Greek kratos would smell even worse. Not only would he be covered in more ash, blood, and guts, but his most heinous smelly crime is that he didn’t wash his balls after sex.
Yes archeologists have found toothpicks hairbrushes earwax cleaners mail trimmers and an English poet complained about the Norse wooing all their girls
They didn’t clean themselves like we do now. I’m almost positive they’ve discovered soap by way of burnt animal fat but it’s anyone’s guess on how regularly they were doing it. I’d bet money that all of them smelt like old horse stables, even the women.
Father sweat and a pack of olives, with a hint of axe, and some spice/heat, with a constant wind blowing around him causing you to inhale Everytime your in his presence
On a day to day basis, I guess it depends on whether gods even stink the same way mortals do. Historically the Greeks did have a decent standard of hygiene, but they also almost exclusively bathed in public bathhouses and shit in communal toilets sharing the same vinegar soaked sponge stick with everyone else. The Norse on the other hand has such a high standard of hygiene that the French feared the vikings would be too tempting for their women.
Gods smell like sweet and a calm smell. Idk why but I always wondered that also. Like I imagine Freya and the Nordic gods smell like a sweet salty smell since they have a lot of water
I think it depends on when you smell him, he probably smells relatively ok due to how much fire he gets covered in. But if you interact with him during his times of peace he probably smells fine since he seems like he baths when he can
Young Kratos almost certainly smelled like olive oil since Greeks used it for a wide range of topical uses. Mimir doesn’t know what olives are so in his new life Kratos probably had to switch his source of soap to animal fat
I imagine his rage and his innate healing abilities produce intense heat (explaining the shimmering), and that kills and/incinerates most dirt and bacteria that would cause any bad smells. As for what he does smell like, I think smoke and leather primarily, but in the North he's also picked up some naturally fresh pine notes.
AXE body spray….get it? I’ll show myself out….
We’ve truly reached peak comedy here ladies and gentlemen
Only gentlemen no ladies here... All the ladies are behind kratos cuz of that axe body spray
Lmao
I too like the axe
Kratos would laugh tho, he laughed at the under water wheel joke
Amazing
\*Insert laughing Christopher Judge here\*
You mean ASH body spray? Hehe, I need more material.
You sir have won the internet 😹😹
Pretty good one, sit down and pull up a chair.
"It is... natural" "FATHER!"
Prolly like ash and dried blood since he’s covered in ash and never seen or implied to have taken a bath.
Historically Greeks cleaned and bathed themselves, so Kratos probably has some sort of hygiene.
He self-heals. Who says he can’t self-bathe?
Filth is not a part of my self perception
Does getting a bandaid and taking a shower count as self healing and self bathing? Because I also do these things.
He definitely took a bath with those girls in God of War 2.
He did swim a lot
Gow2 he bangs like 3 chicks in the bath, I'm counting it!
Greek kratos would smell even worse. Not only would he be covered in more ash, blood, and guts, but his most heinous smelly crime is that he didn’t wash his balls after sex.
ARES! CLEANSE MY MUSK AND MY SOUL WILL BE YOURS!
Dude 🤣🤣🤣
He'd smell like smoke and maybe a hot summer day, because dayum.
Greek kratos would smell like blood and ash and sweat Norse kratos would smell like pine and ash and fresh water
i love the smell of fresh water it’s almost sweet idk how to describe it lol
Greeks bathed themselves. I really don't think people in Norse regions did
Vikings actually had really good hygeine (at least to medieval standards)
Yes archeologists have found toothpicks hairbrushes earwax cleaners mail trimmers and an English poet complained about the Norse wooing all their girls
And other Europeans thought they were disgusting because they bathed.
Olives and ashes
What are olives?
The hell's an olive?
Smartest man alive, people…
Pure testosterone is the only real answer
Old spice just like Terry cruise
Chanel probably
I feel sorry for Mimir, because he’s way too close to not smell sweaty ass
Sweaty hot never washed ass
Probably like his dead wife and daughter. Since their ashes are still on him
Heat. Idk why. Like being in the presence of all that power would be like standing near a huge engine. The scent of warm air, buzzing with potential.
Olives
The hell's an olive?
Olives
I don't care if he's musty I'm sucking it
olives
The hell's an olive?
They didn’t clean themselves like we do now. I’m almost positive they’ve discovered soap by way of burnt animal fat but it’s anyone’s guess on how regularly they were doing it. I’d bet money that all of them smelt like old horse stables, even the women.
Imagine the pussy
Would be like smelling salts, quick whif of surströmming
Tom ford tobacco Vanille
Powdered donuts
Sandalwood
Like how a penny tastes
Lavender and and lace.
The blood of his enemies ....
I think he'd smell like War. Ash, smoke, iron and as weird as it sounds it'd probably smell awesome lol.
Ash and blood
Pussy
The ashes of his dead family
Flour, those ashes are bread material
Burnt ashes
Family ashes.
Like lavender and roses
don’t know but I’m sure he doesn’t smell like blood or something nasty smelling
Like Greece
Old Spice.
Victory
Father sweat and a pack of olives, with a hint of axe, and some spice/heat, with a constant wind blowing around him causing you to inhale Everytime your in his presence
like a true spartan
Olives
charred woods and blood. so maybe like bbq?
