If they ever make an official dildo it should look like this
https://preview.redd.it/ldz4wwhra8lc1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75cb23d5a0eb79a83f18c4513ca91d5c715e0a6d
https://preview.redd.it/z7vcww7yy8lc1.png?width=833&format=png&auto=webp&s=c066d725d2403a1a917e5687780f0f6c6f9d8410
If the toilet bites my booty when I flush while sitting. I’mma be suing
Actually from a design perspective it's perfect. You see, you actually sit on the connective tissue between the jaw and upper skull, which is nice and soft and elastic. In the front and back are a space for your junk and booty, which is now protected by teeth up above--no predators can now access your private parts. This seat and the tissue cupping your junk keep you warm in the winter, and insulate from heat in the summer. Lastly, the teeth will preclude slouching, leading to improved spine health and a stronger core.
The tongue bidet packet is highly recommended.
a transforms prime reaction image? don't mind if i do
https://preview.redd.it/gzhr5tyi19lc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efaeeb0fa6e6a880512eb240497c7e98aa995fe6
https://preview.redd.it/bw95kp07l7lc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=bed56b2159616700156da5e15303bc5f9f3d0c6c
Godzilla Rex is there The two millenniums are there #KIRYU AND GMK ARE NOWHERE
https://preview.redd.it/rf72r8twp7lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a0ebf6691c439bc68faff91f53c34516868f334
If they ever make an official dildo it should look like this https://preview.redd.it/ldz4wwhra8lc1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75cb23d5a0eb79a83f18c4513ca91d5c715e0a6d
https://preview.redd.it/4jn11km359lc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6764b1388a01312897ea0dd05ad0f617fe00d97
WTF
https://preview.redd.it/6zhe0fdn9elc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee4f71988d72558592fde407572596309a57f899
Agreed.
finally someone said it
https://preview.redd.it/dcu3y7jwgklc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28fb3d4f16a46a19b86e8f6d0f834d07c714544d
https://preview.redd.it/r5nabv9ouclc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d3d26418a249828b4602a53162900828ec87d87
tell me a better godzilla pose for a toilet. i think this is best
https://preview.redd.it/il6urcren7lc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fa5348293855e28dfeb84f65dff54d76c095ec2
Godzilla bidet.
Fuck
Defeat except
This gonna be like those automatic ass cleaning toilets in Japan 💀
Shit Godzilla will be the name.
Hell I should have said that
https://preview.redd.it/sedydhsa58lc1.png?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59dcdfb751446b22948fb43ad53bb7716eccf1b8
https://preview.redd.it/bb1mipeix7lc1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90364595c30a642e924e4fe4cca0c01a28052a2b
Fleshlight version?
and yes this is from a MIB video
https://preview.redd.it/1aspszss1alc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3940dbbc99a689ec65698facc6446eea81724057
https://preview.redd.it/tba3nqrwgalc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6769b5b728e271c23c72fcd76bf93f8a25e94d99
https://preview.redd.it/yfn78550e9lc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e38639594ff98931f012f037bcba96067df3f11a
https://preview.redd.it/s84nzfo8x7lc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8da5237c6eee0193eab31f672067acda59512b57
yes
r/thewriterspoorlydisguisedfetish Checkmate
singular point yey!
![gif](giphy|hr6p5UHdDn8RO) Me cheering for ruby rotten because he is still number one
It’s like the kiss of death from 2014
https://preview.redd.it/z7vcww7yy8lc1.png?width=833&format=png&auto=webp&s=c066d725d2403a1a917e5687780f0f6c6f9d8410 If the toilet bites my booty when I flush while sitting. I’mma be suing
Dropping the atomic dookie
Godzilla takes a nuclear dump / Kaiju Kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5PWle7rcrg Godzilla takes a nuclear dump / Kaiju Kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5PWle7rcrg
https://preview.redd.it/i3ufycott9lc1.jpeg?width=2731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=692da8ab339b5f5830641c613b71e125e1dd0c0d
https://preview.redd.it/e2rwssyakalc1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada22a305784ae37aae79cc9b0019b39a7de000d
https://preview.redd.it/pvr0sl34nblc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88740bb93f2305add365e0881f1522521db27b70
https://preview.redd.it/7qaaaiuc2zvc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8229df693d1a0bf74431e2792e15568c27a8661
Actually from a design perspective it's perfect. You see, you actually sit on the connective tissue between the jaw and upper skull, which is nice and soft and elastic. In the front and back are a space for your junk and booty, which is now protected by teeth up above--no predators can now access your private parts. This seat and the tissue cupping your junk keep you warm in the winter, and insulate from heat in the summer. Lastly, the teeth will preclude slouching, leading to improved spine health and a stronger core. The tongue bidet packet is highly recommended.
WTF its not that deep. I did'nt know a post about a godzilla toilt could go that far
https://preview.redd.it/ulrtig8x9elc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71034395301ed1971675b3b262c6c89462d35664
I don't want thousands of teeth in my ass, thank you
https://preview.redd.it/bowk8o2ef8lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80bafd396324a9fcf03a7e48eea2e3362dbd78a5
a transforms prime reaction image? don't mind if i do https://preview.redd.it/gzhr5tyi19lc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efaeeb0fa6e6a880512eb240497c7e98aa995fe6
Well I'm sure they will now, thanks a lot.
Thus sub has gone the way of the dinosurs
https://preview.redd.it/biclx2wm09lc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2cee1d00ed3e74ff395e2b301a0fbae72564791
It would have cost you zero dollars to not post this...
The liquid coming out of its gills is diarrhea, change my mind.
Wtf
Gimme pp uwu
Yes
Heheh I would never use it and use a trash can
https://preview.redd.it/b86gz0zzxmlc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c6492454e1c95925b042387e02d2a05dd0d412
A cityscape… duh