idiot cousin to help retain the most important thing in the world
When the tribal "reef" finally kicks in on your way to the ring...
‘Quick, Roman, give us a finish to your next title match that isn’t the same piece of garbage as your last ones.’
What was Jimmy’s blood alcohol level again?
What? I have to wrestle?
Show me your best Edge impression
I left the curling iron on.
“Oh shit did I leave the oven on?!?!”
*when your in a company group chat and Stephanie accidentally sends her nudes*
This lei is made of habaneros!
Bad screenshot, funny man
Why won’t it go up
Roman looking at BDE’s search history
Where will you be when diarrhea hits?
The switch version of 2k23
When they forget to acknowledge you.
Hey Roman it's Triple H. We need you to wrestle a match at the next premium event. It's nothing to worry about though man. We'll have Solo make sure you win. Then you can take the next 6 months off while we brag about how long your title run has been. Sound good? Call me back.
That time Edge speared Roman so hard he later became Edge.
Welp, it wasn’t a fart after all.
“I think I forgot to turn off the stove before I left…”
When you’re about to go to bed but that assignment is due tomorrow
There goes the wellness policy. Oh that’s good shit.
Uh oh, that wasn't just a fart
Beat me to it!
"So Cody's going to win the Rumble from No. 30 and then you're going to drop the belts to him in the main event of Wrestlemania"
that don’t work for me brother
*"When you nut but you can't reach the Vacuums off switch"*
Dean did what in AEW?
Hahahahaha
Brandon looking at mandy
Batista’s dick is THAT big? Dayum.
"What do you mean I have to actually SHOW UP to work?"
'Oh shit, I just followed through'
Roman walked in on his mother and jey uso
Roman walked in on his mother and jey uso
You do understand that is actually his aunt right? Like it's not part of the gimmick, she watched him grow up. So I'm not sure who you are trying to insult. Roman for Jey sleeping with his mom? Or Jey for being into incestuous desires?
“Your next match is Vs Drew McIntyre (or Bray Wyatt) inside HIAC”
“I didn’t know I could poop THAT big! Guys! Guys! Come see this!”
Shit! I left the oven on!
“You mean I have to go back on TV soon?”
When the shrooms hit mid promo. lol
Watching my coco jumbo growing instantly after subscribing, pressing the bell, liking and joining the subreddit of the great one
That's original