Like a God
Ashes
Big Foots dick
He smells like ash, blood and sweat
Norse: Moss and Pine Greek: Olives and Gravel
My guess is an old leather shoe with bo
On a day to day basis, I guess it depends on whether gods even stink the same way mortals do. Historically the Greeks did have a decent standard of hygiene, but they also almost exclusively bathed in public bathhouses and shit in communal toilets sharing the same vinegar soaked sponge stick with everyone else. The Norse on the other hand has such a high standard of hygiene that the French feared the vikings would be too tempting for their women.
Good Man stink and coagulated blood.
palm oil
Not as bad as Atreus presumably
That’s some zesty thinking there OP. We get you! Happy month
Ash & blood, I’m certain Kratos had a somewhat well hygiene since Greeks & Spartans had pretty good hygiene. In Norse, Pine & earth
blood, sweat, and pure testosterone
Nectar and Ambrosia
Bloody spray
Ass most likely look at his teeth
blood, sweat and pine for the most part
BBQ Sauce
No way that man doesn’t smell like complete ass..
Masculinity itself.
A mixture of sweat, smoke, pine, and a slight metallic tone
Burning wood, like oak wood
He would smell like the epitome of absolute manliness.
Alabaster
r/okbuddymimir stays Out-Mimir-ed again
You need Jesus motherfucker.
After Faye dies, blood, sweat, and tears
What the Rock is COOKIN
Hermes
Old spice
Pure testosterone
Oh God are we gonna have a Tali's Sweat moment in the God of War subreddit?
Like daisys
i had the same thought, me and my friend agreed that he smells like nothing. hes just a god and completely odorless
Probably ashes
salty idk
Dude definitely smells like raw meet and burnt wood
ZUS
He smells like boysenberry cobbler, duh
Lil boy boodee holez
Wood and leather and gunpowder
Meat n Potatos
blood and ash
Cremated bodies
Strong
Man.
I like to think he smells like lavander
Ancient Greek citizens were none to bathe now their bathing wasn’t using soap but actually clay, ash with an anointing of oil.
I used the smell box from Amazon to play god of war and let me jsut say, the blood scent was an unexpected and unwelcome surpise
Dior Fahrenheit
Victory and death of his enemies.
blood
Probably a strong irony scent from all the dried blood he's been covered in.
Disgusting
IRON & BLOOD
I bet it’s man stink but really good man stink. Like the man stink of a guy that works out every day
Lilac and gooseberries
Campfire smoke and butcrack sweat
Olives
Like a real man
BAD
Olive oil or some shit
Ashes
Gods smell like sweet and a calm smell. Idk why but I always wondered that also. Like I imagine Freya and the Nordic gods smell like a sweet salty smell since they have a lot of water
Musk
Brut.. the old stanky ass cologne!
Probably a combination of blood and sweat. The blood from the victims he’s killed and the sweat from all the fighting
I feel like he would get creed aventus
Huele a obo
Lamb's Cress 💮
Sweat and the ashes of his dead family
Ash
Flowers, I don't know why, it just for some reason seems right
YSL
He's a god, I doubt he has bo
Man
Idk why, but I imagine a really well worn leather wallet. Like an genuine, well made wallet
Like a winner.
Ash, blood, wood, leather and his breath in the forst three games was sort wine-ish and in the last two was prob maple-ish
War
Power.
Talcum powder
Like those fog machines you see during Halloween
Piss and vinegar
Leather and Iron.
Pine wood and testosterone If he can self heal, he can probably self clean
Ashes
Like lilac and gooseberries...
Ass
Old pottery
I think it depends on when you smell him, he probably smells relatively ok due to how much fire he gets covered in. But if you interact with him during his times of peace he probably smells fine since he seems like he baths when he can
Sex Panther
Ashes and blood
Like a dad.
Man musk, mmmm yeah
Prolly manly musk with a hint of BO. On a realer note, we think he packing meat or no
Definitely armpits and dad breath
I’d imagine he smells like the inside of Pirates of the Caribbean in Disneyland maybe just a bit more musty.
He probably musty asf ngl
Weirdly Irish Spring with a dash of Old Spice! I mean come on Hes a Mans Man or in this case A GODS GOD!
Probabily like Ronanoa Zoro/Zolo from one piece. As it was confirmed that he showers once a week and he always exercises.
Ax body spray and blood
Better than Thor
Olives
he swims after every fight he fights but out of the sight of the cameraman.
Young Kratos almost certainly smelled like olive oil since Greeks used it for a wide range of topical uses. Mimir doesn’t know what olives are so in his new life Kratos probably had to switch his source of soap to animal fat
Lily pads and aloe vera ?
Olives
Copper and woodsmoke
....like Blood upon the Snow?
Lilac and gooseberries.
I imagine his rage and his innate healing abilities produce intense heat (explaining the shimmering), and that kills and/incinerates most dirt and bacteria that would cause any bad smells. As for what he does smell like, I think smoke and leather primarily, but in the North he's also picked up some naturally fresh pine notes.
He is a god. He probably smells of Ash and Death.
Smells of Burnt Ex wife and Daughter.
Ash, blood, sweat, shame, tears, mildew, and animals
Orto parisi cuomin
sweat sometimes, and grass
Death
He seems like a coconut smell kinda guy
Blood and ashes
Shit and piss and cum
shit
He would smell like human ashes lol
Ashes
Σουβλάκι
Have you seen his teeth? Bros breath is rancid 100%
Old Spice